Trump Deathwatch

CJ Hopkins

The latest “Trump Deathwatch” began on Tuesday, August 21, 2018. It began in a courtroom in Alexandria, Virginia, when Paul Manafort, sleazebag beltway operator and former chairman of Trump’s campaign, was pronounced guilty by a jury of his peers on ten counts of various types of fraud — tax fraud, bank fraud, and failure to disclose thirty-one foreign bank accounts which he was using for the purposes of fraud. Or maybe it began in another courtroom, this one miles away in New York City, when, almost at the exact same moment, Michael Cohen, Trump’s ex-lawyer, pleaded guilty to eight unrelated charges of fraud and campaign finance violations, the latter charges stemming from “hush money” paid to two of Trump’s former bimbos.

In any event, whichever came first, it began with these two sleazebag characters, both of whom had been indicted by special counsel Robert Mueller, who is doggedly investigating allegations that the President of the United States is a devious Russian intelligence asset personally planted in the Oval Office by Vladimir Putin, the Russian mob, and a conspiracy of crackerjack “cyber-influencers,” who brainwashed millions of American voters into betraying Hillary Clinton, and the nation, with a bunch of emails and some Facebook posts, and who are even now waging “a chaos campaign to undermine faith in American democracy.”

Mueller, who had previously indicted thirteen Russian “cyber-influencers” who he was certain would never appear in court to laugh derisively in his face, needed to put a “win” on the board, and he needed to do it before the midterm elections. The Resistance® and the corporate media have been desperate for something juicy that they can relentlessly milk for the next ten weeks. They need the Democrats to take the House so they can pretend to try to impeach Trump, or at least subpoena a buttload of folks to appear before a series of congressional hearings that they can drag out all the way to 2020. Naturally, they were hoping Mueller would deliver someone even vaguely connected to their ridiculous, James Bondian “Russiagate” narrative, but Cohen and Manafort were the best he could do, so they went ahead and made the most of it.

Television networks interrupted programming. Most of them did that split-screen thing. News readers broke out their “serious” voices. Legal “experts” were rushed into studios to nod their heads and agree that this was “very serious,” or “extremely serious,” or “potentially extremely serious,” or, in any event, “very, very bad for Trump.” The press, who were still recuperating from the exertion of  their synchronized attack on Trump for attacking them for attacking him day after day for the last two years in an only marginally less synchronized manner, instantly went into full Trump attack mode.

The Guardian immediately went to live, moment-by-moment “Trump Deathwatch” coverage. Their opinionists started pumping out pieces proclaiming that “Trump’s reckoning has finally arrived,” and demanding he be impeached before “the cancer on his presidency” metastasizes. The New York Times Editorial Board (which is obviously getting a bit fed up with the riff-raff questioning its journalistic integrity) announced that, starting from that very moment, anyone doubting that Donald Trump is a dirty, rotten, Russian agent is a “fantasist” and a member of his “cult.” CNN began babbling about impeachment, as did the BBC, and more or less every organ of the corporate media.

The Washington Post Editorial Board authored a rather lengthy example of the speech that “a presidential president” would deliver in Trump’s circumstances (which she wouldn’t be in), confessing that the Russians have “attacked our democracy,” and that we’re under “ongoing assault” by the Kremlin, and welcoming special counsel Mueller’s further indictments of this “presidential” president’s inner circle of sleazebag operators, dirty tricks specialists, PR hacks, corporate lobbyists, and political consultants (which, of course, this “presidential” president wouldn’t have … well, except for sleazebags like David Brock, secret agent Christopher Steele, Marc Elias, of the law firm Perkins Coie, Jeremy Bash and Philippe Reines, of Beacon Global Strategies, LLC, “a unique Washington consulting firm,” and innumerable other distinguished sleazebags).

By the morning of Saturday, August 25, this latest “Trump Deathwatch” (like those that have preceded it) had been cancelled due to declining ratings. The corporate media started running those features reminding Americans how difficult it is to impeach, or otherwise remove from office, a treasonous Russian intelligence asset who is openly working with Vladimir Putin to destroy America, and Western civilization, and establish a global fascist dictatorship ruled by Putin, Trump, Corbyn, that Italian bozo, and Bashar al-Assad. The corporate media run these features in the wake of every “Trump Deathwatch” episode to taper liberals off the effects of the mindless hysteria they have just finished generating.

Which, in this case, that turned out to be unnecessary, as liberals and other Trump obsessives, who by now are used to having The Resistance® whip them up into these gibbering fits over Russians or Nazis on a regular basis, were already onto the next big story. On the Wednesday after “the worst day of his presidency,” Trump (perhaps on Putin’s orders) had tweeted about “white South African farmers,” which had set off yet another round of global denunciation of racism, white supremacy, Nazis, and so on. Trump, who either is a master manipulator or has the attention span of a chihuahua, or both (and yes, folks, I’m afraid that’s possible), had seen something on  the White Genocide Channel that he felt he needed to share with the world (or use to force the corporate media to switch back from the Russia hysteria to the Nazi hysteria they’d been relentlessly flogging until the Manafort conviction and Cohen plea deal allowed them to switch back to the Russia hysteria they’d been relentlessly flogging since the Traitor Summit).

And on and on, and on, it goes … and will continue to go until 2020, unless Trump decides to attack Iran, which I doubt The Resistance® will let him do, because that would get extremely weird, as they would somehow have to simultaneously support another US war of aggression and condemn Trump as Adolf Hitler for starting it. Oh, and also, they would have a hard time explaining why Putin had ordered his stooge in the White House to attack Russia’s ally in the Middle East. So, probably, no attack on Iran.

Which means we are in for another two years of alternating Russia and Nazi hysteria, mostly on a low-intensity basis, with the occasional new segment of “Trump Deathwatch” thrown in. Personally, I’m rooting for the Democrats to take control of the House in the midterms, purely for the sake of entertainment. After calling this ass clown a Russian spy and Literal Hitler for the last two years, they’re going have to at least pretend to impeach him, or else stage a series of internationally-televised neo-McCarthyite congressional hearings to root out the diabolical networks of Putin-Nazis that have infested America, and Britannia, and the rest of the West.

That’s the main thing, after all. Yes, the corporatist ruling classes need to make an example of Trump to dissuade any future billionaire ass clowns from running for high office without their permission, but even more so, they need to put down the “populist” opposition to the spread of global capitalism and the gradual phase-out of national sovereignty that began with Brexit and continued with Trump, so they can transform the smoldering remains of the Earth into one big happy neoliberal market run by supranational corporations and the “democratic governments” they have bought and paid for … which, by that time, folks won’t even notice because we’ll all be shuffling around like zombies staring down into the screens of our phones.

Damn, I think I may have gone and opened a rather enormous can of leftist worms right at the end of this essay by mentioning the “national sovereignty” thing. So, leftists, please ignore the previous paragraph. National sovereignty is the same as nationalism. Nationalism is very, very bad. Internationalism is good. Internationalist socialism is what we all want. Okay, admittedly, the forces of internationalist socialism appear to be … well, somewhat marginal at the moment (or possibly virtually non-existent), but that’s not a problem, because the global capitalists will be happy to internationalize everything for us, and to do away with all those nasty nationalists, and that national government-subsidized healthcare and university education and all that stuff.

So let’s forget that I mentioned national sovereignty, because that’s all Putinist Trumpism, and so on. There’s absolutely no reason at all for leftists to discuss that subject, or to view it in any kind of larger historical or geopolitical context or anything. Once the global corporate empire finishes their Privatization of Everything, I’m sure they will be open to considering socialism. They’ll probably even let us vote on it. By then, they will have cleansed the Internet of all the discord-sowing Putin-Nazis … so there won’t be any danger of being “influenced” to vote the wrong way or anything.

In the meantime, don’t forget to do your part in the War on Trump, Putin, Assad, Corbyn, and whoever else the corporate media tell us we’re at war against. Forget about global capitalism. Keep obsessing about Donald Trump. And if you get tired of obsessing about Donald Trump, you can always call Corbyn an anti-Semite, or accuse Glenn Greenwald of working for Putin, or, if you’ve got some free time and want to get creative, compile a Directory of International Assadists, or some other paranoid pseudo-blacklist. Every little contribution counts!

CJ Hopkins is an award-winning American playwright, novelist and satirist based in Berlin. His plays are published by Bloomsbury Publishing (UK) and Broadway Play Publishing (USA). His debut novel, ZONE 23, is published by Snoggsworthy, Swaine & Cormorant. He can be reached at cjhopkins.com or consentfactory.org

Feel free to come find him in Berlin and buy him a beer. He’s been known to frequent an assortment of extremely suspicious RUSSIAN establishments in Kreuzberg.

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CJ Hopkins is an award-winning American playwright, novelist and satirist based in Berlin. His plays are published by Bloomsbury Publishing (UK) and Broadway Play Publishing (USA). His debut novel, ZONE 23, is published by Snoggsworthy, Swaine & Cormorant. He can be reached at cjhopkins.com or consentfactory.org Feel free to come find him in Berlin and buy him a beer. He’s been known to frequent an assortment of extremely suspicious RUSSIAN establishments in Kreuzberg.

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Fair dinkum.
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Fair dinkum.

‘attention span of a chihuahua’ ?
Fair go.
Our chihuahua can focus on one of his toys for several minutes at least.
Trump, on the other hand _ _ _ _

vexarb
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vexarb

Deathwatch on Dead End FUKU$I capitalist outpost in Libya:

Supporters of former Libyan leader Muammar Gaddafi gathered to celebrate the 49th anniversary of the 1 September Revolution in the city of Sabha late on Thursday, with celebrations going on until the early hours of Friday morning.

Gaddafi supporters marched through the city waving green flags and holding portraits of the socialist Libyan leader.

Clashes in Tripoli over the past few days have been jointly-condemned by French, British, American and Italian Occupation authorities, who say they destabilise the region.

elenits
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elenits

Bravo & good for them! Some good news for once.

Big B
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Big B

Slightly OT: did anyone else notice that Gordon Bildeberg-Brown-noser turned the argument on its head when he exhorted the NEC to accept the full IHRA definition of ‘semitism’.

It seems the Fraudian and the rest of the MSM corrected his sin of ommission, or was that a sin of commi$$ion. A Freudian satire that exposed the truth, if ever I heard one …

vexarb
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vexarb

BigB, declaration of interest: You forgot to mention that Iraq War Finance Minister and Quantitative Easing for Bankers PM, Son-of-the-Manse Brown is director of Carlyle Finance, a Rothschild arms company. So his twisted apologia for Rothschild’s pet Zionazi project in the ME is not disinterested.

Yonatan
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Yonatan

The Zionists and their hangers-on accuse anyone of ‘singling out’ Israel as being ‘anti-Semitic’. It seems with this Israel-specific law, its proponents are singling out Israel as the only country that cannot be criticised. That makes them, by their own definition, ‘anti-Semitic’.

Francis Lee
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Francis Lee

‘In any event, whichever came first, it began with these two sleazebag characters, both of whom had been indicted by special counsel Robert Mueller, who is doggedly investigating allegations that the President of the United States is a devious Russian intelligence asset personally planted in the Oval Office by Vladimir Putin, the Russian mob, and a conspiracy of crackerjack “cyber-influencers,” who brainwashed millions of American voters into betraying Hillary Clinton, and the nation, with a bunch of emails and some Facebook posts, and who are even now waging’ “a chaos campaign to undermine faith in American democracy.” This whole Russiagate… Read more »

summitflyer
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summitflyer

“This whole Russiagate brouhaha has become not just surreal, but has become a parody of surrealism”
Very much like the Skripal incident.

rtj1211
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How to tune out of the media corporatocracy twaddle: 1) Stop buying ‘newspapers’ which are now ‘fake news papers’; 2) Switch off CNN, BBC, MSNBC, Fox and any number of Goebbelsesque propaganda channels; 3) Identify the wife of a media drongo who isn’t getting enough, seduce her and take pictures of/video the proceedings. Make sure the drongo’s colleagues get an ‘exclusive’ by letting them know his dick has been absent without leave. 4) Refuse to vote for any candidate who supports the media party line and if possible vote for a candidate proposing jail sentences for media executives who do… Read more »

manfromatlan
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“3: Identify the wife of a media drongo who isn’t getting enough, seduce her and take pictures of/video the proceedings. Make sure the drongo’s colleagues get an ‘exclusive’ by letting them know his dick has been absent without leave.”

Wendy Deng/Rupert Murdoch? 😉

dahoit
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dahoit

Rupert has married the exwife of Jagger.

vexarb
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vexarb

Deathwatch Dead End U$A — de mortuis nil nisi bonum. “Let us now observe a minute of silence in honor of John McCain, for upon his passing the American Collapse Party has lost a true leader”.

Here is the link to this gem posted by B.F BTL The Saker.. Please remember, do not copy and paste whole articles:

http://cluborlov.blogspot.com/2018/08/a-senator-masquerading-as-gas-station.html

manfromatlan
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A comment posted on this excellent article: Okpik of the North said… In 1967, the USS Forrestal suffered near catastrophic damage from a fire that raged on-board for nearly two days. John McCain was stationed on the Forrestal at the time and was quite likely responsible for the fire that killed 134 sailors and injured 62 others. Hot dog pilots were well known for their “wet-starts,” a process which allows fuel to build up in the engine before hitting the plane’s start switch. The result of the wet-start is a long flame erupting from the tail of the plane. It… Read more »

Jen
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Jen

Not only a maverick or a dangerous lunatic … Jurassic John aka Insane McCain was also potential Godfather to the Arizona mob.

“John McCain’s Mob Connections”
https://www.nolanchart.com/article3151-john-mccains-mob-connections-html

Jerome R Corsi, “McCain Fortune traced to organized crime”
https://www.wnd.com/2008/02/57354/

McCain’s involvement in the USS Forrestal incident is still disputed. There are websites that state the tail of his jet was facing out to sea. His links to organised crime through his father-in-law and his role as one of the Keating Five in an S&L real estate fraud scheme on the other hand are in no doubt.

vexarb
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vexarb

Death Watch on Dead End U$A. The Vineyard of the Saker [edited by Vexarb]: Iran after Trump’s JCPOA pull out — We can wait by Islamic socialist Ramin Mazaheri for The Saker Blog For the sake of argument, let’s be honest about what concrete steps Iran would have to take in order to finally get the sanctions called off. They want Iran’s natural resources and a compliant government – that’s AZC capitalism-imperialism. So what exactly could Iran do to placate “the West”? Firstly, ending the post of the Supreme Leader (held by Khomeini and now Khamenei), the “soul of the… Read more »

tutisicecream
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The future’s dark the future’s Orange. In the land of the fake [news not excluded], that global hamburger bar run by a clown, glowers. Apparently we’re all doomed. Just listen to the boom-box doom-watch of the WMSM. But it’s not so with me. These historical revisionists are all singing off the same sheet, be they liberal progressives or conservatives. For they see in Trump an unmasked dark side of their inner selves. Just watching the historical revisionism dressed up in sycophantic eulogies for the dearly departed McCain -war hero, made you realise just how far they can outstrip anything that… Read more »

Dungroanin
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Dungroanin

While TPTB build these AI super computing centres in the artic regions to facially recognise and monitor the billions from the sky and aim to manipulate us with their propaganda and MSM, the internet is connecting 4 BILLION people of the world using simple hand held devices – each one a functioning brain as capable as any supercomputer. 4 billion mainframes connected to make a omniscient hybrid AI – self willed, not owned, uncontrollable, democratic.
So says Caitlin johnstone.
https://medium.com/@caityjohnstone/check-out-my-presentation-how-to-win-a-grassroots-media-rebellion-at-the-ron-paul-institute-6ea5e7ea985d

Enjoy and laugh at their predicament. .

Who is pulling the string?
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Who is pulling the string?

A) Intelligence agencies, in both US and UK, didn’t want Trump to win, and still do not want him to succeed as a president.

B) Mainstream media are in overdrive mode, doing their utmost best to undermine everything Trump does or says.

Why is the connection, between A) and B), rarely talked about?

elenits
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elenits

Why is the connection, between A) and B), rarely talked about?

Good Question! Because one is a subdivision of the other…?

manfromatlan
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Because one sub-division passed on crap intelligence to the other? https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/jan/11/trump-russia-report-opposition-research-john-mccain

Brian Eggar
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I get a vague feeling that I should know the difference between national sovereignty and nationalism but I would be grateful if somebody might put it into simpler terms that I might understand. I find it amazing how all roads seem to lead back to Christopher Steele and the golden shower. It seems that however high a person’s status becomes, it is all based on pretty basic functions. There again, I must be one of those confused minority that sees Putin as a model of moderation and far sightedness and even an ideal candidate for the Nobel Peace Prize. Although,… Read more »

Jen
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Jen

“National sovereignty” refers to the right of self-determination on the part of a community or a set of communities of people. It need not be based on these people having a language, ethnicity or any other cultural belief or belief system in common; they need only to assert their independence, have an organised government and have their right to exist as one self-contained unit respected by other nations. The original thirteen colonies that became the United States in 1776 did not have a great deal in common (in religion, culture, history and social structures) other than having English as a… Read more »

Moscow Exile
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From 1706 until 1783, when, by the Treaty of Paris, the sovereignity of the independent United States of America was recognized, the 13 colonies in North America that declared their independence in 1776 were ruled by the United Kingdom, not England. An Act of Union, whereby the Kingdom of England was united with the Kingdom of Scotland was passed by the Parliament of England in 1706, and the Union with England Act was passed in 1707 by the Parliament of Scotland. Before 1706, the North American colonies that became the USA in 1783 were ruled by England. Prior to the… Read more »

Paul X
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Paul X

In the 1660’s the American States were independent of each other and not always friendly. Charles II decided to bring them under central (London) control as a punishment for protecting the Two Judges, Whalley and Goffe who had both been Generals in the Parliamentary Army and Major Generals in the 1650’s. They were also Regicides, having sat as Judges at Charles I’s trial and signed the Death Warrant They were therefore exempted from any pardons. Bodies (like Cromwell’s) were dug up, beheaded and disembowelled. Only 3 still alive survived including Whalley and Goffe. In 1660 they escaped to New England… Read more »

Antonyl
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Antonyl

Mono cultural nations existed long before, even in Europe. Central China, Iran, Egypt, parts of India etc. Then the first wave of internationalism called Muslim imperialism started off and homogenized many of these like Egypt or Irak. The next wave was European mercantilism with its East India companies. Then Western regions started to join in the US, Germany and Italy and thus weakened European colonialism. WWII killed physical colonialism, powered by Hitler’s and Japanese military’s misuse of their national emotions. International Leninism/Stalinism ran parallel and failed.

Jen
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Jen

Where’s the evidence that monocultural nations existed in Europe and other parts of the world in ancient and mediaeval times? For most of its history, Persia / Iran has been host to different groups with their own languages and cultures. There are still many minority groups in Iran and their languages belong to at least four different language families (Indo-European [Iranian and its relatives, Armenian], Turkic, Semitic [Arabic, Assyrian] and Georgian). Same can be said for China: there are still many minority groups in that country, of which 56 ethnic groups have been officially recognised by Beijing. Other Middle Eastern… Read more »

Antonyl
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Antonyl

Just for Europe: England and France after 1100 were pretty centralized and mono cultural, so was Spain after 1492. Sweden and Russia later on.

China or Iran not ancient nations: Are you kidding? They both have huge majorities speaking one language and sharing one culture.

Dominic Pukallus
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In my mind the difference is between the two poles of the natural Human phenomenon of Enthnocentricsm, “We love each other” and “We hate others”. Since this is a part of being Human, one would like ideally to emphasise the “love” bit while hoping to see the continuation of the historical enlargement the “each other” circle of perception. Political satire died when Kissinger was awarded the Nobel Peace, according to political satirist Tom Lehrer. These days it’s probably just a chance for much-needed gallows humour though I’d love to be wrong, and this piece is excellent in that regard. I’d… Read more »

manfromatlan
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Going further back, the Nobel ‘peace prize’ was dead to me when Israeli nuclear whistleblower Mordechai Vanunu who was nominated every year from 1987-2010 never received it, or that Julian Assange who arguably was the most deserving ever was denied by the Swedes under Carl Bildt https://professorsblogg.com/2014/09/24/swedish-official-reaction-to-alternative-nobel-prize-given-to-edward-snowden-carl-bildt-outs-organization-awarding-the-prize-from-swedish-foreign-office-premises/

JJ139
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JJ139

Carl Bildt is a proven CIA asset.

Jen
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Jen

A listing of past Nobel Peace Prize recipients could very well read like a listing of people who used to be on the CIA payroll.

🙂

Simple
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Simple

“Damn, I think I may have gone and opened a rather enormous can of leftist worms right at the end of this essay by mentioning the “national sovereignty” thing.” As far as I’m concerned, the paragraph (third from last) beginning with this sentence sums up the most important conversation the West needs to have with itself before the proverbial hits the fan. There is a trick being played by and it relies on the concept of national sovereignty being purposefully ‘mistaken’ for nationalism. The BBC’s reporting of Daniel Hillig’s murder in Chemnitz is a perfect example. Just keep pushing that… Read more »

summitflyer
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summitflyer

Love the satire ! I never would have believed this if someone would have described this to me 20 years ago.
Not sure if I am looking forward to the future .LOL

manfromatlan
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Looking for signs of intelligent life on planet Media here, but all this deathwatch hysteria presupposes Democrats sweeping the mid terms, unlikely as most Independents are likely to say a pox on both their houses and stay home. The richest man in the world seems content to whip up a frenzy so that when people are depressed about their ineffectuality to control their own lives, they turn to Amazon for consumer products, entertainment, and news content. (While it spies on you for the security state). Materialism is the self-medicated opiate of the masses, as they react to the constant adrenal… Read more »

Paul X
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Paul X

The overwhelming bias of the US media against Trump is similar to that here against Corbyn and the Labour Party. It shares one great weakness; too much of it and there is a backlash. Nobody bothers reading it because it’s so predictable. It’s also pretty obvious if you scratched any US politician-businessman you’d uncover all manner of fraud and theft. The Clinton Outfit are best known for it. As for Russiagate I wonder if Trump will ever highlight the way British Intelligence was the main interferer in the election? As Steele told the press as he leaked them the urination… Read more »

manfromatlan
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Boris Johnson isn’t going to balk at the ruinous conditions, since otherwise, what would be the point of Boris Johnson? 🙂

bevin
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bevin

“..subpoena a buttload of folks to appear before a series of congressional hearings…”
CJ what is a buttload?
The mind buggles.

Michael Leigh
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Michael Leigh

Presumably. up their “necks in the proverbial “.

flamingosarepink
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flamingosarepink

Well gosh, if Trump goes down on the death watch list for cashing out a bimbo or two then what are we going to do about the slaughterers and war whores? I frankly don’t care who Trump porked or groped and under what circumstance. There are Yankee serial killers out there who have slaughtered hundreds of thousands and are still walking the streets muttering about what a dreadful man is Trump, the groper, the bimbo humper, the real estate shyster etc., yet these same mumblers are sociopathic child and civilian murderers. Looking at you Hillary Clinton, Obama, Bushes, Henry Kissinger,… Read more »

manfromatlan
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Introduce to Madame Guillotine I say.