The Rabid Mouse

by BlackCatte

According to Vineyard of the Saker the Ukrainian parliament is currently petitioning Mongolia for compensation for “the genocide of the Ukrainian people” by Batu Khan’s troops – in the late 13th Century.

Mongolia is understandably confused by this, and responded by saying it was indeed ready to repay the damage – but only to the victims and their families, and said it is looking forward to reading the list of names the Rada compiles.

Any resemblance between the current Ukraine administration and the renowned Duchy of Grand Fenwick is entirely coincidental.

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