Don't suffer in silence. Kremlinitis can be cured.

by Danielle Ryan

Are you currently following a radical path? Are your friends and family becoming increasingly concerned? Do your views occasionally diverge from the mainstream? Do you ever find yourself watching the BBC and thinking “hey, that doesn’t sound right”? Have you ever sneakily grabbed the TV remote and switched to RT when no one was looking? Have you been blocked by the President of Estonia on Twitter?
I don’t want to alarm you, but if you answered “yes” to any of the above questions, you might indeed be suffering from acute Kremlinitis.
Unfortunately, depending on the severity of your symptoms and the frequency of your thought-crimes, you could be in need of an intervention. In fact, regardless of the severity, you should seek help now.  You don’t need to be a full-blown ‘Putin-versteher’ to receive treatment.  Research has shown that if you allow your symptoms to fester, Kremlinitis becomes irreversible.
Luckily, two world-renowned propaganda experts and guardians of truth, Ed Lucas and Peter Pomerantsev have you covered.  The dynamic duo have envisioned a targeted, anti-brainwashing initiative designed specifically to treat sufferers like you.  The first step is admitting you have a problem.
Similar “deradicalization” efforts have targeted supporters of extremist Islamic ideology and have seen great success.  Thanks to the tireless efforts of Lucas and Pomerantsev, who have devoted their lives to The Truth, the same methods can now be employed against anyone and everyone that questions the West’s permanent moral authority and accepted media narratives — particularly those who may have “fallen victim to Kremlin propaganda”.
It’s not too late.
You don’t have to suffer in silence.
There’s no need to feel embarrassed or ashamed.
Kremlinitis can infect anyone, at any time.
The road may be long, but the dangers are too great to go it alone. Your friends and family will be there to support you on your path back to righteousness and moral clarity. They are rooting for you.
We all are.
Note: If your symptoms are particularly severe (watching RT more than once a week, reading the works of known Kremlin agents like Stephen Cohen, etc.) you could be chosen for a new clinical trial, which is still in its early stages of development.
(Go to beatkremlinitis.com and enter your email address, home address, phone number and all your personal details to be the first to receive new details.)

© 2016 Danielle Ryan


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Eurasia News Online
Eurasia News Online
Aug 7, 2016 8:51 AM

Reblogged this on Eurasia News Online.

Aug 6, 2016 9:13 AM

Its a sensible idea to have an economically sound lens through which to fully understand what domestic debt and deficits in fact truly represent so as to resist the “household economics ” propaganda which neoliberal media pumps out daily beside its neoimperialism against Russia/Syria/Iran etc , to buttress austerity programs which are simply aimed at increased corpocracy and monopoly capitalism at the expense of the poorest and when done here the Middle Class as has extensively happened across the USA where neither Trump nor HRC have even the vaguest understanding of the problem,on a level really with the Libertarians.(Yet Sanders through his Chief Economics Advisor Dr Kelton probably did have and his demise represents the high point of personal naivete) I would suggest that Prof Bill Mitchell has the most profound understanding and brilliant analysis of these issues available vis his blog, in the world today! The friends whom Kaivey… Read more »

Aug 6, 2016 6:30 AM

You can lead a horse to water, but you cannot make it drink.
Similarly, knowledge cannot be force-fed and any attempts to do so will likely prove highly counterproductive.
So, let people live their lives in peace. Offer an opinion only when asked. Curiosity about your deviance will likely get the better of them before too long in any case. Avoid blurting out everything you know in one big brain-dump when you do so – it will likely overwhelm them. Remember how long it took you to reach your current state of knowledge and be gentle.

Aug 5, 2016 11:59 PM

Reblogged this on TheFlippinTruth and commented:
This is almost certainly the result of a virus (the-russians-dunnit) released personally by Putin.

Aug 5, 2016 10:35 PM

Good article that makes the serious counter points with humour.
I too feel out of step with the media, I am fortunate that I do have family and friends who look behind the headlines and try to find out all sides of a story.
The mass media all read from the same script – so it’s no surprise that people do believe negative things about all the people/ countries the U.S. and allies say are our enemies
I just wish some people would take a step back and ask them selves what the policies they follow in Iraq, Libya, Syria, ukraine have achieved? But they don’t snakes anything that happens as they do not end up the victims.
The politicians get rich and the public moves on to the next enemy.

Richard Le Sarcophage
Richard Le Sarcophage
Aug 5, 2016 11:36 PM
Reply to  Guest

For at least forty years, and increasingly over time, the Western MSM propaganda system has produced nothing much but Atlanticist Imperial propaganda, appeals to bigotry and hatred, exhortations to greed and impotent envy and worship of the glorious rich, and LIES. Lies 24/7, lies never admitted, never corrected, repeated endlessly, and all broadcast with complete Groupthink. Dissent from the Party Line ever dwindling, now approaches Absolute Zero. Yet the loathsome hypocrites, hate-mongers and liars who meet Emperor Rupert and the other grandees’ specifications, still have the ghastly chutzpah to call themselves the ‘Free Press’ and attack the likes of RT, where there is actually some diversity of opinion exhibited and some logic to the narrative and some congruence with the observable facts. A society with leading organs like the Western MSM sewer is moribund and poisonous, which we can also see if only we open our eyes.

Aug 5, 2016 9:36 PM

I was lucky enough to find a video of Edward Lucas explaining his theories to his next-door neighbour

Aug 5, 2016 8:44 PM

Kremlinitis is not an infection but a cure that is treating you from western media propaganda sickness. The cure is very potent. That is, once a ‘patient’ is treated with Kremlinitis, he or she can never catch western media propaganda sickness again. Please note that the treatment of western media propaganda sickness does not prevent you from making you feel sick to your stomach every once in a while when you hear and read what they want you and others to believe in order for them to continue to kill, steal, rob, and pollute the planet. But those who are cured from western media propaganda sickness know that this feeling is much more preferable to western media propaganda sickness that makes you feel ‘dead to the world, but not actually dead, while still getting full credit for being alive’. Getting rid of western media propaganda sickness makes you really alive,… Read more »

Aug 5, 2016 7:55 PM

i tried to go to beatkremlinitis.com but google says it isn’t. o dear. please help me

Aug 5, 2016 7:47 PM

I was in a text message conversation with an old friend the other day. We had caught up after many years. Be was a typical liberal: Putin and Assad are evil, etc. It was as if he believed everything he had read in the Guardian and watched on the BBC was true. So I told him how the US may be backing ISIS to fight its wars in the Middle East, via Turkey and Saudi Arabia. How Washington caused a coup in the Ukraine costing thousands of lives with the aim of closing down the Russian gas pipeline to Europe. That we had caused a civil war in Syria so that we can get gas pipelines from Saudi Arabia and Qatar to Europe, etc. Well my friend couldn’t handle that, here’s his reply: Hahaha – your so funny! You’ll be telling me next that the world is round and not… Read more »

Aug 5, 2016 8:00 PM
Reply to  Kaivey

forgive me, but you sound a bit Polish. where are you meeting? can any idiot come? I think I agree totally with everything you haven’t actually said

Richard Le Sarcophage
Richard Le Sarcophage
Aug 6, 2016 12:08 AM
Reply to  Kaivey

Over the last forty years the Right in the West have become totally dominant in every sphere of life. They have, through the entirely Rightwing brainwashing system of the MSM. advertising, PR and ‘entertainment’, indoctrinated the populace into the Right’s habits of insatiable greed, contempt for, even hatred of others, preposterous egomania and complete absence of human empathy, particularly for the poor, weak and downtrodden. In other words the psychopaths have made their ‘societies’ psychopathic. The evidence, in growing poverty, inequality, social savagery etc, is irrefutable. Societies like this are cancers on humanity. The concatenation of disasters created by the Right, the economic implosion under debt, inequality and mass poverty, the ecological catastrophe of numerous synergistic crises, and the geo-political aggression of the deranged Evil of Thanatopolis DC and its stooges, is not only furiously denied in the MSM sewer, but, alternatively, celebrated hysterically as ‘Western Moral Values’ that the… Read more »