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The A-Z of Covid19

Your handy guide for navigating the current crisis

Mark Chapman

In these troubling times it can be hard to find a clear path through the maze of disinformation and covid-denial. Print the following out and keep it with you at all times. Refer to it when confronted with a Covidiot or any suggesting you try thinking for yourself.

A

ANTI-VAXXER (Sic) Criminal lunatic who is intent on denying everyone the opportunity of ever being vaccinated against anything by means of unsubstantiated neo-religious ravings. Candidate for funny-farms and medical experimentation.

B

BREXIT: Fantasy utopian state believed in by ANTI-VAXXERS and CONSPIRACY THEORISTS.

C

CONSPIRACY THEORIST: Criminally insane individual dedicated to the annihilation of humanity by allowing everyone to die of COVID-19 by alleging that it may not be as deadly as we all know it is. Other characteristics include denying climate change, voting for BREXIT and non-readership of the GUARDIAN.

COVID-19: Unstoppable and totally lethal plague carried by any living organism with 100% mortality rate that can be caught by any living being on the earth. Symptoms include a) being alive and b) living on planet Earth.

D

DEATH: Preventable non-living condition arising from contracting COVID-19. Otherwise represented as falsely arising from conspiracy-theorist-alleged conditions e.g. “cancer”, “heart disease”, “accident”, “being shot,” etc .

DEMOCRACY: Fantasy utopia believed in by ANTI-VAXXERS and CONSPIRACY THEORISTS. Characterised by BREXIT and TRUMP.

E

EPIDEMIOLOGY: Fake science to spread MISINFORMATION about COVID-19.

EXPONENTIAL: Default speed of COVID-19 spread.

F

FACE MASK/COVERING: Essential Personal Protective Equipment for living organisms. ANTI-VAXXERS and CONSPIRACY THEORISTS do not wear them and this renders them easily identifiable.

FACT-CHECKERS: For reference please read Orwell, G,1984 ref: Ministry of Truth.

FREEDOM: Mythical condition believed in by CONSPIRACY THEORISTS and ANTI-VAXXERS (see above). Cited by the aforementioned as something preferable to protection from DEATH (see above) by COVID-19.

G

GATES, BILL: Philanthropist dedicated to saving the world from COVID-19.

GREAT BARRINGTON DECLARATION, THE: Pseudoscientific mumbo-jumbo written by a bunch of QUACKs including “Dr. Johnny Bananas” in order to spread MISINFORMATION about COVID-19.

GREAT RESET: THE: Mythical blueprint for post COVID-19 society. Referred to by ANTI-VAXXERS and CONSPIRACY THEORISTS.

GUARDIAN, THE: Source of reliable and truthful information regarding COVID-19. Required reading. Non-biased, humanist publication written by the most gifted journalists now living.

H

HANCOCK: MATT: Hero of the people dedicated to saving everyone from COVID-19.

HEALTH: Condition of existence characterised by non-infection by COVID-19. Misrepresented by ANTI-VAXXERS and CONSPIRACY THEORISTS as normal, non-pathological state.

I

IMMUNOLOGY: Fake science intended to mislead the public regarding COVID-19.

J

JOHNSON, BORIS: Prime Minister of England. Very funny chap.

K

KOONTZ, DEAN: Author who predicted COVID-19 in one of his novels.

L

LIFE: Pathological delusion believed in by CONSPIRACY THEORISTS.

LOCKDOWN: Utopian state that will free humanity for ever.

M

MISINFORMATION: Act of suggesting mistaken beliefs not permitted by the STATE: eg. 2+2=4 without reference to FACT CHECKERS.

N

NHS: Pre-2020 organisation, now defunct, providing placebo medication for now-debunked conditions such as “cancer”, “heart disease,” “diabetes” etc.

NORMAL; NEW: Post-2020 Age of Enlightenment: for further information see Zamyatin,, Y, We. Huxley, A, Brave New World.

O

OXFORD: UNIVERSITY OF: Developmental research station for COVID-19.

P

PANDEMIC: The current state of existence characterising life on Planet Earth.

PARLIAMENT: Pre-2020 institution, now defunct, dedicated to squabbling on television for the benefit of the masses over decisions that had already been taken by the STATE.

PLANDEMIC: Criminally insane publication written by CONSPIRACY THEORISTS.

POLICE: Pre-2020 organisation, now defunct, created to enact entertaining drama for the masses, e.g by driving around in fast cars and running about in city centres trying to catch “baddies” and “crooks.” Especially effective at reducing traffic congestion in December and January. Ref: Z-Cars, The Bill, Dixon of Dock Green.

PRISON: Institutions created to house ANTI-VAXXERS and CONSPIRACY THEORISTS.

Q

QUACK: Signatory of the GREAT BARRINGTON DECLARATION with fake Ph.D.

R

R NUMBER: Statistical integer for illustrating spread of COVID-19. Non-referenced.

S

SAFE: Condition of total atrophy. See DEATH.

SCIENTIST: Individual responsible for issuing warnings justifying lockdowns.

SKY NEWS: Unbiased source of information regarding COVID-19. To be broadcast in all pubs and places of entertainment.

SOCIAL DISTANCING: Introduced 2020. The natural form of communication for human beings requiring a respectful personal space. Let’s face it, how many years have you gone around putting up with bad breath, BO and fag smoke?

STATE, THE: Benefactor and source of all blessings.

SWEDEN: Rogue state of COVID-19 deniers.

T

T-CELL: Mythical component of IMMUNOLOGY used to mislead the public regarding COVID-19.

TRUMP, DONALD : Former president of the United States. Believer in debunked fantasy of DEMOCRACY.

U

UNITED KINGDOM, THE, Isolated control population for COVID-19 VACCINE. Characterised by inhabitants with zero capacity for rebelliousness.

V

VACCINE: Panacea for COVID-19. To be injected into population of entire planet. Declared safe by QUACKs. Said population expendable in drive to halt “climate change.”

VIROLOGY: Fake science intended to mislead the public regarding COVID-19.

VIRUS: Integral component of COVID-19. Non-referenced.

W

WE: (1924, Zamyatin, Y.) Blueprint for post-COVID-19 society.

WORLD HEALTH ORGANISATION: Bunch of nice chaps who like sitting around talking about COVID-19.

WORLD ECONOMIC FORUM: Bunch of nice chaps who like sitting around talking about money.

Z

ZAMYATIN, Y: Author of “WE”, (soon to be banned)

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timfrom
timfrom
Nov 28, 2020 11:14 AM

My first laugh-out-loud moment in ages, particularly the bit about Guardian journalists. Thanks!

You could also have entries for Cinemas, Music Venues, Pubs & Theatres, all variations on:

“Mythical pre-2020 venue for artistic performance and social interaction, frequented by social
deviants. Formerly considered by the criminally insane to be an essential part of the social fabric,
now safely consigned to the dustbin of history”, etc

Petra Liverani
Petra Liverani
Nov 26, 2020 10:09 PM

Hilarious!

Jammie Jo
Jammie Jo
Nov 26, 2020 12:40 PM

Thanks, I needed this. I haven’t had a good guffaw for awhile now . . .

Edwige
Edwige
Nov 24, 2020 3:39 PM

Sudden Adult Sniffle Syndrome – the new name for Covid when they decide they want to claim the vaccine eliminated it. See also: Polio.

The Precautionary Principle – the same idea that has Polly Toynbee refusing to come downstairs because she might break her neck or get any food out of the fridge because it might fall on her.

Gretchen Whitmer – fearless hammer of Covid and the far right. Victim of plot by Trump-supporters who like all Trump supporters also happened to be FBI informants and frequenters of BLM rallies. Bans the sale of seeds and runs free and fair elections with equal alacrity.



Myall
Myall
Nov 24, 2020 9:38 AM

D. For Deregulation

Four delivery riders die on Sydney roads in three months

Or, is it D. for Death?

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-11-24/uber-eats-vows-to-improve-safety-cyclist-killed-in-inner-sydney/12913840

May Hem
May Hem
Nov 23, 2020 11:55 PM

And the economic effects – this comment from Gail Tverberg:

“Actually, there are a lot more economic problems coming in 2021, even apart from the recent restrictions related to more COVID-19 cases. This relates partly to a huge number of buildings that are not worth much with inadequate usage. Of course, the lack of adequate building usage leads to more laid off workers, more debt defaults, and lower tax collections (again leading to more laid off workers). It is hard to see how the vaccines are going to fix all of the economic problems in 2021”

But she doesn’t mention the lack of economic problems for the billionaire’s boys club.

https://ourfiniteworld.com/2020/11/09/energy-is-the-economy-shrinkage-in-energy-supply-leads-to-conflict/comment-page-30/#comment-269011

Wayne Vanderploeg
Wayne Vanderploeg
Nov 23, 2020 11:36 PM

Gonna print this one for the new Covid version of Trivial Pursuit……

richard
richard
Nov 23, 2020 7:58 PM

POLICE: Pre-2020 organisation, now defunct, created to enact entertaining drama for the masses, e.g by driving around in fast cars and running about in city centres trying to catch “baddies” and “crooks.” Especially effective at reducing traffic congestion in December and January. Ref: Z-Cars, The Bill, Dixon of Dock Green.”

Very good. LOL.

Myall
Myall
Nov 23, 2020 3:09 PM

26,000 LESSONS IN DEMOCRACY TO AFGHAN CHILDREN DELIVERED BY US, BRITISH, AUSTRALIAN, CANADIAN, EUROPEAN ARMIES

“More than 26,000 children killed or injured in Afghanistan since 2005, as ‘appalling cost’ of conflict revealed

“Save the Children also warned that more than seven million children in Afghanistan are at risk of hunger and three million kids under the age of five are suffering from malnutrition”

Couldn’t all the armies from the enlightened world do anything right in Afghanistan?

Are these the same armies that will assist our governments with Covid testing and vaccination?

falcemartello
falcemartello
Nov 23, 2020 1:07 PM

U forgot one. The russains r motivasting all the covidiots just look they produced an ireelevant and hardly efficacous vaxxine b4 us. The gall.

Steve Hayes
Steve Hayes
Nov 23, 2020 1:02 PM

The misuse of language is a major casualty of the coronavirus responses. Other casualties include: liberties; the rule of law; parliamentary scrutiny; public accountability of state officials; elections; health care (for conditions deemed non-covid); freedom of expression; freedom of assembly; right to protest; right to family life; right to education; freedom of movement; right to trial by jury; arbitrary limitation of the right to engage in economic activities; commitment to the scientific method; reversal of the presumption that the state is accountable to the people; overthrow of the presumption of innocence; denial of the right to privacy. Fascism was announced on 23 March 2020 and made law on 25 March 2020 with barely a whimper of protest. A cabal of ministers and their experts have executed a coup d’erat and rule by decree in the name of using (pseudo) science to combat an allegedly deadly virus, which has zero effect… Read more »

S Cooper
S Cooper
Nov 23, 2020 2:23 PM
Reply to  Steve Hayes

“The SCAMDEMIC is one big CORPORATE FASCIST flim-flam that is also attempting to double as social/societal engineering. It is THE BIG LIE on steroids. It is not going to end unto those behind end.”

Billy Eugenics and his WAR RACKETEER CORPORATE FASCIST OLIGARCH MOBSTER PSYCHOPATH ilk must go.”
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”’Doc Billy and his criminal associates can take their EUTHANASIA DEATH SHOTS and stick them where the Sun never shines.”

Pater Rolf Hermann Lingen
Pater Rolf Hermann Lingen
Nov 23, 2020 12:24 PM

“GREAT BARRINGTON DECLARATION, THE: Pseudoscientific mumbo-jumbo”
The authors are *NOT* anti-vaxxers, but criticize the “lower childhood vaccination rates” as a lockdown result. And that is only one reason why I do not support the declaration.

Jay
Jay
Nov 23, 2020 2:21 PM

They also endorse the nonsensical PCR test. We’re being told to be grateful for crumbs of hope. I suspect the Great Barrington Declaration is controlled opposition

From Far Away
From Far Away
Nov 24, 2020 2:00 PM
Reply to  Jay

[I suspect the Great Barrington Declaration is controlled opposition]

Ooh, ooh, “controlled opposition.” Now that is a devastatingly logical and reasoned critique!

Of course, another option would be that they (the original three) are simply three individuals who sincerely, although mistakenly in some respects, believe the alternative approaches they suggest are better for people in general.

Nah. That’s too sensible. Let’s rather go with “controlled opposition.” It has that ring of “sinister forces are planning as one against us – the brave, lone, only enlightened warriors” to it.

Added bonus: Since humans are incredibly tribal, going with “controlled opposition” is also likely to elicit some furious upvoting. Yeah baby!

Jay
Jay
Nov 24, 2020 2:17 PM
Reply to  From Far Away

‘Sensible approaches’ such as PCR tests and quarantining of certain age demographics, which the Great Barrington Declaration endorses

I signed this declaration but I’ve since changed my mind. Tribalism is not healthy

Jakub M
Jakub M
Nov 24, 2020 1:07 AM

Apologies, please remove my comment

Granma
Granma
Nov 23, 2020 12:03 PM

Hey, you left our dear, dear indispensable doctor Fauci. I have adapted a poemlet to celebrate him:
I do not like thee doctor Fauci
This I know
And know full ouci
I do not like thee doctor Fauci

George Mc
George Mc
Nov 23, 2020 9:49 AM

Perhaps the covid manoeuvre is a new way of advertising. 7 months of terror – and then “Our new vaccine can save you!”. What next? 7 months of a new plague that eats through your scalp …until you buy “Our new shampoo!”. And then 7 months of another plague that eats up your teeth …until you buy “Our new toothpaste!”

Myall
Myall
Nov 23, 2020 12:54 PM
Reply to  George Mc

My guess is, they are selling political messages at this stage: Compliance with and conforming to the STATE. Also, they are busy compiling who is with us (pro-vaccine, can travel and attend concerts) and who is against us (anti-vaccine, should be taken out of circulation).

With the aim of DE-COUPLING from China, there would be less trinkets to sell. Still, they would love to promote their brands, like Freedom Shampoo and Democracy toothpaste.

From Far Away
From Far Away
Nov 24, 2020 2:11 PM
Reply to  Myall

[My guess is, they are selling political messages at this stage: Compliance with and conforming to the STATE.]

I agree with you that there are many people who would like to see more “compliance and conforming to the state.” And I would like to know who exactly they are.

Thankfully, you refer to “they” as though this “they” is some obvious organised grouping collectively planning this “selling of political messages.”

Unfortunately, “they” is much too vague for me to practically analyze. “They” is more like some kids from a “famous five” story would talk. I would appreciate it if you could be more specific in the future. I stopped reading “famous five” stories many decades ago.

Myall
Myall
Nov 23, 2020 9:10 AM

More H. for Hypocrisy from the Australian government: The prime minister told world leaders that in recent years Australia banned the export of plastic waste. What the liar didn’t say, this export ban was announced only after South-East Asian countries started to refuse to unload containers of rubbish from western countries including Australia. Despite this, rubbish continued to be exported, and containers in many cases had to be returned to the country of origin.

Now, in front of other world leaders in G20, the hypocrite is giving his government the credit for what the government has always objected to doing.

July 2019, Indonesia set to send more than 210 tonnes of rubbish back to Australia:
https://www.sbs.com.au/news/indonesia-set-to-send-more-than-210-tonnes-of-rubbish-back-to-australia

Marilyn Shepherd
Marilyn Shepherd
Nov 23, 2020 6:59 AM

In South Australia I just had a highly intelligent school principal tell me people die from this non existent virus

Arsebiscuits
Arsebiscuits
Nov 23, 2020 7:03 AM

Not that intelligent are they?

It’s indoctrination they’re really excell at and obviously as a principal they reach the point they oversee the indoctrination of others.

They don’t know that they don’t know.

How could you work anything out when you a vital cog in that makeshift matrix

George Mc
George Mc
Nov 23, 2020 9:43 AM

Tell him/her that they died of dodgy PCR test kits, which act like random spin-o-meters on a ouija board.

S Cooper
S Cooper
Nov 23, 2020 2:43 PM

“Fortunately for Humanity this CORPORATE FASCIST SCAMDEMIC nonsense is soon to end. For the Red Lectroids from Planet 10 are about to invade and conquer the Earth.”

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“After which, for those who remain, AN AGE OF PEACE AND PROSPERITY will follow, lead by John Worfin and Doc Billy Eugenics. INTERGALACTIC CORPORATE FASCISM forever. ”
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“It must be so for I saw it on TV.”

Myall
Myall
Nov 23, 2020 5:58 AM

The leader of Australia (a country with a history of widespread crimes against humanity since its inception) who HAS JUST SIGNED a military cooperation agreement with Japan (another country notorious for its widespread crimes against humanity) gives a speech to the G20 Summit, stressing the need to: PROTECT THE ENVIONMENT.

The fact is, all policies (deregulations) of successive Australian (mostly liberal) governments are tantamount to Environmental Vandalism.

File under H. Hypocrisy .. and G. Greenwashing.

mgeo
mgeo
Nov 23, 2020 8:07 AM
Reply to  Myall

Japan too has been exceptional in environmental hypocrisy. It exported its dirtiest industies long ago. It imports timber for throw-away products, besides endangered hardwoods, while its own forests remain pristine.

Think about this, as well as outsourced meat/soya farming, the next time you read an agonised report on the reckless destruction of equatorial (“tropical”) forests.

Jay
Jay
Nov 23, 2020 2:17 PM
Reply to  mgeo

And Japan has the gift that keeps on giving – Fukushima

JuraCalling
JuraCalling
Nov 23, 2020 4:44 AM

I notice the early results of the vaccine trials went very quiet very fast very early as soon as things were exposed to be less than good. We learnt that a volunteer participant in Brazil died in the COVID vaccine trial being conducted by AstraZeneca (in conjunction with Oxford University). Worth noting- Oxford University receive heavy regular funding from the Gates foundation. Before that, in the same set of AstraZeneca trials, 2 women developed serious adverse effects, one of whom experienced neurological symptoms consistent with a serious spinal inflammatory disorder called transverse myelitis. Meanwhile, in the COVID vaccine trials of Johnson and Johnson (yes, the same Big Pharma company that was present at Bill Gates’ prophetic Event 201 simulation), there was an ‘unexplained illness’ in one of the volunteers. Even for those who passionately believe in vaccines, these horrible side effects are disturbing, all the more since the New World… Read more »

Edwige
Edwige
Nov 23, 2020 9:16 AM
Reply to  JuraCalling

“The vaccines are not designed to prevent infection, but only to reduce possible symptoms”.

Well, that’s been the Big Pharma model all along, so why change now!?

George Mc
George Mc
Nov 23, 2020 9:54 AM
Reply to  Edwige

And once again I am astonished at the amount of money being thrown at this – all for nothing – well, for nothing other than to wreck the system.

Maxwell
Maxwell
Nov 23, 2020 2:32 AM

I’ve been looking over overall death totals from the US these past few days. While some of you know from my comments I have been chronicling the fraud of the entire Covid narrative from Day One I think it’s now time for me to recant, for all of us to recant. As the numbers below illustrate this thing is very real. Not only is it real but it has been with us for years- Covid you see is in our past, present and future. Not only do we need to lockdown but we need to do it in a way to make amends for not locking down in previous years- maybe think of it as atonement for enjoying walking around freely in past times when death was hittin’ us just as hard as it is now. Consider the following figures from the good old, albeit crumbling, US of A. US… Read more »

Jean
Jean
Nov 23, 2020 2:32 AM

Right after reading the “handy guide” above, a friend sent me this list of “resources abou” fake news and conspiracy theories”. They are French schoolbooks, but you’ll get the picture.
And it fits perfectly with the article.
https://padlet.com/Lelivrescolaire/klblfbdkd517phd1

Grafter
Grafter
Nov 23, 2020 1:23 AM

No ‘normal’ Christmas will be possible this year, UK finance minister warns, though families may be able to get together
Christmas celebrations will not be “normal” this year due to the coronavirus situation, British Finance Minister Rishi Sunak has warned, as England prepares to switch from a blanket lockdown to region-based restrictions.”

Why is a Finance Minister “warning” us about Christmas ? What has happened to the Three Stooges of Johnson, Whitty and Vallance ? Christmas would be very much “normal” if it wasn’t for scum like this dictating to us from their ivory towers. No doubt they will have the police on high alert over the festive period waiting to catch anyone singing carols or daring to pull a festive cracker with their neighbours. A toxic carrot and stick is the name of their game. Unfortunately for us we appear to be surrounded by donkeys.

charles kint
charles kint
Nov 23, 2020 2:46 AM
Reply to  Grafter

“Poor Marley” never died after all

Waldorf
Waldorf
Nov 23, 2020 1:26 PM
Reply to  charles kint

“Bah! Humbug!”

Davemass
Davemass
Nov 23, 2020 12:43 AM

God, I’ve been slow to grasp it!
Now I see why the rush to a vaccine-
People are waking up to the con, the corruption, the cronyism, so the pharmas need to get the money before the whole thing collapses.
The blatant cronyism in Johnson’s crew is stupifying.

Edith
Edith
Nov 23, 2020 2:17 AM
Reply to  Davemass

Yes that is my suspicion too….they have to be on thin lines..,other info like how many people are testing to have antibodies to covid 19 without being near it…I suspect I would be one of them…the basic fraud is it is all a computer generated length of string of letters and some of those came from previous corona efforts…and people are circulating the news reports about how swine was a high drama of nothing because of the pcr being inappropriate…so how come it is now etc…

so yes they have to push to get that money in their pockets like they did re swine and leave the govts looking the idiots they are…afterall taxpayers will foot the Bill…and the finance situation is nearing its end as well..in the resulting chaos who will come looking for the wasted money…

wardropper
wardropper
Nov 23, 2020 2:44 AM
Reply to  Davemass

There you go, Dave.
I was a bit slow on that one too.

Mucho
Mucho
Nov 23, 2020 11:57 AM
Reply to  Davemass

Yep, bunch of double glazing salesmen

tonyopmoc
tonyopmoc
Nov 23, 2020 12:40 AM

The NHS still works Really Well in Lancashire My Wife’s Mum, who is heart of Gold, fell in her home a week ago, and couldn’t get up..Her bleeper thing wasn’t working so she crawled on her hands and knees to the phone She said Can you help me please? The ambulalance crew came round extremely quickly, and she couldn’t open the door. (ambulance crews and the police do not have a problem getting in when someone calls them in distress) They took her to hospital, and she will be there for a few days yet, My wife keeps phoning the hospital up. Great Grannie phoned her back today to say she was O.K. I love My Mother-in-Law She will be back home soon, and so will we for a Family Christmas. Lancashire People are like that, even The Scousers. I am not a woolyback. I come from Oldham – yeh… Read more »

Sophie - Admin1
Admin
Sophie - Admin1
Nov 23, 2020 1:28 AM
Reply to  tonyopmoc

If she gets a positive covid test while in there and ends up on a covid ward it might not be so rose-tinted. Be aware.

Loverat
Loverat
Nov 23, 2020 3:10 AM

Well, you’ve just spoilt a lovely story.

wardropper
wardropper
Nov 23, 2020 2:48 AM
Reply to  tonyopmoc

Nice cartoon anyway…

Voxi Pop
Voxi Pop
Nov 23, 2020 12:12 AM

LOL I enjoy gallows humor – good thing. Like the Devil’s Dictionary for 2020

I know most people here will have this by now, but I am taking a bit of a break on cutting edge news, and post this for reference and for those who might have missed it. Thank you off-Guardian, I donate monthly and also steer anyone I can here.

https://worldchangebrief.webnode.com

Top Pathologist On Record Re: COVID ‘Greatest Hoax Ever Perpetrated’/ Testing Is Driving Mass Media Hysteria/ Masks Are Ineffectual – Simply Virtue Signaling/ Backup Link To Full Statement/ Great Barrington Declaration

steadydirt
steadydirt
Nov 22, 2020 11:34 PM

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Lorie
Lorie
Nov 22, 2020 11:17 PM

I especially like: COVID-19: Unstoppable and totally lethal plague carried by any living organism with 100% mortality rate that can be caught by any living being on the earth. Symptoms include a) being alive and b) living on planet Earth.
wonder if any of the believers I know would get the irony?

DM:
DM:
Nov 22, 2020 11:11 PM

satire
[ˈsatʌɪə]
NOUN
thought crime and criminal misinformation designed to undermine society. Satirists claim that with their illegal use of outlawed constructs such as humour, irony, exaggeration, and ridicule – that they are “only kidding” – but this disguised form of hate-speech is now rightly known as criminal subversion, and the perpetrators are subject to imprisonment, and deportation to Coventry.

George Mc
George Mc
Nov 22, 2020 11:11 PM

LEFT: A peculiar sexual orientation in which the participant feels an erotic charge from hearing about covid figures (death or case figures makes no difference) and instantly magnifies the given number by a factor of 10 before screaming it at maximum volume. This invariably leads to multiple orgasms.

However – be warned that anyone who attempts to query the figures will be met with psychotic hatred which can only be calmed by the word “conspiracy” which instantly leads to a beatific state of heavenly condescension.

tonyopmoc
tonyopmoc
Nov 22, 2020 10:41 PM

I know a Mark Chapman…dunno if it’s him who wrote this…

What really pisses me off is that these Evil Twats, in Control, think We about – 7 Billion People are a Virus. I have travelled a lot – and I think we are really nice – just Smile. Never had a problem…
However…I do have a lot of Scottish Genes, and you probably know what I am thinking.
I am just trying to work out to get rid of These Evil Bastards Eloquently.
Such that no one really notices..
Gradual Change
We just slowly become aware that They are Dead.
And we notice the improvement and can hug and cuddle again
Tony

Paul
Paul
Nov 22, 2020 10:31 PM

I’m fully expecting the propaganda to be well and truly ramped up in the coming weeks with regards to the vaccine. They are going to throw everything they’ve got at this. The Behavioural Insights Team will be working on how to coerce people into taking the vaccine. I’m expecting the MSM to be full on shills for big pharma, and trying to portray anyone who doesn’t want to take it as a social outcast, a granny killer, a public health threat and a risk to the NHS. I’m sure they will have ads on every tv programme, radio station, on billboards and on social media apps. I noticed Starmer has already asked the government to get the social media companies to ban all anti vaccine discussions. I’m sure the government are going to be putting pressure on businesses to get their staff vaccinated. It wouldn’t surprise me if they offered… Read more »

Jay
Jay
Nov 22, 2020 10:56 PM
Reply to  Paul

Santa wearing a face mask, and with a vaccine in his hand. I’m prepared

Paul
Paul
Nov 22, 2020 11:08 PM
Reply to  Jay

And the greatest way to celebrate the new year is to protect your fellow human by taking a vaccine.

For Valentine’s Day if you really love your partner then keep them safe by taking a vaccine.

You never know, there could even be a vaccine inside next years Easter eggs.

magumba
magumba
Nov 23, 2020 2:51 PM
Reply to  Paul

You never know, there could even be a vaccine inside next years Greggs

There…i fixed it for you

wardropper
wardropper
Nov 22, 2020 11:09 PM
Reply to  Jay

I think the time has come for the world’s children to be told that Santa was never real…
Human kindness is a much better substitute anyway, and it’s real.

steadydirt
steadydirt
Nov 23, 2020 12:20 AM
Reply to  wardropper

wondering if that Santa thing was the first lie i heard as a kid? probably not.

wardropper
wardropper
Nov 23, 2020 2:18 AM
Reply to  steadydirt

One of childhood’s greatest sadnesses: To discover that the people who look after you can’t be entirely trusted. It probably damages most people in ways they have long since forgotten. No wonder some of them turn to religion… The child in us all desperately needs something it can trust. That said, the child usually gets over the Santa thing as it matures and realizes, with its rational mind, that it was a creation of its parents, handed down through many generations, which was supposed to add excitement to the year’s end, along with the idea that there are forces in the world which are selfless enough to give, rather than to take. Ideally, too, when the child is grown up enough, it can see through all the fakery of institutionalized religion, and still learn to trust that elusive something, which it senses is more than the modern, ‘Lord of Coincidence’,… Read more »

steadydirt
steadydirt
Nov 23, 2020 2:52 AM
Reply to  wardropper

thinking one can learn from one’s own failures as well as failures of others. a good outcome imo.
thinking that the ‘something’ is not so elusive.
finding another that agrees about the ‘something’ might be elusive.

martin
martin
Nov 23, 2020 4:48 AM
Reply to  wardropper

There is still Good and Bad and all the kings horses and all the kings men can’t quite make that go away. It has something to do with Life itself – which Scientism cannot abide.

Jay
Jay
Nov 23, 2020 2:06 PM
Reply to  wardropper

Great comment about the nature of life and betrayal.

Captain Birdheart
Captain Birdheart
Nov 23, 2020 3:05 AM
Reply to  wardropper

The world’s children (the majority of people), will find out that ‘Santa’ (anagram) is real.

JuraCalling
JuraCalling
Nov 23, 2020 4:55 AM

You mean Antas don’t you.

Captain Birdheart
Captain Birdheart
Nov 23, 2020 5:33 AM
Reply to  JuraCalling

I had to look that up, for the available anagrams, funnily enough ‘the internet anagram service’ had this ‘thought for the moment’ along side Santa anagrams –

‘The most radical revolutionary will become a conservative the day after the revolution’ Hannah Arendt.

Arby
Arby
Nov 23, 2020 5:44 AM

I agree with you about the anagram. Satan, aka Devil, aka Gog, is real and powerful and this is his world. Even Jesus Christ acknowledged that. But it is his world in a limited fashion, temporarily and for a purpose.

Arby
Arby
Nov 23, 2020 5:41 AM
Reply to  wardropper

I NEVER lied to a child about Santa or anything.

Gwyn
Gwyn
Nov 23, 2020 12:12 PM
Reply to  Arby

Arby, there’s a book I love that’s called The Other Side of Eden. It’s about the Inuit. The author tells us about the way the Inuit are always honest with each other. To the point of seeming brutally honest, to those who aren’t used to their way of doing things.

Even (especially) with children, they let each other know what they really think, leaving no one in any doubt about it. The author then links this to the fact that anxiety-based problems are nowhere near as prevalent among them as they are among us.

Arby
Arby
Nov 23, 2020 3:20 PM
Reply to  Gwyn

Very good. I would have to tell those brutally honest people that eating blood is condemned by the Creator however. Eden can and will return but it can’t include those who oppose the Creator and his standards. It can’t include predators, liars and thieves.

We are all imperfect and we will all be corrected. The trick is to avoid being fatally corrected.

Gwyn
Gwyn
Nov 23, 2020 5:16 PM
Reply to  Arby

That might prove slightly problematic for the Inuit, what with their somewhat flesh-heavy diet…

Arby
Arby
Nov 23, 2020 6:00 PM
Reply to  Gwyn

Correct. I am not their Judge. But God’s requirements are his requirements. How many of those good people even know about God and his standards and requirements? The first step is for them to be educated and free to make choices. Who’s free in this manmade hell? (I know: The rich and powerful. But the rest of us…) I was just watching James Corbett (who is awesome) discuss with Derrick Broze (who puts his money where his sometime potty mouth is) underground railroads and getting off the grid and, while I don’t disagree with them, I just have no ability to escape to anywhere. I don’t have a car. I am dirt poor. And I don’t have a network that I can hook up with. Although, for those who do have the ability to pick and up move and sustain themselves until they can become self-sufficient, Derrick is there to… Read more »

Gwyn
Gwyn
Nov 23, 2020 10:26 PM
Reply to  Arby

That video of James Corbett and Derrick Broze sounds very interesting. I’m going to watch it after sending this to you.

I’ve been scratching my head, trying to think of somewhere I could go. I was planning on moving to Spain at the end of this year/start of next. But that’s gone out of the window, of course. Spain’s even worse than here! (I’m in Wales).

Another problem for me is that my passport’s no longer valid. And last time I checked, they were telling people not to bother applying for a new one unless they worked abroad or had a family emergency abroad.

Living off-grid sounds appealing.

Arby
Arby
Nov 23, 2020 10:42 PM
Reply to  Gwyn

It is now a very good idea, for survival (mental and physical) purposes. I have some idea what it might look like. If you can pull it off, that is, if you decide to go for it, you’ll eventually be happy you did it. (For now, we – people like you and I – would do it in order to escape the fascist authorities and all the self-appointed gatekeepers who want to have the approval of those illegitimate authorities. But that’s temporary. They are going away.) My brother lives out in the middle of nowhere here in Canada, south of Bancroft, Ontario. He has an aversion to cities (which is partly because he has personal issues) and just can’t stand them. He’s got 50 acres that he bought over 30 years ago. It came with all kinds of structures (and a main house in which he lives with his partner),… Read more »

Gwyn
Gwyn
Nov 23, 2020 11:15 PM
Reply to  Arby

Really? You think that what’s in the pipeline will be thwarted? I wish I shared your optimism. But I’m prepared to do whatever I can to fight their insane plans. That said, your brother’s set-up sounds ideal! All that land. I once shared a house with an Italian girl. We decided that the garden needed some TLC, as it was in a bad way. We had a brief period of doing several hours’ work in it over the course of the day, and then relaxing, having dinner, etc., during the evening. The garden was coming along nicely, and it gave a feeling of satisfaction to have been active in that way. And it was pleasant to do in someone else’s company. We’re meant to have a connection to the land. And we’re not meant to have bosses. We are free people! And we should have free association with other people.… Read more »

Gwyn
Gwyn
Nov 23, 2020 11:17 PM
Reply to  Gwyn

P.S. Thanks for mentioning the James Corbett video. It’s excellent. I need to start putting the feelers out for any like-minded people who live nearby.

Arby
Arby
Nov 23, 2020 11:44 PM
Reply to  Gwyn

No problem. And to answer your above question, Yes I think that the hoaxsters will be stopped and their perverted, cruel system destroyed – not reformed. But, clearly, they are succeeding right now. It looks like they’ll get to take this a little further. But, my belief is that, as the Christian Bible tells us, the UN will launch some sort of pogrom against global organized religion and that will begin Armageddon and bring in God’s direct intervention into our affairs. He will allow global organized religion to be destroyed because it’s worse than useless. It’s evil and has, until now, partnered with the secular, anti-God realm, in order to mislead and oppress the people and to help block God’s light from shining.

No one (human) knows exactly how it will all play out. But I believe that that is coming and I welcome it.

Gwyn
Gwyn
Nov 24, 2020 12:10 AM
Reply to  Arby

Destruction of this inhuman system is a must. A Great Reset, in fact. But not the one the planners have in mind!

I’d always believed that I was going to witness the evolution of human consciousness. That I’d be around to see us finally start to live. Who knows, maybe I will see that.

Arby
Arby
Nov 24, 2020 1:57 AM
Reply to  Gwyn

Klaus Schwab et al use phrases like ‘an evolution of human consciousness’. I don’t. I don’t buy biological evolution. (Michael Denton, I think, goes furthest in providing a scientific explanation of life on earth and he convincingly demolishes Darwinian fantasy and strikes me as presenting science that supports special creation.) I buy Jehovah’s Kingdom. Jehovah’s Witnesses, who I learned about the Bible from, it seems, have gone over to the dark side. For sure, it’s leadership is proving to be the enemy that it taught us to reject. Isn’t that how it is everywhere we look now? Betrayal is everywhere. Jehovah’s Kingdom is real. It’s not a fuzzy warm feeling. It’s not a condition of our heart, no matter how many Hollywood movies and tv shows would have you believe that. It’s something we can learn about and accept or reject. A fuzzy, warm feeling will not stop the predator/parasite… Read more »

Gwyn
Gwyn
Nov 24, 2020 2:49 AM
Reply to  Arby

I don’t care whether or not Klaus Schwab uses phrases like that. I’m giving you my view of things.

I’ve never believed in the traditional idea of evolution, the Big Bang Theory, and all that. I just assumed that it was all false. It leads to all kinds of nastiness.

But I do believe that humanity’s consciousness will evolve. We were designed to be much more advanced than we currently are. And I still believe that we’ll get there.

Gwyn
Gwyn
Nov 24, 2020 2:52 AM
Reply to  Gwyn

And anyway, if you believe that we’re destined to live according to God’s plan for us, you believe the same thing as I do.

Arby
Arby
Nov 24, 2020 3:05 AM
Reply to  Gwyn

As you wish. We share ‘some’ beliefs.

Gwyn
Gwyn
Nov 24, 2020 3:11 AM
Reply to  Arby

Okay. See you later.

Gwyn
Gwyn
Nov 24, 2020 3:22 AM
Reply to  Gwyn

By the way, don’t allow your misinterpretation of my words to associate me in any way with the likes of Klaus Schwab. That’s an absurd connection to make.

wardropper
wardropper
Nov 22, 2020 11:14 PM
Reply to  Paul

An incentive might be offered at first, then when everybody gets used to all their friends and relatives taking the vaccine, it will just be administered routinely as a normal part of school hygiene and visits to the doctor…
Perhaps we can find out who the most significant investors in these corporations are, and shame them – as is sometimes done with the people who don’t pay any taxes…

Arby
Arby
Nov 23, 2020 5:53 AM
Reply to  wardropper

As others have noted, just about ‘all’ businesses will get behind the global biosecurity police State and step up (from the vaccine companies’ standpoint), so that you won’t be able to do a damn thing – live – unless you’ve been vaccinated. And a lot of the terrorist business owners and office holders will do their part willingly even without a government mandate or despite court decisions in our favor. Remember b Gretchen Whitmer in Michigan? We won’t be able to stop this evil. As Winter Oak writers noted “The firepower behind the Great Reset can be utterly mind-boggling at times.” Only God will be able to stop them and the powerful spirit creature who is animating them.

Edwige
Edwige
Nov 23, 2020 9:22 AM
Reply to  wardropper

The goal is get vaccines seen as equivalent to vitamins and eventually as food.

LKing
LKing
Nov 23, 2020 5:49 PM
Reply to  Edwige

Reddit is one propaganda arm, spreading this message to the younger generation who are now about to have their own kids.

awildgoose
awildgoose
Nov 23, 2020 1:51 AM
Reply to  Paul

It’s started.

Here in the US the Sunday evening TV news was 100% full-on fear porn.

“Family gatherings are superspreader events!!! We’re all going to DIE!!”

This autistic shrieking from the news readers was fully supported by a bevy of shaming video clips, complete with the finest, most affected crisis actors Big Media can find.

May Hem
May Hem
Nov 23, 2020 3:47 AM
Reply to  awildgoose

I’m wondering why the TV newsreaders/interviewers never wear masks? Don’t they know how easily this virus spreads???

JuraCalling
JuraCalling
Nov 23, 2020 4:56 AM
Reply to  May Hem

But it’s more important for them to do what they’re paid for – making sure they spread bullshit loud and clear. Masks can get in the way.

jimmy
jimmy
Nov 23, 2020 2:46 AM
Reply to  Paul

Oh Yeah!!! Barnum & Bailey would be duly impressed with the Greatest Show on Covid Earth: the PharmaCom Global Pandemic Vaccine!!

Brought to U by these pesky Billionaires:

Moderna CEO Stephane Bancel
Net Worth: $2.3 billion
Annual Salary: $58.6 million
Who is ‘He’: a FAMOUS name in the ‘Business World’

Then there are the ‘Tres Billionaires’ who pocketed a cool $2 Billion after announcing ‘positive’ results for the ‘messenger RNA’ vaccine developed by Pfizer in partnership with das German biotech BioNTech.

Yes, Ugur Sahin and his German Billionaire bros, Thomas and Andreas Struengmann made a Wall Street killing. Sahin, the lowly $4.4 billioniare just $500 million, while the Struengman bros raked in $1.5 billion to tidy up their combined $21 Billion.

Yes. WarpSpeed death proceeds at pace.

May Hem
May Hem
Nov 23, 2020 3:43 AM
Reply to  Paul

Agreed – and a financial disincentive if you refuse the jab, starting with a fine (which will not be fine), then escalating to more disabling forms of punishment, e.g. no renewal of drivers licence, banned from public transport, libraries, shops, jobs, etc…..eventually, off to a ‘quarantine management camp’ for you.

Ort
Ort
Nov 23, 2020 8:01 PM
Reply to  Paul

Since I never subscribed to pay TV, apart from streaming video I only have “free” broadcast TV; since US TV broadcasting switched from analog to the Digital Wonderland several years ago, it’s called “over the air” (OTA) TV. OTA TV is clearly a bargain-basement ragbag for persons too poor or contrary to use pay TV; thus, it’s filled with cheesy advertisements directed to non-affluent target demographics, e.g. the elderly. All that to say that, especially around the “annual enrollment” window at the end of the year, there is a constant stream of insurance company ads urging senior citizens to purchase “Medicare Advantage” plans. They tout “free extra benefits”, now tailored to “keeping you safe at home”: free meals delivery, transportation to medical appointments, etc. As you may infer, I find these sleazy pitches contemptible and irksome. Anyway, I noticed that one ad promises a “gift card” for members when they get their flu… Read more »

JuraCalling
JuraCalling
Nov 23, 2020 10:42 PM
Reply to  Paul

as we speak 23 /11 /2020..UK is at it..

Gates sponsored Imperial College are on top of things..numbers like 70% and 90% called out as possible success rates based on no data at all..Ferguson must be in the background..

Most telling is the singled out the ‘elderly’ and ‘most vulnerable’ to give the vaccine to and maybe give them a ‘top-up’..see if they accidentally die or get worse they’ll remind us that they were already vulnerable..

bear in mind they have still to change their position over the vaccine and that it CAN’T inoculate against or kill the virus..as the virus has NOT been found to exist

Paul
Paul
Nov 23, 2020 11:12 PM
Reply to  JuraCalling

It’s complete utter bullshit.

In order to develop the vaccine they would have to have the virus and inject it in small quantities to the test subject. Impossible as they have no virus.

If they did have the virus and gave it to the test then they would need evidence the virus was replicating inside them which can’t have been done.

If they did inject virus then how if it’s so deadly did it not hospitalise anyone.

They have absolutely no way to know how an elderly or vulnerable person would react to the vaccine.

They can’t say it’s safe as it’s long term side effects are unknown.

As vaccines take 5-15 years to develop how did this one appear in just several months and in huge quantities.

They either have been producing the vaccine years ago or it’s just some rushed together experiment.

Either way I’m not taking it.

JuraCalling
JuraCalling
Nov 22, 2020 9:28 PM

A  Asymptomatic Being struck down by a deadly illness and being close to death’s door but appearing completely healthy and failing to present a single symptom of an illness. Covid 19. B Bullshit. The official narrative to sell to the public, agreed to by all world leaders involved in pretending that the planet is being invaded by little green covids. C Chip A tiny wafer of semiconducting material made to facilitate spying on you 24/7 . Hold out your arm or we’ll say you have covid. D Dumbed Down A terminal condition and pandemic Those suffering it present with nothing original to say, dead eyes and wear masks. E Eugenics. A quack Science formulated by an arrogant and privileged minority in an attempt to find a scientific reason to murder anyone they considered unclean compared to themselves. F Fauci ( Anthony). The poison dwarf. Made billions out of poisons he called medicine and allowed… Read more »

sam2
sam2
Nov 22, 2020 9:42 PM
Reply to  JuraCalling

here’s what happened to one of the participants in the vaccine trial
Have ing to fundraise to pay medical costs for the damage
https://www.gofundme.com/f/medical-and-child-care-expenses?utm_source=customer&utm_medium=copy_link_all&utm_campaign=p_cp+share-sheet

JuraCalling
JuraCalling
Nov 22, 2020 9:53 PM
Reply to  sam2

says it all…these twisted Nazi bastards need to be 6 foot under

DM:
DM:
Nov 22, 2020 10:37 PM
Reply to  sam2

I have not had time to delve into this, and I know nothing, but on the surface, it does not sound plausible. Why would they not just throw money here to make this go away?

sam2
sam2
Nov 22, 2020 10:50 PM
Reply to  DM:

the vaccine industry is indemnified by the government from responsibility for any adverse health effect. If there is no publicity who would know? They just deny. There are so many autistic children that can’t get justice from the vaccine indsutry. its been going on for years. If the industry publically accepted there is harm from vaccines there would be a flood of cases and they would not be able to push the covid vaccine.

mgeo
mgeo
Nov 23, 2020 5:41 AM
Reply to  sam2

Only in a few governments provide indemnity – after you jump through the hoops. It does not resolve the subject trajedies.

sam2
sam2
Nov 23, 2020 9:45 AM
Reply to  mgeo

better watch the film ‘vaxxed’
https://vaxxedthemovie.com/

dus7
dus7
Nov 23, 2020 2:27 PM
Reply to  sam2

And Vaxxed 2.

magumba
magumba
Nov 23, 2020 2:55 PM
Reply to  sam2

And after that watch the sequal

https://www.bitchute.com/video/HO8Po4xoMQAY/

Reg
Reg
Nov 22, 2020 11:20 PM
Reply to  sam2

RE: Asymptomatic
Reminds me of that Chris Morris sketch in ‘Jam’ about a doctor who invents a syndrome called ‘Symptomless Coma’, and uses this as an excuse to kill his patients? I find it disturbing that we now live in a Chris Morris sketch show, such as people marrying themselves, parents nobbling the opposition to get into the correct primary school and so on.

sam2
sam2
Nov 23, 2020 10:32 AM
Reply to  Reg

this is aweful. Its exactly whats going on now. Relatives not allowed into hospital and loved ones being told they need to go on a ventilator

Jay
Jay
Nov 23, 2020 2:10 PM
Reply to  sam2

If they volunteered, knowing the risks why should others foot the bill?

sam2
sam2
Nov 23, 2020 2:14 PM
Reply to  Jay

I would submit that they didn’t know the risks due to media blackout of vaccine damage possibilities

Ort
Ort
Nov 22, 2020 10:19 PM
Reply to  JuraCalling

Well done, but a minor pedantic correction:

Mordor West is actually “Silicon” Valley. Silicone Valley was the late Carol Doda’s enhanced cleavage.

JuraCalling
JuraCalling
Nov 22, 2020 10:30 PM
Reply to  Ort

In my defence, I’m sure that too was a significant place of worship …

Gwyn
Gwyn
Nov 22, 2020 11:49 PM
Reply to  JuraCalling

Ha! ;o)

wardropper
wardropper
Nov 22, 2020 10:29 PM
Reply to  JuraCalling

This is a very fruitful source of satire 🙂
Now we just have to make sure people haven’t forgotten what satire is… It used to be popular, but the media have developed an allergic reaction to it…

JuraCalling
JuraCalling
Nov 22, 2020 10:33 PM
Reply to  wardropper

then we’ll talk their language and bring it back.. here’s our mantra :

Satirists Lives Matter. ( SLM)✊

wardropper
wardropper
Nov 22, 2020 11:07 PM
Reply to  JuraCalling

Amen ✊

John Goss
John Goss
Nov 23, 2020 12:25 AM
Reply to  wardropper

When I climbed to the top of Sark Chasm I Sat Higher than most Oxey Morons I ever Met Afore, especially those working with AstraZeneca (A to Z) in a figure of speaking.

May Hem
May Hem
Nov 23, 2020 3:56 AM
Reply to  John Goss

Astra Zeneca – the famous gypsy fortune teller.

magumba
magumba
Nov 23, 2020 3:00 PM
Reply to  May Hem

May May i remind you that the gypsy council of Britain have not cleared your statement due to stereo typing stereo typing

Epicurious
Epicurious
Nov 22, 2020 11:17 PM
Reply to  JuraCalling

A much better list, thanks.

Gezzah Potts
Gezzah Potts
Nov 23, 2020 2:35 AM
Reply to  JuraCalling

Brilliant! 5 stars for you! And, yeah, I was impressed by the use of Ultracrepidarian as well…

JuraCalling
JuraCalling
Nov 23, 2020 10:54 PM
Reply to  Gezzah Potts

thanks Gezzah..i just didn’t want anyone to think I was being sesquipedalian😮

Gezzah Potts
Gezzah Potts
Nov 23, 2020 11:04 PM
Reply to  JuraCalling

Coming on this forum, you learn something every day! I’m guessing you own a Thesaurus!

Glenda
Glenda
Nov 23, 2020 6:23 AM
Reply to  JuraCalling

Sanity – the state of being when one is reading the articles and comments on O-G.

Gwyn
Gwyn
Nov 23, 2020 4:35 PM
Reply to  JuraCalling

Your list is a fine piece of writing, Jura.

JuraCalling
JuraCalling
Nov 23, 2020 4:39 PM
Reply to  Gwyn

Thanks Gwyn 👍

Schmitz Katze
Schmitz Katze
Nov 22, 2020 9:28 PM

Yesterday I got more news about Professor Schwab and his global vaccination program. Please guys spread the message: On Having The Gates Vaccine. Prof. Schwab is bluntly supporting COVAX, an organization that indirectly wants to vaccinate billions of people against Covid-19 through its connections. These people are becoming test subjects, because the long-term effects of the nano-gene vaccine are completely unknown and have never been tested. Translation of the interview (and summary) with Prof Schwab on TV channel Euronews. – 21. November 2020 Great Reset: Prof. Klaus Schwab admits to COVAX vaccination program “The founder of the World Economic Forum sees vaccination as a central element of the great reset. The COVAX facility for the distribution of vaccines against Covid-19, which is largely controlled by Bill Gates through Gavi and CEPI, plays a crucial role in building a new world order after the corona crisis. This is the conclusion of an exclusive… Read more »

sam
sam
Nov 22, 2020 9:35 PM
Reply to  Schmitz Katze

https://www.lewrockwell.com/2020/11/gary-d-barnett/dr-igor-shepherds-talk-about-the-horrors-of-a-covid-vaccine/
Dr. Shepherd was born and raised in the Soviet Union, and became a Military Doctor in St. Petersburg, Russia, and studied under the Strategic Rocket Force. He is an expert today on bio-weapons, Chemical, Biological, Radiological, Nuclear, and high yield Explosives,(CBRNE) and Pandemic preparedness. His view is that these vaccines are very similar technology to the bio-weapon RND used to develop viral weapons.

sam2
sam2
Nov 22, 2020 9:43 PM
Reply to  Schmitz Katze

https://www.lewrockwell.com/2020/11/gary-d-barnett/dr-igor-shepherds-talk-about-the-horrors-of-a-covid-vaccine/
Dr. Shepherd was born and raised in the Soviet Union, and became a Military Doctor in St. Petersburg, Russia, and studied under the Strategic Rocket Force. He is an expert today on bio-weapons, Chemical, Biological, Radiological, Nuclear, and high yield Explosives,(CBRNE) and Pandemic preparedness. His view is that these vaccines are very similar technology to the bio-weapon RND used to develop viral weapons.

Reset the Diaboligarchy
Reset the Diaboligarchy
Nov 23, 2020 3:16 AM
Reply to  sam2

07:21 re: CDC will not be counting flu cases any longer from 2021, so all flu cases can be counted as covid in the US, because they’re not hidden enough.

First I hear of this !

Jay
Jay
Nov 22, 2020 9:51 PM
Reply to  Schmitz Katze

It is in fact The Great Destruct

The Great Planned Controlled Demolition of the economy, infrastructure, culture, society. Build Back Better is for the benefit of those in control of the wrecking ball

Humans are also to be demolished

wardropper
wardropper
Nov 22, 2020 10:35 PM
Reply to  Jay

I call it The Great Murder.
It’s blunt, but my conscience will no longer concoct euphemisms for this gang.

Reset the Diaboligarchy
Reset the Diaboligarchy
Nov 22, 2020 11:28 PM
Reply to  Jay

“Reset,” of course, means “Reset to Zero.”

Arby
Arby
Nov 23, 2020 5:59 AM

No, no, no. You’re not paying attention to our leader, KS. He made it clear that this is not like a computer reset. This is a recreation (by those playing God). What will be will be different.

wardropper
wardropper
Nov 22, 2020 10:33 PM
Reply to  Schmitz Katze

Well, Schwab, the admittedly small population of the world which can still think critically has been developing its own vaccine, but it only works on Schwabs and their co-conspirators.
Please roll down your shirt collar – Oh, I see you already have… This will all be over very quickly. Much quicker than your vaccine…

Judith
Judith
Nov 22, 2020 11:36 PM
Reply to  Schmitz Katze

Jesus Christ, that’s scary.

steadydirt
steadydirt
Nov 23, 2020 12:39 AM
Reply to  Schmitz Katze

he’s a natural. wobot.

Grafter
Grafter
Nov 23, 2020 12:44 AM
Reply to  Schmitz Katze

One very sick individual .

wardropper
wardropper
Nov 23, 2020 2:34 AM
Reply to  Grafter

Exactly the preferred type of candidate for all top positions in today’s society, although being young and good-looking will increase the chances of your application being successful even more.

THX-1154
THX-1154
Nov 23, 2020 4:27 AM
Reply to  wardropper

not as much as being a disabled black transgendered lesbian.

LKing
LKing
Nov 23, 2020 6:14 PM
Reply to  wardropper

It’s so weird seeing pics of Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos from 20 years ago compared to today. It’s like there’s one personal stylist for all the world’s new military backed “entrepreneurs.” Maybe they realized that the Mr. Rogers schtick turned people off of Gates and figured they’d try “sexy” psycho-conquerors.

Ort
Ort
Nov 23, 2020 7:46 PM
Reply to  LKing

Bezos is obviously aping Superman’s arch-nemesis Lex Luthor.

Luthor appeared on the scene in 1940. Everything old is new again!

LKing
LKing
Nov 23, 2020 8:50 PM
Reply to  Ort

A perfect avenger frenemy for Tony Stark/Elon Musk.

magumba
magumba
Nov 23, 2020 3:13 PM
Reply to  Schmitz Katze

Also listen to what Rectal Schwab’s bitch has to say…Jeremy Jurgens…is it male is it female ?….i know it was transgender awareness week recently but at least give me a fucking clue

https://www.bitchute.com/video/7jdzaIvviv0x/

JuraCalling
JuraCalling
Nov 23, 2020 10:51 PM
Reply to  Schmitz Katze

Don’t panic, it’s only Kissinger first thing in the morning pre wig and make up and hung over..

Gezzah Potts
Gezzah Potts
Nov 22, 2020 9:25 PM

Am sitting on a train and have just read this; chuckling out loud and god forbid, even a couple of giggles. In public!
Especially liked the definition for The Guardian… ‘required reading written by the most gifted journalists now living’.
You mean like Luke Harding and Owen Jones🤣🤣🤣. Excellent!

Gwyn
Gwyn
Nov 22, 2020 10:20 PM
Reply to  Gezzah Potts

That is the very HEIGHT of irresponsibility, Mr Potts! It’s a well-known true fact that chuckling out loud is the no. 1 way in which this deadly virus is spread!

For shame, good sir – for shame. ;o)

wardropper
wardropper
Nov 22, 2020 10:36 PM
Reply to  Gwyn

I honestly think that if anything saves the human species, it will be humour…
I’ve heard it said that the devil can’t abide it.

Gwyn
Gwyn
Nov 23, 2020 12:42 AM
Reply to  wardropper

I think it’s notable that we who can see what’s coming are able to maintain our sense of humour. As compared to the blissfully ignorant masses, who can only maintain theirs because they’re completely unaware of what’s coming down the line.

wardropper
wardropper
Nov 23, 2020 2:36 AM
Reply to  wardropper

Of course the reason the devil can’t abide humour is probably because it’s a field which is outside his control…

Gezzah Potts
Gezzah Potts
Nov 22, 2020 10:42 PM
Reply to  Gwyn

😆Hah!

Gwyn
Gwyn
Nov 22, 2020 9:22 PM

Oh, no! State-sponsored hackers from China, Russia, Iran and North Korea have been trying to steal ”coronavirus” vaccine secrets from the companies that are developing them! The rotters!

Well, well – I must admit that I never saw that one coming.

(And I know it’s definitely true. The Guardian says so).

Break The Spell
Break The Spell
Nov 22, 2020 9:13 PM

The whole of humanity has become locked in the false novel virus narrative. For too long the governments have nurtured, nourished this false, fear fueled exaggerated health scare. They have just renamed all flu fatalities as Covid 1984. Amazingly the flu virus has miraculously vanished from all statistics and data across the earth this last few months, yet the sheep are lining up for their winter flu shots? Come on people, wake up, you have all been had! Yet it is no surprise, because our whole lives are investments in the false, lived through the ego. All our hopes, all our dreams, are rooted in the false. We don’t know our real center, so the mind has created the ego, a false center. Unless the real center is known, the false continues to function through deep sleep. We think that darkness is light. Unless each single human individual decides that… Read more »

Break The Spell
Break The Spell
Nov 22, 2020 9:21 PM

Part two. Humanity has depended more on the false, because the false is easy to control. No doubt this suppression satisfies the needs of society but the individual cracks under it and is shattered. This is satisfying the needs of society at the cost of the individual.  I call this social violence. We are living through this daily social violence of controlled global economic demolition, planned over decades by criminal sociopaths to fully collapse all of our western societies political, spiritual, and social fabric in real time. Government’s are using outright lies, fraud and barbaric crimes against humanity. Madness is the natural outcome of a civilization based on this kind of false, totalitarian controls. Madness increases with the advance of propaganda and the time may come when our whole so-called civilization will end in madness. How can we achieve freedom from this daily social violence ?  Governments, politician’s, police, courts,… Read more »

Jay
Jay
Nov 22, 2020 11:32 PM

In short – chakras will save us from Schwab. I see

Paul Vonharnish
Paul Vonharnish
Nov 23, 2020 1:26 AM

Hello Break the Spell: I know this sounds a bit harsh, and I truly feel your pain…

“Maybe you could stick some o’ that white lite up your ass, so you can actually see where you’re going.”

– Paul Vonharnish – (December 9, 2010)

Break The Spell
Break The Spell
Nov 23, 2020 7:14 PM

Who creates bio-terrorism? Terrorism doesn’t drop suddenly from the sky. The event of bio-terrorism is certainly related with what is happening in the society. Everything is deeply related with everything else that happens. All terrorism simply symbolizes that to destroy human beings does not matter, that there is nothing of value in human life. Terrorism is not in the guns and the bombs in your hands. Terrorism is in your unconscious. What is the role of governments in violence, murder, wars, terrorism, embezzlement, drug-running, major scandals and the continual swindling of incredible amounts of money and valuable resources from sovereign nations, chaos, coups, and the manipulation of politics in South America, Asia, the Middle East, Africa, in every corner of the globe! And when the greatest power in the world, starts using such third-rate strategies, then it seems there is no hope for humanity. What can individuals do when their… Read more »

JuraCalling
JuraCalling
Nov 23, 2020 10:49 PM

can you summarise that into 5 chapters for brevity..

Donald Duck
Donald Duck
Nov 23, 2020 8:30 AM

What exactly do you know about ‘Marxist’ and ‘Marxism’? I don’t know if you have noticed but the actual holders of power and their ruling ideology are the ideas of the ruling elite of rampaging neoliberal imperialism. You know rich people, the liberal political class, the oligarchs, the capitalists, the bought liberal-globalists journalists who can be found in the MSM. I suppose these are ‘marxist’ millionaires? Rather implausible I would have thought. I really get the impression that some nefarious posters who frankly talk gibberish come on this site just to muddy the waters. Come back to your obsession about ‘marxism’ when you’ve read the three volumes of Capital, the Grundrisse, the three volumes of Theories of Surplus Value to start with. And while your at it I would be interested in your views of J.A.Schumpeter or the Enlightenment or the poetry of T.S.Eliot. Why is it that some people… Read more »

mgeo
mgeo
Nov 23, 2020 11:38 AM
Reply to  Donald Duck

Terms that often accompay this include Bolshevism, fascism and neo…

The purpose may be the same as tony_opmoc’s. I first saw that unusual name on a US website called alternet.

Break The Spell
Break The Spell
Nov 23, 2020 8:06 PM
Reply to  Donald Duck

“You’ll own nothing and you’ll be happy.”
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Klaus Schwab – World Economic Forum
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The greatest organized conspiracy in human history

Break The Spell
Break The Spell
Nov 23, 2020 8:32 PM
Reply to  Donald Duck

Democratic socialism is a contradiction in terms, it is a combination of two words that contradict each other. Democracy and socialism, as socialism is currently known cannot go together, because the one cancels the other. Because democracy gets destroyed in the very process of bringing socialism, this so-called socialism cannot be brought in without murdering democracy. It is necessary to understand why democracy will have to go for socialism to come. The first principle, the foundational principle of democracy is that it gives every individual person the freedom to live, to work, to earn, to produce and to own, use property and amass wealth from ones own production. It is one of the basic rights. The next fundamental principle of democracy ordains that there should be no injustice to anyone. Another basic principle of democracy says that the majority cannot subject the minority to any injustices. Democracy means that even… Read more »

JuraCalling
JuraCalling
Nov 22, 2020 11:11 PM

When we all dissolve our ego and let go of the false self and whatever else that new age book told you in the 90s, will Bill Gates’ crusade of vaccinations and genocide stop ?

Will the laws stop being manipulated to accommodate newer more oppressive laws ?

Will the damaging compounds contained within these syringes or the chips that will be implanted beneath our skin by government decree suddenly all become harmless because we let go of our ego and started eating granola ?

Will we then all put down the weapons of war and pick up flowers and walk hand in hand with the elite dressed in tie dye cheesecloth shirts and flip flops and bring back the spirit of Woodstock ?

Or will it make no difference whatsoever to the killing machine and the long- treasured goals of a group of nihilistic murderers..

Fucksake, to misquote Shakespeare..

steadydirt
steadydirt
Nov 23, 2020 2:25 AM

everybody has the truth. some use it. some do not.

DunGroanin
DunGroanin
Nov 22, 2020 9:08 PM

You missed out
A: Agent provocateurs
C: CrassCensorship & Cowardice
F: Fake News
P: Propagandists.

I’ll see if there are any others.
🥱

Lost in a dark wood
Lost in a dark wood
Nov 22, 2020 9:06 PM

Behavioural Insights: A game played by nerdy MI5 types. The winner is the person who can find the most trivial reason why two previously rational adults would decide to beat each other to a pulp in a supermarket.

Waldorf
Waldorf
Nov 22, 2020 9:05 PM

WORLD SOCIALIST WEBSITE – Complete wankers who never saw a lockdown they did not want to extend. (See LOCKDOWN.)

Kalen
Kalen
Nov 22, 2020 9:57 PM
Reply to  Waldorf

Trotsky is turning in his grave if reading WSWS. Socialist party should undermine Bourgeois government not support its measures that by default are aimed at preserving status quo of capitalist rule while increasing social control.
Any real or fake “Pandemic” changes nothing as pandemics do not abolish class war waged by ruling elite against people who work for living. Lockdowns are such class based assaults.

Lenin did not call off Bolshevik Revolution because already in October of 1917 Spanish flu pandemic first wave was raging in Europe, brought in by US Army.

imagine Trotsky ordering soldiers and workers of Petrograd to lockdown in their barracks or slums, waiting for bourgeois puppet government to save them from really deadly pandemic of Spanish flu and pay their wages.

if they did that they would have died waiting.

it seems Great Reset hit WSWS and Trotskyites, and knocked them out class-unconscious.

Jay
Jay
Nov 22, 2020 11:03 PM
Reply to  Kalen

Trotsky would have called for longer and tougher lockdowns whilst Frida Kahlo painted pro-lockdown murals of monkeys wearing face masks

Waldorf
Waldorf
Nov 23, 2020 7:35 AM
Reply to  Jay

The Soviet government definitely encouraged vaccinations and may have made it compulsory. Tsarist Russia’s vaccination was hit or miss and tended to depend on how extensive medical services were in your area and how much money you had. Stalin caught smallpox in his childhood and barely survived it but it is likely Lenin and Trotsky, whose families were wealthier, were vaccinated against it.
Actual medical lockdowns didn’t happen.

Waldorf
Waldorf
Nov 23, 2020 7:40 AM
Reply to  Jay

Kahlo certainly knew Trotsky and may have put out for him. The last painting she ever made was of Stalin, who she had never met. I am wondering whether familiarity with Trotsky bred a certain amount of contempt.

S Cooper
S Cooper
Nov 22, 2020 10:51 PM
Reply to  Waldorf

The CIA Party has Langley-Land written all over it. As to David W Green, what a slimy CORPORATE FASCIST hack fraud. Fortunately not too many are subjected to his derangement
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Closing down public schools and abusing children. If there was a Hell the creep should be in the lowest circle of it.

S Cooper
S Cooper
Nov 22, 2020 8:59 PM

MURPHY-VIRUS

Particular nasty strain of the Goldman Sachs Group of Pathogens that causes one to dress up like this

https://twitter.com/_Mailman_/status/1247314194602418181/photo/1

Climb out onto balconies, bark out orders and then off grandparents.

Waldorf
Waldorf
Nov 22, 2020 8:58 PM

https://www.rt.com/news/507475-brit-cobra-bite-covid-malaria-dengue-india/
There may be a lesson in this, although I am not sure what it is. Perhaps we should really be checking for cobras…

ZigZagWanderer
ZigZagWanderer
Nov 22, 2020 8:50 PM

ARMY GENERAL …. British superhero who bravely adopts the persona of a waffling old windbag to avoid being spotted by the Russians.

Recton
Recton
Nov 22, 2020 8:36 PM

Covid Backlash: intended to empower the far-right and bring on CIA coups across Europe.

Daniel Spaniel
Daniel Spaniel
Nov 22, 2020 8:27 PM

Personally I really enjoyed that.

Jeffrey Strahl
Jeffrey Strahl
Nov 22, 2020 8:08 PM

WORK: What any sensible person only does from home. Anyone who complains that their job does not permit doing so should get a real job.

LEARNING: What all sensible people and their children do only at a distance. Who really wants to put up with other people around you and other distractions while you’re trying to really learn something?

(liked all the above except the fantasy association of Trump or anyone within the US political system with “democracy”)

mgeo
mgeo
Nov 23, 2020 5:51 AM
Reply to  Jeffrey Strahl

ESSENTIAL JOB: What the elite still need from you that they have not managed to automate.

Edwige
Edwige
Nov 22, 2020 8:00 PM

ASHWORTH, JOHN – never saw a Government restriction he didn’t wat to increase. See also KHAN, SADIQ.

SUPER-SPREADER EVENT – any meeting of two or more people the PTB don’t like.

Edwige
Edwige
Nov 22, 2020 7:18 PM

HACKING – 1) What nasty Russians have done to our lovely Covid vaccine requiring a full retaliatory response 2) Type of cough caused by Covid-19 (but not other winter ailments which no longer exist). Once a short-lived irritant for most of the population, it now requires the napalming of all life on Earth so that nobody ever can have it again.

Jay
Jay
Nov 22, 2020 7:16 PM

Coercion also invalidates consent

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JuraCalling
JuraCalling
Nov 22, 2020 10:26 PM
Reply to  Jay

Forget the Queen and her oath to office. She’s little more than a figurehead now. No powers, no interest. The Tories fixed that in 2010 under Cameron. Once upon a time she could dissolve her government. Cameron removed that. The only right she retains is to rinse the struggling economy of multi millions every year. Her and her young. We then ge told how ‘frugal’ she is. She spends nothing and goes nowhere. Give some back then you old boot. The thing is, Since this Covid began they have removed laws and created laws. They use the old ‘public health matters allow us to override laws for the safety of the people’ bullshit. If they want to make vaccines compulsory they’ll pass the law. It’s that simple. That’s how tyranny works. When the protests and kickbacks begin they’ll order the media to oversell the covid deniers bullshit and to tell… Read more »

Jay
Jay
Nov 22, 2020 10:37 PM
Reply to  JuraCalling

Agreed. This is why it would be useful if Off-Guardian (or anyone) would produce an accessible piece about the Nuremberg Code in relation to Covid. It would place in people’s minds the history of the Holocaust with current events. I’ve no doubt that Klaus and Bill and Co want the world for themselves

JuraCalling
JuraCalling
Nov 22, 2020 10:39 PM
Reply to  Jay

i’ll see what i can do 😉

JuraCalling
JuraCalling
Nov 22, 2020 11:02 PM
Reply to  Jay

Here you go. I think there’s difficulty in calling on this in relation to covid though. The vaccines are officially / legally being administered as ‘cures’ or ‘inoculations’ for the greater good of the population. The Upshot of the Nuremberg Code was all about the rights to inform human beings that they were merely a part of an experiment in biological research. If the vaccines were presented as the latter we can refuse. But they’re being sold as the former, and that means our refusing is placing everyone else in danger ( though f**k knows how if they get the vaccine).Hence the campaign to label us ‘deniers’ and ‘dangerous’ But here it is anyway for you.. In one of the trials, which became known as the “Doctors’ Trial”, German physicians responsible for conducting unethical medical procedures on humans during the war were tried. They focused on physicians who conducted inhumane… Read more »

Jay
Jay
Nov 23, 2020 8:46 AM
Reply to  JuraCalling

Thank you

I would say, to a point, that other people’s health is not our responsibility. Should we be taking cigarettes out of the mouths of smokers and junk food out of the hands of strangers?

Also, crucially, if the ‘Covid’ vaccine offers protection to the recipient, then there’s no need for others to take it. The vaccine either works to protect or it doesn’t

It could be argued that the mass roll out of these new experimental Covid vaccines is an experiment on the population as they have bypassed normal health and safety protocols

I can’t help feeling that Covid legislation is evil

mgeo
mgeo
Nov 23, 2020 6:03 AM
Reply to  JuraCalling

Whether the other planks of this “live exercise” work or not, dismantling (representative) democracy) is a principal aim. The authority to declare a state of emergency is the start. At present, they are normalising this situation of rule by decree. It is progressing with the help of clueless or corrupt legislators and judges.

NHS Recruiting Now
NHS Recruiting Now
Nov 22, 2020 6:58 PM

The NHS are now recruiting for Covid Vaccination givers, correct title “Pandemic Immuniser”.

They are clearly expecting some problems as I found this in the person spec of the job description:

•      Occasionally needs to cope with difficult emotional situations
•      Occasional exposure to aggressive patients and family members

Aggressive patients? WTF – do they mean ‘patients’ pinned down by the Police whilst they get ‘jabbed’?

Here is a link to the advert just one such role:
https://www.jobs.nhs.uk/xi/vacancy/916279674

Jay
Jay
Nov 22, 2020 7:10 PM

Echoes of Nazi Germany

During this period of threat of mandatory vaccinations it might be useful if Off-Guardian wrote a piece about the much cited Nuremberg Code

wardropper
wardropper
Nov 22, 2020 8:10 PM
Reply to  Jay

To be fair, Nuremberg has been referenced several times by commenters here during the pandemonic…

Jay
Jay
Nov 22, 2020 8:17 PM
Reply to  wardropper

An easy to read, accurate article which can be shared around the world would be more useful than most people realise

wardropper
wardropper
Nov 22, 2020 10:38 PM
Reply to  Jay

You’re certainly right there.

Tomoola Sitchin
Tomoola Sitchin
Nov 22, 2020 8:33 PM
Reply to  wardropper

Maybe a reference to the BBC, it being “the source of all knowledge,” just might have been sneaked in.

Kalen
Kalen
Nov 22, 2020 9:06 PM
Reply to  wardropper

US used some results of this kind of inhumane medical research Conducted by Nazi doctors, (Human response to vacuum) which was scientifically valid but involved cruelty and lack or coerced consent and hence was condemned in Nuremberg as criminal. Doctor Mengele experimented with volunteers among death camp prisoners, at first many came coerced by better and more food, but when there were no no Volunteers as reality of medical torture (like freezing people to death to test variety Russian-front soldiers uniforms) spread among people they were forced to participate in Medical torture, as doctors observed development of deteriorating health after patients were injected with experimental drug or underwent “experimental“ therapies. US doctor followed such protocols in US clandestinely oppression using deceit on black as well as while people only layer insincerely condemned by US government that never gave them up. Such Nazi – like medical procedures and considerations are being… Read more »

mgeo
mgeo
Nov 23, 2020 6:40 AM
Reply to  Kalen

Across the 20th century, all the powerful (aggressor) countries conducted such experimentation on invaded peoples, soldiers and other citizens. Now, experimentation extends to (a) economic target countries (b) farmed animals (c) crops. Chemical and nuclear weapons are in widespread usage, with almost all testing done “in the field”. Any satrap who can divert his country’s wealth can buy at least the chemical varieties.

magumba
magumba
Nov 23, 2020 3:43 PM
Reply to  Jay

All well and good talking about the Nuremberg code…however…it only came about once the tyranny of the third reich had been defeated….In the present worldwide tyranny run by the WEF/UN/WHO exactly what benefits could be gained by offguardian printing a piece about it except to save you doing your own research ?

And who and in which court are you going to prosecute ?

magumba
magumba
Nov 23, 2020 4:01 PM
Reply to  Jay

It isn’t a threat…there is ample ‘law’ already in existence augmented by some cv19 2020 changes to force vaccinate you for the common good also they dont need legal change or additional laws….you will not be able to function in any way that you remember regards travel outside your home,work,purchasing goods without your vaccine doubleplusgood ++ card/luciferase marker/biomag marker/dick sewn to your forehead Time to accept the fact that every defence you may have against forced vaccination has and will be defeated and swatted to one side all with the complete and utter backing of the people who are still deep in the grip of the debility dependency dread operation (please google/ddgo/whichever search engine you use debility dependency dread) …the kind offer of 5 days of christmas being a classic part of it And buy candles and enough food for a month….buckle up ….the next phase is coming and its… Read more »

Jay
Jay
Nov 23, 2020 4:18 PM
Reply to  magumba

When the month of candles and stored food is over – what then? Will life be worth living after the first phase?

magumba
magumba
Nov 24, 2020 7:03 AM
Reply to  Jay

Not really but i dont want t appear to be the harbinger of doom….there is some government research somewhere that says that it takes 7-10 days for ‘normal’ people to be without food to commit a crime and between 10 and 18 days to commit murder….i’m guessing crime wont be something they want en masse so the coming blackouts will be warnings behave or else also what a suitable time to crash the banking system ! …its all supposition of course (or a suppository whichever you prefer…i like mine iced) however one thing has stuck in my mind ….two weeks ago very late at night ch4 decided to pluck from relative obscurity ‘Blackout’ a 2013 mockumentary on a UK wide power outage and the subsequent societal breakdown (its still available on more 4 and also i believe on youtube) now its not something to exactly calm the populace in the… Read more »

Daniel Spaniel
Daniel Spaniel
Nov 22, 2020 8:43 PM

Aren’t our NHS wonderful? They belong to us don’t they? They are really our heroes…They work for us don’t they? So caring…

Gwyn
Gwyn
Nov 22, 2020 9:34 PM
Reply to  Daniel Spaniel

Bring back Thursday night pots’n’pans and applause! LET’S THANK THOSE HEROES!*

*By clapping like performing seals…

Ort
Ort
Nov 22, 2020 10:10 PM
Reply to  Gwyn

I presume that a law has already been rushed through in the UK forbidding the use of seditious and treasonous pots ‘n pans imported from Denmark for any public demonstration. Although I’m sure that Off-G readers get the reference, just in case: Robin Monotti Graziadei tweeted about this draconian repressive law: DENMARK: 9 days of protests over a new law that “would be able to define groups of people who must be vaccinated. People who refuse the above can be coerced through physical detainment, with police allowed to assist.” He described the protests, which succeeded in having the proposed law withdrawn (at least for now), as “nine days of banging pots and pans”. I presume that UK authorities are outraged at this flagrant abuse of cookware; every self-respecting UK citizen knows that, apart from cooking with them, pots and pans are only to be used to express servile, sycophantic submission to government… Read more »

Gwyn
Gwyn
Nov 22, 2020 10:30 PM
Reply to  Ort

The seditious and treasonous Danish cookware shall not pass our borders!

And any pots’n’pans that are already here shall be used for the two purposes which you describe, and for those purposes ONLY!

wardropper
wardropper
Nov 22, 2020 10:44 PM
Reply to  Ort

The Icelanders protested the 2008 bank crash and subsequent scandal by initiating a ‘Pots and Pans’ protest, which was to show that it wasn’t just their ‘elected representatives’ who were aware of the catastrophe, but also ordinary people for whom pots and pans signified not serfdom, but the basic necessities of normal life.
Icelandic women are liberated enough not to need to feel victimized by the symbolism of the kitchen at any rate.

Jay
Jay
Nov 22, 2020 10:50 PM
Reply to  Ort

Apparently, the noise made by Danish protestors was so loud that some protestors used ear plugs to muffle the sound

I admire, and I’m grateful to Robin Monotti Graziadei for his Covid resistance reportage. A more sane and intelligent voice than some other anti-lockdown accounts I’ve seen

Judith
Judith
Nov 22, 2020 11:50 PM
Reply to  Ort

Thank you for pointing that out, Ort.

I wager this is just a false-flag bait and switch gate-keeping deep state trick to get us all confused about pots and pans. Anything to take our focus off the real agenda.

Are there any statistics out there about for pans are the loudest?

Ort
Ort
Nov 23, 2020 1:01 AM
Reply to  Judith

I don’t know if there’s statistical evidence, but I’d guess that bedpans are among the loudest.

Of course, pots and pans will become obsolete after the Great Reset. Foodstuffs, such as they are, will be served raw and uncooked. The consumers will all be microchipped, and 5G technology will enable each mouthful of ingredients to be cooked inside the mouth by remote microwave transmission before swallowing.

You still have to chew 32 times, though.

JuraCalling
JuraCalling
Nov 23, 2020 2:02 AM
Reply to  Ort

” Foodstuffs, such as they are, will be served raw and uncooked. The consumers will all be microchipped, and 5G technology will enable each mouthful of ingredients to be cooked inside the mouth by remote microwave transmission before swallowing.”

Well if we’re going to live in a Burger King I’ll vaccinate myself.

Judith
Judith
Nov 23, 2020 2:21 AM
Reply to  Ort

And there’ll be tracer’s to make sure you do!

magumba
magumba
Nov 24, 2020 7:13 AM
Reply to  Judith
magumba
magumba
Nov 24, 2020 7:15 AM
Reply to  magumba

Bug petfood wtf ?….now thats a blow to my plans to use the pet population as a valuable source of protein during the coming food crises….i imagine cat being fed on meal worms tastes horrible

magumba
magumba
Nov 24, 2020 7:09 AM
Reply to  Ort

and so easy to spot the bourgeoisie…they’ll be the ones banging Le Creuset…i suggest silencing them with sabatiers

Fen Tiger
Fen Tiger
Nov 23, 2020 6:19 AM

Looking at the advert it’s seasonal flu and pandemic immuniser so maybe turning up for a flu jab will mean a double whammy?

Donald Duck
Donald Duck
Nov 23, 2020 8:41 AM
Reply to  Fen Tiger

Yes, that’s an interesting question. Being one of the ‘at-risk’ categories on the basis of age, I have had a flu jab every year for the last 10 years. I have to say that they are very unreliable since I have had two bad doses of bronchitis in recent years, even though I haven’t touched a cigarette for 40 years. Apparently the flu virus mutates and so you might still get the flu even after having the injection. Which means there is no way I am going to allow myself to have the proposed CIV job having already having had my yearly flu jab. God knows what they put in this concoction and how it might react with the standard flu jab.