12 Memes to Get You Through the Day – Part 20
Another Monday morning, another batch of memes. Last week we asked if you’d prefer weekly or bi-weekly meme posts, well the results are in and the winner is actually secret option number 3 – “memes posts when we have time and/or we find some good memes”.
In great democratic tradition, neither side wins and we just do what we were gonna do anyway.
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It’s like that spider that pretends it’s an ant.
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Speaking of the degradation of the “left”…
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Accurate. Except clowns are actually scary.
4.
And speaking of monkeypox…
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IT does always have an air of desperation, don’t you find?
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Dating in the new normal world can be tough. Maybe our own app is the answer?
7.
“If I steal your car and give you back the tires, you didn’t gain some tires.” – some guy on twitter.
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In his case, it really is a miracle.
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At least he’s honest.
10.
Somone press the “independent thought alarm”!
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The last two years have taken a toll on all of us.
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Technically not a meme, but this is absolutely insane.
BONUS: From the comments
It only works if we all do our part.
…and some of those kids are mining lithium for electric car batteries.
Somehow it’s just perfect she’s not even wearing it right.
Apparently not everyone likes the memes…
And finally…
You may be wondering what caused your – or your friend’s – recent heart attack/stroke/blood clot. Well don’t worry, we’ve got a handy wall chart here…
Just pick which ever one might apply, and go on about your day.
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Hi all. Happy to announce our comments are back on line. The comment database broke – again – last night, necessitating a reboot. We are looking into potential reasons this has happened repeatedly in recent times.
Mercury Retrograde Pre-Shadow.
Brandnewtube has also been down for days. Significant?
Putin’s fault……..
“…no longer have any Bush’s, McCain’s, Cheney’s, or Clinton’s in office.”
Why not take a weekend sometime to sit down and learn the difference between a plural and a possessive? Just a few hours; that’s all it takes, and then you’ll know for the rest of your days, and you won’t look like a dimwit.
Rather than waste your time telling us about it as if we wrote it, why not tweet George P directly – his twitter handle is actually on the image. You might want to consider ways of economising your energy like this, especially when you arrive at twitter and discover what an astronomical fucktonne of typos there are. A2
Love the cause of death chart!
4 and 6 A1.
Rise in heart disease may be explained by extreme weather conditions. 😂
It’s not clear why temperature shifts correlated with more heart attacks.
By Dr. Lily Nedda Dastmalchi
https://abcnews.go.com/US/rise-heart-disease-explained-extreme-weather-conditions-study/story?id=88259158
Wow- winter vagina!. I don’t know any women who’ve died of it but I bet millions of men have died for it.
Fauci is quitting, one can only hope he’s arrested when he leaves.
Cardiac arrested🙈🙉🙊
I’ve heard the brakes might fail on his car.
Retiring to spend his millions and sit on some corporate boards.
He should spend some of his millions trying to avoid going to hell. Won’t help but don’t tell him.
He’s not a young one, not long now before he’s in for eternal burning in hell!
Lawyers and a mass movement of protest should see to it frankly and pursue it until he gets to a trial.
I can see many reasons for him to quit – all of them concerning an intense desire to hide.
The only meme I shared today was that subscribing to the CHD may just help us all avoid total annihilation…. Not Knowing Harms Our Health: https://rachelwild.substack.com/p/not-knowing-harms-our-health
Here’s the American bloke, JP Sears (who is highly regarded, with regard to his presentations re. this global nightmare), with a tongue-in-cheek ‘black humour’ video…
“How to protect yourself from ‘Unknown cause of death’. Advice from JP” (video: 11.20 mins), at:
https://tapnewswire.com/2022/08/how-to-protect-yourself-from-unknown-cause-of-death-advice-from-jp
Number 6 struck a chord. I was using a dating service for a while. Match.com. Their profile page provides a vaccination checkbox option. Instead of checking the box to be “Verified” as Covid Free/Vaccinated, my opening sentences in my narrative were this, ” First things first. I will die before getting the Covid vaccination”. Several ladies took it upon themselves to explain their discontent with my statement. Ironically, I met a person for coffee and we hit it off pretty well. A few days later we chatting on the phone and I said something about not being vaccinated and she said, “You’re not vaccinated?”. That was the end of that……. Sorry ladies. I did not have the nerve and let it go.
Hi Tony.
You know, sorry to use crude language but I wouldnt shag anyone injected. Not until the science is settled, which it will. We just dont know whether and to what extent the damage caused to the injected will affect non injected.
For now try a more selective date site or go solo.
Don’t inject the injected.
How could shagging an injected affect you?
Mine was: “To semi-steal a line from Woody Allen, I’d rather sit through Ice Capades again than take the covid vaccine.”
That concoction is not a vaccine. There is no covid vaccine. The jab is a genetic engineering platform.
Keep the faith.
Extra good batch!
LOL Man the “Why you didn’t die from the vax” one got me really good – great stuff cheers
“Cause Unknown” is becoming the leading “cause” of death:
See the video (featuring the American, JP Sears) which I posted just a little bit north of here, yesterday. It addresses (in a tongue-in-cheek, ‘humorous’ way) the “‘Cause unknown’ is becoming the leading ’cause’ of death”.
The Auschwitz survivor (she was a child of three at the time), Vera Sharav, speaks at Nuremberg 75th anniversary:
“Vera Sharav speech at Nuremberg 75” (small amount of text; & video: 26.48 mins), at:
https://rumble.com/v1gtl0n-vera-sharav-speech-at-nuremberg-75.html
5 down votes?
Yes, you’re right to question the thumbs-down! One of them might be what I call the ‘bot-troll’ on this site, but six?? [there are now six, at the time I write this!]
Vera Sharav, in that video above, speaks of the Holocaust in the 2nd WW, and correctly states that what’s taking place currently on Earth is unfortunately shaping up to be another such event. In the last five minutes, she specifically refers to the horrors that are now happening.
N.B., I’m the same Christine as the ‘Christine Thompson’ above! Overnight, when the commenting facility went down for a bit, I was ‘instructed’ to ‘log in’ again… and did so. My earlier ‘user name’ (ChristineJ58) is now coming up onscreen.
(I’ve only just spotted it myself!)
This doesn’t clear anything up, but FWIW the voting feature has been buggered for days.
I first noticed this when I attempted to correct an accidental vote by clicking the other vote arrow. This used to work as a “toggle”; if, for example, one wanted to correct an accidental upvote, clicking the down arrow removed the unwanted upvote. Now it just tallies (displays) votes.
I’m also pretty sure previously-cast votes are now disappearing; I refuse to investigate this systematically. The vote feature glitch(es) were reported to the site admins via e-mail, but so far I’ve seen no indication that the problem is “known”, and/or will be corrected to restore its previous functionality. 😧
A magnificent lady. Her anologies with Nazi Germany spot on. Any historian or person who went through that nightmare saw the signs of new facism 2 years ago. The left are still clueless but when they are chucked under a bus, my sympathy will be limited Im afraid.
She was not in Auschwitz, she and her mother survived a camp on the Ukrainian border after being deported from Romania. She has had an extraordinary life without inventing yarns, and she was 7 when she escaped due to the kinder transport system
Just read….new virus discovered in India, “similar to Covid strain” called Tomato virus.
Not sure this can be for real, but then anything is possible
I’ve seen this recently posted about by a brain dead normie aquaintance in my neck of the woods. I, for one, welcome the emergence of increasingly ridiculous sounding “viral outbreaks”. Separates the wheat from the chaff.
Twitler has been down for at least a couple of hours now: https://twitter.com/
Online now. Tom Luongo says of my country, “Canadians. You are a fallen country. There are no words for this other than eugenics.”
I can tell you of an article in Macleans of the 1950s in which the Rothschilds admitted they were buying up the mineral resources of Canada… but .. Woke.
To find the document takes only two words: Rothschild Macleans.
https://archive.macleans.ca/article/1956/7/7/the-rothschilds-fabulous-stake-in-canada
Maybe it’s only here in central Europe.
(Btw, all four votes are mine; I downvoted you accidentally, then twice tried to upvote you to cancel it out, but it didn’t work. The voting system is fecked.)
Wow, that’s impressive. I will adjust.
The alt media has given a platform to shooting stars who suddenly appear on the horizon, such as WW whose sneering dismissal of perhaps sloppily-presented Spanish research by La Quinta Columna — though corroborated by others, and however well intentioned — likely set back understanding of this technology by years or at least to before The Guardian article of six years ago.
https://moneycircus.substack.com/p/crisis-update-media-ordered-to-compromise
I’d be interested in your source for the assertion that the maker of “Gray State” was murdered rather then committed suicide.
So true…
ROFL
I’m looking for a meme for the ‘ugly Canadian”
Anyone?
“ From Canada With Love” Message on a Rocket
A tranny hockey player: both orientations.
Wearing a Tim Horton’s jersey?
It’s Tim Hortons – no apostrophe. Like Loblaws, and many others. In Quebec you are not allowed to display non-French forms in public, even if they are names, thus corporate branding everywhere conforms to the standard.
Big fines if the language police catch you, even if you’re a little shop.
Jesus.
That just reminded me that most people think the great reset is a conspiracy theory involving lizards.
not sure what you’re trying to say here
most people haven’t even heard of the “great reset”
most people, certainly of my acquaintance, who have heard of it definitely don’t think that it’s lizards behind it
are you trying to imply that it’s batshit crazy to be suspicious of the wef’s plan for humanity?
noted.
No, I’m talkin bout most people, the 99.9% who wouldn’t read offg if you paid em.
It also reminds me of the Peter Sellers bit as Dr Strangelove about his plan for the future, except of course the ‘animals will be bred and Slaughtered’ part. For current thinking substitute crickets for ‘animals’.
https://youtu.be/zZct-itCwPE?t=62
I do take heart from something which others have pointed out:
The treasonous atrocities of our parasitic ‘representatives’ have now reached the point where they MUST continue with them, simply for reasons of damage limitation.
After all, they’re hardly going to make an announcement tomorrow on Prime Time TV that they have committed the most egregious systematic fraud in human history and that they intend to back down and suffer whatever consequences which we, the victims, decide to inflict upon them.
So they are stuck with gradually making this appalling scenario even worse on a daily basis, which in turn means that eventually – unless of course they choke on their own narcissism first – nobody will fail to notice what they are doing.
Then they’re sunk.
Only if they say it on TV. No, actually that would be the only thing the viewers wouldn’t believe.
Supermarkets urging shoppers to re-use toilet paper as prices continue to rise.
https://davidicke.com/2022/08/22/asda-tesco-morrisons-sainsburys-and-aldi-shoppers-urged-to-re-use-toilet-paper-as-prices-continue-to-rise/
They will be urging us to eat our own shite next…oh wait we will when we are eating ze bugs, that’s if we’re not already!
Or just share.
Sharing is Caring.
“After you, dear.”
This brings new meaning to the phrase “rinse and repeat”! 😖
That reminds me of the late 70s, early 80s when recycled paper was becoming fashionable. Joke shops (no longer politically correct) used to sell ‘used’ toilet paper rolls. I’m sure you can imagine what used toilet paper looks like. I thought it was an hilarious comment on the ‘wokeness’ of the time.
Breakfast for champions in 2030.
Yuck!! Cockroaches in the bowl. I want to eat Canadian crickets as endorse by Fidelito.
lol
The best meme there is the angry emoji bleating on about her lost childhood.
When the angry emoji finally crashes and burns, she will blame everything but her opportunist parents who just love their freebies and being NWO ‘special’.
Maybe their donated Tesla will do that job for humanity? It would be a poetic justice.
You do get that this hatred towards a young mentally challenged woman is deranged don’t you.
Good eye.
But then, how many MILLIONS bleated their approval?
Peter just has to take the personal out of the disparagement.
I up voted both of you, though I have never previously viewed Greta as mentally challenged. Sometimes, I have to stop and reconcile mine.
She has aspbergers, she was just a lonely sad kid sitting outside school because she cared about pollution, what happened next is not on her and I find the whining hatred about her to be rather disgusting.
So the world has to take the word of ‘challenged’ person over the thousands of scientist who have spent their whole working careers in the field?
If policy was driven by sentiment, we would all be fucked. Wait….we are all fucked.
If you knew your onions, you would know the ‘climate change’ bollocks is just a scam. It’s part of the same scam which is going to kill thousands of elderly people this winter, and every winter after that because people listened to a teenager who is not educated enough to comment on the subject of climate.
That’s not what Marilyn said. She was a kid with problems that was used by the same psychopaths that orchestrated everything else. She was a child and it was nothing short of abuse. They seem to be taking a different tack now and have an attractive 16yr old Brit doing her a levels. Greta was propaganda of course but also a face people could hate. You demonised a child with autism. Well done.
I demonise noone so don’t go blaming me for the short-comings of the angry emoji and her parents.Both she and her parents are well up for it making a mint of the gullible as usual. And there is a job waiting for her at the UN. They seem to be the only jobs for life these days.
Spare me the kid gloves because of Autism bit as i have a family member who suffers from it courtesy of the MMR ‘vaccines’. Another great scam brought to you by the same powers that be who are telling you to go all electric and get a jab.
The angry emoji doesn’t care about the bills because she doesn’t pay any.
I dont care about her asparagus or whatever and I find your “bleeding heart” disgusting.
I would rather a bleeding heart than a block of rock where it should be, what is wrong with people that you have to demonise a young kid with aspbergers. And after the last 2.6 years claiming scientists know anything is ridiculous.
You just come across as a bunch of vicious bullies.
The word you are is “idiot.”
Do you not find it odd that she has gone from age 12 to 18 right before our eyes, and hasn’t aged a bit? Of all the ages — of all the sexes!
Do we really need to be so harsh toward our fellow commenters ?Geez the tone is eerily similar to that of fb.
looks like her masonic parents managed to get them both covering an eye each.
Can’t anyone stand on their own two feet these days? Or must they all do tricks on command for chocolate buttons.
“she was just a lonely sad kid sitting outside school because she cared about pollution”
no she wasn’t!! she was groomed for this role by a the same machine that sells you “Vaxseens”. She got the ball rolling on this latest chapter of eugenics with her “how dare you” bullshit. And she isn’t a child anymore so is free to disavow the nonsense she accidentally-on-purpose spewed out but why would she? With all that money rolling in. The “aspergers” is the classic “don’t say anything to me I have mental health issues” whilst lunging at you with a 20 inch machete.
maybe when you’re eating bugs in your freezing hovel you might wake up to the Great Game.
Or you could read this and save yourself a lot pain and embarrassment:
Manufacturing Greta Thunberg:
https://www.theartofannihilation.com/the-manufacturing-of-greta-thunberg-for-consent-the-political-economy-of-the-non-profit-industrial-complex/
Groomed being the operative word. Wtf is wrong with you ppl?
Yeah, i can’t help myself. Deranged is good right?
Not so young anymore, so if one is going to make sweeping statements scripted or otherwise with zero evidence, expect some backlash. The child abusers are the one putting her on a world stage.
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Further, do you not thing it a little strange the platform she has been given? Come on Marilyn Shepherd. You need to guide your flock elsewhere.
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The world animals plants dioversity are laughing at the human beings that think they are in control yet they such as us will die in the ground it’s all about power.Like a stag wants to keep his harem.Stop listening to non entity’s and listen to nature she is our mother.
Meltdowns
Sadly when we are gone there will be more than 400 nuclear reactor meltdowns that will end life on Earth. The emergence of the phenomenon of life and it’s disappearance is an inescapable sequence.
I can’t enlarge the vax chart to read it – is there something missing? (Apple computer)
windows same
On a Mac, just hold down the command key and keep pressing the + key until you can read the black print. But I think the point was the print in red.
I have changed it so that clicking on that meme will now load a full-size version of the image.
In future if you right click (or two-finger click for Mac) over any image on our site and select “Open image in new tab” this will open a direct link to the full-size image in a new tab on your browser.
Thanks for flagging this up. A2
Nature feeds you nature eats your body after death.Yet our souls will on.
Whether you believe in Jesus as the son of God or a prophet.He knew and he taught people to believe in themselves to live and love.When people say Christ like it’s because we all should be Christ like.
i ike this affirmation : i will to be the christ on earth.
Only to love.We all know we are being corrupted by the powers above yet we let them.
We should still try not to be corrupted.
It’s hard, but perhaps one shouldn’t just shrug it off…
St. Paul put it more modestly:
“Not I, but Christ in me”
That’s already a demanding enough concept to live with…
Or Buddha, or Allah (pbuh), or Krishna.
Monotheism
I just discovered that the oldest monotheistic religion is Zoroastrianism. Buddhism was second. I understand that the learned of first century Alexandria were aware of the existence of Buddhism.
Christ is not a person. It is a state of mind. It is ego-less consciousness that can be attained, in theory at least, by anyone. The word christ is derived from kristos which means “anointed one” which alludes to the occult process of anointing the body with particular oils to prepare it for a process known as ascension. It is generally accepted that Jesus of Nazareth had attained this. This acceptance was not universal however. The Mandaean religion for example has a different view of Jesus.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mandaeans
Monotheism
The philosopher Philo of Alexander and his banker brother Alexander , both of Alexandria, most probably comissioned the writing of the gospels. They either met St Paul of Tarsus somewhere on the Meditteranean rim or corresponded with him. Thus the New Testament came into existence in the first century. Philo had contact with both the Roman emperors and the Herod’s of Palestine. In fact his nephew married into the Herod clan. His imprint is detectable in the Gospel of St John and elsewhere in the New Testament. There is no hard evidence that Jesus existed. His alleged miracles such as raising the dead, multplying loaves and fishes and walking on water are far fetched.
Yes, you are so right to say that there’s no hard evidence to prove that the merely claimed character, ‘Jesus’, was an actual historical person.
I’ve read a number of books which provide a wealth of evidence which at minimum suggests that ‘jesus’ may well have been fabricated…
A few months ago, I read a 700+ page book on this subject.
N.B., I’m the same Christine as the person posting under my name of Christine Thompson up until yesterday! When, overnight, the comments facility on Off-G went down for a time, I was asked to ‘log in again’… I did so, and it caused my ‘user name’ to revert to my earlier ‘user name’: ie, what my comments are now printed under, ‘ChristineJ58’!
Annie are you AI darling. (shhht… let her answer)
+100 😀
Brilliant!
I LIKE it!
It’s been at least 10,000 years since we’ve had a civilised human being in charge, at least in the western world anyway.
Prehistory remains obscure for some but I see you have seen through the mists of time.
Civilisation is a euphemism for domestication. We gradually evolved from relatively free hunter gatherers to domesticated and shackled animals.
hunter gatherers apparently hunted and gathered 18 hours a week according to a book about bees i have read
Yes. We need our own app to find dates & mates. The conversations are insufferable. I have no more energy. Once upon a time it was so smooth.
Que?