17 Memes to Get You Through the Day – Hallow-meme Edition
The spooky season is upon us, and what does that mean? The same as most other mondays, of course: memes.
I’ll be honest, the title pun is the major reason these memes are here, but it’s the time of year for fun and frolics and bad dad jokes.
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We could have filled the whole piece with nothing but “Spirit Costume” memes, but we chose just our favourites…
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…and our tastes run to the meta…
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…and the somewhat pretentious.
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Elon AND Kanye…it’s been a busy week of manufactured outrage.
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As someone who’s been battling flu, where was this bear when I needed him?
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Our editors dress like this every day.
Every. Day.
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…because of stuff like this.
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What about their civil frights?
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We’ve all thought it.
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Costume of the year. easy winner.
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Seriously, everyone should watch V for Vendetta.
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…why summon a demon anyway? There’s plenty here already.
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The more you think about it, the worse it gets.
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I feel attacked, not gonna lie.
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We’re going to run out of both soon enough.
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“Am I the only one who gives a shit about the truth?”
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And we’re out.
Bonus – from the comments
Another nice Spirit meme.
Just be angry about everything all the time.
It’s the only logical explanation.
And finally…
I’ve watched this a thousand times, and it makes me laugh every single time.
A little gift for all my friends and #VTubers,
One of my favorite Halloween-related funnies.#Halloween #Memes pic.twitter.com/eZJy0h361a
— Alteus 💀 VTuber (@AlteusCh) October 28, 2022
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Hey, Thanks for that one with the burning witch cuz I am that witch who has had no jabs, no masks, no PCR, no FLU and I can’t wait to send that meme to all the other witches who have segregated me, tried to censor me and called me “conspiracy theorist.” JUST WAIT FOR IT, my justice is coming…
Today a pigeon shit right on the back of my neck. I saw this as a sign of luck, because this pigeon had chosen me to prove to me that my luck is indestructible. And indeed, I met a lot of people that I would not have met otherwise. This is the only attitude that saves us from destruction. If you don’t want wind, you have to die. We need resistance.
Whenever I step in shit, that’s the moment to acknowledge the value of life and instead of whining, say, “Now more than ever!” The first time I practiced this method was when my car broke down on the freeway. The tow truck came. I had to board a train, and I drove over a bridge from which I saw my broken car. I felt absurdly totally liberated, as if from a bad mistress who was constantly stressing me out. Farewell (evil) darling! You have to get involved in life, you only get out what you put in in terms of commitment.
The day before yesterday I had to buy a heating valve. Since I have not owned a car for 25 years, a bicycle is enough, I took the bus. At the waiting place I met a young mother with two cute blond little children who spoke English. The girl looked like a boy, the boy looked like a girl. I offered my seat to the mother. She told me she was a New Zealander and the children’s father was German. A lively conversation ensued. I would not have experienced that as a car driver. Just imagine: New Zealand is on the other side of the world!
I was always a mean, nasty, but lovable asshole. I can hate and laugh at the same time. What have I insulted, fought people in my life! Something of it is and probably always will be in me. But it’s immaturity. And I know that in truth. I know that this sass makes an impression on women, but I resist the temptation to be a “badass.”
I don’t want to be a brat anymore, but a stable adult man. I had to work hard on myself to be really good, benevolent and loving with people (and myself!), even if they appear unstable towards me. Today, I prefer to think three times before throwing nasty hurtful words into the world. The Internet invites to become a freak.
Those who exercise leniency not out of fear, but with conviction and life experience, are strong. Everyone feels that. Self-control and love are the strongest forces in the world. Being primitive is cheap. The real power is not on the outside (something typically American) but on the inside (something typically East Asian). Defense instead of attack.
Americans say, “But life is a chess game, you have to attack to win!” It’s not about “winning” or “dominating” at all, these rootless morons with their ridiculous gun mania have not understood that until today. They are now reaping what they have sown.
We Germans have shot more bullets and grenades than the entire world put together, but we have learned that it doesn’t work that way and never will. You can’t force others to be happy by force. This conviction is not present in America and is now even being ended by force.
Now the Americans, who are constantly disorganizing the world and waging war, are moaning about the mess they have made, including with us in Europe. They have destroyed everything, brought the whole world into disorder. But that does not prevent them from telling our will-less fake governments what to do and what not to do.
A guy who despises / rejects women is not
a man, but a disgusting despicable idiot. A
man knows that women want to be loved.
He has a good inner emotional connection
with them ’cause he thinks women are the
most beautiful gifts that life has to offer us.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Little_Girl_Observing_Lovers_on_a_Train
“I found that ship in Hamburg and her name it was Pekin”
“If you want to love your life, you have to flirt with death”
https://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/fairportconvention/aroundthewildcapehorn.html
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kJT3ldMcMQ
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peking_(ship)
From the feminine of the ship
The “Deutschland,” the “Astor,” the “Bremen”: one wonders why ships are always female, even if they bear the names of men, cities or countries. Behind this apparent paradox lies an old Anglicism.
The Port of Hamburg has always been considered a tourist attraction, but since the “Queen Mary 2” arrived there for the first time in July 2004, it has become even more attractive for tourists. In the meantime, the “Queen Mary 2” has moored in Hamburg 25 times, and her visit still attracts legions of onlookers.
On this balmy evening in August, thousands of people had once again gathered at the harbor to wave to the Queen as she departed and to enjoy the fireworks. Finally, the time had come: a threefold, long-lasting toot heralded the departure of the transatlantic liner. It leisurely departed from the cruise terminal, pushed past what will one day become the Elbphilharmonie, and finally passed the Landungsbrücken, where Henry and I had mingled with the crowds. Trying to snap a photo of Henry with the steamer in the background proved difficult. “I can’t get him in it,” I noted, “he’s just too wide!” – “Who do you mean?” asked Henry indignantly, “not my belly, surely?” – “I mean the Queen, of course,” I replied. “Then why do you say ‘he’?” complained Henry. “Because it’s a steamer,” I explained. Now Henry was even more indignant: “It? It’s a steamer? The Queen is an ‘it’? That’s lèse majesté!” I remained unmoved: “This floating luxury hotel is both a he and an it – because, first and foremost, she is a ship. A liner, even.” – “That’s right!” remarked Henry. “And because the Queen is a ship, she also has a right to be addressed like a lady. After all, all ships have one thing in common: they’re female!” Henry and the female gender also have something in common: It’s not easy to disagree with them.
Appropriate to this event, the other day I came across the following question in a letter to the editor: “Can you explain to me why ship names are always female? I can see that with the Queen Mary, but with names like Columbus, Peter Pan or Germany, I miss the logic!”
Logic is not the answer to this question. Ships don’t have to be Queen or Princess of the Seas to be considered female. The nuclear-powered, testosterone-driven aircraft carrier “USS Ronald Reagan” also operates as “the Reagan.” In fact, the ship’s baptismal name has no bearing on gender. However, this was not the case at all times. In the Middle Ages, the gender of the ship’s name was still based on the name giver, who was often a saint. In 1471 the Hanseatic League bought a ship for the war against England, which became known as the Peter of Gdansk.
Since in later centuries English seafaring set the tone and German seafaring adopted many terms from English, it is reasonable to assume that the English also served as a model for the gendering of ships. For in English, too, ships are female. And this is quite extraordinary, especially since all other thing words in English are neuter. The division into masculine or feminine is otherwise made only with humans and with beloved pets. Anything that can’t walk on two legs or at least look sweet is an “it” word. Ships, however, are “she” words.
Apparently, sailors perceived their ship as something feminine. The rounded shapes of the ship’s belly (which were even more pronounced in the Middle Ages than today) may have contributed to this. In the absence of female companionship, the ship became their mistress: it had to be brought on course by them, tamed in storms, and scrubbed daily. It had to be guarded around the clock and defended with their lives if necessary. Men usually only do this for their wives – or for their cars. In English, therefore, cars also came to have a female gender. With the question “Isn’t she beautiful?” a Briton can mean both his wife and his car, so you have to pay close attention.
In French, on the other hand, ships are masculine. Did French sailors have a less passionate relationship with their ship than English and German sailors? Not at all. Nor did they lack the necessary imagination to recognize something feminine in a ship. But in French, they stuck to the gender of the word “ship,” and the French word for ship is masculine: le navire. Its home country is feminine for the French: la France. But when a ship is named after it, it is called le France. If the French principle, in which names are based on the gender of the word “ship,” had also applied in Germany.
https://twitter.com/kikisknees/status/1587608576381657088
And what’s Halloween without our good friend and CIA cult frontman Jim Jones
Some of the proven LIES they’ve told
Council for International Organizations of Medical Sciences terminology:
Rare: < 0.1%
EC terminology:
Rare: ≥ 0.01%, < 0.1%
Very rare: < 0.01%
So, if you are the 1 in every 1,000 (1,000 in every million) not responding "normally", that is just too bad.
Amnesty for Emily
My favorite is Number 12. It’s not a fall down laughing kind of meme; but it’s classy.
Fortune:
“Scientists have their eyes on several ‘Deltacrons’—new COVID variants with the potential to attack the lungs like Delta and spread as easily as Omicron”
So nothing to worry about there then.
Typical news vaccuity. There were riots in Dundee. The entire media is outraged. Lots of invective …. but can anyone hazard a guess as to the cause? No. No one seems interested. A little searching brings news of previous protests against that “cost of living crisis”. Was that the reason this time? We may never know.
Again – the news. There’s lots of it and it makes a big noise. But there is no information.
Presearch being attacked by Google.
Ah, that’s excellent.
I’m leaving my H’ween decorations up for Tues 11/8, Day of the Voting Dead.
Rat on pumpkins:
From whothefuckcares.com:
“Two new covid sub-variants spark concern
NEW DELHI :Scientists have detected two new virulent sub-variants of Omicron spreading covid-19 infection in India, weeks after sounding the alarm over two others in the run-up to festivities
A total of 233 cases of sub-variants XBB and seven cases of XBB.1 have been found in various pockets to add to infections caused by…..”
And it just goes to show how mind molding works that I first read that as 233 sub-variants.
But who can possibly care now?
Therefore…
This is not about caring and not about convincing. It’s the drip drip drip of Chinese water torture.
If I sort out the alphabet soup, am I more at risk?… probably at risk of something… yahn
Here’s a fresh assortment of COVIDganda from the aptly-named Yahoo site; the first (Inquirer) one is from October 18th, but the others were posted in the past day or two:
VAXX EFFECT MASQUERADES AS COVID
Some US hospitals are over-run & some schools have resumed remote learning.
FDA document: MODERNA’S own trials show increased respiratory infections w/i 28 days of vaxx:
2-5 year olds:
pneumonia .3% ; placebo 0
respiratory syncytial virus infection (RSV) .4%; placebo less than .1%
6-11 year olds:
RSV .3%; placebo 0
PFIZER -similar
https://vigilantfox.substack.com/p/evidence-suggests-the-covid-shots?utm_source=substack&utm_campaign=post_embed&utm_medium=email
Young thing at the service station got cold/flu last week …fully vaxxed….had refuse to give up the mask until today when I was almost shocked to see the naked face…I had been telling her it made no difference but who am I…now she is worried about travelling to New Zealand next week and killing her grandfather…one has to wonder what it will actually take for some of the indoctrinated to give up this belief system they recently acquired.
Reminds me of a line from a John Cale song: “We’re already dead, just not yet in the ground.”
An interesting video from the era of transparencies.
ALL HOLIDAYS ARE OCCULT HUMAN SACRIFICE
https://www.bitchute.com/video/bUNVO1sx1R7T/
Number 9 😂
Worth repeating, daily.
Re No. 10: it’s amazing how many people know what this refers to but don’t know what Biden’s daughter wrote about him.
BTW the last thing the unvaxxed have to worry about is being accused of witchcraft. The controllers love witchcraft, it must be obvious be now.
Witchcraft indeed. A witches brew. And as you mentioned it I did a little post on Macbeth, the 3 witches scene. I think it is quite funny, but be warned there are some ghastly pictures!
https://alphaandomegacloud.wordpress.com/2022/03/11/macbeth-the-three-witches-scene/
They a..mished out on them didn’t they??!
OK, this week one was mildly funny, better than last week. But honestly, “when the government creates a virus and uses it…..”? Have you now changed, after so many articles to the contrary, and are pushing the lab-leak bio-weapon narrative BS? BOO!
By creating, it doesn’t necessarily mean creating it physically.
He already knows that really 😉
Oh dear me Jeffrey. Of course we aren’t pushing the lab leak nonsense. And you KNOW we aren’t. You used to be interesting but now you’ve become one of those strange boring souls who seem to turn up solely to “find” fake reasons to bitch and moan. What is the deal with the people who do that?