In the lands of the Dodo bird
Sylvia Shawcross
Okay. The important thing is not to panic. It’s all going to be fine. We of the world may be going down in blazes not of glory but probably in blazes of gory and horrible, or whimpering and snivelling and all that but there are possibilities we haven’t yet considered.
For instance, they’ve found a new planet that can sustain life out there.
Yeah. I know, its about 150 light years away but we have scientists and engineers who are busily positing how we really don’t live in reality but can actually create untested hypotheses which will lead to the reality we want to believe. They’re probably on it already.
We will know because any such things will immediately involve summits in exotic only-reached-by-jet places, five-star-meal meetings, one-sided think tanks and pretend-its-true trial-run enactments, serious looking seminars with laser pointers, a global propaganda campaign, another world war and of course economic wrangling about it all. This in turn will lead to a premature launch of an expedition before full testing by whoever has the most money and wants the most acclaim.
Therefore we’ll have that little problem solved in a jiffy I suspect….
It doesn’t matter if it works. We just need to believe it is working. That’s all that matters. You know, that “feel” right kinda thing.
We need to believe that ALL of us, rich/poor/old/young/ugly/lgbtqaii+/purple and not just Elon Musk will have the opportunity to march onto a spaceship to salvation in short order.
That’s all that matters.
Now, in the meantime, we have Mauritius. Yes. You heard that right. We must all emigrate to Mauritius. I’m sure, even though they are one of the most populated countries in the world, they will have housing for us all. And rice. Well, you might ask, why the hell Mauritius?
It’s not complicated. Some of us have already figured it out. It’s that New Normal/Great Reset/Fourth Turning/WEF Utopia thing… [now to be referred to as NNGRFTWEFU… (to be fashionable because we are really nothing without an acronym in this world and nobody would take us seriously if we used actual words)] Well, the NNGRFTWEFU is being extraordinarily miserable to the people of this planet but particularly so in certain countries and to certain degrees. Now why would that be?
Oh, I know, I know… the first-world-westernized-five-eyes-colonialist-war-mongering-resource-stealing-patriarchal-polluting-racist-bastard-greedy countries filled with hubris and history and outrageous old white men and Walmarts needs to be taken down a peg or two.
Yes yes. We all know that. They told us this in that WEF video where they mentioned us owning nothing and being happy. Something about the Americans have to stop being who they are… It was all there for us to see. We just didn’t realize what that meant such as the entire collapse of civilization and stuff. But that’s a different rant. This rant is why they’re being so much meaner to some of us over others. Why is that?
Well the answer is easy peasy pudding and pie: it all depends on how much money we owe to the IMF. Well I think so anyway. That’s my conclusion. Mind you I live in a country where our finance-minister apparently accused the opposition party of fear-mongering by asking the question of how much we are paying to service the debt. Never did get an answer. I guess what we don’t know won’t hurt us or something. That is apparently a philosophy some people have. Particularly those who treat others like little wee children without a brain in their head who need to be told what to think and who need to be protected from scary things. But I digress…
Anyway, as I was saying, Mauritius owes the least amount of money to the IMF last I looked so the powers that be can’t throw their weight around there like they do elsewhere. Mauritius is like the survivalists in the back woods all hunkered down with canned tuna and rifles who happily thumb their noses and cackle about “nobody owns me” and “we can do what we want” stuff. Mauritius has lived its life so it can look any corporation in the eye and tell them to go to hell.
And, much as it pains me to say so, we need SOMEBODY to tell a few people to go to hell. So people in the hardest hit parts of the NNGRFTWEFU’s Agenda like poor poor Ireland and New Zealand and Canada… well… if you feel the need to tell someone to go to hell then Mauritius is the place to go because I’m sure they wouldn’t much care.
We’ll need loud speakers and bull-horns.
Also, Mauritius was the only and last known home of the Dodo bird. If we’re gonna go extinct for whatever reason, we might as well make it a place with some sentimental historical value. Next we may be discussing the leader of the once-free world. It might not be pretty.
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“Dr Robert Malone’s adverse report on Pfizer vaccine”
https://youtu.be/-8ZGpLFH1l4?si=tQCUiB8Y12dvMsJH
Dr. Malone claims that Pfizer’s RNA Vaxx does more harm than the disease it claims to prevent.
But the decease does not do any harm as the death rates is said to be well below 0,01% and only very pre-sick old people die.
So the statement only says the vaccine do harm to more than 0,01% of the vaccinated.
So how hard is that?
This article is on my substack. A person tried to share the article and received the following message: “This post can’t be shared. In response to Canadian government legislation, news content can’t be shared.”
Something strange is going on. I tried to insert another link from global research into a hotmail to a friend but couldnt.
I had to advise to find the link himself on a search machine. It could be a temporary error, but it shows the control level.
We lost democracy.
Homeland Security, Pentagon and MI6 are looking at it. They will be back.
I know I’m endlessly negative, but…I have my suspicions of Substack. I can’t shake this spider-and-fly and “too good to be true” feeling every time I visit their website and start looking around a bit.
The earworm inspired a Mabel King moment which I can no longer resist. So here it is.
The Wiz (5/8) Movie CLIP – No Bad News (1978) HD – YouTube
I’ve long suspected that those privileged to board Space X, destination Mars, will actually end up underneath the earth, made manifest by Musk’s other project – The Boring Co.
If I were to design the logistics of this cosmic switcheroo, the only things necessary would be to replace the portals in the transport vehicle with video screens and add a rocket soundtrack. People would also need to be instructed, once they “arrived,” that due to UV radiation, going to the surface of Mars was much too dangerous, and all activities would need to be conducted underneath the red planet’s surface.
The herd’s childlike trust in the can-do genius of Musk to achieve the impossible (co-facilitated by Darpa and the creators of Mickey Mouse), will do the rest.
Those involved have not thought this through to its logical conclusion beyond another mechanism to extort money from public and private sources.
The experts say all the water boiled away on Mars but our water is not reducing, its rising so that scenario is suspect.
My comment has been pending for the entire day?
Homeland Security, Pentagon and MI6 are looking at it. They will be back. https://youtu.be/XY9jQq7U85c
“Greedy ?”
‘The present forms of greed lose out, in the end,
because they turn out to be not greedy enough.’
Thesis 2. The Right to be Greedy, by, For Ourselves.
Can be read online at https://libcom.org
Not the Dodo bird but a good substitute: Heckyl & JeckylThe Talking Magpies:
https://youtu.be/E8GjpBKfQ_4
Questions. Lots of questions. Where in the hell did you dig up that video? Mighty Mouse and Heckle and Jeckle came to mind. So dark. Wow. This one drove me to learning how to play a musical instrument. Maybe the banjo……….. Putting the Old Fashion ingredients back in the cabinet…………..
that video was a frantic last minute youtube search for songs about greed… hahahaha… oh well… forgive me… Get out the banjo nevertheless.
I’ve long suspected that those privileged to board Space X, destination Mars, will actually end up deep underneath the earth. This cosmic switcheroo will be made manifest by Musk’s other project – The Boring Co.
If I were to design the logistics of the transport vehicle, the only things necessary would be to replace the onboard portals with video screens and to pre-record the journey’s sound track. People would also need to be told, once they “arrived” that going to the surface of Mars was much to dangerous and all activities needed to be conducted underneath the red planet’s surface.
The herd’s childlike trust in the can-do genius of Musk to achieve the impossible (co-facilitated by Darpa and the creators of Mickey Mouse), will do the rest. Bon voyage earthlings.
For some time now I’ve had my eye on Port Louis, the capital of Mauritius. Why? For the best of all possible reasons: Wikipedia (I know: grrr!) had a fabulous photo of Port Louis at evening. Who wouldn’t want to go there?
And the record high was only 95 F (you’d have to go to Nuuk, Greenland to get lower). The only downside was the record low: 50 F. That means even El Nino wouldn’t bury my car under five feet of snow so I wouldn’t have to look at it for awhile.
To make matters worse, the poor Dodo was a pigeon – but flightless. So he couldn’t carry tales. If he hadn’t gone extinct, the humans would have killed him outright.
Perhaps the Dodo bird saw what was coming and opted out.
This link is to a long article; but it, like so many others, indicates the horrors of 5G – which far too many still do not take seriously enough.
5G Poles, Radio Frequency Radiation: Irradiation of Children, Cancer, Heart Conditions, Obesity, Multiple Sclerosis … – Global ResearchGlobal Research – Centre for Research on Globalization
Well you know know we are busy;
Russel Brand, Ukraine war, Corona, Online Safety, Free Speech, Cancel cuture, Woke, LGBT Rights, Trans rights, Mutilated food and Lab meat, Maui, WEF, and so on.
The important things are down on the long list of distractions.
Hey Howard, did you read my answer to you under the cat article?
I don’t know. I’ve given up ever looking for any article but the most current. They’re too hard to find.
It was one of my few good answers so I will give it to you again here: Why are religious people more intelligent? Because you get all the universal basics in the Bible. Thats why religious people will always have a better foundation than non-religious. For example, the religious know of Adam and Eve, Ten Commandments, the Water cycle, why life is absurd, the right way of living, old sanitary good advises. The Ten Commandments are the foundation of all legal law in West and many other places in ME, Africa, Latin. The non-religious for example the new Sovjet Commies tried to invent a new legal paradigm, but had to give up and use the same. The water cycle has been well know in ME and East for 2000-4000 years and is only described in the Bible. This knowledge came to France in 1700 AD, and spread to Europe. Some… Read more »
I’ve never encountered an explanation which did not make me a little wiser (including those of Jeff the Beast!).
Now, even though I haven’t read any of the early Hindu texts, no doubt they also contain plenty of wisdom.
On one of the YouTube history videos (History with Cy) there was mention that early Indian travelers to Mesopotamia/Sumer reported back that in those cities, among the greatest cities at the time, there was no sewage system. Everything flowed in the streets.
The Indus Valley civilization was one of the first to have a working sewage system. Probably the single greatest accomplishment in human history.
Sewage in India between 2000-3000 BC.
Ok, but the have not developed much since yes? Holy cows shitting on the streets, and lack of water in all their rare toilets. India have a huge toilet problem today.
Sewer systems was not introduced before Ludwig the XVI was hanged in 1813 they say.
So no reason to despise Sumer. Remember they were under lock down from the paradise.
This month’s issue of The Light Paper was published online a couple of days ago. The link is below.
On the first page, it covers a bill that is, it seems, about to be put through, that will enable The-Powers-that-should-NOT-be to forcibly enter people’s homes and force the installation of a [wrongly-termed…] ‘smart’ meter…
“The Light Paper – September 2023 issue”, at:
https://thelightpaper.co.uk/assets/pdf/Light-37-Sept-23-Web-Final_2023-09-22-090854.pdf
This behavior is becoming intolerable yet again, to ‘their’ host nations, we are living through a modern iteration of this historical repeating pattern.
So we are not allowed to drive cars, to travel, to eat meat, to own cash, and now Sylvia tell us we cant go to casinos anymore. We dont have more to live for 😰 .
I don’t think Sylvia imagines she has the authority, or the power, to tell you what you can, or can’t do, Erik.
For me, at any rate, she has an excellent and humorously poetic way of looking at the world and its catastrophes, while the feeling her articles leave me with generally is that things are not so absolutely hopeless after all.
It is our inner lives that will save us, and not the installation of a few hundred modern guillotines in our town squares.
That said, I would not protest too much if the latter were to happen coincidentally…
I forgot the (sarc) sign, but agree. My apology if I did hurt somebody’s feelings or emotions. 😁 .
Erik. Don’t go to the casinos.
Criminocracy and its lies “These ultra-rich are not rich by chance or because they work harder or better than the rest of us. They are rich because they are criminals, who have, like dry rot, gradually taken over the whole structure of our societies. The system under which we live is therefore a criminocracy, rule by criminals. No wonder it is so difficult to find the appropriate political label to stick on their global operation, their Great Racket – they are motivated by no belief-system at all, other than the ruthlessly sociopathic pursuit of their own self-interest. Political ideas and movements are just devices for them, masks to be worn and discarded as suits their needs, labels to be attached to others so as to divide, distract and divert them. Lying is always a key component of criminality, above the merely brutal level. It is, after all, important not to be found out!” Self-interest is… Read more »
Somewhere in there, however, has to be the notion that “Straight Talk” might have been born ultra-rich through no fault of his own, and would therefore not be deserving of falling under the heading of “criminal”.
After all, it takes someone of the calibre of Buddha to be born rich and give it all away…
The difficulty with absolving any of the super-rich from blame is that all those born to it seem to take to it like ducks to water.
Nor do they seem interested in researching the caste system other than to assure its continuation.
“Are you uncomfortable with being a plague on humanity?” would get you a yawn and a “Oh, you were saying?”
There used to be such a tradition in Jainism. No idea if the tradition remains.
Isn’t that Paul Cudenec?
And that snorting noise..
Unfortunately, with way too many, their ignoring you lets you know their minds are still working.
Hurt my side laughing at this one.
The FU at the end of your acronym kinda sums it up Sylvia.
F them.
Let’s push for total cancellation of all world debt. What are they gonna do? We outnumber them.
You cant just take loans to a new big car and cigars, and then go for a cancellation of the debt. Thats the point of the article I presume.
Give us a loan Johnny and we wont pay you back. What are you gonna do?
Unlike the debtees in question, I have limited funds.
No problem, Im happy for a $100 loan.
It will hurt your pocket the rest of your life. No matter how rich you get, you will remember the rest of your life, that I owe you $100 and never paid it back.
You thought I could be trusted, you thought you did me a favour, you were the nice guy. But I cheated you, I never paid the rent but used them in the bar.
I showed up to be a bad friend. Someone you forever will dislike.
Same with the usury bankers, and you know how drug dealers are dealing with addicts who dont pay their debt.
and how much debt?
Sell your debt to debt collection company and watch them legally harass you until your death, that’s what they gonna do.
Set up a limited company and transfer ownership of everything you have to it. House, car, clothes, TV, the lot. When you own nothing, what can they take?
Your life 🙁
Your name, they will change it to, Manule Labor.
no, thet are very easily ignored.. and show me my consent to outsourcing my debt….
Medical, student loan, and car debt is very hard to ignore, easy to outsource, they do w/o your knowledge, consent, or agreement.
We are talking seriously sick system here from what I’ve heard.
A financial emancipation would be what is due to the citizens, but a slave to money is what is on the gvt plate.
gvt inflates its way out of debt b/c debt doesn’t matter to them, its just a mechanism to control the population in the name of “you can’t manage money”, so we’ll find someone who can manage your crumbs for you, Thanks lawmakers, not!
From Robert Frost: “Some say the world will end in fire; some say in ice.”
Sadly, Mr. Frost died much too soon to discover that the world will drown in debt.
The debt will be forgiven in exchange for sovereignty. We will, “officially”, be slaves. Partly because of reparations.
That’s what they tell us; but they can never forgive our debts. Because our debts are all that’s keeping them afloat. Why? Because our debts are the ONLY debts in the world that are ever repaid.
denied, if you willfully racked up credit scores, cards and mickey-mousity economics, to live far beyond your means- YOU PAY THE BILL. a rat that refused to get on the ship will be tolerated. Those fleeing the sinking ship shouting “its their fault, not mine, i’m a victim”… can fucking drown. So I’ve to pay for your willful folly now? I think not. The reality was always plain to see. All the cunts up to their gunnels in UN-NECESSARY DEBT, just trying to keep up with the jonesloans, deserve their eternal fate. Now all of us, who never joined in, are culpable… and you want your stupidity to be burdened by me… over shekels.? I don’t have meaningful debt to speak of, but the world is gonna be CBDC re-ordered because of fuckers that wanted more than they could afford and keep getting jabbed?? fek off. (don’t throw a flaky… Read more »
Au contraire. We, the peons, absolutely NEED to start assuming all manner of debt, as fast as we can. Because, since we alone of all entities in the money scam actually repay our debts, we’ve got the maniacs who imagine they run the world by the proverbial “short hairs.”
Without us and our absurd sense of responsibility, the world descends into ruin in 10 nano seconds.
You should not think that you can stay out of heavy debts when everybody else are full of debt.
Either you are with us in masks, jabs and debts, or you are with the terrorist in Guantanamo quarantine camps. Your choice! (sarc).
With the magic of compound interest, you don’t have to rack up massive debts. They will rack up for you.