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Neuralink Does Not Read Minds and Never Will

VN Alexander

The headlines scream:

“AI Mind-Reading Has Arrived!”

“Neuralink Allows Man to Control Computer with his Thoughts!

“Chinese Soldiers’ AI Implants Enhance Abilities and Reaction Times.”

Every neural implant, whether made by Elon Musk’s company or other research institutions, is capable of picking up electrical pulses for motor control.  These devices do not decode thoughts.

Thoughts about objects, memories, beliefs, and intentions are complex reverberating relationships between multiple simultaneous processes in multiple regions of the brain. Thought is not a “code” — a linear sequence of blips— located in a specific area of the brain.

In January of this year, the folks at Neuralink implanted a Fitbit-like device into the brain of the first human experimental subject. The device has 64 threads that reach deep into the motor cortex tissue, with some 3,000 electrodes that pick up electrical discharges that occur when a person tries to move his body. The decision to move, the will to move, and the motivation for moving are more complex processes that occur before the firing of motor neurons.

The researchers who hype “mind reading” devices may be so narrowly trained in their mechanistic fields that they don’t realize the device is not reading minds and never will — or maybe they do understand this, but they want to be able to control people’s motor impulses with electrical current.

Like Galvani’s dead frogs.

In this essay, I describe three different neural implants that are being trialed on paralyzed people, even though safer communication devices are available that might function as well, if not better. The patients themselves seem to understand that the implanted devices are limited, but they hope that their sacrifice will one day enable great advances in technology for the benefit of others.

After I describe how the implants are working for the these subjects, I will try to explore why our culture is so stuck on the idea that a machine could ever detect what we’re thinking. It may be, as Iain McGilchrist has noted in his 2009 book, The Master and His Emissary: The Divided Brain and the Making of the Western World, that the left-hemispheres of our brains, which think people are machines, have taken over.

Patient 1: Ann

In 2023, Ann had a brain-computer-interface (BCI) device implanted at the University of California San Francisco Weill Institute for Neurosciences. Ann’s arms and legs are paralyzed, and she is unable to speak. But she can make facial expressions. When she moves her mouth as if she were speaking, the implant can pick up pulses in her motor cortex going to her facial muscles.

The pulse patterns picked up by the neural implant are fed into a computer, a so-called “neural” network, that categorizes and identifies the pulses associated with specific facial movements for different phonemes. To train the AI, Ann had to repeat different sounds over and over again for weeks until the computer recognized the brain activity patterns associated with all the basic sounds of speech. The researchers claim the computer only had to learn 39 phonemes (vowel and consonant combinations) to be able to identify any word in English. She now has a 1,024-word vocabulary that she can use with this device.

An AI avatar onscreen that resembles Ann, speaking through a voice synthesizer, says the words that Ann mouths.

I wonder why Ann is not using the sophisticated AI software that has been developed for lip reading, since she can mouth words.  With the lip-reading program, and a camera pointed at her face instead of an implant in her brain, she could probably easily exceed a 1,024 word vocabulary.

Patient 2: Bravo1

The second patient in his 40s is known as Bravo1. He cannot move his facial muscles like Ann can. AI-assisted lip reading isn’t an option. In 2021, researchers at UC San Franscisco implanted a device that detects pulses sent to his vocal cords. The system is able to detect up to 18 words per minute with 75-93%t accuracy, when implementing an “auto-correct” function. Because the various patterns of vocal cord activation are difficult to distinguish — even for AI pattern recognition software — the system, together with predictive text, gets him about 50 words to work with.

It must be stressed that the AI used by Ann and Bravo1’s systems cannot relate any electrical patterns to speech patterns, without extensive training and cooperation from the patient.

These implants will never be out-of-the-box devices that can decrypt the pulses sent to vocals cords or facial muscles to determine which words are intended. The person whose brain activity is being measured has to train the AI.

For example, Bravo1 had to try to say the word “water” over and over, while the AI recorded that pattern and then made a generalized model of the pattern, which is slightly different every time. He had to do this with every one of the 50 words the program can now identify.

I note that this man can blink.  It seems to me he could learn to do Morse Code. Again a camera could be pointed at his face — and with AI helping to predict the next letter and next word — he would be able to communicate in Morse Code much more efficiently and much more safely — without undergoing brain surgery and without having to tolerate a device that as some point may cause dangerous inflammation.

Patient 3: Nolan

Neuralink’s first human test subject is 29-year-old Nolan, who received an implant that, unlike those implanted in Ann and Bravo1, cannot be fully removed.  The threads of the motor signal detectors are so fine that they work their ways into the brain tissue.

Unlike Ann and Bravo1, Nolan can talk. He can also move his head and shoulders.  He had the option of using a voice-activated computer. He also could have gotten a device that allowed him to move his head like a joy stick to control a cursor.

Stephen Hawking typed on a keyboard by twitching his cheek muscles; he had no implant.

As with the other patients, Nolan’s implant detects neural pulses that control movement.  Nolan has to try to move his hand, as he would to control a computer mouse, and those pulses are picked up by the implant and wirelessly sent to a computer that categorizes them, and, after training, moves the mouse accordingly.

The Neuralink engineer in the video, whose name is Bliss, jokes that Nolan has telekinetic powers.  Most of comments below the video repeat such claims.

I don’t know if Nolan is able to move the mouse without consciously trying.  Like walking, moving a mouse is one of those skills that you want to be able to do unconsciously.

In the next phase of the research, the Neuralink team wants to implant a second device to stimulate the muscles, the two devices acting as a bridge over the damaged area of Nolan’s spinal cord.  Such technology, coupled with an exoskeleton perhaps, might really improve Nolan’s quality of life. I hope he walks someday as a result of this experiment. I don’t hope that his thoughts will ever be read by any computer.

When Bliss asked Nolan what he has been able to do with his new powers, he replied that he has been able to to play video games until 6 in the morning.

I think Nolan could use one of Telsa’s voice-activated robots as a personal assistant.  Maybe Musk can be persuaded to throw that into the deal for Nolan.

Is this just the beginning for AI mind-reading technology?  Or do we already see that’s not where this is going because none of these implants pick up thoughts per se? They pick up motor impulses.

Brain Surgery Could Help You Click and Swipe Faster

Elon Musks says that, in the near future, able-bodied people are going to want a Neuralink implant, so that they can interact directly with a computer, the whole Internet, and even AI.

Hold on a minute.  What is he actually saying?  Are Neurolinked people going to merge with AI and comprehend all the data on Google’s servers with their mind’s eye, as implied by this illustration here?

Actually, Musk speculates that Neuralinked people will be able to click and swipe faster.

It’s not as if AI is going to be injected into the neuronal DNA. Nueralinked people are still going to be using external computers and screens.

If you get a Neuralink, you would just be replacing your hand — an interface tool that has been perfected by billions of years of evolution — with a bluetooth connection to a Fitbit-like device that may or may not work all that well.

Who would want that? Professional video game players?

The Left Brain as Symbol Manipulator vs. the Right Brain as Thinker

In his work on how the left and right brain hemispheres function and interact, Iain McGilchrist does not try to describe the vastly complicated chemistry underlying brain wave activity. Indeed, researchers like McGilchrist depend mainly on observing the behavior of brain-damaged people to understand how the brain works.  If there is damage to one of the hemispheres, predictable neurological deficits will result.

But overall what becomes clear reading McGilchrist is the extent to which thinking and doing, believing and remembering are vastly complex processes distributed throughout the brain’s various regions, which depend upon each other to create meaning.

I lead a monthly webinar called “We Are Not Machines,” critiquing those who think Artificial Intelligence is actually intelligent, and I try to show how biological processes are much more complex than computer processses. I might tell my students to listen to McGilchrist and just be done with webinar. He makes it clear that it is delusional to think that thoughts can be decoded by putting a few thousand probes in someone’s brain.

According to McGilchrist, the left hemisphere is mechanistic.  It is involved in tool use, and it treats objects in the world as inanimate and decontextualized.  It is involved in producing speech like one would manipulate a tool, using predefined procedures with predictable results.

The right hemisphere provides contextualization for words, that is, the meaning for the words.

Different Kinds of Signs: Symbols, Icons and Indexes

Per my field, which is Biosemiotics, I’d say that the right hemisphere seems to be more involved with what we call grounded signs, icons and indexes. Thinking and acting intelligently is something all living beings, including microbes and individual cells, can do. And they seem to be able to do this using grounded signs.

The icon, as a sign, associates something with some other thing by virtue of a physical similarity.  For example, if I want to represent a cat I might imitate one, saying, “meow, meow,” and you would get my meaning because my meow sounds similar to the sound a cat makes. Within a body’s cells, an icon sign can be a molecule that fits into a receptor because of its similar shape.  Physical similarity makes for an association. This is how things can become signs of other things (or outcomes), due to contextualized relationships.

An index associates something to some other thing (or outcome) by virtue of a physical vector. An infant can communicate her desires by pointing with her index finger. You see that the infant is directed toward the object. For a biological example, we can consider how slime mold starts pulsing rapidly in a specific direction, which causes it to move toward a detected food gradient.

These kinds of signs get their meaning from the context and don’t have to be learned.

In contrast, another kind of sign, called a symbol or a code, has to be learned because it’s not grounded in physical relationships. For example, the word “cat” arbitrarily refers to the animal that says meow.

Thus adding to McGilchrist’s argument, I would say that the so-called “language” of the left hemisphere does not use icons or indexes, whose meanings are grounded in context. The left hemisphere seems to use symbol manipulation exclusively.

As noted, a symbol, as a type of sign, represents some thing by convention, that is, a mark, sound, or pattern is arbitrarily associated with some other thing.  For example, in Morse Code dashes and dots arbitrarily signify sounds or numbers.

Computer designers do not have any concept of icons or indexes or any kind of grounded signs. That’s why computers have to be programmed, directly by a programmer or indirectly by trial and error training.

Computers do not use icon and index signs.  Like left hemispheres, computers are strictly involved in symbol manipulations.  1s and 0s are symbols forming patterns that represent other kinds of symbols, words, and numbers.

To the extent that AI can imitate human intelligence, it seems capable only of imitating the left hemisphere of the brain, the part that doesn’t really do much of the thinking.

The Left Hemisphere Can Hallucinate

Although no signs are contextualized in a computer, as with icons and indexes in living organisms, computers can detect statistical similarities in patterns of 1s and 0s.  That is how a computer seems to generalize based on similarities for, say, spell check.  Computers can also detect the frequencies of different patterns appearing together, and that’s how they are able to predict that the word “chicken” will more likely follow “barbecued” than “cat.”  But this kind of faux contextualization must be based on massive data that provides the guiding probabilities.  This system works like a rigged roulette wheel.

A Large Language Model (LLM) AI, such as Chat-GPT or Gemini or Bard, can assert that A and B are associated with each other, based on an incorrect identification of similarities or frequent pairings.  This must be the source of what is known as LLM’s tendency to “hallucinate.”

Brain damaged patients, whose left hemispheres dominate, are given to hallucinations as well.

Do We Want the Left Hemisphere to Be in Charge?

McGilchrist has noted that computer-generated responses mimic left-brain speech production.

He has also argued that, more and more, our society seems to be run by those whose left hemisphere are more dominant than those whose right hemisphere are more influential in their thinking processes.

The left brain is bureaucratic, mechanistic. It gets stuck in ruts and depends upon the right brain to help it change course.  People with injuries to the right hemisphere, depending solely on left, will stick to a path even if it is blatantly incorrect.

The positivistic left hemisphere acts as if it already has all the correct answers to solve any problems. Left hemisphere dominance leads people to put faith in institutional leaders to implement the one-size-fits-all programs that will work. McGilchrist says that when things don’t work as expected, the left hemisphere doesn’t consider the possibility that its solution might simply be wrong, instead it assumes it needs to do even more more of the same.  Double down.

Sound familiar?

VN Alexander PhD is a philosopher of science and novelist, who has just completed a new satirical novel, C0VlD-1984, The Musical.

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Binra
Binra
Apr 9, 2024 3:42 PM

Everything is a Lie!….? The shadow-side of those who claim to be awake runs in the acceptance of “You are being lied to!” as the truth of their awakened status. But instead of awakened curiosity as to ‘why or how would I – (or anyone) – want to buy into and believe destructive fallacy in place of true fulfilment of being?’ The position of supremacist operates to claim ‘truth’ as basis to demand proof. For everything is made a lie when no truth is recognised, accepted and shared in joy & gratitude for being. Mind control always starts at home, in our own life, as a basis for engaging a matrix of manipulations that I generally use the term ‘ego’ for – as it isn’t truly alive but only runs on the life we give it – as if to get thereby some gain of function – or indeed fiction.… Read more »

Binra
Binra
Apr 8, 2024 9:00 PM

The wish for externally applied ‘solutions’ runs a diversionary by-pass from truly addressing inner (relational) conflict. Not only as a seeker, but as a seller. The seller is then seeking for the opportunity to ‘sell’ to the extent of profiling targets for the leverage to the approaches that will set false solutions upon the inner narratives or archetypes of self-lack and self-conflict. And so progress to nurturing & cultivating conflict as a captive revenue stream of unwitting sacrifice in exchange for false solutions given identity investment. This leads to thescience as the ‘authority’ of accepted models, theories or cybernetic systems of such ‘facts’ as the arbiter of truth targeted to modelling risk, threat or danger, to propagate or hype via Media, to leverage emotion, attract funding (redistribute or divert funding) as the leverage to shape thescience for exploitative tech ‘applications’. All of which operates as ‘Insider knowledge’ for what became… Read more »

sandy
sandy
Apr 8, 2024 5:23 PM

AI = Artificial Imitation.

To think less than 100 years mechanistic technology can surpass billions of years of Universe’s trial and error biological evolutionary development is delusional. But that is the only hope for death stage of disaster capitalism. Hopium dopium.

Diogenes
Diogenes
Apr 8, 2024 4:36 PM

This article reads a little like transhumanist propaganda, using misdirection to lead people away from the real issue. The issue is not whether AI will “read our thoughts”!!!! It is that technochratic conmen are selling it as the answer to all logistical issues ( and pretending that our problems are logistical) and using it to create simulations that will fool a lot of people, so as to spread more lies and propaganda. AI models to be used to “predict” “global threats ” and as an excuse to enforce pre-emptive emergency measures. Technology is the problem and the showcased medical applications to “save lives” are the carrot on a stick to lead peope astray and allow this tech to be slipped into legislation and normalised, eventually replacing human administrators in decision making processes that affect a lot of people’s lives.. The idea that humans are corrupt while computers are impartial and… Read more »

rechenmacher
rechenmacher
Apr 9, 2024 11:09 AM
Reply to  Diogenes

Exactly! “Predictive Policing”. Should anyone ask why some guy was shot by the cops it will be because of a 87% probability of him committing a crime. No one else in the vicinity showed such a high percentage. And the system is by definition impartial and is being fed a tremedous amount of live data. So the assessment to shoot him will have been justified.

RegretLeft
RegretLeft
Apr 9, 2024 8:07 PM
Reply to  Diogenes

Well said! Also be aware of the possibility of a total con:

ttps://revolver.news/2024/04/amazon-magical-ai-grocery-store-technology-exposed-it-was-actually-1000-indians/

I may differ from your complete skepticism only by acknowledging that AI – last 15 months or so, does suggest very real advances in search engine technology and natural language computer interface. Nothing artificial about that – humans are good and getting better at computer engineering – for both good and evil ends.

RegretLeft
RegretLeft
Apr 9, 2024 8:09 PM
Reply to  RegretLeft

ooops – link needs an “h” at the extreme left to work .

CBL
CBL
Apr 9, 2024 8:50 PM
Reply to  Diogenes

Yes agree, but it can be used to influence/control our thoughts. It’s a sort of feedback loop used to collect data whilst also gradually feeding back nudges to change behaviours/thoughts and mapping/categorising humans within categories (form of taxonomy, but of the mind). Ultimately, it comes down to the moral framework of the ‘creator’ – it is implemented by humans, so the purpose of it comes from their intentions…which from my perspective is dubious at best.

Ron Marr
Ron Marr
Apr 8, 2024 3:02 PM

Well said. Thank you.

George Mc
George Mc
Apr 8, 2024 2:09 PM

Unherd:

“A new culture war is brewing over autism and ADHD”

The programme of increasing inducement of hypochondria continues. Only this time there will be a “competitive” factor as we anticipate lots of exciting fights over “who really has it”.

And note how autism has the same vagueness as covid I.e. there are many indications of what might or might not be it.

Rhys Jaggar
Rhys Jaggar
Apr 8, 2024 4:16 PM
Reply to  George Mc

Autism is a spectrum. You’d be instantly aware that someone existing with ‘severe’ autism was not like the average human being.

However, geneticists learned long ago that autism is ‘multifactorial’ i.e. many genes in human chromosomes may contribute toward certain humans displaying traits on the autistic spectrum.

Asperger’s Syndrome is a form of ‘high functioning autism’, in that those with that condition can perform to a very high level in certain scenarios, but their brain wiring is different to many in terms of how they perceive emotions, how they read non-verbal cues, how they handle uncertainty etc etc.

Autism per se is actually pretty well defined, but like dyslexia, it may be that certain parents will want to give their children advantages at school by getting them diagnosed as ‘on the autism spectrum’……

Veri Tas
Veri Tas
Apr 8, 2024 9:54 PM
Reply to  Rhys Jaggar

Though specific polymorphisms may be involved, autism also correlates with aluminium, other vaccine ingredients and their cumulative effects: Autism rates correlate with high vaccination rates, not with better screening. https://safeminds.org/vaccines-and-autism/correlation-between-increases-in-autism-prevalence-and-introduction-of-new-vaccines/ “The higher the proportion of children receiving recommended vaccinations, the higher was the prevalence of autism or speech or language impairment.” Gayle DeLong (2011) A Positive Association found between Autism Prevalence and Childhood Vaccination uptake across the U.S. Population, Journal of Toxicology and Environmental Health, Part A, 74:14, 903-916 Available: https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/full/10.1080/15287394.2011.573736?cookieSet=1 “Our results show that:  (i) children from countries with the highest ASD prevalence appear to have the highest exposure to Al from vaccines;  (ii) the increase in exposure to Al adjuvants significantly correlates with the increase in ASD prevalence in the United States observed over the last two decades (Pearson r=0.92, p<0.0001); and  (iii) a significant correlation exists between the amounts of Al administered to preschool children and the current prevalence of ASD in seven Western countries, particularly… Read more »

mgeo
mgeo
Apr 9, 2024 5:24 AM
Reply to  Veri Tas

Agree. Autism was only declared a “spectrum” to conceal the ravenous insanity of injecting known poisons, other inorganic substances, live pathogens, microbial contamination, other alien proteins, and now “mRNA” directly into the bloodstream. Infants are at greatest risk because (a) they get far more of these jabs, often a number of them at one go (b) their defences are largely undeveloped. The experience of each non-wealthy guardian burdened with such a helpless child is a tragedy.

Straight Talk
Straight Talk
Apr 8, 2024 1:26 PM

Florence Scovel Shinn wrote The Game of Life and How to Play It in 1925:

“The imagination has been called the scissors of the mind, and it is ever cutting day by day, the picture you see there, and sooner or later, you meet your own creations in your outer world. To train the imagination successfully, you must understand the workings of your mind.”

This Video Is Not About the Eclipse

Do something that makes you feel joy today. Do not allow the fearmongers to pull you down into the pit. Rise above them.”

Erik Nielsen
Erik Nielsen
Apr 8, 2024 6:47 PM
Reply to  Straight Talk

You cant run away from reality Straight Talk. The dark side is here and refuse to go away.

Adults has to face the depressive profound cloudy darkness of our times and fight it. Men, real men must do it, be there and fight evilness. https://youtu.be/k9ynZnEBtvw

belle in hell
belle in hell
Apr 8, 2024 1:02 PM

Great article. I hadn’t gone into the hype about neuralink anyway but it was very insightful to see how it really isn’t “mind-reading”.

nima
nima
Apr 8, 2024 12:17 PM

There telling you what they’ve already been doing for over three decades long. in the 60s any sane person already knew the phones where tapped. 15+ year ago my personal private thoughts of buying things magically appeared in ebay recommendations. time and time again this would happen on other selling platforms. Your human body including aura is already a hackerable interface. Most of the western civilizations still sleep’s on copper spring beds.( transmitter ) Neuralink is Tucker Carlson alternate media, yet you sit there and your twitter feed and you tube sends you videos its algorithm has chosen you so they say. I was recently sent an 20% coupon discount of an hotel I once stayed at pre internet period and 2 days before.. I was looking at same old hotel from a box of very old photos in the attic.. sign me off to the psyche ward please. I… Read more »

George Mc
George Mc
Apr 8, 2024 10:07 AM

And on the topic of deliberately whipped up paranoia about technology “out-running” us:

Graud:

“Time is running out’: can a future of undetectable deepfakes be avoided?

Tell-tale signs of generative AI images are disappearing as the technology improves, and experts are scrambling for new methods to counter disinformation”

The meme: The visual tomfoolery is getting so sophisticated that no-one can tell what’s real anymore.

The effect: Everyone rejects everything except what the self-appointed experts tell you.

Joy Hurtz
Joy Hurtz
Apr 8, 2024 8:49 AM

Good article. Also, where are memories stored??
🤣
Another throw away from the “scientific” marketeers

paul cardin
paul cardin
Apr 8, 2024 8:45 AM

No need for any tech. My wife can read my mind. That got sorted long ago.

nima
nima
Apr 8, 2024 11:52 AM
Reply to  paul cardin

Women intuition…

paul cardin
paul cardin
Apr 8, 2024 8:43 AM

Musk’s left and right brain are highly dangerous, whereas most of us are just one-sided.

Edwige
Edwige
Apr 8, 2024 8:24 AM

“their sacrifice”.

They love a good sacrifice and long for the day when they can be completely open that that’s what they’re doing. Where are all the animal rights’ activists protesting about Elon killing all those monkeys? Are Greta and Emma Thompson picketing Heuralink? They seem about as concerned as they are about the fate of those red heffers. BTW the word ‘webinar’ is suspiciously close to rainbow reversed (i.e. inverted).

Also on elite esotericism, today’s the US eclipse and NASA are launching three rockets – named after the Egyptian god of darkness and chaos. Nothing slightly weird about that…. they’re just doing science…

ariel
ariel
Apr 8, 2024 6:19 PM
Reply to  Edwige

The ‘Apocaclipse’ approaches, no doubt?

NickM
NickM
Apr 8, 2024 6:31 AM

“… this man can blink. It seems to me he could learn to do Morse Code. Again a camera could be pointed at his face — and with AI helping to predict the next letter and next word — he would be able to communicate in Morse Code much more efficiently and much more safely — without undergoing brain surgery and without having to tolerate a device that as some point may cause dangerous inflammation.” Revives fond memories of beeping Morse in the Signals unit of cadets at school in the War days (Parktown High Battalion). “We are Not Machines” is a good name for a group. Like the author says, “understanding is distributed over the brain” — and human understanding is distributed over the group. Comparing the two mugshots, the eyes of the one on my Left hand say “I am cleverer than you”, and the lips have a slight… Read more »

antonym
antonym
Apr 8, 2024 6:14 AM

Read here how Time magazine while confessing that memes influence physical health (“nocebo”) for a good part, they try to twist it into an contra anti-Covid vax thing.
Sheeple will gobble this up without noticing that the Covid scare, the lockdown wave and the experimental forced vax episode all were negative memes on the health of the vulnerable.

antonym
antonym
Apr 8, 2024 3:19 AM

It doesn’t matter if neuralink or whatever machine can read our present mind as it is an open market place crisscrossed by all and any thoughts without knowledge. Its only real function is to organize our experiences in the best possible way possible with few puzzle pieces in hand.
This is also true for the very few people who can read others fickle minds: I won’t get them far plus it is a breach of privacy.

We are dominated by our ego bubble, which resides in all parts of the body including brain. As long as we in it we cannot even imagine the universe outside our fish bowl. To fathom someone ego size few need a neuralink or an OBE experience on the astral dimension. Power, sex and money hunger are pretty obvious usually.

les online
les online
Apr 8, 2024 1:30 AM

There’s no need for thought-reading machines,
surely the mass compliance to the ‘covid’ dictates
made that evident ?
They already know how to pull our strings !

(neuralink – just a billionaire kids’ play thing…)

mgeo
mgeo
Apr 8, 2024 7:58 AM
Reply to  les online

It was bribery and intimidation, especially of medical authorities, legislators, police, prosecutors, news sources and – it seems – every lawyer and activist.

tonyopmoc
tonyopmoc
Apr 8, 2024 12:49 AM

Neuralink has absolutely nothing to do with AI, technology nor computers
Its about Love, Family and Friends…call it a bit of telepathy if you like…a bit like waves flowing, that can’t be measured ..maybe a bit of the most ridiculous coinidence that you can’t rationalise..wtf are you doing here mate?
and generally kind of knowing that your nearest and dearest are ok, cos you are on the same kind of wavelength, until they are not

tonyopmoc
tonyopmoc
Apr 8, 2024 12:33 AM

Someone/ some thing / God /Devil ? is really taking the piss. Yet another death today. It’s my Son’s Girlfriend’s Mum. She is Dead. We heard the news this morning. My son is being as strong as he can to support his Girlfriend’s natural reaction to her Mum’s death…but he can’t be with her, because it seems everyone who is paid to work from home, for the UK Governments Passport Agency, have gone off on holiday – and they haven’t renewed his passport yet. So we have a house full again including her kitten, the sister of our kitten. It’s O.K., apart from yet another death, we all get on…and its Spring and none of our Family have been jabbed with the Clot Shot….but the kids don’t go back to school for another week. I admit they have always been very polite…Come outside in the Garden and Play with us… Read more »

tonyopmoc
tonyopmoc
Apr 8, 2024 12:26 AM

Whilst it maybe OK, promoting on your front page the words and views of your (and mine) best contributors…they write from their heart, and often provide their own photography, sometimes of themselves… But how about you guys doing the same? The only person I know who runs Off Guardian who has been interviewed numerous times, and comes over as a total Gentleman is Kit Knightly… What about the rest of you… Come on..If you want to call yourselves journalists – writing from home is it??? Let’s see you handle an interview about a controversial subject. Go on interview Craig Murray or Pepe Escobar or anyone interesting having something to say..and do it live..no edits.. the words and the passion just come out If you can’t do that, you maybe a writer, but you are not a journalist So what exactly are you trying to achieve doing the job you do,… Read more »

Johnny
Johnny
Apr 7, 2024 11:54 PM

What Musk and his ilk want, their sycophants ‘deliver’.

In reality, like interstellar travel, the wet dreams of boys with their toys will remain a fantasy.

Human conscious/awareness is impenetrable. They may tinker but they cannot create Life.

Erik Nielsen
Erik Nielsen
Apr 7, 2024 11:11 PM

Thats exactly why I always have voted right conservative hemisphere. To not get stuck in this leftist hemisphere spaghetti.

NixonScraypes
NixonScraypes
Apr 7, 2024 10:41 PM

If you think brain interface technology is good : you haven’t got anything to interface with.

May Hem
May Hem
Apr 7, 2024 10:36 PM

The problem with being obsessed with control is that efforts to over-control lead to a lack of control. Too much yang turns to Yin.

Nature always finds a balance and our left and right brains are connected – unless you happen to be a control-freak who feels so weak that he aims for control of others. I feel a bit sorry for these poor little nerds.

Captain Birdheart
Captain Birdheart
Apr 7, 2024 11:48 PM
Reply to  May Hem

The problem is you get boredoms

Elongated Muskrat
Elongated Muskrat
Apr 9, 2024 1:54 PM

Great band! The Japanese are always way out there…

Jeffrey Strahl
Jeffrey Strahl
Apr 7, 2024 10:11 PM

The powers-that-shouldn’t-be relish our agreement. But they demand our compliance. They don’t really care what you think as you as you do what you’re told.

niko
niko
Apr 7, 2024 9:15 PM

Who needs to read minds when controlling them? Like Delgado playing matador by manipulating movement of the bull with implanted electrodes, the real beneficiaries of such technology don’t care what their subjects are thinking. You may think they do, if for instance you’re useful as a poster child for benevolent dictatorship, imposing more means of population control under cover of propagandized benefits to us proles. But such soft sell humanitarianism is chump change for what’s to be gained by those controlling the means of production and direction of society, the “masters of mankind” with one “vile maxim” (Adam Smith) to own it all and leave us nothing. We’re mere means to their ends. And we don’t count for shit past the bait-and-switch bullshit by which we buy into their ruling class rackets, the manufactured consent necessary for them to lead the masses of us into total mind control. Supply creates demand under monopoly capital, and… Read more »

Victor G.
Victor G.
Apr 7, 2024 8:59 PM

Excellent!
Meanwhile, women and children are being slaughtered by 21st century iNazis (you know who) with highly developed, yet “conventional” weapons. Apparently HR (hyper-robotics, not human resources). is playing a significant role.
The article describes an obscene distraction at its very best.

Martin Usher
Martin Usher
Apr 7, 2024 7:40 PM

If you open up the cabinets of an old-fashioned mainframe computer you’ll find behind the racks of logic cards an an absolute maze of interconnects between these cards**. In the absence of an understanding of exactly what the cards do and a diagram of their interconnections you’d have to probe the logic to try to figure out what it all did. If one of the cabinets was missing or just plain malfunctioning then you might be able to probe it and figure out the interface and so connect more modern equipment to it in order to use it. (Yes, I’ve done this…..it was my dissertation project back in the 70s……) (**You could do the same thing with a modern microcircuit except the physical probes would be microscopically small and, anyway, there’s usually a special interface built into the logic to allow you to tap into key parts of the circuit… Read more »

Jesper
Jesper
Apr 7, 2024 7:20 PM

Is that my left or your left?! Anyway, I think this technology can be tremendously helpful for people with a tight anus to help them defecate at will.

Captain Birdheart
Captain Birdheart
Apr 7, 2024 8:22 PM
Reply to  Jesper

Certainly,
Here is a music vid the kids say ai, music here meh

StStephen
StStephen
Apr 7, 2024 7:11 PM

On the one hemisphere, I still don’t believe that Neuralink is anything other than a complete hoax. On the other hemisphere, I don’t go for pat, “left-brain/right-brain” generalizations as valid explanations of human behaviour (which, in a nod to OG, unwanted or not, I’m tempted to label fake binary):

The positivistic left hemisphere acts as if it already has all the correct answers to solve any problems. Left hemisphere dominance leads people to put faith in institutional leaders to implement the one-size-fits-all programs that will work… when things don’t work as expected, the left hemisphere doesn’t consider the possibility that its solution might simply be wrong, instead it assumes it needs to do even more more of the same. Double down.

Sound familiar?

Well, yes, it certainly does. Mechanistic thinking.

Edwige
Edwige
Apr 8, 2024 8:15 AM
Reply to  StStephen

What exactly is the evidence for left and right brains performing this or that?

According to Crichton, it comes from one small survey of people with brain damage but when tried on the healthy it didn’t repeat (gotta love that scientific method!). Maybe there’s further evidence since he wrote about it? Like him, I’m no specialist in this field but it looked a dubious claim.

mgeo
mgeo
Apr 9, 2024 5:51 AM
Reply to  Edwige

Many management and personal trainers, and psychiatrists, depend on this verbiage of brain hemispheres for a living.

Binra
Binra
Apr 9, 2024 1:12 PM
Reply to  Edwige

We can observe the patterns in our own consciousness – without requiring the neurological model as an authority of explanatory support’. In UrText of A Course in Miracles, ‘possession fallacies’ (identity conflicts) underlie perceptual distortions (& behaviours). Possession limited to bodies. (Body as a getting mechanism or weapon-and separating device). Possession of and by things. Possession by ‘spirits’ (projected denials). (The belief runs equally as fear of dispossession). Uncovering or dispelling fallacies releases to awareness of the always already (but obscured) truth. Attempts to systemically schematise life to maps or models of predefined predictability must extend a predicate decision, guess or assumption. The usefulness of a tool to break out of a vicious spiral, is not a basis for raising above question- ie making all else subordinate to its worth-ship. Our ability to mask a sense of self-lack, self-conflict and selfishly blind or loveless & destructive or depleting motivation, to… Read more »

Rob
Rob
Apr 7, 2024 6:29 PM

“Besides the huge medical issues of implants and the left brain points made, there’s another huge issue with trying to read thoughts or implant thoughts.
We all code information differently based on our past experience which structures our brain.
We all have a different “language” or format of the way we store and process information in our brains.
Thus, there’s no easy way to read or write memories and thoughts.
The furthest they got is crude. Zapping certain areas to induce or inhibit certain areas can change the way information is processed. It’s sort of like how trauma can wire the brain.
However, this is like banging your computer randomly in order to get it to open up your browser etc…. It’s brute force garbage.”

Binra
Binra
Apr 9, 2024 1:33 PM
Reply to  Rob

I think this is a key point – we are all unique expression not just of the Creator/Creative – but of the catastrophic breakdown of connected being – ie Separation trauma – by which we acquire, learn and adapt a masking ‘identity’ within a collective social focus of conflict displacement and evasion. In this way we auto-map our inner conflicts to others as self-protective strategies by association – much of which runs ‘below conscious notice’. This runs a ‘getting mode’ that can seem loving when each gets what they bargained for – yet turns to hate in an instant if the terms are broken. The nature (nurture) or tech-man is a replicant – or a replicator of what is already life, into systems of definitions serving predictive control as gain of function. Thus the model for control needs only map to manipulatable perceptions & behaviours. It doesn’t need to ground… Read more »