The 12 Memes of Christmas
Editor
It’s Twelfth Night, which means Christmas is officially over. It’s time to take the decorations down or else face bad luck for the next 360 days.
But to help stave off those end-of-holiday blues, we bring you gift of laughter to brighten the day. Without further ado, the 12 Memes of Christmas (sing along if you know the words).
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my memelords gave to me…
12 Sceptics Thriving
Does anyone know a single person regretting this decision?
11 Agents Faking
To quote another meme, why not both?
10 Docs a-boosting
Prepare for more when the “Bird Flu” hits.
9 Strangers Screaming
So..it’s not just us then. That’s a relief honestly.
8 MAIDS In-Waiting
This is my favourite pun in the list and it’s not close.
7 Cults A-Coping
Don’t worry, I’m sure he’ll keep his promises this time. #TrustThePlan
6 Cats a-clawing
Have cat. Can confirm.
5 Covid YEEEAARRSS
Serious cognitive dissonance for me. My mind says it’s been 2 years at most, but my greying temples say it must have been at least 10.
4 Coughing Birds
…actually I think this is my favourite pun.
3 Brief Haunts
Makes sense to me.
2 New States
No, the Panama Canal will not be a state.
…and a single world government
It’s the only problem there is.
BONUS MEMES!
I like this meme too much to exclude it, but couldn’t fit it in the song:
#TrustThePharisees
And there’s always room to praise the ever-brilliant Bob Moran:
That’s it guys. Christmas is over. We’re on to 2025.
But whether you’re approaching the New Year like this…
…or like this…
Let’s hope it’s a good one.
Happy New Year everyone.
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Jamal Leroy Brown has been largely rehabilitated by his Jewish therapist Aya Katz and now only commits one robbery a week. As part of the program, he has been assigned a monkey who considers him his own kind. Dr. Katz has the very best personal experience with this. Bonding with the monkey causes a substantial reduction in JL’s adrenaline and testosterone levels, while at the same time releasing the cuddle hormone oxytocin. The smacking monkey “Lil’ King” spends hours picking the parasites out of the former gang member’s matted fur (see channel)
Patient https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9-UxaRHXKM
Dr. Katz https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INAH_Rq0gdw
Not a meme but something a bit lighthearted:
.
Go look in the billionaires circle of friends.
If people with too much money want to pay that much for a painting, that’s their choice.
Who knows, maybe Bob is just teasing his old employers.
He is in the the business of being a provocateur.
Right-wing “populists” being hoodwinked into believing their interests align with a country’s most obscenely rich oligarchs, only for those oligarchs to then pursue their own self-interest when they attain power, is not exactly a new story in the history of political coalition.
what is the rationale about the dangers of RAINWATER? it makes no sense
If the white man made street food the same way Indians do.
https://x.com/i/status/1872230845114929438
Simply delicious. What a culinary enrichment
for the underdeveloped racist West! Hopefully
the contents of the bottle are at least not cow
urine or “holy corpse water” from the Ganges.
Can this love at first sight lie? JD and his adorable
gorgeous little gem Poopmanji Krishnafarti say no!
https://x.com/DecentraliseP/status/1874336107326038462
The Curious Invasion: A Complete Epic
In a land once great and mighty,
Arrived some folks, oh so flighty.
“Tech bros!” they claimed with glee,
But their habits? Oh my, you’ll see!
They came with laptops and with code,
But their manners? Quite à la mode!
For when nature called, oh dear,
They’d squat and drop without a care.
Streets and parks, their porcelain thrones,
Leaving “presents” midst the stones.
The locals gasped, “What’s this we see?”
As techies relieved themselves with glee.
“We’re disrupting!” they would shout,
As they let it all hang out.
Innovation was their game,
Public pooping brought them fame.
Yet these “bros” with shameless pride,
Claimed superiority far and wide.
“We’re the best this land has seen!”
They boasted, pants around their knees.
“Our ways are new, your ways are old,
Our ‘deposits’ are worth their weight in gold!”
The natives scratched their heads in wonder,
As their nation was torn asunder.
This once-great nation, now perplexed,
Wondered what would happen next.
For in this digital revolution,
Came an unexpected “solution”!
So remember, when coders come to town,
Watch your step, and look around.
For these tech bros, without a doubt,
Might just be caught with pants down!
So beware of those who loudly preach,
Of being better, as they befoul each beach.
For in this tale of tech and trouble,
The greatest boasts may just be bubble!
Sorry, but smoking marijuana makes everyone who does it into an irritable, crabby, absent-minded, lazy bitch. And church may not affect everyone who attends it, but it induces many who do to behave more morally than they otherwise would have.
Photo taken on moon in 1972
https://i.postimg.cc/PxnrSYtj/AS17-134-20469-HR.webp
Elon Musk “we are going back to the moon” now where did I put that sticky tape?
Bon Voyage, Elon! and don’t come back
“RuPaul’s Drag Race UK winner The Vivienne dies aged 32
Tributes flood in for ‘warm-hearted and amazing’ drag artist James Lee Williams” – Graud
I’ve read three articles on this. Each has a million gushing tributes to the amazing loveliness of James or Vivienne or whatever. Some “dissident” voices are arguing over whether the “real” person or the image is more important.
But… cause of death in someone so young? Not only is this not given but the very topic is never mentioned.
Hello magazine reveals all:
“The Vivienne’s cause of death revealed after Drag Race star dies aged 32”
Or maybe not …..
“Specific details about what led to The Vivienne’s sudden passing have yet to be revealed.”
But there were “no suspicious circumstances”.
And you know this is true because they say it three times.
RuPaus’s Drag Race or And Then There Were None. (Vivienne was not the first.)
Then, there is the X factor, the known unknown, while navigating his compass. By the way, I go along entirely with the incisive opinion of Mick Mulvaney, who served as Trump’s second chief of staff, when he told the Times, “What makes (Elon) Musk such a valuable adviser is that he has enough money — and enough other things to do — that he is uniquely situated to be the bearer of honest news. More than perhaps anybody else on the planet, he doesn’t need the job.”
The thing with Elon Musk saying “You are the media now” whilst you’re being silenced is… it is a dictatorship and you MAGA lot cannot even see it.
For the UK left and center: stay mum about the rape wave of a quarter million lower class young English girls by mostly Pakistani Muslim men over a decade.
Also missing:
Who will be the Chinese emperor during 2025 and will his army follow or oppose him?
New Chinese states:
Taiwan
Palawan
Aksai Chin
Aksai Chin makes Palestine look like a slice of paradise, but as yet the Chinese hierarchy have not bombed it to smithereens or brutalised the inhabitants.
A lesson for the Israeli hierarchy?
If you ignore what the CPC did to the Uyghurs in the Tarim basin. Aksai Chin is so high, dry and remote that even the Tibetans avoided it.
Missing: Islam the religion of peace.
of the non Muslim graveyard.
They both threw me away, though nicely..Come on Tony, you are Not Going to get a Job, in London, looking like That – I said you are not cutting my hair,,,So I bought a cheap suit from Asda and a new shirt and Tie….
She tried her best to tart me up — Look Professional for my next Interview for a job in London…Came close, but never got the job….No job..not great prospects…So I was on the dole for nearly a year – both Ex’s Bye Bye Tony…Goodbye
I thought fuckit, I will learn to write computer games myself, and maybe start my own computer games, but I hated working alone, by myself…
I confessed everything…She had split up with her boyfriend ..but this time it was Different
We both went Cherry Red…Love at First Sight….
She said Shuss (silent)and she just looked completely totally Beautiful, and sneaked into her Bedroom – My Mum and Dad and my little Brother are here…
She said, you have got a car, and I have got a job and we both blushed again.
Both Still in Love and Still Here in London…
She was just so incredibly Brave, when I got offered a job in London
She said, You are not moving to London without me…
Bought an Asda suit, at what, 30? Asda started selling clothes in 1990. Then went on the dole.. in your thirties?
“I will learn to write computer games myself, and maybe start my own computer games, but I hated working alone, by myself…”
Lol. You muppet.
2025 will be a Year To Remember, assuming we survive it.
Off topic.
Blood on the hands of Australia’s greatest sycophants and war criminals.
So what’s new?
https://www.globalresearch.ca/colonialism-australia-united-states-invading-iraq/5876356
Thanks, Excellent. I went on a rant myself, last night from 8pm to 5:00 am….Woke up at 10:00am, and thought “Oh Fuck” (though what I wrote wasn’t racist at all, except I slagged off Every European Politician – what a bunch of useless twats…Not representing the people who elected them, but all Bent, and Corrupted By The Americans…
I deleted it by 10:15 am, cos I didn’t want The Thought Police Banging on My Door…
But it seems I was not that successful, cos 4 people down the pub, told my wife,,,
I see your husband is NOT DEAD YET….which made me laugh
Sad news from Dissident Voice:
https://dissidentvoice.org/2025/01/angie-tibbs-rest-in-peace/
https://youtu.be/KwWPZ7u72Fw To her praise.
Thanks Erik.
Top band.
Correction!!
They are better than a ‘top band’ Erik.
They are fewkin awesome.
Thank God for musicians with energy and passion.
Do yourselves a favour folks and start the year with a BANG:
She can’t sing or dance very well and she’s not all that attractive. Perhaps nepotism? Casting couch? Inattention?
Your opinion Edwige.
She looks great, she CAN sing, she has a beautiful smile, she moves gracefully, and, most importantly, she’s having fun.
Are you sure you’ve got the right Angie Tibbs….this one’s a 78 year old Dissident Voice editor, not a 60’s style vocability?
Angie’s surname and the Tibbs band was/is just an unfortunate (and happy?) coincidence via a comment from Erik Neilson.
Apparently three wise men turned up at Bethlehem a few days ago and the IDF blew them to Kingdom Come (Under orders of course).
Jws are God’s chosen people, according to the book they wrote.
It’s more than a book.
It’s a treatise built on fear and control.
Like Love, Truth is beyond words.
I’m sorry boys and girls but I find this article trite
In times when tyrany both obvious and hidden is all around, when services have all been weaponised and are being removed and changed, when nobody is accountable anymore and yet the majority seem to be pleased at what they are paying for … we are at war
this is very trite
Never heard of ‘Death Bed Humour’ ?**
Then, “You’re Not In The Club”, and wont be invited to
My Funeral…
** aka – Gallows Humour
He might be there anyway Les. But you won’t know.
I went to the store to buy some groceries today, a “supermarket” type, and NOBODY was pleased with how much they were paying. I was looking at regular type eggs at 9.99 a dozen! That’s like 10 bucks, man. People were walking around shaking their heads and talking to themselves, putting things in their carts, then taking things out and explaining to their kids that they couldn’t have the Cheetos because the fucking eggs had gone thru the roof. I saw one lady with tears in her eyes. And it was just butter, man. But I don’t know, I think this is more platitudinous than trite. I looked it up on the internet. Plus, it’s got five syllables instead of one. Sounds better and not as harsh.
The yoke’s (sic) on us Al.
No doubt Johnny. And they’re laughing all the way to their banks.
Without eggs there’ll be no Sponge Cakes, or they’ll be So
Pricey only The Rich will be able to afford Sponge Cakes !!
“It’s A Conspiracy, that’s wot it is !!”
Did Some Body say “Let Them Eat Cake !!” ?
– Was She referring to Us or to Them ?
The Rise of the French Fry Cartel
Jan. 3/25, By Katya Schwenk
https://jacobin.com/2025/01/french-fry-price-fixing-antitrust
French Fries with Everything, except with eggs…
Without eggs it’ll be The End of The British Breakfast As We Know It !
Or Uncle Pan or Uncle Sam cakes.
Its the pliability of money. The prices seem a bit high for the US — I’d expect eggs to be ~$5 a dozen or so and butter to be $6-7 — but its in the ballpark. Anyway, whatever the true cost its a bit much because incomes haven’t kept pace with accelerating prices because, as we all know, steadily increasing incomes are inflationary whereas steadily increasing prices “just can’t be helped — its the law of supply and demand”. The reality is that we’re increasingly subject to what was called many years ago “rentier capitalism”, the idea that business only exists to make money and the less they have to do with actual stuff like producing things the better (hence ‘rentier’ — its all rent seeking or “You will own nothing and be happy”). The problem with this is its parasitic and you end up with more and more of your economy ‘servicing’ stuff rather than actually doing stuff so suddenly the cost to do anything — build a house, create a new road or even produce and ship a dozen eggs — costs a fortune because of all the middlemen out there with their hands out.
This isn’t a new problem, BTW. It was recognized before WW1 in the US as price fixing by cartels etc. It was also regarded as un-American. Unfortunately now we’ve got to the point where business doesn’t just drive government, it now owns it. Its going to be an interesting few years.
The good news is that a dozen is still a dozen. At least for now.
I also feel bad for the millions of chickens they’ve gassed, due to their bogus bird flu test, just to make it seem like there’s a megadeathvirusofdoom on the loose.
You make your own luck, in England they vaccinate the bird and in return the eggs dont have to be refridged and the birds dont get sick.
In the USA you forgo the chicken jab and instead make the bird fight the flu with a possible egg shortage, only in an attempt to jab the humans in a fight to control them.
The system really might not know what it is doing.
Then I heard what sounded like a voice among the four living creatures, saying, “Two pounds of wheat for a day’s wages, and six pounds of barley for a day’s wages, and do not damage the oil and the wine!”
Revelation 6:6
CRICKET eggs will be much more affordable, once our masters get them onto the supermarket shelves for us
Xmas being on the 24th night signifies the commemoration of the 24 millennia of the Great Year.
The calendar of this Great Year is The Zodiac, simplified as a cross, and its twelve ages are allegorically symbolised by the story of Jesus: https://www.solarmythology.com/bibleastrology.htm
The Nativity is an elaboration of The Woman Clothed with The Sun, a Biblical* representation of a recent celestial conjunction (23/9/2017). [* Revelation 12]
Epiphany (aka apocalypse), being on the 12th night, signifies the ending of each of Earth’s two cycles of 12 millennia. The nature of this ending is commemorated by the feast of Topsy Turvy (symbolising the world turning upside down).
So, xmas is fundamentally eschatological.
“Stowe’s Bible Astrology”. I have the book. It becomes clear that Jesus represents the Sun. Sun worship is central to all religions, past and present. No wonder the new world order is trying to the Sun, along with Christianity and Islam.
‘new world order’ simply means the next 12 millennia cycle – the new order of the ages (novus ordo seclorum), which begins after the great reset (cataclysm), I.e. Aquarius to Virgo.
One to watch out for:
https://bigthink.com/neuropsych/dont-waste-time-negating-false-claims-instead-try-the-bypassing-technique/
Meet the new boss, same as the old boss:
What is HMPV?Human metapneumovirus, or HMPV, is a respiratory virus that causes symptoms similar to the common cold and influenza.
Sheeesh !
This was always “the plan”!
https://www.israelnationalnews.com/en/news/385161
Feb 13, 2024
Watch: Former Sec. of State, Mike Pompeo dances with soldiers
Former US Secretary of State, Mike Pompeo, was recently received by the soldiers of the Armored Corps’ 73rd Battalion with singing and dancing.
https://www.israelnationalnews.com/news/396942
Sep 30, 2024,
Pompeo: US should encourage Israel to finish the job
Former US Secretary of State says it is a mistake for the United States to push for a ceasefire between Israel and Hamas.
I agree with Pompeo: let Israel finish the job…of destroying its military through attrition as Hamas grows stronger all the time from the thousands of new recruits the endless bombing of Gaza has created.
Two South American countries have each detained a holidaying
IDF soldier, to be charged with war crimes in Gaza…
The silly buggers posted online videos of themselves shooting
up Gaza with impunity…
(Also: a warning to all that what you post online might be later
used against you by Your Own Government)
Lock em up and throw away the key.
Justice delayed? If at all:
https://www.cnn.com/2025/01/05/world/israel-gaza-soldiers-arrest-war-crimes-intl/index.html
I now wax psychic and predict that two South American countries will very soon be plagued with a weather catastrophe, an earthquake or US marines bringing them “freedom and democracy.”