A Cold Spring in a Hot World
Sylvia Shawcross

Of course it is all orchestrated. Or it seems so. For example, why is this Spring here in this fair country the coldest since 1967? Why that year?
I’ll tell you why: it was the year that Baby Boomers were tortured into patriotism and now it is whirling and twirling and swirling us all back into remembering even as many of us are desperately trying to stay in the present mostly.
So we can figure out how to operate our cellphones if nothing else—in case we fall down and can’t get up or something.
The year 1967 was Canada’s Confederation year and it was saturated with activities and promises and love of country up the yin yang and down the St. Lawrence. They invented a Canadian logo for the occasion; a maple leaf made up of little triangles and it was plastered everywhere—on posters and in papers and magazines and etched on pencils and every other piece of merchandise they could think of.
We kids all doodled those triangles in our notebooks while listening to the history teacher telling us all about Upper and Lower Canada and the Acadians and the Plains of Abraham. We would even doodle it on ourselves during recess if we could find a ballpoint pen.
We would go to music class and have to sing that wretched song they created for the year. And in another class we learned how to sing it in French. It became the top of the charts that year. They made it so, not because it was a brilliant piece of work, but by playing it endlessly on the radio and television. There were parades and pageants and fireworks. Old farm houses were given little signs for being 100 years old or older and they were hung in pride beside the postal boxes at the end of the driveways. The fate of people 100 years old that year must have been a daunting one.—the hoopla publicity probably did them in for sure.
The organizers festooned and filled a train that travelled the country with a Canadian historical exhibit. My little town at the time only got the caboose but we all bundled and trundled into it with great expectation and ultimately perhaps boredom. We were only children after all and history was just memorization for most of us at this point so we could at least get a “c” for trying. We would never forget that Canada became a country in 1867 at least. Around the campfires we sang “This land is your land, this land is my land; from Bonavista to Vancouver Island….” Oh my the heady days.
And if we were lucky… extremely lucky, we would be taken to Montreal for Expo ’67. It was a Category One World’s Fair labelled “Man and his world”. The best of the best the world could offer. The marvels there were beyond imagination. All those pavilions from countries like the Soviet Union which was apparently the most popular. (Back in the day when we loved the Soviet Union for helping win the war.)
For some reason I can mostly remember the jumbled cement blocks with windows that foretold our futures supposedly. Habitat ’67 I think it was called—an “architectural wonder.” There were other things but I can’t recollect them just now. So many other things.
And so our generation, the Boomers were thrown from the dust, death and sadness of World War II into a world that was passionately only getting better and better. And yet with all that celebration, that Spring was a cold one.
And it is a cold one now.
I have not been, but the site of Expo ’67 is much reduced and possibly gradually being forgotten for what it once was. Of the 98 pavilions that were, only six remain with new purposes including casinos, race car tracks and a bus stop. Habitat ’67 is residential.
And Baby Boomers remember all of this and more because of a weather forecast. They remember this at a time when our country is threatened with separation of three provinces from the union. And the sadness in this cold spring weighs heavy on those who remember the rush of pride and passion.
Even our sadness will fade into obscurity. We may have been driven mad with patriotism at the time but we haven’t the energy now apparently. We make tea and doodle triangular maple leaves on the paper placemats. We are not the ones to build now. We couldn’t seem to even preserve as it so happens.
An ear worm to drive you mad for a few days. If you’re a Canadian babyboomer.
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I wonder who designed the logo? A hexagon or 6 sided figure with 6 triangles and a 6 pointed star surrounded by 5 more triangles making 11 in all 3 sided figures totalling 33 sides. Nothing to see here, move along.
You sound like you lament the passing of that government propagandizing. Don’t worry, it’s still going on. Only the objectives and targets are (a little) different today
Why is there no guest writers for Iceland or Jamaica or ?
This Canada addiction fixation thing is really odd and has a Cambridge Analytica feel to it.
with all the promotion this person SS Sylvia Shawcross has had though this site. according to her.
What the hell.
Why not an eclectic mix?
An Aussie Muslim.
A Chinese Jew.
Or even a billionaire with a heart.
PS. I love Sylvia’s pieces.
Grand Solar Minimum, ex climate activist.
Being in Canada in 1967 was probably one of the better places to be at that time. The US was spiraling into Serious Vietnam and the UK might have been “Swinging Britain” but it was also “The Unsinkable Aircraft Carrier” where the population lived with the omnipresent promise of extinction in a flash (literally) with a mere four minutes’ warning. If we were lucky.
I was born in post-war Britain, back when food and fuel were in short supply. Food was rationed until the 1950s but we were able to get luxuries like tinned ham through relatives in Canada who mailed us food parcels. We lived and played every day with war damage. People in North America appeared like Gods, having everything and wanting nothing.
Anyway, those Confederation celebrations might have been naff but I’ve met — and lived — the alternatives so I’d just count your blessings. To contemporary me, now an American, you lot up there have it made. Its like you’re living in an America that somehow forgot to incorporate all the truly awful bits of the authentic United States (and we’ve got plenty…). Its just too bad about the weather…
The most popular was the Czechoslovak pavillon. I was there… the queues winding back and around were looong… Amazing stuff.
I only remember the futuristic telephone centre (Bell?). Remember answer the phone and see the caller on a screen.
I read all the books but still cant get the squash to grow.
That symbol does not look like a maple leaf at all, is it only me seeing this?
Yup.
Well spotted !
Rorschach Test ?
Hanging testicles ? Cow’s udders ?
Your Guess Is As Good As Mine ?
Star of David – without its dangling bits ?
Here in Britain we are being prepped – for a gigantic public taxpayer cash spend – given to the MIC – the prep comes in many forms – such as old war movies where Britain prevails over the bad guys, a plethora of documentaries and testimonials from those who fought in WWII or they knew someone who did fight are strewn over many tv channels.
We have England’s PM, stand in front of what looks like workers forced to stand behind PM Starmer, at BAE Systems, as Starmer wax’s lyrical on how Russia is about to attack Britain, and how we must spend more taxpayers cash on defence, when he really means we’ll give the MIC a huge chunk of public money – and tell you plebs that Russia is about to attack you – but we know its all lies.
I’m not even British, many Scots don’t consider themselves to be British – I grew up in Glasgow – and my home town, Glasgow, was 850 years old a weeks ago – Scotland itself was founded as a nation in 845AD – it has one of if not the oldest national flag in Europe.
Canada has many great attributes sadly – when someone mentions Canada to me, two names jump out immediately Chrystia Freeland and Justin Trudeau, and then for those that are not aware – the Kamloops scandal pops into my head.
Didn’t the British taxpayer run out of money to fund the military like, close to 100 years ago?
Where else can this money come from
One of my hobbies, sort of, is reading English fiction from the late Victorian into the Edwardian era. One of the more popular genres back then was Invasion Literature, stores about old Blighty being invaded by some foreign power (or in the case of H.G. Wells, Martians). Apart from a few years before WW1 proper the power to be feared was Russia. Even ostensibly innocent tales such as the children’s book “The Railway Children” includes subplots that would do justice to a spy novel from the depths of the Cold War.
I have no idea why Britain, and by extension, the Anglophone parts of the old Empire, should be so chronically anti-Russian. Its possible that Imperial Russia might have been a threat to Imperial Britain by, for example, encroaching on British India through the North West Frontier but that became obsolete well over 100 years ago. Russia is a giant territory that spans 11 time zones, bordering the US and China as well as the countries of Europe. It has no need to expand, much less invade some meaningless, resource-free, island off the coast of Europe. I reckon the modern push for rearmament is just Ingsoc keeping the population focused — Oceania verus the alliance of Eurasia and Easasia (or is it Oceana allied with Eastasia versus Eurasia?). Seriously, haven’t people got anything better to do?
The Great Game, I believe, may be why.
Patriotism, as dumb as it gets.
The 1% have only ONE loyalty, and we all know what that i$$$$$$$$$.
One light one ship, but is all good during the night
I managed 48 sec.
I did try, but boy that was hard work.Sorry you were force fed it Sylvia.
Sorry, Syl. I got as far as the the first ‘nah’ of Canada.
The UK National Anthem is a Swiss folk tune, apparently.
30 seconds. Torture. I was a very young Boomer in ’67 but definitely not Canadian. Nice text, though.