BritCard: Inside Labour’s “Progressive” Digital ID
Kit Knightly

A new report from a British government think tank offers some clear insights into the Starmer administration’s plan to introduce a universal digital ID.
That digital ID – in one form or another – is a major part of the endgame is not any kind of revelation. We’ve known that was the plan for years, but the report tells us quite a lot about how it’s going to be sold to the public.
I guess we should go ahead and dive in.
The Thinktank
The report was published just this week by Labour Together – formerly “The Common Good” – a thinktank founded in “Labour’s wilderness years” to help “make Labour electable again”, according to their about page.
Translation: They’re centrist globalist Blairite shills who helped undermine and destroy the only vaguely genuine movement in the last 50 years of British “democracy” and now publish reports to push a globalist agenda.
According to the Electoral Commission, they received over £ 9 million in donations last year (from only 234 donors), much of which seems to have been “donated” by Labour Together Limited, a for-profit company. The murky world of Westminster finances is not my focus, however, and I’m sure it’s at least passably legal and no more corrupt than is standard practice in those circles.
Exactly how a think tank with eighteen employees, ten advisors, four policy fellows and five board members manages to spend 9 million pounds writing a newsletter a week, a report every two months and doing some online polls I have no idea.
It’s a good question for another time, perhaps. For now, we know everything we need to know – Labour Together are old-fashioned New Labour types shilling for globalist tyranny.
The Authors
We won’t talk long about the authors, because there’s not much point. They’re names on a title a page, and while I’m sure they believe in the words they write (or at least, asked ChatGPT to write), it’s also true their job requires they believe it.
I just wanted to point out that the three supposed authors of this work on technology have no tech backgrounds at all. The closest any of them comes is Laurel Boxall, the “about the authors” section of the report proudly declares she has a Masters from Cambridge “focusing on AI”, but a bit a of digging reveals it’s a Masters in “Digital Humanities” with a focus on fictional portrayals of AI in media. Apparently, that qualifies you to become a “tech policy advisor”.
Which is interesting, because it demonstrates that they consider fictional portrayals of AI to be as relevant to this work as real AI experience. An apposite commentary on the state of society in general.
The Name
They’re calling it “Britcard”, probably because the massively out-of-touch market relations types who end up naming these things thought it sounded friendly.
The prefix “Brit” makes things sound familiar and non-threatening. “Britcard”. So much better than mandatory government-issued digital identity papers. (“Britcoin”, too, down the line, instead of programmable digital currency…but that’s another article for another time).
You can sort of see what they’re going for, the kind of knowingly cringe, ironically patriotic self self-aware Britishness that was the hallmark of New Labour in the halcyon days of Blair pre-Iraq.
That’s very much the crux of it – Blair.
Digital ID is Blair’s baby. One of the authors works for the Tony Blair Institute. Labour Together was founded by Blairite MPs and is staffed with ex-members of Blair’s cabinet.
The name is old-style Cool Britannia soft authoritarianism. The informal tyrant who isn’t afraid of having a jam sesh and getting down with the kids. The “cool” teacher who let’s you use his first name, undoes his top button and plays the guitar at weekends.
The Report
Published just a few days ago, the report is titled…
BritCard: A progressive digital identity for Britain
…which tells you most of what you need to know, without even bothering to read the body of the text. But, unfortunately, “bothering to read the body of the text” is a pretty accurate summary of my job description, so on we must plough.
I would note that even in using the word “progressive”, the authors demonstrate a remarkable ability to be out of touch. That word’s hay day is long over, and it has been regarded with scepticism if not outright suspicion by most thinking people for a long time. As we mentioned above, it betrays an almost old-fashioned tone more in keeping with the politics of a previous generation.
The report is 28 pages long, but once you remove the double-talk and graphs, it can essentially be summed up in three bullet points:
- Digital ID will help control illegal immigration.
- It can then be expanded to other things, too.
- Polls say everyone is fine with this.
Points 1 & 2 tell us how this rollout is going to go. The “BritCard” will be introduced, primarily, as a part of a “strategy to tackle illegal migration” [page 8]:
Given the very significant political and delivery benefits, moderate costs and the deliverability of this policy, the Government should announce as early as possible in Summer 2025 its intention to explore introducing a digital right-to-work and right-to-rent credential, as part of its plan to tackle illegal migration.
This will include the new legislation required that will make “BritCard” the only way to apply for a job or find a place to live [page 25]. Employers and landlords will be forced to use it.
Then, once that is in place, it will expand to include other services [page 14]:
Over time, the same system used to support the right-to-work and right-to-rent credentials could underpin many other features, allowing users to access and use a wide range of data and attributes generated by interacting with the public sector. For instance, the digital driving license and associated data, a proof of age feature, and healthcare records could be accessed and shared at the user’s discretion via BritCard.
Much like the smoking ban, the plan is to introduce it gradually…
The BritCard would be made available from a given date (say 1 September 2027), and made compulsory for all workers, tenants, employers and landlords to use from a later date (say 1 March 2028). It would have a gradual effect since only a small proportion of the population signs a new employment contract or rental agreement each year. We recommend that the credential is made mandatory for new employment and rental contracts signed following the introduction date. We do not recommend obliging employers and landlords to re-check all existing employees and tenants, to avoid creating unnecessary disruption and costs
What’s interesting is that, while this is supposedly a report written by “tech advisors”, in many ways it’s more like an internal memo from an advertising agency. It’s about selling a system that essentially already exists in piecemeal form under a unifying rebrand to make it seem “eye-catching”.
To support better awareness and uptake of the new credentials, the Gov.UK App and Gov.UK Wallet could be relaunched as the “BritCard App”. This would create an eye-catching, memorable brand
All the while, pump the media space with marketing to sell the concept as normal or even “familiar”:
By introducing a mandatory, universal, national identity credential the Labour Government has the opportunity to build a new piece of civic infrastructure, something that would become a familiar feature of daily life for everyone in the country.
That kind of sentiment – the casual creepiness of the liberal tyrant – is interspersed throughout. Phrases that no doubt seemed benign to the author in the writing, but appear decidedly ominous in the reading.
This, for example:
For a progressive society to work, it needs to be able to collectively agree who is allowed to join it
Disregarding the very poor English, the sentiment is…off-putting.
Very poor English is another recurring theme. It is, honestly, barely literate in places, to the point it is entirely believable it was AI-generated using prompts.
As for the polls showing “widespread public support” for the plan, well, we can disregard them.
Polls are malleable. They are a tool to market pre-existing policy rather than steer undecided policy. Labour Together apparently did their own polling and – shockingly – found that most people agree with them.
Those are the general points; in terms of specifics, the report is fairly threadbare. There is very little in the way of technical analysis; indeed, there’s very little in the way of understanding of reality.
For example, the report stresses – multiple times – that the proposed digital identity would be “mandatory, universal and free of charge”, without ever processing that you can’t make a smartphone app mandatory without making smartphones themselves mandatory. And while they may be ubiquitous, they are currently far from universal.
The report pays lip service to “in person support channels” for “non-smartphone owners and those with low digital-skills”, but doesn’t ever actually try to explain how that could practically work.
But of course none of that really matters to the intended audience.
Reports like this don’t exist to inform or convince, they’re only meant to echo the opinions of people who already agree with their conclusions. They don’t really exist to be read at all, they exist to be referenced.
A jumping off point for articles like Polly Toynbee’s in yesterday’s Guardian.
It is not an argument, it is an excuse to turn a made-up poll into a hyperlink. A source for source’s sake. A Wikipedia footnote they know most people will never click.
Further, it is a part of a process that must be seen to take place to maintain the illusion of political cause and effect. If it appears slapdash and lazy, that’s largely because it is. A token effort required to tick a box.
This is our desired outcome, we need some research to recommend that we do it.
And, hey presto, here it is.
Summary
In closing, we should ask “what does this report tell us about digital ID we didn’t already know?”
And the answer is a little, not a lot. We already new digital ID schemes were inevitable, and would likely be pushed through (in the UK anyway) as an answer to illegal immigration.
What this report shows us is the marketing strategy for the coming year, and it’s fairly simple:
- Rebrand digital ID to a friendly-sounding name.
- Introduce it for a specific purpose on a hot-button issue.
- Make it mandatory for that purpose.
- Slowly add more optional services.
- Gradually make them mandatory too.
Which we could probably have figured out, but it’s always nice to get things in writing.
One more thing…
I want to leave you with a simple question. The final sentence of the report is a recommendation that the government should…
Hire a very senior, high-profile and experienced political figure head or tech sector professional to be the cross-government champion and external face of its digital identity programme
I know enough about the workings of these things to know that this sentence would not be there if the author(s) didn’t have a shortlist of names in mind, if not one specific person.
Who do you think the high-profile political “figure head”(sic) could be?
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What an amazing card:
Finally, what do you do when the government visa system collapses, as have all prior software projects by UKGov – the most inept government in the world – where competent governance is but a pipe dream.
The UK government does not have a clue who lives in the UK. It estimates these things from the census and who registers to vote. This is insane. If you were to take government back to the basics and try to assign education provision, healthcare, pension rights, everything that normal governments do, then you need a proper database of your population. This is not rocket science. But very many people, like the author here; resist this. You are mad.
All those people getting onto boats to cross the channel. Why is that? France is a perfectly nice place. So is Belgium. So what is attracting these people to make this somewhat risky and apparently extremely expensive journey across the Channel? Why are they paying thousands to get onto a boat to get into the UK?
It’s because you do not have ID cards.
The system was set up in the days when the only people allowed into the country went through immigration. To get through immigration you needed an ID (passport) from your country of origin, so that they knew who you are. Now it is different; now you just need an old bathtub, row it across the channel and hey presto, you are a black Englishman and you are free to choose your name and country of origin; all unverified of course. You never know, even Canada’s Turdeau might be wandering around as James Williams, maybe that is him on the BritCard.
Of European countries, only Denmark, Norway, Iceland and the UK do not have mandatory ID cards. It is something that those of us that do not live in the UK do not think anything about.
If you wish to control sensibly who has access to your country and its provisions in terms of housing, healthcare and financial support, then you need a proper database of people. If you cannot see that, there is no hope for you or your country. You are a shopkeeper that puts a sign in the window that says “Everything free. Take whatever you want”.
I remember a close friend of mine, albeit a LibDem voter, once said to me a specific phrase regarding the UK’s membership of the EU and joining the single, he said ‘you may as well accept it, it’s inevitable’.
I never forgot it and continued to resist right up until 2016. I wonder what my friend was thinking then.
The future will become what WE will it to become, that why the establishment try so hard to control and coerce us into accepting their plans. If we resist en masse and ridicule them and their plans, the future will be ours, not theirs.
Never give up, ever!
Talk about bad grammar “We already new digital ID schemes were inevitable…” but let’s ignore that and talk about the “inevitable” part. Digital I.D. is far from inevitable, it is what we allow it to be, dead on arrival would be my hope.
New instead of knew was used but do was it in the comment above. I don’t think people can spell now, unless so deciddd to change it to that. It keeps changing all sorts for me.
This is the Fabian Society’s way of working. Details available in this article:
https://www.freespeechbacklash.com/article/fabian-society-part-one
I expect Noel Gallagher to be the principal celebrity to encourage uptake and use of Britcard. Noel and Tony: getting the band back together.
There’s precisely nothing centrist about Blair and the communist technocracy he wishes to impose!
The fact you even write such a thing is terrifying
“I’m sorry officer, I didn’t know I need a licence to breathe.” Jeremy Taylor. The M4 Freedom Talking Blues
“ Starmer administration’s plan to introduce a universal digital ID”
So what parts of the universe will this be used in. Can I use it in the planet Beetle Juice
I expect even parts of our solar system wont accept it I hear that Uranus have a totally separate system .
We already have national insurance numbers so non of this is needed just more Quango’s
The UK governments history on large computer projects could hardly be worse
The Covid App being just one example. Billions spent on a system for GP’s that was scrapped. The post office , the police central system and many more going back to the absent fathers maintenance . But lets just put it into one system so just one hack like Marks and Spencer’s but even better if they can get your biometrics. You can change your password try changing your eye’s or fingerprints or face.
Tony (Sure start was the only good thing to come out of my decade in power) Blair will be happy.
https://rumble.com/v6u90s7-the-agenda-their-vision-your-future-2025-full-documentary-oracle-films.html
I urge everyone to watch and share this documentary shown above. It’s the best summary of the evil that is happening to our world and is essential viewing for any normies you know.
Hang on minuite, Alan B Miller, from the same “think tank” Together, posts a video on X geeing people up to campaign for a “Digital Bill of Rights” to “fightback” against government “slowly encroaching on all our freedoms”.
Don’t be drawn in by this guys working class accent, and his hoodie style council estate attire, he was clearly chosen and outfitted like this for this on purpose, probably all worked out by a round table focus group. This is manufacturing consent for your digital slavery, this is the height of gaslighting from the same people publishing a report to usher in the Digital ID Britcard in the first place.
“Insist on freedom” – In a video on X, Together’s Alan B. Miller demands a Digital Bill of Rights as the Government pushes forced digital ID, CBDCs, constant surveillance, debanking, censorship and two-tier policing.
That’s some bright and shiney glowie Brass Neck you’ve got there Alan!
Bet you wont need BritCard: to use the assisted dying.
BritCard can be sold to the masses by Jonathan Pryce as Sam from BRAZIL
just as he’s about to be hauled off to the interrogation chamber by a squadron of secret police, he whips out his digital id and they all drop their machine guns and bow down to this virtual manifestation of the Holy Grail
Sam winks at the camera and cribs the smashing catchphrase from another spectacular PR campaign
“DON’T LEAVE HOME WITHOUT IT!”
actually I can’t remember if that actor is still alive, but it hardly matters, otherwise it’s just a matter of generating an AI DeepFake clone of him
that would perhaps even further up the cachet for the zoomers
the buzzword “progressive” is passé?
I never would have guessed
I’ve not kept up and been left in the dust by the hurtling locomotive of language “progress”, it would seem!
so what are we up to now? POSTprogressive? NEOprogressive? INJECTive???
‘Digital ID is Blair’s baby’. Sure; that’s why other puppets and servants of the globalists are also developing digital ID surveillance systems. Scapegoating servant Blair usefully camouflages the much older, deeper, international conspiracy against western nations. But I get old UK leftists’ overwhelming feelings of betrayal and blame for Phoney Tony
Great effort Kit: one had time to prepare oneself & you did, for which, heartfelt Appreciation .
To remain objective will not be easy after the coming P.R.Media onslaught over Summer months & the Recess & Recession that Will Follow the commands of Central Bankers,
With Hot Bottoms…
A Roller Coaster is awaiting you, like
Never before. I,
Wish you well,
against ‘Highlighted Blair’.
Time for Fireworks.
& Key indicators are,
In your Favour.
Greetings,
Balky
Nothing to see here, folks. Its called the DNI or Cedula in Latin American countries. People in Europe seem to carry something around that looks like the ID page of a passport. Putting it on a phone is a bit trendy and will have to remain an option because not everyone walks around with a (charged) smartphone in their pocket. Here in the US — “the land of the free” — not carrying an ID is OK until you’re asked for it.
It doesn’t provide a universal, foolproof, answer to anything. I’m a bit out of touch with UK police but all the years I lived there they never pushed government for universal ID cards. Because they didn’t need them — they knew who everyone was, more or less, and could easily find out the information if it wasn’t at their fingertips. Modern population flows might not be so easy to monitor but the general principle of “they know who you are” is far more chilling than you carrying around a piece of plastic.
People in Europe seem to carry something around that looks like the ID page of a passport.
Yes, plastic “citizen ID card” and the police can ask you for it on the street, and if you don’t carry it, they can fine you; If you wear it but for some reason refuse to present it, it may arrest you.
A slightly different situation happens when you have a digital ID card that is instantly checked by a central database. Especially against the backdrop of the experience of the pLandemic (which you consider a pandemic, I read), and above all against the backdrop of the meaning of the plandemic to “intensify the digital transformation” (a global mantra repeated by almost all politicians and influential public figures), even more so against the backdrop of the forthcoming digitization of money (which is clearly explained to be not money, but a means of tracking and control, “for good”), and even more so against the backdrop of the quite openly stated plans for the so-called “information society” in smart cities, where smart cameras and sensors are everywhere..
..go down to the account of the stated plans to deal with the “disinformation crisis”, potential personal digital credits, and more, and put everything within the framework of a hypothetical new “pandemic”, announcement of “climate a crisis”, a “resource and/or energy crisis” requiring resource and energy regulation, another crisis, or simply active measures to deal with the immigration crisis (as is the case – REAL, not media fiction, and created, among other purposes and for this purpose), a “crisis of public discontent, riots” (e.g. the one purposefully created in LA to serve as a pretext for the prepared response), and/or “to deal with disinformation”. Or all of it together.
I don’t know why you are always so calm, “grounded”, you rationalize things, maybe you are just such a person and this saves you additional headaches. I would like to see you worried so that I can get the feeling that you are a real person, imperfect and scared (how can I achieve this, how can I bother you, what would scare you? Let’s play! Tell me. What so much that you ride a motorcycle, you can not be so motorcyclist-terminator, you shoud have a weak point. I believe it.)
All ID cards (and passports) are machine readable. Passports also have the data encoded on a near field R/F chip although that’s probably superfluous these day.
Food for thought, though, is that we and others have experienced situations where returning into the US didn’t require a passport check. Our experience was disembarking from a cruise at San Diego, a even more recent experience was a couple of people arriving at LAX (Los Angeles). You don’t need to constantly check passports — your face is your ID. Obviously this has a way to go to be universal — airline and cruise passengers being a relatively small, controlled, group — but think of it as the pilot program to get the bugs worked out before rolling out the full system.
“Without vision, the people perish”
And I have NO DOUBT that the sappy public will lap this idea up.
They’re THAT vision-less, THAT short-sighted, THAT gullible and they couldn’t give a rat’s ass about individual privacy if Big Brother promised them “security”
I can hear the chants already: “You can stick Starmer’s BritCard up your arse!”
(That’s assuming the genocide-supporting, neo-imperialist, Davos-worshipping, poundshop-Blairite is still nominally in charge by that stage…)
In my opinion, in order to strongly emphasize that there is a proud transition of the good old homeland to modernity, and not that the homeland itself and its essenceis changing, must be something deeply traditional, which will make the population of London remember the fatherland. Rishi Sunak is perfect.
I use the space under the joke, to not write a separate comment, for link to something more serious – updates about the progress in Russia of what to which today’s digitalization period is a transition (in my opinion): to post-digitalization bioconvergence society. The link is to a summary (for a reminder of what it is about), at the bottom there is a link to the next message, and at its bottom to the next (or, at the bottom there is also “posted in a chip”, where “chip” is a link to all).
Specifically, these are just some of the messages (soon there will be much more) of the rise of rehabilitation of the injured soldiers of the special operation, many of which are already equipped with modern dentures (“smart” dentures are produced; in anticipation of the notorious, and promised of high-level, bionic dentures with a connection to the nervous system, which “the patient feels literally as part of his body, like his own hand or foot”), but centers are opening for much more complete rehabilitation.
In other words, “For what else – besides, as many claim, to depopulate the healthy, active male population, which can potentially resist the digitizers, headed by the President himself, with their biometrics and the digital rubles – can the soldiers wounded in the Special Operation be used?”. (Together with the soul, with brain-computer interfaces, the managers do not neglect the care of the bodies.) All is “for an ideal purpose”, as they say, for info and nothing more.
After fossil fuels there won’t be a lot of electricity to power robots or digital IDs etc …
What’s this ‘after’ story?
Polls say everyone is fine with this.
In US, survey reports determine reality. Welcome to the 51st. state.
I suppose plaing first name first is progress.
Once upon a time, long ago. A group of wealthy bankers was considering a new plan. They had all the time in the world if only they could initiate their plan and get it accepted.
Of course the corrupt lying politicians accepted the deal, and sold its people down the river. There only worry was.’ What if the people find out’?
2- We will create so much debt that countries will go bankrupt.
3- We will take control of the media, court system, security services and all important positions in authority, science and business.
4- We will force people to abide by our rules played out by our puppets in parliament.
5- We will trick the people into believing they have a democracy, rights and freedoms.
6- When the bubble is about to burst, we will create digital identities and remove cash. The last remnants of a perceived freedom.
Oh, by the way, we will create so-called vaccines that will wipe out the fertility of the people. That will help keep the population down.
And so it was to pass and still the stupid people couldnt see the blaringly obvious.
Do you prefer the smart ‘we’ to the stupid masses?
Besides the driver, does anyone else get run over by the bus during this wealthy time?
I don’t know about that, but millions of good people did die fighting on lies created by the same political and banking elite. Who thinks its all right for people to give their lives so those fat bstrds can sit in their gentlemen’s clubs and call each other sir and my lord.
Enjoy your day there, I dont disagree but the system can remain irrational longer than you can remain solvent, I have found.
Their were tens of thousands of conscientous objectors. They were not rocket scientists but did have a decent moral compass including b/s detector.
The millions who died fighting were not good people. When they meet the fat bstards they either grovel to them or plan to become them.
” The millions who died fighting were not good people..”
Opposition to the 2003 Iraq War[1] between 3 January and 12 April 2003 drew 36 million people across the globe to take part in almost 3,000 protests according to French academic Dominique Reynié,[2
Iraq War/Opposition – Wikispooks
Jaysus, that’s less than a half of 1% of humanity
2030/5 needs to happen sooner than imagined.
STOP THE WAR 2003: LONDON’S LARGEST EVER PROTEST
On 15 February 2003, between one and two million people marched in London against the Iraq War (2003–2011). It was the largest political demonstration in UK history.
Population of U.K. in 2003 approximately 60,000,000.
Those under 10 years old or those over 70 approximately 30%.
60,000,000 *0.7=42,000,000 between the ages of 11-69 years old.
Approximately 2,000,000= 5%
I can see you heathens are wanting on sums as well.
Yes, I was correct the first time after all, thanks:
https://off-guardian.org/2025/06/08/the-new-world-orders-endgame/#comment-722888
Note: More self-faith required.
Ah, probability theory.
Let’s see.
If, in reality, Allah is the real deity and similarly psycho jealous there’s a possibility those of the YHWH faith will be sent on a broadway to the tenth circle:
The Christian a-holes should re-consider Pascal’s Wager 😂
I said “ Approximately 2,000,000= 5%”
In your previous post you said ‘ ..less than 1%..’
To reiterate, “ I can see you Heathens are wanting on sums as well”
I suggest you pay more attention to your sums and less to be being a Heathen.
Let’s see,
somewhere between 95% and 99.5% are 100% a-holes.
Of course, this means that it’s be quite hard to find a Russian that wasn’t one.
Little wonder a lot of them love Hazmat Vlad.
You said “ ..less than 1%” as I said 5% or to put it another 5 is greater than 1.
Here endeth the sums lesson for a Heathen!
https://off-guardian.org/2025/06/08/the-new-world-orders-endgame/#comment-723282
I don’t actually imagine there were as many as 2% conscientous objectors in WW1.
They could have been even better by refusing the work in their prison camps and returning the brutal treatment in buckets by liquidating a few of their Jailers prior there own demise.
The entire balance of the non-objecting conscripted were a-holes.
Nothing has changed.
“ You dont know who the 2% is or where they are, and you want desperately
me to save you by showing you the narrow road.
Here is the road Lu1, wide and broad: https://youtu.be/YzHtePuz13U……………………….Learn “
The rest of Erik’s post.
Cool video, like AI generated before its time, man.
Matt Hancock and Hazmat Vlad should’ve employed you to do something like this for general distribution to the British and Russian a-holes during co-n-vid with yourself dressed up as a big spike protein as the star of the show.
“ Cool video..”
The lyrics don’t imply ‘ Cool ‘
Here are the lyrics, recommended for Heathens.
‘ Fire
The Crazy World of Arthur Brown
I am the god of hellfire and I bring you
Fire, I’ll take you to burn
Fire, I’ll take you to learn
I’ll see you burn
You fought hard and you saved and earned
But all of it’s going to burn
And your mind, your tiny mind
You know you’ve really been so blind
Now’s your time, burn your mind
You’re falling far, too far behind
Oh no, oh no, oh no!
You’re gonna burn
Fire, to destroy all you’ve done
Fire, to end all you’ve become
I’ll feel you burn
You’ve been living like a little girl
In the middle of your little world
And your mind, your tiny mind
You know you’ve really been so blind
Now’s your time, burn your mind
You’re falling far, too far behind
Oooh
Fire, I’ll take you to burn
Fire, I’ll take you to learn
You’re gonna burn You’re gonna burn
You’re gonna burn, burn, burn, burn,
burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn
Fire, I’ll take you to burn
Fire, I’ll take you to learn
Fire, I’ll take you to bed
Fire, I’ll take you, fire ‘
We’ll probably have a face-to-face chat about how warm it is one, er, day in the miraculus circumstances that Allah is the real deity.
John 3:18, which states, “Whoever believes in him is not condemned, but whoever does not believe stands
condemned already because they have not believed in the name of God’s one and only Son.”
There’s a tiny chance that YHWH and his son are real.
If they are, they suit the 19 (plus) of 20 of their psycho creation right down to the last child killer.
I hope you have a very thick set of kneepads ready (just like Erik).
You’d, probably, be better off turning “Heathen” as the odds of a hot future are much less.
You need to learn some voken maths to guess the chances though.
” There’s a tiny chance…”
Yes, it will be interesting how you dispute this line when you, as we all do, at the end of our days stand before almighty God.
Better eternity in hell than grovelling in front of a child killer psychopath.
At least one chance to spit in TS face..
Your knees are going to get very sore before you lose them – this will be well deserved my son.
Matthew 25:41
“Then he will say to those on his left, ‘Depart from me, you who are cursed, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels.’”
Your allegiance to a child murdering psycho is, um, very normal.
At least 19 of 20 people are scumbags a-holes.
Remember your big payoff when those in hell are looking down into the trench you wore before you had no knees.
Congratulations.
John 8:44
You belong to your father, the devil, and you want to carry out his desires. He was a murderer from the beginning, refusing to uphold the truth, because there is
no truth in him. When he lies, he speaks his native language, because he is a liar and the father of lies.
Never trust a psycho, even if it is your father.
You might change your mind when you have no knees left at the bottom of the trench, although, without a moral bone in yor body, (never mind a single real verterbrae), I doubt it.
Most people are completely spineless.
The Rich Man and Lazarus
19 “There was a rich man who was dressed in purple and fine linen and lived in luxury every day. 20 At his gate was laid a beggar named Lazarus, covered with sores 21 and longing to eat what fell from the rich man’s table. Even the dogs came and licked his sores.
22 “The time came when the beggar died and the angels carried him to Abraham’s side. The rich man also died and was buried. 23 In Hades, where he was in torment, he looked up and saw Abraham far away, with Lazarus by his side. 24 So he called to him, ‘Father Abraham, have pity on me and send Lazarus to dip the tip of his finger in water and cool my tongue, because I am in agony in this fire.’
25 “But Abraham replied, ‘Son, remember that in your lifetime you received your good things, while Lazarus received bad things, but now he is comforted here and you are in agony. 26 And besides all this, between us and you a great chasm has been set in place, so that those who want to go from here to you cannot, nor can anyone cross over from there to us.’
27 “He answered, ‘Then I beg you, father, send Lazarus to my family, 28 for I have five brothers. Let him warn them, so that they will not also come to this place of torment.’
29 “Abraham replied, ‘They have Moses and the Prophets; let them listen to them.’
30 “‘No, father Abraham,’ he said, ‘but if someone from the dead goes to them, they will repent.’
31 “He said to him, ‘If they do not listen to Moses and
the Prophets, they will not be convinced even if someone rises from the dead.’”
Jaysus,
u guna post the entire contents of the original Brothers Grimm.
The Parable of the Weeds
24 Jesus told them another parable: “The kingdom of heaven is like a man who sowed good seed in his field. 25 But while everyone was sleeping, his enemy came and sowed weeds among the wheat, and went away. 26 When the wheat sprouted and formed heads, then the weeds also appeared.
27 “The owner’s servants came to him and said, ‘Sir, didn’t you sow good seed in your field? Where then did the weeds come from?’
28 “‘An enemy did this,’ he replied.
“The servants asked him, ‘Do you want us to go and pull them up?’
29 “‘No,’ he answered, ‘because while you are pulling the weeds, you may uproot the wheat with them. 30 Let both grow together until the harvest. At that time I will tell the harvesters: First collect the weeds and tie them
in bundles to be burned; then gather the wheat and bring it into my barn.’”
29 “‘No,’ he answered, ‘because while you are pulling the weeds, you may uproot the wheat with them. 30 Let both grow together until the harvest. At that time I will tell the harvesters: First collect the weeds and tie them in bundles to be burned; then gather the wheat and bring it into my barn.’”
The Parables of the Mustard Seed and the Yeast
31 He told them another parable: “The kingdom of heaven is like a mustard seed, which a man took and planted in his field. 32 Though it is the smallest of all seeds, yet when it grows, it is the largest of garden plants and becomes a tree, so that the birds come and perch in its branches.”
33 He told them still another parable: “The kingdom of heaven is like yeast that a woman took and mixed into about sixty pounds[b] of flour until it worked all through the dough.”
34 Jesus spoke all these things to the crowd in parables; he did not say anything to them without using a parable. 35 So was fulfilled what was spoken through the prophet:
“I will open my mouth in parables,
I will utter things hidden since the creation of the world.”[c]
The Parable of the Weeds Explained
36 Then he left the crowd and went into the house. His disciples came to him and said, “Explain to us the parable of the weeds in the field.”
37 He answered, “The one who sowed the good seed is the Son of Man. 38 The field is the world, and the good seed stands for the people of the kingdom. The weeds are the people of the evil one, 39 and the enemy who sows them is the devil. The harvest is the end of the age, and the harvesters are angels.
40 “As the weeds are pulled up and burned in the fire, so it will be at the end of the age. 41 The Son of Man will send out his angels, and they will weed out of his kingdom everything that causes sin and all who do evil. 42 They will throw them into the blazing furnace, where there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth. 43 Then the
righteous will shine like the sun in the kingdom of their Father. Whoever has ears, let them hear.
Yip.
NPC script on auto as imagined.
As well as psycho the controllers are boring bstrds.
The Parable of the Net
47 “Once again, the kingdom of heaven is like a net that was let down into the lake and caught all kinds of fish. 48 When it was full, the fishermen pulled it up on the shore. Then they sat down and collected the good fish in baskets, but threw the bad away. 49 This is how it will be at the end of the age. The angels will come and separate the wicked from the righteous 50 and throw them into the blazing furnace, where there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth.
51 “Have you understood all these things?” Jesus asked.
“Yes,” they replied.
52 He said to them, “Therefore every teacher of the law who has become a disciple in the kingdom of heaven is
like the owner of a house who brings out of his storeroom new treasures as well as old.”
As well as psycho the controllers are incredibly boring bstrds – they must be so bored that they have a NPC infinitely assigned to an 8 day old topic.
BB,
I’m not sure about this but, in a strange way, I hope they don’t allow your CPU to overhat 😂
In any case, i’m outa here.
Good luck, or whatever – you’ll need it.
Revelation: The Book of Revelation (The Apocalypse of John)
If 2020-2022 is anything to go by, there won’t be any rock’n’roll rebels opposing it. Maybe one could front it – is Sir Mick busy?
Typo alert Kit: “We already new digital ID schemes were inevitable” knew, or knew new.
Is this the return of Tony Blair I wonder? I do hope so, the man is so repulsive to the majority of Brits, it will taint this new digital ID from the get go, a lot of people will be against it just because he’s fronting it. With him fronting it, half our work is done for us.
The crux of the matter is really about CBDC, they can’t introduce digital slave coins without mandatory digital ID’s. We saw in the proposed covid “health app” thingy, that digital wallets were part and parcel of the app in the white papers and corporate promotional bumph.
With Blair fronting it, and reminders of the covid app debacle, that’s 2/3rds of our work done for us, will it be enough to convince sleepy heads to reject it?
Digital Papers Please!
How long will it be before people have to “scan in” to visit the Dr, Dentist (for your convinience) supermarket (to stop theft, and measure your carbon allowance) to buy fuel for your car (for your carbon allowance) to get on public transport etc. etc.
In the first paragraph of the précis (the report can be downloaded here) after the bumph about immigration, it says “Nor can we efficiently support legal citizens and residents to exercise their rights”
How is it a right, if it’s under licence from the government?
So much for a “Free Country”. What freedom if everything you do is under licence from the government?
This is not about “supporting your rights” it’s about removing them, little by little, until you’re lockedown in your 15 minuite digital ghetto. And if you complain too loudly, canelling your ability to pay for anything.
Agreed regarding Teflon Tone, therefore I am taking the contrarian position and believe he cannot be the face of the BritCard. Unless, for some reason they want it to fail.
People have not forgotten nor forgiven him for what he did. There were over a million signatures on the petition to remove his knighthood and that was only 3 years ago. He can direct the digital ID rollout from the shadows but fronting it is a different thing.
That was why I said Nick Clegg. He has experience in politics – as neither Tory nor Labour at least on paper – and now has the Big Tech experience since his stint at Faecesbook. A clean(ish) skin for those who have forgotten the tuition fees U-turn.
As Rolling Rock says, and I agree, the Bliar brand is too tainted. I’d put a shiny five Britcoins on some grimacing botoxed cadaver like R Branson.
Brilliant article Kit.
I hear Elon Musk has some time on his hands…
But seriously I don’t think anyone will want to be the face of this campaign. I reckon they’ll end up dragging Matt Hancock back out into the public spotlight to be the face of Britcard. People can’t hate him anymore than they already do and he’s already been so involved in sale of our health data to big tech firms and the NHS app. He’s perfect!
Interesting, my first thought was Mick Jagger. I, also, thought Blair.
Yes, maybe Matt Hancock.
But, say, what about a female as the warm, welcoming, efficient and tough loving face of Britcard?
Too close to the Queen dying, give um a couple more years.
It’s not going to stop illegal migrants coming and it’s not going to stop the Government paying them.
Hey, you catch on fast! 😉
Another one of my dangerous thought crime comments goes in pending to then never appear.
With the invasive ubiquity of devices, don’t the Turds at the top already have access to most of our personal details?
The real criminals wear suits, sit on corporate boards, talk slimy spin and play dirty.
In a throw away economy, there is no time to clean up.
A classic instance of the fulfilment of government ‘hard problems’ as were outlined in the white papers of the 90s.
Basically for this, and every future generation it’s just hard power all the way from now on. The only soft power is the option some may choose to being self deluded that there is soft power.
It’s the return of Tony Blair.
he never left
Despite the garlic and the crucifixes, he keeps on rising.
PS Kit – it’s ‘heyday’, not ‘hay day’. Nothing to do with harvesting.
He was never right, either.
Polls say everyone is fine with this. Well, not everyone of course, but it is pretty depressing, and infuriating, to see and understand how many people are fine with it one way or another. It seems the vast majority simply go along to get along and will accept anything thrown their way by the totalitarians, case in point, the Scamdemic and fake vaccines. There are those that pretend they are against such things, but as the MAGA cult and Trump supporters have clearly shown, they will accept Marines on the fucking streets, even if it’s against them, not to mention excuse their dear leader for STILL being proud of being Mr. Operation Warpspeed and continuing to increase the national budget deficit and debt while lying his ass off. Contradictions and cognitive dissonance abound, promoted by the incredible monopoly of the largely jewish controlled media and government institutions, which only strengthens the oligarchy opposition to our freedoms and liberties. Without consistency in approach from large numbers, the merry go around keeps on going. But hey, here in the U.S., mid term elections are coming up. They’ve got us handcuffed with this political system.
All were fine with the killer jabs too, until they weren’t.
Sadly true. If the app includes some like/dislike friending modules (and what could be more progressive?) there’s your crowd-sourced social credit data all ready to harvest.
For the povvos and the stubborn there’ll be a brightly painted kiosk we can queue for. One in the jobcentre maybe?
Dunno, BritCard could be good for us here in the antipodes.
We could refuse entry to those troublemaking Poms and the Royal parasites, and we could kick out all the Poms who long for the green fields of England.
Just kidding of course 😖
Are you all not POM(E)’s mate? You’d have to kick your self out.
Irish stock.
(Sent over in stocks).
I prefer to think of myself as an Earthling. As we all are.
The ruling class invented the concept of nations and religions, so they could divide and rule.
Or divide and be conquered, and I did not down vote you.
No problem poet.
I ignore downvotes anyway, and never bother downvoting anyone.
Mandatory Digital ID existed since long in Red Communist Heaven = the CCP’s PR China with all additional ‘bells and whistles’. The Western branch of The Few, the WEF is pushing it through its creature called EU now for Green Co₂mmunism. In both some animals are more equal than others – they think. Problem is that these Few are wiping each other out presently in China and even in theoretically Digital ID free US of A. In America after ~2000 any time you speak on any phone your voice is recorded and compared in a digital NSA database to hear what it says, to whom and from where. If needed they can distill your name from that web. Obama, Epstein, X, Y, Z were too.
They should fear their own contraptions, while we should not freak out.
Yeah, but who’s watching the watchers?
Preston Rabl.inc.comms …
Mr. P.R. Wizardry!
‘Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?’ (Latin O level)
Q: Persona non Grata ?
Let us all know if you happen, upon Preston Rabl’s Birthday…
Greetings 😉
Dang, cannot edit:
” Definitively not Greta… ” 😂
Concedo.
Father time has the ability to do that.
Karma or Cosmic Justice?
Fingers crossed.
Who is deciding to allow all the immigrants into the UK, is it society or is it the corrupt leaders who are working for private interests? Since when has “society” been asked anything other than Brexit, and that has become a lesson learned for the current, stupid generation of elites. The last group that was disempowered were the lords, at least they had skin in the Britain game, they have now been replaced by paid shills, all selected and run by private interests. Society decides fucking nothing; why do these peasants working for the elites not educate themselves? Why educate yourself when someone is going to pay you to produce stupid.
See Simon Elmer’s Great Replacement research. The organisations allowing immigrants into the UK appear to be the UN and the EU (the UK is a membr so can’t refuse), who are colluding with the WEF’s stakeholder capitalists to bring e.g. 1 million per year legal immigrants into the UK. They’re doing it all across the West and upping the GDP of the targeted nations. Part of the incentive is a financial one that runs to £billions into THEIR pockets. The legacy media for their part dishonstly concentrate on a very small percentage of boat people “coming over ‘ere” that divides us, shifts copy and keeps them financially viable – just.
Very true, Paul C. They redefine the word ‘migrant’ to only mean economic migrants (not people seeking asylum or protection). Economic migrants, individuals who move from one country to another solely for economic or pecuniary benefit are practically limitless. Of course the significant beneficiaries in this are the Powers that be.
Starmer and his (Labour First) McSweeney Enterists are duping the British people and the ‘Labour Movement’ on this, G*d damn them!
So, who’ll be The Face for the nudge campaign to get folks to lock
the prison doors behind themselves after they’ve entered the cell ?
It wont be QE2 – she’s too old… KfC3 has about 2% chance… Then
there’s Jimmy Saville, Patron Saint of Groomers and The Envious –
no, scratch him. he’s dead… It wont be anyone with an Irish or Welsh
sounding name, either, though it could be someone from The BBC…
But it is a short list, and the only one on that list is, of course, Old
Tuberculosis: TB for short…
So, am i right Kit ? Am i Right ? It’s gonna be ol’ TB himself ??
Tradition, and Continuity – the two qualities The UK has loads of…
American Carolyn Yeager (supposedly an anglicization of Jäger, meaning hunter) is an ardent Hitler admirer. She confirms an (allegedly German) idiot’s claim that Poles are incapable of civilization.
From the perspective of Germanic chauvinism, no other conclusion is conceivable. But to disparage the Poles as quasi “uncivilized third world like inhabitants”, something even I, as a German, reject.
https://www.unz.com/comments/all/?commenterfilter=Carolyn+Yeager
Mr. Unz categorically suppresses arguments against such primitive, atavistic anti-Polish chauvinism, and one has to wonder if his intention is to provoke and maintain division.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polish_diaspora
Carolyn Yeager is a very combative Frau (strong Aries influence). She has her preconceived opinion and won’t budge an inch from it. She is angry towards anything that challenges Hitler’s system. She will always have the final answer.
She is incapable of differentiation. There are only “pro and anti” forces in her brain. The question is about her sexual experience: Who can last one day with her without being flattened by the indomitable tigress causing scars?
Hitler would have really liked her. Nobody understands him like she does! “We are simply surrounded only by idiots here!” That’s what Don Quixote already thought when he was battling windmills: Hitler flawless – you flawed!
Her rather limited horizons could also have something to do with her US identity, having never lost a close relative to a senseless war. She is admirably irrational. But she has (wrong) principles and ideals that she defends to death.
Reading Unz’ articles on Hitler, WW2 and the exalted tribe would be enlightening.
They sure gave little old me and education! I stumbled onto Unz.com almost exactly ten years ago. I am a changed man as a result.
Most of us are beyond change. Readers’ Digest called it “hardening of the categories”.
Tony Blair, perfect as the Orwellian O’Brien managing BritCard.
MSc from Cambridge in “Digital Humanities”???
Cambridge, Harvard, Yale Oxford, filled up with Marxist education, Marxist preference and discrimination. Here from we also have the infantil poor English..
Polls are malleable. They are a tool to market pre-decided policy – Yes.
Polls are so easy to manipulate, so when we ourselves have the right opinions, why not manipulate the whole shit in the name of the good.
If we recall thousands of refugees drown every year in a desperate attempt to get into West, its pathetic to see the same refugees exploited as cause for political change.
Ohh I forgot Labour’s and Liberal’s outrage over Trump denied a tattooed mafia member’s illegal immigrant rights. How goodie goodie of Labour. You are goodies.
I wonder how this will impact the use of ‘immigration hotels’.
perhaps, illegals will be given a bone fide persona on the Britcard app already or just be exempt.
Usual BS of course. Glad I left the UK 28 years ago
When we take over the world globally, you will be forced back. Then we will see how happy you are then!
Aye lad, (Yorkshire accent obligatory) it were 1990 when I left Sceptic Tank @bottom o’ Lake , afta’ Bombin’ Belgrade, aye , refused to accept another Red Cent from thum’ thur’ Yankee Red Setters & RSS Food from B.P.’s Purina Mills… or anybody else.
I thank my Grandfather’s analytical Wisdom, that I resigned any connectivity to the White House Communications Centre, in January 2000: long before
WTC seven / eleven M.I.C. Arms Boom & Bust over & above the Dotcom Bubble & Squeak Enron, Weather ForeCasting… The Second Largest US Corporation of Derivative BullShitLay me down Sport, in ten seconds, flattened amongst much more incrimination, like U$ 2.3 Trillion $ lost the day before ‘we’ went to War…
Absurdistan ! And, the curious thing with Western Media is, that they still repeat lies to themselves, whilst Asians & Africans Laugh at such a moronic , absurd, societal view of Historic Reality. What did Traoré tell Kash Patel ?
Nick Clegg?
He officially announced that he was leaving Meta in January this year, with a few months handover before moving onto unspecified “new adventures” (his words). Ideal candidate for the job, not as in he is any good at anything, just ideal. No principles helps, also bagged £24 selling his Meta shares, so he has been looked after by his masters, therefore perhaps the deal is that he has to give something back for his leg-up at Faecesbook.
£24 million, not £24. Imagine a politician or an ex- one working for £24. Although they would claim the last pound in expenses.
It’s the return of Dave Clegg.
‘Britcard’ no doubt to be followed by ‘Britcoin’ the CBDC.
Since the Spice Slappers are reuniting for a late 2025 tour after Oasis this summer, perhaps the girls can start the pre-promotion of the Britcard for a few extra quid. Gerry can dust down her Union Flag minidress (seriously, let’s hope not) and we can all pretend its the halcyon days of the late 90s when everyone had a few quid in their pockets and Teflon Tone was riding high in the polls after lamenting the passing of the ‘People’s Princess’, before later shedding his skin to reveal his true demonic self.
After the divorce from Trump, Elon is relocating to the UK 😎
Think tanks, the Tufton street boys and girls, and AI – now create government policies – the exact same thing happens in Scotland – only its not Tufton street – its Charlotte street boys and girls – AI will be used to find the quickest way, with the least resistance to introducing the Britcard into the general population.
As you stated immigration will be at the top of the reasons, along with say benefit fraud (but not corporation tax evasion and avoidance, though avoidance isn’t illegal) – Russian and Chinese spies infiltration – will also be used to frighten us into accepting another nail in the coffin of our freedoms.
The Britcard – will signal the beginning of the end of freedoms and democracy in Britain – and once they kill-off cash completely – they’ll have us over a barrel – from there on in its all down hill.
UK Column, discussed something on a similar vane to this article on Monday.
” Exploring Makespace Oxford: What It Is, Who Backs It and Why04:33 Makespace Oxford: The what & the why
The Illusion of Choice: It’s Happening Whether You Like It or Not
15:20 Big Community Conversation: Last year the Government published a White Paper on devolution and local government reorganisation, with the aim of bringing power closer to the people
A Manifesto for Whose Society? The Quiet Influence of Collaborate CIC20:32 Clarence Centre for Enterprise & Innovation: Collaborate – Who we are ”
UK Column News – 9th June 2025 | UKColumn
Tony Blair
I’ll allow these Blairites to undo their top buttons as a last request pre-noose time.
SHITcard, more like.
De-facto defecating card
Pooper scooper?