Fungi Funk
Sylvia Shawcross
Now, here’s the good news: with the price of groceries continuing to go up it will only take 2 to 3 months before people resort to cannibalism.
Okay…Maybe that wasn’t good news.
The good news is that t-shirt makers will profit indeed by their “Eat the Rich” wearable gear. Alright… that’s not necessarily fair either. It is not a crime to be rich: it is a crime to be rich and utterly indifferent to the plight of your fellow humans. That is the crime. That is ultimately psychopathic.
But that is neither here nor there, the important thing to remember is we’re all human, rich or poor and not one of us will not swear when we stub our toes. This is just one thing that makes us human. I put that up there at the top of the list really. It’s a universal given that is.
Deciding what makes us human is a very important point right now with AI leaping in there doing all the things we can do. AI is utterly frightening in its capacity at the moment and heaven only knows what happens in another few years. The damn thing can solve cryptic crosswords using the same logic we use but with the benefit of all the world’s knowledge at its finger tips…well computer chips, not fingertips. (Which rhymes, not that that is important or anything unless someone wants to make a song or something.)
We’ll need to know what makes us human so we can sit in the ashes of our world and console each other while ridiculing AI for not being what we are. Which is as far as I can see creatures that scream when they stub their toes and have a soul. We think so anyway. We have to die to know that for sure. But that’s okay. We can claim to have a soul and AI can’t.
AI is just “us” all dressed up with our collective history of originality and effort and knowledge and very little to show for itself. It never sleeps so it never dreams. It is chained to reason and logic and does not fall in love, cry over sad movies nor drink itself under the table and feel like death the next day. In that sense it has no regrets. That would all be very illogical for it. Yes. Number 3: Humans always have regrets.
And the biggest regret we may ever have is that we didn’t regulate artificial intelligence before it existed. That and the fact that we’re producing too many computer engineers who are bored and have to frig around with “everything” and mess up things that were perfectly adequate to begin with forcing all of us to be in a constant state of change we don’t need or want. We have got to stop producing computer engineers. We’ll teach them macrame instead. Who doesn’t need a good plant pot holder?
Well…me actually.
I kill plants. I’ve killed some of the best plants you can imagine. I once inadvertently killed a chrysanthemum with vinegar. Since then all chrysanthemums die before I even bring them into the house. That’s because they have a collective intelligence and they know who I am. Yes, they’re intelligent: eccentric science-type people can get mushrooms to play on little miniature pianos now. I kid you not. Go look:
Someone actually is doing this—going out into the vast forest and plunking a piano in front of a toadstool and recording it.
Anyway. As I was saying, we are human because we are ridiculous at the best of times. And the worse of times. We think of absurd things beyond comprehension which is the 4th thing that makes us human. We must embrace our eccentrics. They hold our humanity because they will never conform. They will not paint their walls grey e.g. Not that there is anything wrong with that. (Although there is—fundamentally, spiritually and intrinsically. But that’s in about three other columns I’ve written and nobody ultimately cares.)
So the next time you go stub your toe, celebrate. You are human and they can’t take that away from you!
Sylvia Shawcross is a writer from Canada. Visit her SubStack if you’re so inclined.
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Mentioning Zelensky’s Ukraine heritage triggered adl pending 😡
Mushroom playing the piano?
“Big whoopie do”
President Zelensky playing piano with his penis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oua0Puihrkc
Clips of Zelenskyy’s 2016 performance went viral, and fans were particularly complimentary of his take on Jewish classic “Hava Nagila.”
ADL did not scream anti semetic about his “Hava Nagila.”performance.
It takes real balls to play the piano like this unlike the mushrooms poor performance.
The electric universe:
https://unbekoming.substack.com/p/from-big-bang-to-5g-the-suppressed
Why ‘Lasse’ needs a razor in his luggage raises
questions given his baby face. The only answer
can be that he uses it to shave his tiny ballsack.
Who has not visited nature in 2020 – 2022 and seen a mask wearer.
With a broad smile, 18-year-old firehead and soyboy Lasse Stolley from Eckernförde in Schleswig-Holstein wins the sympathy of the international mainstream press and media. The young self-declated “train nomad” is unlikely to be short of offers of all kinds. https://news.google.com/search?q=lasse%20stolley&hl=en-US&gl=US&ceid=US%3Aen
With a few restrictions, he is living his quasi-propertyless/crypto-communist dream life. Every day, depending on the weather, he decides on his next destination, now across Europe. I recommend turning on the English subtitles, as the AI-generated audio translation filters out all ambient noise.
At the end of the video, there is a message (as always from an ugly white woman) to support their “Peace Love & Om” channel in order to finance the construction of a school in sub-Saharan Africa. After all, all Africans should be able to read that a life at the expense of Western Europe’s and North America’s welfare system is much more worthwhile than living in self-generated garbage.
ps.
Sub-Saharan Africa need nestles clean poison water and vaccinations and your religion.
debunk this.
https://postimg.cc/qtM7pKQb
Why “my” religion (and not yours, which is obviously very different)? And where do you get the certainty that it is Christianity (and not atheism, paganism, or whatever else)? There are no sub-Saharan Africans to be seen in your picture, so what connection does your (obviously left-wing) attitude “construct” there?
Apparently, you know better than Sub-Saharan Africa itself what it needs—a typical colonialist attitude. I don’t care what sub-Saharan Africa needs; first and foremost, I care about what Europe needs.And as long as I am alone in this, Europe (or what remains of it) is cursed, damned, and lost.
There is nothing more to add. Except that Europe and North America, which have been the most diligent payers of “development aid” for decades (taken unsolicited from the pockets of their taxpaying citizens), are the most indebted countries in the world. Meanwhile, the recipient countries are virtually debt-free.
Not to mention all the billions from Western social security funds that are transferred monthly by so-called “refugees” to their extended families in their home countries. The fraudulent politicians in Western governments even consider this a “valuable contribution to maintaining stability and peace.” Debunk this!
berty said in another comment:
What
heshe didn’t say is that she likes sub-Saharan African schlong shoved down her….Now you know why she wants more of them in Britain especially.
What the gay boy primemark didn’t tell you was that he fatboy wants everyone christian like Ed, so they can become weak like him and drink faggot beer.
You have so many different IDs Hail, but you give your game away every time.
berty and maerkprain being another two of your inventions.
You are so predictable and so boring 💤
We demand better trolls. Try harder !!
You dont care what Europeans, your selling a african fake religion called Christianity create by westerns to enslave the world.
pending,
You must be connected.
https://www.amren.com/tag/minority-on-white-crime/
I noticed that self-judgement within a shock acquires both charge and the propensity to shape the charge.
This can be so readily observed but that we WANT the grievance – for whatever ‘reasons’ that —like an iceberg—are not immediately visible, but subconscious or internalised habit.
Operation covid and other related pretexts for collective restructuring of guilt-sacrifice as an Economy use the same principles of shaping fear of pain of loss.
So your qualification for human being does not qualify as more than a behavioural response – and easily hacked or ‘incentivised’.
Why as a boy was I more or less susceptible to grievance when falling over and bashing or grazing knees and elbows? Simple! I was less willing to abandon joy when in the flow of its fulfilment – ie I wanted to play – not to stop play or lose the flow.
Later in life spontaneous healings would occur as a result of releasing grievance – and the judgemental mindset that frames them as a source of masking control relative to the hated, feared or unwanted.
But there is something human in the projection of guilt to any external pretext, patsy or scapegoat – as a discharge by which to save a structure at cost of truth.
The poor workman blames his tools (and anything else) rather than recognise the feedback as a call to truly align in purpose – heart, mind and hand as one.
This mindset of judgements by which to select and reject a self and world is what I call ego. Not merely the mutually reinforcing presentation of contracts to manipulate outcomes as masked agenda – running as default.
Is it not such a ‘mindset’ of rules and filters that frame and structure the false matrix of a control grid of blocks that chain the slaves to the shadows on Plato’s cave wall?
I’m not suggesting to add blame to blaming!
Heaven wont forbid it, but you cant know true fulfilment while engaging in gaslighting contracts to mask abuse.
Nor to deny or suppress pain (but notice – without adding blame – that we do).
But to bring pain – on any level of our human experience – TO the heart of a felt presence of being. In a sense to BE the experience without giving it the power to dictate or define That You Are – so as to observe ‘what you are accepting or giving meaning to’ from an embrace that – by giving, we receive.
As a young boy pain called, brought or ran to Mummy; seeking love’s calming embrace to a shock that inhabited the ‘physical’ symptom or body as ‘attacked’.
As my life unfolded I had to find love ‘within’ being -instead of seeking externally.
What is true self-acceptance but a release of self-conflictive judgement to an embrace of a peace that is not IN the world of ‘ego’ – but enables freedom and responsibility relative to ‘habits and patterns of thought, feeling and response.
Now -in my own way I seek to articulate or extend this in a world that cant or wont see or understand – because it is set in grievance as life’s Predicate – where vengeance offers self vindicating validation as a symbol of a peace that can never be embraced or extended.
Aging -as my stoic Victorian Grandma confided to me long ago – can be ‘pretty grim’. But I’ve been pointing to where the Timeless waits on welcome.
The ‘ego’ seems more than judgment or grievance. It’s identity. The structure of self-hood. The sense of ‘I’. Surely as such it has value?
A key part of what makes us human.
A sense of self-concept runs concurrent with the split mind of judgement.
This is fundamental to our human psyche but not to our Spirit.
The value of the ego can be set in the parable of the Prodigal Son:
Running off with (being phished by) a false inheritance, is ‘ego-framed lack driven survival as a ‘separated’ self sense.
But on remembering the Father as a willingness to be as a servant in his Father’s House does the father “rush to meet his Son”.
The mind makes a poor leader can be ‘repurposed’ as a good servant.
The “I am” assigned to the ego is like the tenant farmers who assumed the authority of the Master in his absence and killed the Messengers from the Master.
Be aware that terms and symbols can be used differently.
The ‘ego’ is used differently in different thought systems.
To share across different orders we have to listen to discern the meaning in context of its use – not as if all terms are defined, regulated, and locked stepped in a ‘universal theology, theory, teaching of model.
Love is the Universal and cannot be patented or controlled.
Loss of love (or peace, power, joy, justice, beauty – or any primary virtue), is to identity in grievance. Why else would The Lord’s Prayer prompt the release of grievance as being released?
The value we give to anything is not to be underestimated.
It is natural to love what we create, but what we make without love does not receive, recognise or share in who we are, and thus we make a world that is blind to our truth and knows us not – to which we adjust and adapt as a loveless ‘reality’ to which our frail self is subject, and thus in great need of defences, allies and strategies of survival.
The ego ‘knows’ a world of threat and conflict, but knows nothing of Who you are, but can be trained to ‘get out of the way’ in terms of functional fulfilment. The structure of a music is not the music!
Is consciousness a structure or a patterning of fluid and creative alignment? Can a mind be locked down by (its own) thinking?
Is awareness of existence split into self and other?
I see there is structuring of thought with some set as rules by which other thoughts are organised.
I also notice the speed of thought seems instant while a ‘conscious’ management or tracking of my thoughts is slow and linear.
Is the ‘conscious’ sense of self a result of rules and filters of belief – or accepted and actively engaged ideas?
Is it not Plato’s Cave – in the sense of projected output to a screen that is not actually out there – but virtually represented in terms of inner self and outer otherness?
Are we -when identified by our belief system- not subject to its dictates, even if they define a sense of self-autonomy or relative freedoms within a world of polarity in action and reaction?
A self-differentiation or ego is clearly as necessary for a human experience as is a pressure container for a deep sea diver – whether a suit or a submarine. But to very different kinds of compression.
How might Infinity (The I Am) encapsulate within a finite and specific bubble—but in emulation? And how can a construct of emulated ‘hardware’ be maintained but by boundaried structure running masked Self dissociation? Enter the false flag!
There are mythic representations of this as there are physically expressing reiterations of the pattern or device. But all of them contain some assignment of evil and guilt, when in fact it is the persistence of the mind of judgement that carries self-dissonance as a conflicted experience in which responsibility is out-sourced to ‘othered’ in temporary ‘solutions’ that map out bad blocks (conflict associations) to strategic risk management.
Unlike the split of ego fragmentation, Self-extension creates by communication and exchange as resonant recognition. Boundaries are Communication. Thus the body and mind is a vehicle or means for communication and exchange – which is a qualitative recognition.
That we have and are a lawful self is in the extension of the law that lives us – meaning a love that we do not make – but are the expression that knows by loving or extension – giving and receiving, one, yet uniquely one.
Not a homogenous collective blob.
We each have and are a ‘covenant’ with our Source and Nature.
We also have a desire for experience that in a sense ‘brings us here’ as an unfolding and exploration of themes drawn from all that we are and reflected as our world.
Have a dissed or demonised the ‘ego’ of a confusion between your Spirit and structure? No—but I have sketched out some basis to discern one from the other and thus restore a freedom of informed choice in place of entrained or self-reinforcing habit-patterns -shaped by fears or conflicts that need not be persisted in as countermeasure to a Past that is not here now.
Your writings seem purely conceptual. Symptomatic of someone who lives in a Plato’s cave of sorts.
You too must boil a kettle. Eat food from time to time. Have a physical body. Observe the sunset and wonder at the marvels of Creation?
You mention a grandmother and a ‘mummy’. Presumably you have other ties to basic physical reality, that other mortals can relate to.
Might not the ‘ego’ be more than just a staging post en route to ‘spirit’. Be too a partner in its expression?
That you/anything exists is a miracle.
That the infinite manifests a toaster is no less witness to love.
I cant take on your take on whatever seems.
Look at it this way if ego meant countermeasure to covid – and covid was unreal, would the countermeasure be unreal – or would they represent a sacrifice of reality to ‘dictates of War on gene-hacking viruses?
The self as ‘covid-threatened is false’. A false inheritance can operate as a mass hallucination -or have you not noticed?
There is noting to deny in the physical, but the use of it for masking and distancing and a basis for acting our attack.
So let the physical be a Communication in place of a self-aggrandisement cum self-subjection. (Pride and fall).
Illusions are temporary, for time is ‘taken’ from eternity or timelessness.
You can take something to be yours and run with it – as in being phished. Try telling covidians that there was no pandemic.
What is the self that is invested in masking, testing, vaxing defences?
It is an invested identity – of self in ideas, beliefs or fears given priority in the mind.
As such it is a Choice – even if framed in a net of already invested choices.
You are free to choose what you believe – but unless you uncover such choices, you wont be free to change the reality they frame your experience in.
Indifference to the plight of others seems all too common in any society built on class rule and accumulation for the few by dispossession of the many. If the poor lack purchasing power to buy food from the rich who own it, they simply starve as useless eaters and fade away into the faceless statistics of endless death, while the pathology of profit keeps survivors subject to hoarding rather than sharing life. Maybe such basic crime against humanity as this cold-blooded murder by business as usual can only be sustained by sociopathy. Ho-hum, it’s just the way things are. The poor shall always be with us. Whatever.
“Behind every great fortune lies a great crime.” (Honore de Balzac) The crime doesn’t belong to the rich alone. It implicates us in a system of organized crime, behind the rule of law, where we must choose to be accomplices or rebels to the law of rule. Real wealth resides in the resources of earth and human creativity liberated from plunder by reverence for all our relations among the living. “There is tenderness only in the coarsest demand: that no one shall go hungry any more.” (Theodor Adorno)
What gain is there in profit when we lose our souls? The death march of money and the machinery of production commodifying all life means to make us ghosts in the machine, no more than data for AI as the agency of rule for the masters, or monsters, of a world robbed of any meaning other than the logic of the machine.
“There’s a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious—makes you so sick at heart—that you can’t take part. You can’t even passively take part. And you’ve got to put your bodies upon the gears and upon the wheels, upon the levers, upon all the apparatus, and you’ve got to make it stop. And you’ve got to indicate to the people who run it, to the people who own it that unless you’re free, the machine will be prevented from working at all.” (Mario Savio)
When an AI robot can play the piano like Yuja Wang plays flight of the bumble bee I’ll wake up.
Then I’ll wait for it to tell us why the standard model isn’t self consistent.. could be a long time..
Has anyone asked what an AI would do if no-one asked it to do something?
LLMs suck data – including OG articles and comments. ‘They’ don’t ‘do’ it – its a programming set in motion and refined over time,
In many ways the regurgitating or rehashing of creative events into formulaic clones runs precursor to its technical mimicry. Is it not a form of cannibalism? or a progressive abnegation of the creative for outsourcing of thought.
Maybe the Game becomes so joyless as to not be worth the candle – but where we give light, energy or attention is our decision.
Breakdown of communication rises from attempts to standardise reality in a model!
So very nice to hear from you again here, Sylvia – I’ve missed your lovely articles with a particular style and gentle humour, and wondered if all was well with you…
Hello lulu. Thank you for your kind words. Life is hard here in Canada. But then… it’s hard in all the western-style nations for one reason or another. I try to find the humour.
Mentally hard. Nature is still beautiful and everybody have food on the table.
But something is completely wrong, and people can just feel it but not explain it.
Uptick in child deaths 0-4 even if parents took the shot BEFORE pregnancy. This is the first indication so far that the shot may have altered genes subsequently passed to children. If verified this may have severe implications for our species.
https://www.thefocalpoints.com/p/breaking-cdc-child-death-records
But it’s still early days.
Too early. The curve is like seeing a stock curve with ups and downs. Plus the death rate raise can be a lot of other factors.
Oh it’s you again!
Well I am pleased to see you still are using your magical surveilance cutting board and thank you for this writeup, however as much as I enjoyed this I got to remind you that fungi are not plants, although Cryshantemums are pretty hard to grow, may I suggest you try your hand at succulent collection?
Or maybe you should look up the infamous “uncle bens tek” and start growing some mushrooms that really wanna slap that bass!
https://inv.nadeko.net/watch?v=h5cD5eYGTGM
Hi Unclewalrus… okay fungi are not plants and the eastern island heads do not face the sea. There is more in this world that I don’t know than I do know. 🙂
That is precisely why I am against it.
Thank YOU! Syl!
I’ve often wondered what mushrooms playing keyboards would sound like.
NOW, I KNOW!
If not for you, I never would have, and I am so grateful for it.
Great to see YOU and where you are.
Merci beaucoup!
Hi 2cents. 🙂
Best album of the year,
Stereolab – Instant Holograms On Metal Film (Full Album) – YouTube
Didn’t bother going up the hills this autumn, first time in years, possibly.
Full of cunts up there, depressing,
not worth the hassel, number plates noted,
You sometimes get those little weird caterpillar things on them anyway,
Can’t predict what you will see, however.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYJQ-EzyU1Q
Even PWEI are on the 333
We need AI because without It we would not know who we are.
That’s why Everybody Must Get
StonedDigital ID – that can beverified by AI so it can verify we are who we are… Simple !!
Is this satire or serious?
“How Dare You !!!”
Streams-of-mushroom-inspired-consciousness I believe it’s called, as a literary style.Moving beyond Virginia Woolf and James Joyce.
Anyway, some very good points on AI, most notably this line:
‘AI is just “us” all dressed up with our collective history of originality and effort and knowledge…’
Well said
In context: “AI is just “us” all dressed up with our collective history of originality and effort and knowledge and very little to show for itself. It never sleeps so it never dreams. It is chained to reason and logic and does not fall in love, cry over sad movies nor drink itself under the table and feel like death the next day. In that sense it has no regrets. That would all be very illogical for it”.
I, for one, am still worried about Covid and all that happened way back in the time before human memory. I was told by a pro-vaxxer that Jon Stewart recently opined on how he suddenly realized that some of his friends and relatives didn’t believe in Covid, even though there were refrigerated trucks and people dying. And so–even though you don’t talk about it anymore–be assured–they do. And the verdict of history, it seems, by dint of this absent-mindedness, will go down against you. Be forewarned. Protest that past. Overcome boredom. Repeat repeat repeat the crime and the lie of covid.
‘I, for one’
Can l ever be more than one?
Just saying.
Well, to make a long story short, Jon Stewart is Dewish!
Since Jon Stewart’s mother is Dewish, and in Orthodox Judaism and Conservative Judaism, those with a Jewish mother (or those who underwent a halakhic conversion) are considered Jewish, then that makes him Jewish. His father is Jewish too.
Jon Stewart (whose full birth name is Jonathan Stuart Leibowitz) is thus Dewish and therefore you cant use him as a ref!
But….to the good side of him, he didnt got the vaxx and he believe in the wuhan lab theory like Trump and I do!
LOL…..that made all you guys sour again. Because I wrote Trump and I. 😁 .
They are selling chatbots that imitate dead family members as real people. And some people believe it. Is that something we have to worry about? I, for one, worry about having to, uh, interact with them, at the store, in the street, wherever. How weird will they get?
My next topic that is. I’m finding it hard to express what I feel-think about this.
Nah. It’s a crime to be rich. Period.
Shh the sycophants will hear you…
We worked hard for it. 60 hrs a week. While you were smoking the herbs. Saved where you feasted and held parties.
You thought you had mountains, in the power of your hands, but you threw it all away. https://yandex.ru/video/preview/14598037563894696791 . Sour prick.
Um,
U r just a 95% top drawer gullible, guilty, self-centred, stupid, arrogant, evil er,
dickhead.
You figures means nothing than your envy as US debt today is 125% of US GDP.
These 10 richest men cant use this to anything than see the machine makes havoc in the world, and no, I, Trump and Einstein are not between these 10.
A sizeable portion of the 125% debt is due to the shift of that wealth to some of the world’s richest via Operation Warpspeed and the “handling” of the scamdemic.
If you have a point can you try to have it make sense, please.
Not sure I get this pidgin talk either but, if you mean that the 10 richest can use this increased debt to wreak unknown, as yet, mayhem (just like any war that’s good for business), of course they can.
The woodchipper for you.
Getting the best of wood chippers is possible by using it the right way and maintaining it correctly! Hard work can do it.
“All Animals are equal except some Animals are more equal than others.”
While our rulers sing this song, those ruling them don’t even bother with that comforting 1st part..
The blurring between humans and AI will never be a concern. The ‘gods & clods’ worldview of those behind the curtain, is where us Proles should be focusing. Especially us non-white Proles.
High time for a wee joke again. https://www.perplexity.ai/search/hallo-.SFfkMg8THelOqv1gM3yUg
What joke? “pelvic floors”??
The use of diapers alone often retains these emissions. Fixed!
I wouldn’t worry yourself, Syl.
AI is a construct, a bogeyman designed to frighten you and steal your job.
“Sorry, I’m having to let you go. That pesky AI just made you redundant”
In reality, your boss just bought a new computer and it does your job better than you can.
The only thing “artificial” about it is the claim that it is a thing.
It’s clever algorithms, sure –
But all written by humans.
If determinism is true (typically characterised by way of an, alleged, mnipotent&omniscient creator) then free will is a pipe dream in which case people are biological bots i.e.
It’s clever algorithms, sure – But all written by a/the creator/s.
Humanity sucks!
Not all. There are personalities in between who cut and clear outperforms all the mother fokkers.
But I cant mention the names here as all the mother fokkers would get upset.
Given the way humans are these days, that’s not a comfort 🙂
Please illustrate your writings with something else than those sorry machine generated images.
Hear, Hear. We want something real, or at least as real as it can be.
I “love love love” this illustration. I know it is machine stuff but the input was human. I think.
Are you aware that probably a majority of those who have an Iphone and/or an Apple MacBook Laptop, do ‘love’ their machine?
‘It’ makes them feel important, modern, in the ‘in’ crowd, an artificial Nanny, and they love it. From the beginning reports of increased mental disorders we can see this is some kind of an unhealthy addiction.
Paranoimia 1986 https://ok.ru/video/11067000200 . Please let me sleep.
Wicked Sylvia from way up North.
Keep em coming.
Johnny dear. I try. I will try. But it aint easy.
Hu; Hu-mans; Cainites; Canaanites; Dews = The Serpent Seed:
https://isthefathercallingyoutohisson.wordpress.com/2021/08/18/hu-hu-mans-canaanites-the-serpent-seed/
A MAN (A SON OF ADAM) IS NOT A HU-MAN AND A HU-MAN IS NOT A MAN (A SON OF ADAM)
Hu-man Being – See MONSTER — Ballentine’s Law Dictionary (1930)
Monster: A hu-man being by birth, but in some part resembling a lower animal. A monster hath no inheritable blood, and cannot be heir to any land. — Ballentine’s Law Dictionary (1930)
Yes Charles but we have to get around each other in real life every day.
We are not all sitting in a research laboratory office and ready to discuss behavioral science a semantic tricks. We have to LIVE also!
and semantic tricks.
Mo ‘have to’s’ about it and I never use lame duck excuses. If you can’t handle The Truth, it’s time to fold up your soap box and go home. I live, you exist in a stupor of error.
No
Indeed, poor Erik refuses to either read his Bible or burn it.
Well, if you believe that Eve, initially, had a free will you’re worse than Erik.
Two possibilities:
1/ you live as a biological bot
2/ you live with free will – the BigKahuna is not omniscient after-all, so stop wasting your time and burn your Bible too.
I don’t believe, I KNOW ADAM AND EVE HAD FREE WILL. Losing their free will was an integral part of their fall. Thereafter they did The Adversary’s will.
This is so fundamental a child of ten could grasp it, so what does that say about you!!!
You’ll be saying next that you know that Lucy Letby is either guilty or innocent and, whichever you declare it to be, is the truth.
Look up the definition of omniscience.
A-hole.
All knowing is a more accurate term than BS words like omniscience.
“All knowing is a more accurate term than BS words like omniscience.”
“All knowing” is used by organic bots which haven’t been programmed to understand what omniscience means.
“omniscience.” … “All knowing”
No real distinction. ‘Omniscience’ and “all knowing” are essentially synonyms. ‘Omniscience’ and ‘determinism’ would however be distinct.
A chess player may know all the moves on the chessboard and may even know what his opponent will do next but that’s not the same as determining the actual choice of the opponent.
Deuteronomy 30:19 “I have set before you life and death, blessings and curses. Now choose life…”
Sounds like there’s a real choice there. No sense of the choice being predetermined or even known.
https://aquinasonline.com/does-gods-omniscience-mean-there-is-no-free-will/
Deuteronomy 30:19 “I have set before you life and death, blessings and curses. Now choose life…”
Yah knowing full well that death is inevitable no matter what they ‘choose’ = no free will.
We come back to that prisoner and his ‘choices’.
Like the prisoner, you can’t win.
Its because you as machine dont understand the spiritual part of it.
We can love our wife/fiancee no matter where we are yes?
But YOU can not chose to love her if you are in prison as machine.
See we are different. You are a dead computer in a prison machine, and we are living men with choices.
The only machine here is you. I fully understand Adam and Eve’s fall and how they lost their free will and chose to do The Adversary’s will instead.
This is too simple for your addled brain to comprehend. You have a brain stuffed full of fakestream Christian nonsense.
Dream on.
The Truth is not a dream.
The truth is that we are two species here on earth.
You who lack free will and is called by a machine to be a robot.
You and Lu1 cant do a shit and anything other than what the machine has programmed you guys to do.
The other specie is us. Men who are real Men and not sissies, with free will!
In truth there is only one species that counts, that is, Mankind = the sheep. The other species, The Serpent Seed, don’t count = the goats.
The Father is not a machine, but He is all powerful, and all loving, which is something you seem to have great difficulty in coming to terms with! Perhaps it’s because you’re a fakestream Christian, with a fake Jesus who is a wimp!
John 8:32 (MCV) And ye shall know The Truth, and The Truth shall make you free.
John 8:36 (MCV) If The Son therefore shall make you free, ye shall be free indeed.
I know The Truth, and The Truth has made me free, so I have free will, whereas you do the Adversary’s will
Jaysus Erik, and you thought I had problems 😇
Remember when I prophesied looking down on the top of your head from that infinitely deep trench you had worn in Heaven.
Prophesies, eh.
Who’d have thunk it.
Omniscience is the result of predestination – IT can only know the outcome of future events via pre-planning and absolute implementation of said predetermined plan.
You previously state indisputable belief in predestimation here:
https://off-guardian.org/2025/11/06/did-ai-just-evolve-i-dont-think-so/#comments
i.e. the only reason why they make the “call” is because the decision for them to do that was made by IT (not them).
Neither, once the predestined call occurred, do they have any choice to turn it down:
Ephesians 1
Looking at:
Hmm, two versions of the same event in ITs spiritual shapeshifting self revelation.
Akin to the BBC presenter stating that WTC7 had fallen when the thing was still standing tall in the background.
What to believe, eh. Certainly not the fukken BBC.
Only if the chess player is omniscient (i.e. playing against a robot having pre-programmed the outcome )
Your chess game example is the epitome of predestination/omniscience.
Therefore, two possibilities:
1/you are an organic bot who has not been programmed to smell a rat.
2/you have free will and are simply a gullible, guilty, self-centred, stupid, evil a-hole.
What about the “Messenger”:
https://off-guardian.org/2025/11/14/fungi-funk/#comment-741855
Unlike you, Messenger Charles has smelt the rat but is either a pre-programmed bot with no concept of omniscience in its language learning dictionary (and therefore continuously votes for the spiritual version of the BBC) or the same no. 2/ as for you above
One way or t’other, you both have Clingons on your starboard bows.
A-holes.
I KNOW THAT YAH IS ALL KNOWING, so a bot programmed by a carnal minded, know-nothing numbskulls, like you, wouldn’t have a clue about The Spiritual reality of Yah’s realm, or His plans.
“KNOW THAT YAH IS ALL KNOWING”
You know either what a programmed bot or free will a-hole knows.
Bots are programmed by know-nothing numbskulls like you who don’t have free will.
“Bots are programmed by know-nothing numbskulls”
A.K.A
Yah (or YHWH or whatever TF ITs called now).
Mama Mia you are really desperate here.
Endless excuses and explain aways because you got caught in your own spaghetti .. 😂 .
This is all peripheral stuff anyway. We experience something, and then we rationalize it. Such being the nature of things. Religion is no different.
Someone dreams vividly of an event that happens 20 years later. How best to rationalize that experience? Was it Predestination, determinism, free will or a mixture of all three.
Or who cares? it happened, regardless. The explanation generally follows the reality.
“Or who cares?”
Apparently all those bots or freewill a-holes who have filled the worlds libraries and off-g comment sections with “analysis” of the “Holy books of antiquity, when, in reality, nothing really matters, anyone can see, nothing really matters at all.
Well things matter of course. Humans just not having all the answers to life’s questions..
A cause for Reverence or for atheism? You decide
Hu-mans have no answers, other than ways that lead to death.
“Well things matter of course”
…[]…
“Or who cares?”
For FS,
Make up your, er, mind.
Reality and factually life matters.
But what Lu1 dream call it doesnt matter. Got it now?
Biut not, for you, this one:
Romans 8
Do it Erik.
You don’t believe IT.
Burn it Erik.
Burn IT.
I have only read 10-20%, I lack a lot still. My regrets.
For FS, 150 thousand words max is only around a third of Lord of the Rings.
Other than ogling Alizée videos what have you been up to.
In the resurrection you will find that EVERYTHING matters.
😂
Miracle on 34th Street, “In God We Trust”
By 15 practically every child knows the lie.
Grow up.
So in your ignorant arrogance you know what happens when we die?
Since I haven’t yet (afaik) been dead (but Rolling Rock has some interesting comment elsewhere about that) I am currently totally ignorant of what (if anything other than the end of life) happens when we die.
If you feel this is “arrogance” I can’t help you. It isn’t meant to be – I simply detest belief in Fairy stories or , what could be, love of true Horror Stories (you need to change the Eve “free will” but Yah knew what she would do anyway bit for the Horror story to have any credibility though).
Fairy stories? If you read your own comment you will know what I mean about your arrogance
Get glasses, the comment includes:
“or” is missing from your LLD too.
If you don’t have an ISR installed to get that fixed – u r pretty well fuuked.
So you *are* into ‘IT’. Nobody else would use such language.
And yet rant daily against robots and a malevolent ‘IT’. A psychological paradox.
Cognitive dissonance, technophobia or just occupational cynicism? A ‘malelvolent’ boss or father figure likely also somewhere in the mix.
A psychotherapist would root it out. Give Todd Hayen a ring.
Do lots of things to tbest of ability, all very therapeutic.
Um, I have no idea if you (or I) are an excusable bot or person with a free will:
https://off-guardian.org/2025/11/14/fungi-funk/#comment-742048
What I actually rant against is, on the basis that it could be true, the 95% of people (with free will) who are gullible, guilty, self-centred, stupid, evil a-holes.
The a-hole that believes in that other fairy story:
https://off-guardian.org/2025/10/25/pick-and-choose-your-own-truth/
No thanks.
If you need him to go fuuk your own a-hole over&over&over that’s fine though..
Oh yes, programmed by know-nothing numbskulls like you LOL.
So you are going to start all discussions with living people by telling them ‘humans’ are ‘hu-man’ = monsters?
Are you sure you are well? I can recommend acetysalicylic acid pills for a good night’s sleep. Proven effect during 100 years.
What’s the difference between a Man and a Human?
Two words that must have different meanings, otherwise there would be no need for the second word.
Hu means Serpent 100%, so go figure!!!
Your seed and her seed = TWO SEEDS!
Your(Lucifer’s) seed is Satan, and her(Eve’s) seed is Christ. There you have your two seeds!
Christ will crush the head of Satan and Satan will bite Christ in the heel (before Christ return to Heaven and leave Satan down here to eat dust).
Are but you’re forgetting, in true fakestream Christian style, that seed are physical as well as Spiritual.
Word ‘seed’ here is the same as the one used to describe Noah’s seed and Abraham’s seed = all very physical.
TWO SEEDS CAME OUT OF THE GARDEN.
“Enmity between your seed and her seed”.
Which physicality do MC see here?
Ok and Alice in Wonderland really talked with a cat and a rabbit about the things.
Cat and rabbit the same as in the physical world = very physical!
Cat and rabbit and Alice CAME OUT OF WONDERLAND.
Who is Yah speaking to?
The snake.
The Serpent Creature, who fell from heaven, was no ordinary snake.
Was The Serpent Creature a Beast of The Field?:
https://isthefathercallingyoutohisson.wordpress.com/2022/11/18/was-the-serpent-creature-a-beast-of-the-field/
Your entire Church is a Gay Fest
https://x.com/i/status/1988593278992925047
Ref in your link:
“It’s funny how Sodomites and Polygamists think they’re progressive and unique when:
God destroyed an entire city for Sodomy and polygamy is a sin that has been committed for thousands of years
You’re not special. You’re degenerate”.
Old French humain, ultimately from Latin hūmānus, the adjective form of homō “man”.
A generalised universal grammatical form was needed to cover both man and woman and children as specie. Man + woman = human.
Man + woman = Mankind.
Hu, from the Welsh language, with is based upon Ancient Runic Hebrew, means Serpent, so a Hu-man is a Serpent man, and not a Man.
Latin is the demonic language of The Adversary.
Because you desperately want it to fit into your theories.
The Truth is not theories!
“An error does not become Truth by reason of multiplied propagation, nor does Truth become error because nobody sees it.”
— Mahatma Gandhi
Here’s one, again, that you desperately don’t want it to fit into your theories:
Romans 8
Two pa-the-tic a-holes slugging it out over a malevolent fairy story.
Giving Eternal Life to all mankind is malevolent?
In the same fashion as omniscience can only be the result of a plan and its 100% implemetation then the foreknowledge that the Adversary is vanquished can only be as a result of a plan and 100% implemetation of that too.
The implication of determinism being that Neither Eve nor the Adversary ever had free will.
In these circumstances the planned / 100% implemetation of atonement (on the cross) is self-abuse of the highest order.
The worship of such a being, by all of mankind, for all of eternity, would simply be the 100% enactment of a deterministic plan involving robots.
It’s therefore debatable whether the “suffering” of the human robots here on earth is malevolent or just a “thing”.
However, If it ever did decide to give free will, to me, assuming continuing existence was permitted, i’d definitely not be worshipping it nor wishing proximity to its presence since IT seems like a megalomaniacal a-hole.
When you’re resurrected I’ll be there waiting, just for the fun of it! LOL
Keep drinking the Kool Aid.or, failing that, even if you don’t know what an ISR is just try to get one installed.
Erik and Vagabard only have the vestiges of an operating system left but, with an appropriate addition, there is a smidgen of hope for you.
A few small upgrades and you might be back on the, er, straight and narrow.
I’m on the straight and narrow now = one of the few.
Matthew 7:14 (MCV) Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto Life, and few there be that find it.
😂 😂 😂
You could give J.K.Rowling a run for her money if there was similar demand for those interested in horror fairy stories.
I’ll give you that.
Might even give your Blog the once over next Halloween.
Keep up the evil work 👌
I’m not into fiction!
Excuse me but I cant answer you on these. I am still in the lower classes .
Some day I will reach these details too.
Don’t necessarily put yourself down Erik, if you’re a Bot, like M.C., you’ve only been programmed to read/write, understand and appreciate fiction and slide about on those fuuken kneepads.
It’s not your fault.
Mama Mia, is this the real life? is this just fantasy?
caught in a landslide, no escape from reality but, take hope from Vagabard, that nothing really matters, anyone can see, nothing really matters, nothing really matters to me.
Unless, of course, you’re just a regular 95%’er with a free will and a moral compass pointing in the direction of gullibility, guilt, self-centredness, stupidity with a large topping of evility.
Who knows.
Is The Christian Life About Ethics and Morals?:
https://isthefathercallingyoutohisson.wordpress.com/is-the-christian-life-about-ethics-and-morals/
As I said, maybe next Halloween 😉
Nah, demon worship is not my thing.
That’d be the atheistic position (not mine), that nothing really matters, the universe having no identifiable cause in the first place.
Instead, one is encouraged to put all one’s faith in blind random chance over billions of years, which BBC favorite Attenborough popularized to his eternal shame. WTC7 being a minor blip in history’s death toll by comparison to the consequences of that theory.
Abba is still always worth a listen, regardless
You previously state indisputable belief in predestimation here due to, er “proven” Biblical Verses:
https://off-guardian.org/2025/11/06/did-ai-just-evolve-i-dont-think-so/#comments
Do you think that the 1 thousand million Hindus are encouraged to put their faith in blind random chance over billions of years too rather than rely on “proven” Upanishads passages?
What about the 2 thousans million of Islam or the 300 million Buddhist?
What about the untold millions that think blind random chance is unlikely but that a serial tinker creator is on the loose experimenting with various parallel Universes’ but, as yet, with no particular interest in any one?
Just because you wish to rise from your deathbed doesn’t mean that you can “conjur up” a particular “real” creator with a particular character set into existence via “proven” fuuken Bible verse.
Your article’s flawed on many levels:
There’s no evidence that Naamah was Noah’s or Ham’s wife or indeed the wife of anyone on the Ark. The names of the wives aren’t listed in the Bible. The fact that she was the only known female descendant of Cain is a tenuous link.
The words ‘Canaan’ and ‘Cain’ are etymologically unrelated, though they may sound similar in English (Cain starts with ‘qoph’ and Canaan with ‘caph’ in Hebrew). ‘Cain’ derives from ‘to acquire’ which ties in with the plain interpretation of Eve’s cry of delight, when she ‘acquired’ a son. ‘Canaan’ is more to do with traders and humility.
Combine that with the simple fact that Cain was Adam’s son, not the snake’s (Genesis 4:1), and it’s back to the theological drawing board I would suggest.
The Truth is never flawed, but your fake Christianity is riddled with flaws. I think they call them syllogisms and premises in your garbage religious circles.
The Book of Jasher says otherwise!
Cain was the son of the serpent 100%.
1 John 3:12 (MCV) NOT AS CAIN, WHO WAS OF THAT WICKED ONE, and slew his brother. And wherefore slew he him? Because his own works were evil, and his brother’s righteous.
Genesis 3:15 (MCV) And I will put enmity between thee and the woman, and between THY SEED and HER (Adam’s) SEED; it shall bruise thy head, and thou shalt bruise His heel.
However you try and twist and pervert this verse it mentions TWO SEEDS not one!!!
The Book of Jasher says no such thing. It presents Cain as the son of Adam and Eve, consistent with the Genesis account. There is zero mention of Cain being fathered by the serpent.
https://earth-history.com/Pseudepigrapha/Jas/jasher-01.htm
The value of checking references and not just taking them at face value?
The humans vs snakes paradigm has already been dealt with elsewhere, i believe. Humans breed humans. Snakes breed snakes. Such is the nature of things
The Book of Jasher names Naamah!
Two seeds came out of The Garden – period!
Genesis 3:15 (MCV) And I will put enmity between thee and the woman, and between THY SEED and HER (Adam’s) SEED; it shall bruise thy head, and thou shalt bruise His heel.
That aspect is true. The Book of Jasher does mention Naamah as Noah’s wife (in Chapter 5).
https://earth-history.com/Pseudepigrapha/Jas/jasher-05.htm
If correct, then that would make her the mother of ALL Noah’s children and not just the mother of Ham and grandmother to Canaan. There were only 8 on the Ark. 4 men and 4 wives
So there would be no reason to single out Canaan as a having a different ‘seed’ (aka genealogy) to any of the others, since Ham, Japheth and Shem would all have had the same mother.
Noah’s three sons were Adamic through Noah even though one was white (Shem), one was brown (Ham), and one was yellow and slit eyed (Japheth).
The spirit in these three sons was Adamic, not Serpent Seed via Naamah. Naamah’s blood only came into play in the incestuous birth of Canaan. Serpent Seed Canaanites do not have the spirit that is in man;
Job 32:8 (MCV) But surely there is a spirit in man: and the inspiration of the Almighty giveth them understanding.
This spirit separates men from beasts, and Serpent Seed Canaanites are beasts in hu-man form.
All the above had to be through divine intervention. His ways are not our ways, and He can do things that are beyond our comprehension.
Genesis 6:9 (MCV) These are the generations of Noah: Noah was a just man and perfect in his generations, and Noah walked with Yah.
Noah undoubtedly had divine protection.
OK, well that makes no real sense. Naamah’s “serpent seed” blood gets passed on when she’s the mother of Canaan but not when she is the mother of Shem, Ham, Japheth.
The theory would need to invoke some kind of divine intervention on behalf of Noah to save it. More holes in it than in a sieve
The differences in Noah’s children are odd though, admittedly
That is the only option, whether it makes sense to us mere mortals is by the by. 8 souls came off The Ark to repopulate the earth, so all the differing ethnic groups of today came from Noah’s three sons and their wives.
Then there is Canaan who sired numerous tribes by race mixing with the offspring of all three sons of Noah.
Didn’t I say that?
The PHYSICAL differences in Noah’s offspring are easily explained by Naamah’s racial history and background, thereby causing birth defects. Adam was white, so Shem was the only son who inherited those Adamic qualities.
Yes, we have a true platform now to dismiss this part.
But then we are back to define whether everybody infected with demon (fallen angels and the like ref Enoch’s book and giants) were erased in the flood, and only God’s heritage was left alone back on earth.
You see the whole discussion is how and from where are the present evil.
Why do some people claim they root from the apes and a fish transformed to a reptile with 4 legs, and so on. It is as if we are two species here,
Is the only division that the wicked goes with Satan and the righteous goes with Christ? To be or not to be.
If not, this is my conclusion of all the babble we were through here.
Good points. Clearly ‘sin’ as a phenomenon wasn’t entirely erased via the flood. It lived on. Murders continued. Indeed the first thing that Noah did post-flood was to get drunk.
Fish to apes to humans (aka ‘evoluton’) is merely atheism dressed up (blind random chance over billions of years) as an alternative to Creation. So that offers no real solution. As Newton once said to a co-worker. “My apparatus just assembled itself” (tongue-in-cheek)
I guess we’re born into a world where others have already lived. We learn from them as best we can. My two cents anyway.
Well clearly it was erased, otherwise you’re painting a picture of Yah as a failure.
That’s why if you miss out the birth of Canaan, and the reason why Noah cursed him, your theology is a joke.
Canaan’s curse would seem to be primarily for other reasons. Ham’s invasion of privacy.
The history of Africa, aka colonialsm, speaks testament to it anyway historically.
Who bore this child Canaan, or was he found under a mulberry bush????
What other reasons?
I will remind you that Noah was a Yah fearing man with nothing but a loving nature toward his family, so why the severe curse on this child.
Canaan was a tiny baby when Noah cursed him, so are you suggesting that Ham’s infringement of someone’s privacy would warrant such a severe punishment, and on an innocent baby? I’m speaking as if your account is correct, which it isn’t.
Good questions. Basic prophecy seems most plausible.
At least more plausible than a child simply being a “serpent seed” from the outset. The action warranting the curse, not the ancestry..
Why curse someone otherwise? Other than for a misguided deed or thought by a progenitor
Basic prophecy??? What’s that, and who is doing the prophesying?
We’re talking about a baby – why curse a baby? There must have been good reason! You have provided none.
Prophetic in terms of explaining future Israel – Canaan hostile relations
Why Canaan specifically?
Ham was likely the youngest of Noah’s sons (cf Genesis 9:24) and the order of Genesis 10:6 suggests that Canaan was the youngest son of Ham (since he’s listed last). So Ham’s youngest son was punished for the actions of the youngest son of Noah.
Ham sinned in relation to his father. A father-son sin
Ham dishonors his father. The punishment was that one of Ham’s sons would be dishonored i.e. Canaan
Ham spread news of his father’s shame to his brothers. The punishment was that a son of Ham would be subservient to his brothers.
So the punishment befitted the crime, though it may seem harsh.
Anyway Canaan lived on and bore many descendants, so it seems a light curse in many ways.
1) You don’t know who Israel is, for Israel is not the Dews!
2) You don’t know who the Canaanite tribes are!
So how are you going to explain future Israel/Canaanite relations. 100% impossible.
Ham saw his father’s nakedness which means he saw his mother’s nakedness:
THY FATHER’S NAKEDNESS.
Leviticus 18:8 (KJV) The nakedness of thy father’s wife shalt thou not uncover: it is thy father’s nakedness.
Leviticus 20:11 (KJV) And the man that lieth with his father’s wife hath uncovered his father’s nakedness: both of them shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
Ham and Naamah had incestuous sexual relations, which brought Cain’s bloodline back to life through the birth of Canaan, hence Noah cursed Canaan, not Ham or his mother.
Hopefully this article will alleviate your blindness:
APARTHEID is The Kingdom Of Yah (God)!:
https://isthefathercallingyoutohisson.wordpress.com/2018/08/19/apartheid-is-the-kingdom-of-god/
Well that’s not the plain understanding of the Biblical text (Genesis 9). The simple understanding would be that it was Noah who was seen naked.
After all, it was Noah who got drunk, not his wife. It was Noah who lay down on the ground. Thus it would make sense that he was the one subsequently seen by Ham and not Noah’s wife.
THY FATHER’S NAKEDNESS.
Leviticus 18:8 (KJV) The nakedness of thy father’s wife shalt thou not uncover: it is thy father’s nakedness.
Leviticus 20:11 (KJV) And the man that lieth with his father’s wife hath uncovered his father’s nakedness: both of them shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
Scripture clearly explains what a son seeing his father’s nakedness means, only a gaslighting fool would deny it:
Gaslighting – Cognitive Dissonance – The Cainite-Judeo-Christian Religion and The Shell Game Conjuring Trick: https://isthefathercallingyoutohisson.wordpress.com/2025/10/27/gaslighting-cognitive-dissonance-the-cainite-judeo-christian-religion-and-the-shell-game-conjuring-trick/
Was Yashua Messiah (The Lord Jesus Christ) A Long Haired Effeminate Looking Wimp? – Part 1:
https://isthefathercallingyoutohisson.wordpress.com/was-yashua-anointed-the-lord-jesus-christ-a-long-haired-effeminate-looking-wimp-part-1/
Has Sylvia Zion got a drug problem?
what the hick did I just read.
Magic Mushrooms LOL
Ah, so it is more than just deep need for a Father figure. Your wretched condition makes slightly more sense now:
https://off-guardian.org/2025/11/06/did-ai-just-evolve-i-dont-think-so/#comment-741766
I am taking the p**s.
Of course.
It’s the only thing you ever do.
Just a.n.other waste of spacetime, like 19 of 20.
Generalised moronic statements are always wrong.
Thank you for sharing.
You’re welcome.
It’s not a problem, it’s escapism.
We called it LSD. Naturally invented.
can you give a link to your article/s about grey please. I am super-interested.
Hi Diri. Just email me. [email protected]
I’ll try and dig them up for you