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WATCH: The 9th Annual Fake News Awards

And now, from the PEOC deep under the demolished East Wing of the White House, it’s THE 9TH ANNUAL FAKE NEWS AWARDS!!! Featuring the fakest stories, the fakest journalists and the fakest factoids from the year that was in this socially constructed pseudoreality we call “the news.”

The Fake News Awards is the only awards show that dares to ask the question: what are these lying dipsh!@s trying to sell us on now and why do they expect us to swallow it?!

A full transcript, with sources plus download and audio-only options, is available HERE.

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Republicofscotland
Republicofscotland
Feb 10, 2026 7:07 PM

So the US has cut-off any oil supplies to Cuba, hospitals will close – food production will collapse people will starve – is the US attempting a genocide in Cuba by denying its the fuel, (illegal sanctions) they need to survive – one of the first evil acts Israel did in its genocide in Gaza – was to cut-off the electricity supply.

Hail
Hail
Feb 10, 2026 6:59 PM

Did he have the balls to call Charles Kirk fake as fuck

Republicofscotland
Republicofscotland
Feb 10, 2026 6:50 PM

Ghislaine Maxwell’s lawyer – has said that she (Ghislaine) is ready to clear Trumps name, in exchange for clemency.

Trump may jump at this chance – to have someone else close to Epstein, expunge his name attached to the files.

Weegies
Weegies
Feb 10, 2026 8:27 AM

Not the best FAKE NEWS AWARDS!!! compared to the others.


TFS
TFS
Feb 9, 2026 3:55 PM

10th Annual Awards shortlisters……

  1. Russia ran Epicstain (Sorry Russia did everything)
  2. Russia carried out the ethnic cleansing/genocide in Gaza.

2026, the year of the McCatharyitus illness. Will the MHRA notice.

Republicofscotland
Republicofscotland
Feb 9, 2026 4:10 PM
Reply to  TFS

“On the same exact day that the FBI opened a child sex trafficking case against Epstein in 2018, he ordered six 55-gallon containers filled with sulfuric acid delivered to his private island.”

Think about that, Sulfuric acid dissolves bones and leaves no traces behind.

Aloysius
Aloysius
Feb 9, 2026 6:00 PM

The thing that I don’t understand when we are trying to comprehend the relationship between Chomsky and Epstein is reducing Epstein to just a rapist pedophile child abuser… He’s an Israeli and US intelligence asset who clearly has his hands in every crime the United States is committing against countries that Chomsky pretended to care about.

I won’t even get into how detrimental I think his opinions were on the left in the US… Plenty of people have written about that. How can you have one of the key voices on Palestine arguing against BDS? How can you have them saying understanding the forces at play in US political assassinations and 9/11 are unimportant? You can’t.

But if you can make nice and play buddy with the literal henchmen of Empire – people who are talking about dismantling countries for profit – If you think you can sit in the same room as them and be friends with them, then you are not an anti-imperialist and you are not a friend of the oppressed. You are a part of what normalizes and sugar coats the most evil forces of power in the world. There is no pass for that.

Republicofscotland
Republicofscotland
Feb 9, 2026 7:05 PM
Reply to  Aloysius

Re your first paragraph, I agree entirely – the MSM emphasis is on Epstein illegals sexual activities with minors, but the bigger picture is he was (still if alive) a Mossad asset, who procured minors to have sex with politicians and influential people in general, and there activities with the minors were recorded and used as blackmail, to gain a hold over them.

As for Chomsky like Bernie Sanders he’s gone down greatly in my estimations

Chomsky on the Death of the Kibbutz. Also, Hezbollah – The Atlantic

Max Blumenthal (@MaxBlumenthal): ““Good memories.” -Chomsky to Epstein and Barak” | nitter.poast.org

Anus
Anus
Feb 9, 2026 6:13 PM

Well you’re a very suspicious young man indeed! Isn’t it obvious he was using it to produce petrol? Ever the sensationalist!

Republicofscotland
Republicofscotland
Feb 10, 2026 3:20 PM
Reply to  Anus

So which are you a part of Hubble Road, Denison or Thames House.

Erik Nielsen.
Erik Nielsen.
Feb 9, 2026 11:55 PM
Reply to  TFS

The Anti-Vaxxers killed millions of vulnerable innocent people though first breathing the Covid virus upon the vaccinated, and then they vaccinated the vaccinated with toxic vaccines who developed SADS in all the vaccinated.

Without warning the vaccinated! Meaning the unvaccinated knew it beforehand, without telling it to the vaccinated.comment image .

Johnny
Johnny
Feb 8, 2026 10:13 PM
Captain Birdheart
Captain Birdheart
Feb 8, 2026 10:20 PM
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Johnny
Johnny
Feb 9, 2026 6:33 AM

THIS, is Mozart:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fNU-XAZjhzA

Sublime beyond words.

Erik Nielsen.
Erik Nielsen.
Feb 9, 2026 11:57 AM
Reply to  Johnny

Amateurs.
Why dont you hear a real professional…….with heart! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KSzkx86eyU .

Johnny
Johnny
Feb 8, 2026 9:58 PM

‘Everybody Knows’ (Lenny lets fly).

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=T4rf7bAApM4

Sadly, not everybody.

Captain Birdheart
Captain Birdheart
Feb 8, 2026 9:36 PM
Captain Birdheart
Captain Birdheart
Feb 8, 2026 9:49 PM
Chris
Chris
Feb 8, 2026 9:06 PM

<sigh> Well, that’s 34 minutes of my life I’ll never get back.

A great illustration that humans can generate slop, too. 🙁

Captain Birdheart
Captain Birdheart
Feb 8, 2026 8:46 PM

Toaster

Captain Birdheart
Captain Birdheart
Feb 8, 2026 9:10 PM

Captain Birdheart
Captain Birdheart
Feb 8, 2026 7:47 PM

Staceys 2nd last chat with sage

Pizza gate & Stealing energy 

Captain Birdheart
Captain Birdheart
Feb 8, 2026 7:59 PM
Captain Birdheart
Captain Birdheart
Feb 8, 2026 8:25 PM

Whole album here
Whoa baby
O Guitar
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Johnny
Johnny
Feb 8, 2026 10:24 PM

What’s with all these attention addicts?
Will they ever grow up?