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27 Covid-Skeptic Memes to Get You Through the Day – Part 17

Kim Usbourne

Wow, is it meme-time already? Seems like only yesterday I was compiling the New Year’s memes. But since then we’ve had Novak Djokovic denied entry then allowed entry then denied entry again to the Australian Open (or should that be the Australian CLOSED?)…

We’ve also had the most backtrackiest backtracking that I ever did see reported in the MSM! Everything from deaths ‘with’ Covid to cloth masks don’t work; to ex-heads of vaccine task forces telling us to cease mass jabbing; to multiple Tory/Labour ‘illegal’ gatherings; to Canada illegally tracking 87% of its own population!

It’s probably better not to read too much into these things for now, but I’ll certainly be paying attention!

You’ve been very patient reading through all this ’til you get to the good stuff, you meme-hungry Resistance fighters. Without further ado, here’s your Monday Morning MemesTM!

1.

It’s a racket.

2.

You said it, Prof. Mattias Desmet.

3.

Pot calling the kettle blackface?

4.

Or as @sophanbud puts it:

5.

Perhaps the French should buy some of these from IKEA? (Oh wait, we’re boycotting IKEA)

6.

I haven’t had one! Lucky me.

7.

That explains it.

8.

Good old Hide the Pain Harold, the gift that keeps giving.

9.

The dangers of going with the flow…

10.

Thank goodness we stopped using all those plastic straws.

11.

Get away from her, you anti-masker bitch!

12.

Dust my eyes deceive me? (terrible, but I got stuck on this intro 🤷🏼‍♀️)

13.

Mr Miyagi: “We make sacred pact. I promise teach [covid fear] to you, you promise learn. I say, you do, no questions.”

14.

Everyone else at the supermarket:

15.

#TrustTheScience

16.

#TRUSTTHESCIENCE

17.

The science:

18.

I genuinely saw one of these gazebos outside a pub near me and I wish I’d taken a photo now.

19.

Cut to: Inside the gazebo

20.

Little boxes…

21.

It feels like it’s been this long!

22.

Yes, what happened exactly?

23.

Oh, this happened…

24.

Worth remembering…

25.

You can even play as a goal-side paramedic I hear…

26.

How do you solve a problem like freedom of movement?

27.

Harsh. Oh so harsh. But true lately.

So keep holding on everyone. #HoldTheLine. And here’s a ridiculous bonus meme that makes me laugh whenever I see it.

Bonus Meme

See you next time! X

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Roberto
Roberto
Jul 20, 2022 12:52 AM

Sharing this image to more people is much appreciated.
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Jane Stillwater
Jane Stillwater
Jan 26, 2022 12:52 AM

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Phantasm
Phantasm
Jan 25, 2022 6:58 PM

Very funny.

Jane Stillwater
Jane Stillwater
Jan 24, 2022 5:48 PM

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Jane Stillwater
Jane Stillwater
Jan 23, 2022 10:52 PM

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kopotkin
kopotkin
Jan 23, 2022 7:00 PM

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kopotkin
kopotkin
Jan 23, 2022 6:54 PM

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Jane Stillwater
Jane Stillwater
Jan 22, 2022 6:22 PM

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yossam
yossam
Jan 22, 2022 11:00 AM
yossam
yossam
Jan 22, 2022 11:01 AM
Reply to  yossam

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David Ho
David Ho
Jan 22, 2022 2:04 AM

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TRM
TRM
Jan 21, 2022 5:46 AM

#25 is too close to home for me given the Canada/Bayern star left back, Alphonso Davies, just had myocarditis at 21 years of age. Anyway here is my “contrib”:comment image

TRM
TRM
Jan 21, 2022 5:24 AM

Awesome. Missed you guys when you were away.

EarlofSuave
EarlofSuave
Jan 19, 2022 2:10 PM

Thank God

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feels more like this, though

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SO-SO
SO-SO
Jan 19, 2022 11:37 AM

I used post images and it goes in to pending ?

entitled2
entitled2
Jan 19, 2022 5:25 PM
Reply to  SO-SO

+1

shaydeegrove
shaydeegrove
Jan 19, 2022 5:15 AM

No 22 should read “The Woke Revolution will be televised.”

fame
fame
Jan 18, 2022 4:04 PM

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Chevrus
Chevrus
Jan 18, 2022 2:46 PM

Once again for general use. Copy, modify, carry with on a sign, whatever….
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Black Cat
Black Cat
Jan 18, 2022 1:19 PM

Absolutely brilliant! Made me laugh which is just what we need atm.

Particularly liked the PCR test one; attention seeking indeed!!

I don’t read the news or watch it but saw in my newsfeed this morning about a clue you might have Omicron is a symptom which affects your eyes…. Ffs!! Thought this was meant to be respiratory disease?!? Dear me! Gotta keep this scam going somehow, eh? Loads of people smelling the BS now I’ve noticed, though.

yossam
yossam
Jan 18, 2022 9:24 AM

19 +21 will be reused.

Alcheminister
Alcheminister
Jan 18, 2022 9:20 AM

Here’s one of my favourite quotes from 2020.

https://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/local/race-for-a-vaccine/side-effects-of-covid-19-vaccine-trail-participant-speaks-out/2417356/

“UCSF Infectious Disease Specialist Dr. Peter Chin-Hong said 25-50% of 75,000 patients involved in the Pfizer and Moderna trials experienced some side effects. Fifteen percent of them were more serious and needed more than a day to recover.

“It’s your body’s immune system trying to get activated because it’s seeing this new thing and the way that it gets activated is the way you’re feeling which is inflammation,” Chin-Hong said. “The virus is not in the vaccine, this vaccine is completely infection-free.

Couldn’t sound more scientific, amirite? Also, it literally says there it is toxic damaging shit. And obviously the virus isn’t in the vaccine, because the virus doesn’t fucking exist. And how about all those people getting infected by vaccines? The fucking vaccines are the infections.

Also, considering that 25-50% adverse reaction rate, how do you reconcile that with the supposed reaction rates reported in the typical media?

How many dozens/hundreds of concoctions are there and why do you think they’re for sort of (bio)mechanical engineering? And obviously, a single vaccine can only coopt so much of your body and the body obviously tries to get rid of it…so, boosters to continue that cooption of the vaccinated’s bodies.

Christ I hope I’m wrong.

Tanis
Tanis
Jan 18, 2022 8:58 AM

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John Goss
John Goss
Jan 18, 2022 7:56 AM

Cheered me up! Related to meme 24, hope this cheers you up.

https://johnplatinumgoss.com/2022/01/18/a-short-lesson-in-bovine-excrement/

Robert Sambur
Robert Sambur
Jan 18, 2022 6:04 AM

I just want to say that every meme here is hold you are gold thank you!

David Ho
David Ho
Jan 18, 2022 4:43 AM

No one ever asks why the vax is so useless, so broken, so dangerous, so unfit for purpose, making it necessary to have endless boosters to work. There is never any discussion around fixing it, like somehow they bang something out over a couple of days and that’s it, forever! Then…. Boosters, endless boosters and even more boosters. And then some more after that.

Alcheminister
Alcheminister
Jan 18, 2022 8:49 AM
Reply to  David Ho

David…

(Bio)mechanical engineering…

Robert Langer, Charles Lieber, Bill Gates and various other old, souled out insecure cretinous scum that are facing impending doom.

So…
“Gain of function” means coopting your body. Very few people seem to notice it’s more about sort of, control, slavery and using their bodies as research labs, drug production, etc (various vaccine concoctions, EM) than culling. Sure, they don’t care if you die, but remember, they are going to hell if they die (having been souled out malicious cunts), so…that’s probably kind of a concern for them.

Say, with beliefs in their bullshit, buying and accepting vaccines, pharma shit based on that, and generally being controlled, that’s the sort of function they gain from you.

I’d *almost* wager it ties into the likes of insecure pieces of shit like Langer, Lieber, Gates etc trying to use your bodies to find “cures” for their impending doom (from say, cancers).

Covid (being a non-thing) is merely the suggestive setup for reductionist, religious belief and subsequent capitulation to those who claim to be authoritative and, practically, enlist you as fodder in one of the numerous “war ons” (against morons, and you being the targeted moron, assuming you support and enlist in those wars).

So imagine those vaccines as (bio)mechanical engineering payloads, used for instance to hijack iron oxide from your red blood cells (associated clotting, oxygenation, magnetism issues, etc), to aggregate larger magnetite sort of structures, as an example. But of course, it would only have so much efficacy, thus to continue the cooption/engineering of their bodies…boosters!

Also, with that magnetite being quite the EM absorber. Also, magnetic iron oxide data storage is a thing.

See if you can connect the dots (excuse the mistyping):
https://pastebin.com/1euwrf1M

covidiot
covidiot
Jan 18, 2022 12:16 PM
Reply to  Alcheminister

well, that’s quite a load of CIA bullshit.

Zen7
Zen7
Jan 18, 2022 5:21 PM
Reply to  Alcheminister

+1

David Ho
David Ho
Jan 19, 2022 7:25 AM
Reply to  Alcheminister

A Digital Breakdown of what is at play and the ultimate endgame. Is there any way of avoiding or sidestepping this future when it is already bashing its way through your front door.
https://mobile.twitter.com/yourealldunces/status/1482377921750872069

The Coming Revolution
The Coming Revolution
Jan 18, 2022 1:09 AM

Informed consent is not needed in medical experimentation only:

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Jane Stillwater
Jane Stillwater
Jan 18, 2022 12:14 AM

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Jane Stillwater
Jane Stillwater
Jan 18, 2022 12:12 AM

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Alcheminister
Alcheminister
Jan 18, 2022 8:22 PM

Day ‘bbb’, you mean.

And I only say that to refer to your blood-brain-barrier, I’m psychic like that.

Alcheminister
Alcheminister
Jan 18, 2022 8:37 PM
Reply to  Alcheminister

Fuck, I forgot.

“Aaaahaahaah”

Jane Stillwater
Jane Stillwater
Jan 18, 2022 12:10 AM

Photo of “The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich” with this caption: Yo! Evil Globalist Bastards! Time to learn from the past! What goes up must come down.
https://jpstillwater.blogspot.com/2022/01/day-666-of-lock-down-devil-made-me-do.html

Jane Stillwater
Jane Stillwater
Jan 18, 2022 12:13 AM

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Sgt Oddball
Sgt Oddball
Jan 18, 2022 12:01 AM

…*Moar* KSP!:…

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Penny
Penny
Jan 17, 2022 11:28 PM

Thanks for the memes. Used the word salad one over at my place! It was grrrrreat! (posted by fame) and will be using the black face trudeau at a later date. It’s so perfect!

Latest news out of Israel:
Israel: 4th jab NOT effective against OmicronNot that the 1st, 2nd or 3rd were anyway so why would one expect the 4th to be?
I keep thinking about that definition of insanity
doing the same thing over and over while expecting a different result.. yah that’s it

Alcheminister
Alcheminister
Jan 18, 2022 8:44 PM
Reply to  Penny

In for a Penny, in for a dime…bag. Just bend over a bit more, wear this special suit I have for you and I can give you some special injections?

Jan J
Jan J
Jan 17, 2022 10:11 PM

Love the drywall one – because it’s true. You fit that N95 respirator and sand away. Result? fine particles “miraculously” get inside the mask AND your nose, imagine that! and those particles are “somewhat” larger that viruses… So all painters and builders are on to the con 😉

Bob the Hod
Bob the Hod
Jan 18, 2022 12:35 PM
Reply to  Jan J

Yep, I’m a builder and hate wearing a dust mask, but it’s better than breathing dust, so I do when I need to. Naturally, I haven’t worn a mask in my day to day life once during the scamdemic, as I knew it was bullshit.

Ort
Ort
Jan 18, 2022 7:44 PM
Reply to  Jan J

I’m sure that if you posted this commonsensical truth in “mainstream” venues, at least one Expert Mask Nanny would bumptiously scold that obviously you and your like-minded tradesmen (tradespersons?) are not wearing the masks correctly.

nylon
nylon
Jan 17, 2022 9:49 PM

Are you vaccinated?

Yes,I just received my 25th booster,
I’m officialy immortal.

Penny
Penny
Jan 17, 2022 11:29 PM
Reply to  nylon

Good for you nylon! 😉

Sgt Oddball
Sgt Oddball
Jan 17, 2022 11:59 PM
Reply to  nylon

…( – Repurposing an *Old* Kerbal Space Program meme…)

…- ‘Covidian Jeb’:…

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Chevrus
Chevrus
Jan 18, 2022 2:49 PM
Reply to  Sgt Oddball

Nice one !!!

Tanis
Tanis
Jan 17, 2022 9:37 PM

Kim Usbourne i found this therapeutic  😀 

Tack
Tack
Jan 17, 2022 9:08 PM

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Alcheminister
Alcheminister
Jan 18, 2022 8:47 PM
Reply to  Tack

I mean…seriously.

“If only one thing that you know, impostors from the show. They’ll try to trick you into…normal treatment, yeah. Oh don’t listen to them say…shush them all away”

Something like that.

jane
jane
Jan 17, 2022 7:52 PM

I particularly enjoyed number 23!

Alcheminister
Alcheminister
Jan 17, 2022 7:01 PM

I laughed hey, so I’ll have to probably try and reread that later. Maybe like 5 times?

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That’s a PRanopticon joke, btw. I have a bigger camera.

covidiot
covidiot
Jan 18, 2022 12:20 PM
Reply to  Alcheminister

who would have ever guessed that the CIA uses random text generators to manufacture their disinfo bullshit.

Dr box
Dr box
Jan 17, 2022 6:57 PM

Cheers. 😂👍

Jeffrey Strahl
Jeffrey Strahl
Jan 17, 2022 6:04 PM

Another great bunch. Off to a great start this year.

SO-SO
SO-SO
Jan 17, 2022 5:09 PM

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SO-SO
SO-SO
Jan 17, 2022 5:07 PM

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SO-SO
SO-SO
Jan 17, 2022 5:05 PM

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NameWithheld
NameWithheld
Jan 17, 2022 4:02 PM

in other news, amazon decided to accept UK VISA cards after all.

who could have possibly imagined that last minute volte face?

Mister Bump
Mister Bump
Jan 24, 2022 12:50 PM
Reply to  NameWithheld

Theater. They are softening us up for CBDCs

NameWithheld
NameWithheld
Jan 17, 2022 3:59 PM

Headline of the year so far:

“Man ‘masturbated’ on Zoom vigil for murdered Ashling Murphy”
its a fucking beauty!

SO-SO
SO-SO
Jan 17, 2022 5:06 PM
Reply to  NameWithheld

lol

Sgt Oddball
Sgt Oddball
Jan 18, 2022 12:06 AM
Reply to  NameWithheld

…- Jeffrey Toobin again?…

GaryW
GaryW
Jan 17, 2022 3:08 PM
Maxwell
Maxwell
Jan 17, 2022 3:06 PM

Have you guys in the UK seen this:

https://twitter.com/theysayitsrare/status/1483017272058863617

It doesn’t seem authentic. Can someone in the UK verify or refute the phone number listed?

Here is what one person said:

Number on the phone is for St. Richards Hospital in Chichester.

Out of Hours GP.

01243 831500

I used to live in Felpham, West Sussex & worked for a while at St. Richards.

entitled2
entitled2
Jan 17, 2022 4:30 PM
Reply to  Maxwell

Number is real. Call seemed interesting.
They cant hide side effects for ever just like they couldn’t hide gulf war syndrome,
Time is one of the weapons they use.

Seansaighdeor
Seansaighdeor
Jan 17, 2022 4:34 PM
Reply to  Maxwell

Lookup on google lists call as outgoing patients number i.e. used from Hospital to call patients so number looks genuine.

Some comments refer to this and are over 6 months old. Must say the call sounded genuine also.

Interesting ….

Paul _too
Paul _too
Jan 17, 2022 5:05 PM
Reply to  Seansaighdeor
Seansaighdeor
Seansaighdeor
Jan 18, 2022 8:59 AM
Reply to  Paul _too

Yep that’s what I found – Chichester Hospital Outpatients Number.

Corarden
Corarden
Jan 18, 2022 1:42 PM
Reply to  Maxwell

Hi Maxwell. I know this hospital very well. I spent many weeks there two years ago. I know the kind of people who work there; doctors and nurses. I have checked the number, it is an outgoing calls only line, but definitely appears to be a genuine NHS Line. The automated voice is the one that is always used by the service. I would add that I have worked with actors for many years and am pretty certain I can tell the difference between what is real and what is staged, be it video, or audio. I believe this conversation to be genuine. I’d say the evidence of damaged people is now so overwhelming, and our hopes that it would break eventually is beginning. Sad that it took so long for something like this to happen, but a Trillion dollar behemoth has a lot of momentum once it begins to roll. I would go with this being genuine to a very high degree of certainty.

Alcheminister
Alcheminister
Jan 18, 2022 9:13 PM
Reply to  Corarden

“…but a Trillion dollar behemoth has a lot of momentum once it begins to roll.”

It’s quadrillions and it begins to troll.

troubulous
troubulous
Jan 18, 2022 9:17 PM
Reply to  Maxwell

Whatever you are all talking about sounds interesting but the twitter post has already been disappeared! Anybody care to fill us in as to what the content was?

gordan
gordan
Jan 17, 2022 1:03 PM

rules guidance advice them is words them is
follow the law
do you understand
do you
well do you you filthy animals

every day federal scientists are finding new and exciting ways to kill bugs and the host
with 86% imperial college combat effective death rate
take the shot now

would you like to know more?

Tanis
Tanis
Jan 17, 2022 5:35 PM
Reply to  gordan

 💣 +1

Joerg
Joerg
Jan 17, 2022 1:02 PM

Madam Von de Leyen on her “carbon-free” flight to Klaus Schwab
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wardropper
wardropper
Jan 17, 2022 2:59 PM
Reply to  Joerg

van der Lying…

Joerg
Joerg
Jan 17, 2022 3:13 PM
Reply to  wardropper

🙂

Vagabard
Vagabard
Jan 17, 2022 5:50 PM
Reply to  Joerg

[deleted]

Martha
Martha
Jan 17, 2022 10:53 PM
Reply to  Joerg

that meme is offensive to all of us natural medicine-using, nature loving witches. she ain’t one of us.  😉 

Robin Ashe-Roy
Robin Ashe-Roy
Jan 23, 2022 11:51 AM
Reply to  Joerg

She has a drone to protect her and it is the EU parliament.

Bill Francis
Bill Francis
Jan 17, 2022 12:55 PM

Although I’m a couple of weeks late, I believe the covid-19 virus is like Father Christmas – he doesn’t exist, but everybody keeps believing in him. And just like Father Christmas, all the covid-19 elves not only make presents of 5ml vials of covid’s miracle cure, but they are more than happy to inject them into you. Even better, you don’t have to be naughty or nice – just do as you’re told, and you can have as many shots as you like. Unfortunately, like most Christmas presents, they wear out after a few months.

Black Cat
Black Cat
Jan 18, 2022 1:41 PM
Reply to  Bill Francis

Exactly this. It’s like the adult version of Santa Claus. You’d have thought people would have learnt what a lie like this looks like from a very young age.

Simple clues like the mask- you wear it for others not just for yourself (just in case anyone decided they didn’t want to wear one). Same formula with the vaxx… protect others not just you… the fact you can be asymptomatic and yet still pass it on to others… and also that it has every sodding symptom under the sun including F-ing covid toes!! It’s supposed to be Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome!! anyone I know if that reckons they’ve had it has the sniffles or flu! No talk of breathing difficulties. Man, people can be so obtuse!!

Can I also just say, I thought they told us at the start of this shit show that COVID-19 was meant to be the disease you MIGHT develop after contracting SARScov2… so if that’s the case, how can people be testing positive for CV if they don’t even have a severe acute respiratory issue? Just pisses me off that people say they’ve got it/had CV. No, you don’t/didn’t!!

I’ve been asking people who say they had it if they were really ill and if they say yes, I say, “really, did you go to hospital?!? “ When the answer is always no, I just look at them and see them thinking…

Sorry for the long comment… could keep going on forever though!

Alcheminister
Alcheminister
Jan 18, 2022 9:20 PM
Reply to  Black Cat

“…the fact you can be asymptomatic and yet still pass it on to others…”

Wrong.

Elmo
Elmo
Jan 19, 2022 1:38 AM
Reply to  Alcheminister

Hey drongo, it was an example of the lies.

Joerg
Joerg
Jan 17, 2022 12:47 PM

Here a snapshiot of German chancellor and ministers – all vaccinated.
See – IT DOESN’T HURT TO GET VACCINATED!
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