27 Covid-Skeptic Memes to Get You Through the Day – Part 17
Kim Usbourne
Wow, is it meme-time already? Seems like only yesterday I was compiling the New Year’s memes. But since then we’ve had Novak Djokovic denied entry then allowed entry then denied entry again to the Australian Open (or should that be the Australian CLOSED?)…
We’ve also had the most backtrackiest backtracking that I ever did see reported in the MSM! Everything from deaths ‘with’ Covid to cloth masks don’t work; to ex-heads of vaccine task forces telling us to cease mass jabbing; to multiple Tory/Labour ‘illegal’ gatherings; to Canada illegally tracking 87% of its own population!
It’s probably better not to read too much into these things for now, but I’ll certainly be paying attention!
You’ve been very patient reading through all this ’til you get to the good stuff, you meme-hungry Resistance fighters. Without further ado, here’s your Monday Morning MemesTM!
1.
It’s a racket.
2.
You said it, Prof. Mattias Desmet.
3.
Pot calling the kettle blackface?
4.
Or as @sophanbud puts it:
5.
Perhaps the French should buy some of these from IKEA? (Oh wait, we’re boycotting IKEA)
6.
I haven’t had one! Lucky me.
7.
That explains it.
8.
Good old Hide the Pain Harold, the gift that keeps giving.
9.
The dangers of going with the flow…
10.
Thank goodness we stopped using all those plastic straws.
11.
Get away from her, you anti-masker bitch!
12.
Dust my eyes deceive me? (terrible, but I got stuck on this intro 🤷🏼♀️)
13.
Mr Miyagi: “We make sacred pact. I promise teach [covid fear] to you, you promise learn. I say, you do, no questions.”
14.
Everyone else at the supermarket:
15.
#TrustTheScience
16.
#TRUSTTHESCIENCE
17.
The science:
18.
I genuinely saw one of these gazebos outside a pub near me and I wish I’d taken a photo now.
19.
Cut to: Inside the gazebo
20.
Little boxes…
21.
It feels like it’s been this long!
22.
Yes, what happened exactly?
23.
Oh, this happened…
24.
Worth remembering…
25.
You can even play as a goal-side paramedic I hear…
26.
How do you solve a problem like freedom of movement?
27.
Harsh. Oh so harsh. But true lately.
So keep holding on everyone. #HoldTheLine. And here’s a ridiculous bonus meme that makes me laugh whenever I see it.
Bonus Meme
See you next time! X
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Very funny.
https://imgur.com/mYaYwHM
#25 is too close to home for me given the Canada/Bayern star left back, Alphonso Davies, just had myocarditis at 21 years of age. Anyway here is my “contrib”:
Awesome. Missed you guys when you were away.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FIhacCEXsAE64mP?format=jpg&name=small
Thank God
feels more like this, though
I used post images and it goes in to pending ?
+1
No 22 should read “The Woke Revolution will be televised.”
Once again for general use. Copy, modify, carry with on a sign, whatever….
Absolutely brilliant! Made me laugh which is just what we need atm.
Particularly liked the PCR test one; attention seeking indeed!!
I don’t read the news or watch it but saw in my newsfeed this morning about a clue you might have Omicron is a symptom which affects your eyes…. Ffs!! Thought this was meant to be respiratory disease?!? Dear me! Gotta keep this scam going somehow, eh? Loads of people smelling the BS now I’ve noticed, though.
19 +21 will be reused.
Here’s one of my favourite quotes from 2020. https://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/local/race-for-a-vaccine/side-effects-of-covid-19-vaccine-trail-participant-speaks-out/2417356/ “UCSF Infectious Disease Specialist Dr. Peter Chin-Hong said 25-50% of 75,000 patients involved in the Pfizer and Moderna trials experienced some side effects. Fifteen percent of them were more serious and needed more than a day to recover. “It’s your body’s immune system trying to get activated because it’s seeing this new thing and the way that it gets activated is the way you’re feeling which is inflammation,” Chin-Hong said. “The virus is not in the vaccine, this vaccine is completely infection-free.” Couldn’t sound more scientific, amirite? Also, it literally says there it is toxic damaging shit. And obviously the virus isn’t in the vaccine, because the virus doesn’t fucking exist. And how about all those people getting infected by vaccines? The fucking vaccines are the infections. Also, considering that 25-50% adverse reaction rate, how do you reconcile that with the… Read more »
Cheered me up! Related to meme 24, hope this cheers you up.
https://johnplatinumgoss.com/2022/01/18/a-short-lesson-in-bovine-excrement/
I just want to say that every meme here is hold you are gold thank you!
No one ever asks why the vax is so useless, so broken, so dangerous, so unfit for purpose, making it necessary to have endless boosters to work. There is never any discussion around fixing it, like somehow they bang something out over a couple of days and that’s it, forever! Then…. Boosters, endless boosters and even more boosters. And then some more after that.
David… (Bio)mechanical engineering… Robert Langer, Charles Lieber, Bill Gates and various other old, souled out insecure cretinous scum that are facing impending doom. So… “Gain of function” means coopting your body. Very few people seem to notice it’s more about sort of, control, slavery and using their bodies as research labs, drug production, etc (various vaccine concoctions, EM) than culling. Sure, they don’t care if you die, but remember, they are going to hell if they die (having been souled out malicious cunts), so…that’s probably kind of a concern for them. Say, with beliefs in their bullshit, buying and accepting vaccines, pharma shit based on that, and generally being controlled, that’s the sort of function they gain from you. I’d *almost* wager it ties into the likes of insecure pieces of shit like Langer, Lieber, Gates etc trying to use your bodies to find “cures” for their impending doom (from… Read more »
well, that’s quite a load of CIA bullshit.
+1
A Digital Breakdown of what is at play and the ultimate endgame. Is there any way of avoiding or sidestepping this future when it is already bashing its way through your front door.
https://mobile.twitter.com/yourealldunces/status/1482377921750872069
Informed consent is not needed in medical experimentation only:
Day ‘bbb’, you mean.
And I only say that to refer to your blood-brain-barrier, I’m psychic like that.
Fuck, I forgot.
“Aaaahaahaah”
Photo of “The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich” with this caption: Yo! Evil Globalist Bastards! Time to learn from the past! What goes up must come down.
https://jpstillwater.blogspot.com/2022/01/day-666-of-lock-down-devil-made-me-do.html
…*Moar* KSP!:…
Thanks for the memes. Used the word salad one over at my place! It was grrrrreat! (posted by fame) and will be using the black face trudeau at a later date. It’s so perfect!
Latest news out of Israel:
Israel: 4th jab NOT effective against OmicronNot that the 1st, 2nd or 3rd were anyway so why would one expect the 4th to be?
I keep thinking about that definition of insanity
doing the same thing over and over while expecting a different result.. yah that’s it
In for a Penny, in for a dime…bag. Just bend over a bit more, wear this special suit I have for you and I can give you some special injections?
Love the drywall one – because it’s true. You fit that N95 respirator and sand away. Result? fine particles “miraculously” get inside the mask AND your nose, imagine that! and those particles are “somewhat” larger that viruses… So all painters and builders are on to the con 😉
Yep, I’m a builder and hate wearing a dust mask, but it’s better than breathing dust, so I do when I need to. Naturally, I haven’t worn a mask in my day to day life once during the scamdemic, as I knew it was bullshit.
I’m sure that if you posted this commonsensical truth in “mainstream” venues, at least one Expert Mask Nanny would bumptiously scold that obviously you and your like-minded tradesmen (tradespersons?) are not wearing the masks correctly.
Are you vaccinated?
Yes,I just received my 25th booster,
I’m officialy immortal.
Good for you nylon! 😉
…( – Repurposing an *Old* Kerbal Space Program meme…)
…- ‘Covidian Jeb’:…
Nice one !!!
Kim Usbourne i found this therapeutic 😀
I mean…seriously.
“If only one thing that you know, impostors from the show. They’ll try to trick you into…normal treatment, yeah. Oh don’t listen to them say…shush them all away”
Something like that.
I particularly enjoyed number 23!
I laughed hey, so I’ll have to probably try and reread that later. Maybe like 5 times?
That’s a PRanopticon joke, btw. I have a bigger camera.
who would have ever guessed that the CIA uses random text generators to manufacture their disinfo bullshit.
Cheers. 😂👍
Another great bunch. Off to a great start this year.
in other news, amazon decided to accept UK VISA cards after all.
who could have possibly imagined that last minute volte face?
Theater. They are softening us up for CBDCs
Headline of the year so far:
“Man ‘masturbated’ on Zoom vigil for murdered Ashling Murphy”
its a fucking beauty!
lol
…- Jeffrey Toobin again?…
blob:https://off-guardian.org/ecb89edd-d9d7-458f-8074-a2f6f4f5672f
Have you guys in the UK seen this:
https://twitter.com/theysayitsrare/status/1483017272058863617
It doesn’t seem authentic. Can someone in the UK verify or refute the phone number listed?
Here is what one person said:
Number on the phone is for St. Richards Hospital in Chichester.
Out of Hours GP.
01243 831500
I used to live in Felpham, West Sussex & worked for a while at St. Richards.
Number is real. Call seemed interesting.
They cant hide side effects for ever just like they couldn’t hide gulf war syndrome,
Time is one of the weapons they use.
Lookup on google lists call as outgoing patients number i.e. used from Hospital to call patients so number looks genuine.
Some comments refer to this and are over 6 months old. Must say the call sounded genuine also.
Interesting ….
It’s listed on their website here https://www.sussexcommunity.nhs.uk/services/locations/st-richards-hospital.htm
Yep that’s what I found – Chichester Hospital Outpatients Number.
Hi Maxwell. I know this hospital very well. I spent many weeks there two years ago. I know the kind of people who work there; doctors and nurses. I have checked the number, it is an outgoing calls only line, but definitely appears to be a genuine NHS Line. The automated voice is the one that is always used by the service. I would add that I have worked with actors for many years and am pretty certain I can tell the difference between what is real and what is staged, be it video, or audio. I believe this conversation to be genuine. I’d say the evidence of damaged people is now so overwhelming, and our hopes that it would break eventually is beginning. Sad that it took so long for something like this to happen, but a Trillion dollar behemoth has a lot of momentum once it begins to… Read more »
“…but a Trillion dollar behemoth has a lot of momentum once it begins to roll.”
It’s quadrillions and it begins to troll.
Whatever you are all talking about sounds interesting but the twitter post has already been disappeared! Anybody care to fill us in as to what the content was?
rules guidance advice them is words them is
follow the law
do you understand
do you
well do you you filthy animals
every day federal scientists are finding new and exciting ways to kill bugs and the host
with 86% imperial college combat effective death rate
take the shot now
would you like to know more?
💣 +1
Madam Von de Leyen on her “carbon-free” flight to Klaus Schwab
van der Lying…
🙂
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that meme is offensive to all of us natural medicine-using, nature loving witches. she ain’t one of us. 😉
She has a drone to protect her and it is the EU parliament.
Although I’m a couple of weeks late, I believe the covid-19 virus is like Father Christmas – he doesn’t exist, but everybody keeps believing in him. And just like Father Christmas, all the covid-19 elves not only make presents of 5ml vials of covid’s miracle cure, but they are more than happy to inject them into you. Even better, you don’t have to be naughty or nice – just do as you’re told, and you can have as many shots as you like. Unfortunately, like most Christmas presents, they wear out after a few months.
Exactly this. It’s like the adult version of Santa Claus. You’d have thought people would have learnt what a lie like this looks like from a very young age. Simple clues like the mask- you wear it for others not just for yourself (just in case anyone decided they didn’t want to wear one). Same formula with the vaxx… protect others not just you… the fact you can be asymptomatic and yet still pass it on to others… and also that it has every sodding symptom under the sun including F-ing covid toes!! It’s supposed to be Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome!! anyone I know if that reckons they’ve had it has the sniffles or flu! No talk of breathing difficulties. Man, people can be so obtuse!! Can I also just say, I thought they told us at the start of this shit show that COVID-19 was meant to be the… Read more »
“…the fact you can be asymptomatic and yet still pass it on to others…”
Wrong.
Hey drongo, it was an example of the lies.
Here a snapshiot of German chancellor and ministers – all vaccinated.
See – IT DOESN’T HURT TO GET VACCINATED!