We’re baaaacck: 13 Memes to Get You Through the Day
Sophie Green
It’s been half a year since our memer-in-residence Kim Usbourne moved on to (definitely) bigger and (arguably) better things, and in that time there have been a LOT of requests to bring them back. Requests which have only intensified as the world becomes ever more memeable.
Finally, we relent. We present the return of semi-regular meme-Mondays…with one change. We’re dropping “Covid sceptic” from the title, because with monkeypox and polio and everything else under the sun becoming a joke, why limit ourselves?
It truly is a clown world now, and the only healthy response to clowns is to have a good laugh.
1.
In honour of the Tory leadership contest…
2.
This being August 1st, it’s only 4 short weeks until the “updated” booster shots are here.
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Maybe you saw (if you read This Week in the New Normal) Zelensky’s Vogue photoshoot, but I bet you didn’t see the one they chose not to publish.
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Can anyone translate this for us?
5.
It’s an old comic, these days it would be closer to $100.
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Don’t worry though, inflation is a good thing.
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Speaking of the cost of living crisis…
8.
…and speaking of Jeffrey Epstein.
9.
Literally every “mass shooting” or “terrorist attack” ever.
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If congress were honest, like that old Robin Williams joke.
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…Well, why shouldn’t they?
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NPCs don’t know what to think…
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And finally, a reminder that this is completely true…but both sides do it.
BONUS MEMES
These aren’t new, but a few of our favourites of those posted in the comments on our last batch of memes back in January.
Isn’t it amazing how little has changed since then?
Case in point:
And our favourite(s). How it started:
How it’s going:
Keep laughing everybody. And it’s nice to be back.
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Vlad: So, Sergei, what shall we try this time?
Sergei: I think we should send in the tanks.
Vlad: Very good; tanks it is!
—
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tankie
Tankie is a pejorative label for communists, particularly Stalinists, who support the authoritarian tendencies of Marxism–Leninism. The term was originally used by dissident Marxist–Leninists to describe members of the Communist Party of Great Britain (CPGB) who followed the party line of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union (CPSU). Specifically it was used to distinguish party members who spoke out defending Soviet use of tanks to crush the Hungarian Revolution of 1956 and later the 1968 Prague Spring uprising, or more broadly, those who adhered to pro-Soviet positions in general.[1]
The term is also used to describe people who endorse, defend, or deny mistakes and crimes committed by authoritarian left-wing leaders (e.g., Joseph Stalin, Mao Zedong, and Kim il-Sung). Members of the anti-Stalinist left use the word to describe those who are perceived to be biased in favour of authoritarian states (e.g., the People’s Republic of China and Democratic People’s Republic of Korea) that are currently ruled by nominally communist parties.[2]
This is HUGE. 🙂 I don’t like Putin, he is just another globalist but they are so good to spread their propagandas.
No, lack of cheap energy and too much debt did.
From WikiPedia: “Colour revolution (sometimes coloured revolution)[1] is a term used since around 2004 by worldwide media to describe various anti-regime protest movements and accompanying (attempted or successful) changes of government that took place in post-Soviet Eurasia during the early 21st century—namely countries of the former Soviet Union, the former Yugoslavia, and People’s Republic of China.[2]
Colour Revolutions. Atlantic Council discusses Ukraine Orange:
https://www.atlanticcouncil.org/blogs/ukrainealert/how-ukraines-orange-revolution-shaped-twenty-first-century-geopolitics/
Colour Revolutions OffG has known. HongKong Black, Red White and Blue:
http://dxczjjuegupb.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/a-group-of-people-holding-flags-description-autom.jpeg
It is a fun time to be alive and unvaxxed. I’m having a hard time resisting doing this to all those people I know who got the shots and thought me weird for not getting them:
And that is because I’m afraid this one might be right:
And
“Best of” MRNA ‘VACCINE’ VICTIMS
https://odysee.com/@Commentator:e4/video_2022-03-16_13-10-03:9?src=embed
“Germany promises to help Taiwan if China attacks”
Hitler too would have supported Taiwan.
So in number 4, straight sex in their toilets is ok?!
Gee! I wonder why this is happening. >
Americans’ Trust in Media Dips to Second Lowest on Record
BY MEGAN BRENAN
OCTOBER 7, 2021
Quote: “Just as Americans’ trust in the three branches of government is faltering, so too is their confidence in the fourth estate — the media.”
Gee! Ya think?
Complete text: Americans’ Trust in Media Dips to Second Lowest on Record (gallup.com)
Love it LOL.
Is there a meme to portray why the real existential threat of nuclear armageddon has not gotten any attention when compared to climate change?
Brilliant..!
This cartoon depicts the two as equivalent predictions. It seems to me that nuclear armageddon is much nearer than global warming (about 200 years nearer). I suggest why most people are more concerned with global warming: because that is their familiar little “Skinner box” where theyns have been “behaviourally conditioned”. See my post above.
WHO is a major danger to humanity. It
– launched the fake pandemic (no definitive symptoms, no authority possessing a specimen of the whole pathogen)
– failed to respond to many learned criticisms of the fake test, did not even guide usage and approved “asymptomatic”
– contradicted research it had acknowledged (up to 2020) on the ineffectiveness and dangers of masks, sanitising, quarantine and contact tracing
– tacitly approved lockdowns (twice) before reversing course
– has sought more authority to over-rule governments
– has now declared another pandemic after 4 deaths.
However, I must add that my own national med. authority and the rest of the government is no better.
Hello mego: The WHO has no legal jurisdiction in any Nation or State. The organization is a paper tiger operating under Color of Law. The funding mechanisms are clearly those of extortionists and racketeers. >
WHO Wants to Run the World?
BY PAUL FRIJTERS, GIGI FOSTER, MICHAEL BAKER
Published July 11, 2022
Excerpted from article: >
“Loyce Pace, the HHS’s Assistant Secretary for Global Affairs – the leading US official nominally responsible for the proposed amendments – arrived at the Biden administration fresh from a stint as executive director of an advocacy organization called the Global Health Council.
That council receives funding from the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation and its members include Eli Lilly, Merck, Pfizer, Abbott Labs, and Johnson & Johnson. You get the idea. Via one of the foxes-turned-chicken-guard, it appears the HHS ‘worked closely’ on these amendments with large pharmaceutical companies, who will be chomping at the bit for a more proactive (read: profitable) response to any public health emergency, real or imagined.”
Complete text: WHO Wants To Run the World? ⋆ Brownstone Institute
Not exactly a meme but one of the most funny, short video on the faked pandemic.
APOCALYPSE MEOW.
😀
Love it 😂
Just to be fair, the memes are form the website The Truth Comes to Light, I’ve just downloaded them, thank you to them.
I am relatively new here, don’t know the etiquette on these, the subject is free to choose or should be stick to the ‘pandemic’, actual matters, etc? Thanks.
‘’The Renaissance was the culture of the wealthy and powerful upper class, on the crest of a wave which was whipped up by the storm of economic forces. The masses who did not share wealth and power of the ruling group which had lost the security of their former status and had become a shapeless mass, to be flattered or to be threatened – but always to be manipulated and exploited by those in power. A new despotism arose side-by-side with the new individualism. Freedom and tyranny, individuality and disorder, were inextricably interwoven.
The Renaissance was not the culture of small shopkeepers and petit bourgeois, but of wealthy nobles and burghers. Their economic activity and their wealth gave them a feeling of freedom and a sense of individuality. But at the same time, these same people had lost something: the security and belonging which the medieval social structure had offered. The were all free, but they were also more alone. They used their power and wealth to squeeze the last ounce of pleasure out of life; but in doing so, they had to use ruthlessly every means, from physical torture to psychological manipulation, to rule over the masses and check their competitors in their own class.
All human relationships were poisoned by this fierce life-and-death struggle for the maintenance of power and wealth. Solidarity with ones fellow men – or at least with members of one’s own class – was replaced by a cynical detached attitude; other individuals were looked upon as ‘’objects’’ to be used and manipulated, or ruthlessly destroyed if it suited one’s own ends.’’
The Fear of Freedom – Erich Fromm – pp.40,41
Columbus
The renaissance and the industrial revolution were driven by the wealth that the depredations of Columbus and his successors delivered.
Have just seen this harrowing item on today’s Dr Mercola site. There’s an article, but he emphasises that people should watch the 97-minute video: a compilation of the suffering of victims of the injections…
N.B., as the result of some personal threat to him last year, Dr Mercola only keeps his articles up for 48 hours. And so I’ll also provide, here, a link to the video on the Brand New Tube platform.
Please note: as Dr Mercola (and the makers of the film put this right at the beginning) says, ‘viewer caution’… [can’t recall the exact phraseology], for the film’s content is indeed harrowing. How can the perpetrators be so very evil…??
And STILL there are many people who are oblivious to what’s really going on…
“Testimonies from ‘Covid’ jab-injured” (article; and video: 1.37.32 hours), at:
https://articles.mercola.com/2022/08/02/covid-jab-injuries.aspx
And here’s a link to the video on the BNT platform:
“Global mRNA vaccine genocide 2021-2022, with testimonies from the victims and medical staff” (video: 1.37.32 hours), at:
https://brandnewtube.com/watch/global-mrna-vaccine-genocide-2021-2022-with-testimonies-from-the-victims-and-medical-staff_qzIbcZpbCYQiLXz.html
OOPS!!!
Have just discovered that the first of the two links I gave in my post above, about 30 mins ago, didn’t create a clickable link… I see that I accidentally omitted the date part of the site address!! So here’s the rectification, below:
“Testimonies from ‘Covid’ jab-injured” (article; and video: 1.37.32 hours), at:
https://articles.mercola.com/sites/articles/archive/2022/08/02/covid-jab-injuries.aspx
Have just spotted that it wasn’t the date part of the article’s address that I’d accidentally omitted, in my post of just over an hour ago, but the other part of the link!
Wandered across this anecdote about Tiffany Dover, one of the first live guinea pigs ~
https://www.ournewearthnews.com/2022/04/24/remember-nurse-who-got-vaxx-on-live-tv-and-fainted-shes-dead-confirmed/
~ Goodnight, Sweet Princess
Several links to other injuries & fatalities (? Vaxxalities!) from there
My finger is twitching to down vote this. Sweet Princess?!
Since when we praise ignorance used to con the rest to be ill or die?
She was a nurse, a kind of head nurse if I recall well. She chose to get the poison, known to be only experimental shot publicly to influence us. She probably believed the lie ‘for the greater good, to protect others, blah-blah’ and had no ill intentions, but that won’t change the fact that despite of her profession she was ignorant.
Anyone who took time to follow the history of vaccinations or even just gave a thought to that that why autism and other never-seen autoimmune diseases skyrocketing should have been skeptic at least. Eg. the documentary book of Eleanor McBean, The Poisoned Needle, freely available on whale.to from years.
People trust in these nurses, docs, because they assume those know better. Their influence matters because of it I see her case as sadly a useful idiot died due to her choice led by her ignorance.
Yes, she died, it is not a new info by the way, people found the document about it shortly after it had happened. There was also a photo showing her body-double in mask but they didn’t allowed that person to speak or removing the mask to see her full face. The attempt to cover her death.
(Sorry for my anger, I lost two relatives who were also conned and who believed those but us who made actual research and tried to warn them IN TIME.)
People trust their doctors. We need to put the doctors “On The Spot”. Ask any doctor the “Pro or Ho” question.
Is your doctor a medical professional or a paid whore for the pharma cartel? A simple question for your doctor to determine if they are a “Pro or Ho”:
“Should healthy children under the age of 12 get the shots?”.
If the answer isn’t “NO” then you have a “Ho”. There is no “yes” or “it depends”. The IFR for healthy kids is so far to the right of the decimal that they have a statistically ZERO chance of dying from covid. It is of zero benefit for them to get the shots. It also is of zero benefit to anyone else because they will still get it and transmit it, injected or not.
ASK YOUR DOCTOR.
Do you think anyone over 12 should play Russian roulette?
Hello Christine Thompson: I appreciate your reference to Dr Mercola’s site. However: I’ve been on his emailing list for a number of months, and noticed a number of sad issues in the readers comments section.
1.) The comments are arranged according to “top rated” posters. There are persons who have posted comments for years, and they generally hog the comments. Other comments by “lesser” approved ratings are buried at the back of the comments section.
2.) The articles and comments whine on and on, with case after case of medical and institutional corruption. There are no legal remedies ever offered.
3.) Mr. Mercola is in the business of selling overpriced and completely unnecessary supplements to an often times – medically impaired and misinformed public.
4.) His policy of restricting available content to a 48-hour window, is grandly suspect. Full access is limited to subscribing clients…
Like nearly every other “alternate” media hipster, he is obviously in it for the money.
There is more. Why he fights on the good side, he avoided the virus debate despite of being challenged on it.
The problem with this that if the ‘new’ discoveries about the non-existent viruses (exosomes, not causes but answers) would have been wildly known they wouldn’t be able to con the people into accepting the poison, locking down the world, etc. Their whole plan based on the fear of germs.
If we want to stop the power grab based on this fear and stop the coming faked pandemics, this knowledge would be the only one fit to purpose and should be spread far and wide.
https://truthcomestolight.com/dr-tom-cowan-dr-andrew-kaufman-a-challenging-response-to-dr-mercolas-article-yes-sars-cov-2-is-a-real-virus/
The best documentary – in my opinion – to prove the point:
https://truthcomestolight.com/the-end-of-germ-theory-documentary-an-easy-to-understand-step-by-step-analysis-of-the-history-of-germ-virus-theory-the-erroneous-science-behind-vaccination-a-close-look-at/
Hipster???😆
A dire warning from the lame stream media: Don’t have cold showers, don’t look at your electricity bill, don’t worry about airline cancellations, don’t fret about daylight savings, and definitely don’t be concerned about solar storms. Solar storms? That’s a new one.
If you do worry then your chances of dying from a heart attack or stroke increases exponentially.
Gene therapy drugs are safe and effective, so;
Stay safe and remember, we are all in this together.
Meme me up Scotty
FINALLY! Meme-Monday is back! ❤ ❤ ❤
Dropping the “CoviD-skeptic” is totally fine, after all everything is connected with everything!
At last there is something to keep us alive to look forward to.
Thank you Sophie for compiling, it’s an auspicious first time.
Some of you might be interested to read this: Part 1 of a three-part article. I came across it yesterday on the Tapnewswire information hub.
“Menticide 101 and the brainwashing of a World: Part I – the Biosecurity State”, at:
https://tapnewswire.com/2022/08/menticide-101-and-the-brainwashing-of-a-world-part-i-the-biosecurity-state
Any day now an ” expert ” will link Covid to Climate Change.
wouldn’t of been a lot worse if you didn’t take all of them and get the side effects! 😂
I know I go on but we are nature we are the world we are consciousness we are all connected don’t let a few evil people tell you otherwise.
Since the relevant meme was re-posted in this collection, I might as well repeat my observation that in Meme #3, the modified Zelensky looks to me like a twin of comedian and social critic Lee Camp:
So 2021
I liked this one too
They sure have been doing this for quite some time…
We are sitting on a ball or a plane supposedly going thousands of miles an hour,On this world surviving as best we can getting bombarded with bills and covid and monkey pox and wars and murder it’s insane why do these parasites make everything so bad?Its about control it’s devide and conquer nothing is as bad as what we are being told.Live each day as if it’s your last cherish and love all because we are all in the same boat.
Don’t let the evil ones get to you they are only invested in their own interests you are more than what you think.
“We men and women are all in the same noat, upon a stormy sea. We owe to each other a terrible and tragic loyalty.”
GKC
what’s GKC?
“GKC” is Gilbert Keith Chesterton– an English writer, philosopher, lay theologian, and literary and art critic.
BTW, GKC wrote “boat”, not “noat”. 😉
Taking all the motions into account, it is more like hundreds of km per second.
They must keep you busy to prevent you to discover the truth about ‘everything’. Average working people simply don’t have the time and energy. Cliche but true, knowledge is power.
The base of their power is ignorance, the best example was this faked pandemic. Who fetched time going after the virus-legend, surely said no to their poison-vax, no matter what.
I also wish to know the truth about the Earth, more precisely that that why it is so important to them to keep us in the dark about it. NASA clearly lies, on many point the spinning ball can’t be true in the from they educated us, eg the speed. There is an excellent and funny series by Spacebusters on Youtube asking NASA fanboys, he asks very valid questions.
Keeping the masses in the dark prevents WWZ.
Deceiving them enables massive peculation.
The truth is occulted, but discoverable, but only to the perspicacious (& PTB).
TPTB are philanthropic, but in the sense of h sapiens, hence the winnowing underway.
The one on the right reminds you a lot of Musk. Come to think of it, they both do.
I want mr cooper to do meme’s too 👍
Nancy Pelosi spotted on a flight to Taiwan:
https://cs14.pikabu.ru/video/2022/07/31/1659275728224760831_1280x800.webm
‘Damn racist old tory wimmin rejecting Rishi Sunak is racist’.
‘Sadiq Khan saying that the UK should be forced back into the EU without a vote is a triumph for racial equality’.
Naked men’s chests at a football match is a yellow card offence when celebrating a goal.
Chloe Kelly stripping her kit off in front of 25 million men, women, children and others after toe-poking the Lionesses to glory is ’empowering to women’.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/62376808
A hairy chest is the new sexual taboo, whereas breast feeding in the street is going to be situation normal by 2030.
Before anyone gets excited, her ‘chest’ was still under a very modest sports bra. If male footballers wore vests under their shirts would they be penalised if they removed their shirt? Idk.
I acknowledge the broad cultural bias you’re referring to, however. A2
Kelly got a yellow card too and so balance is restored to the Force.
Lionesses..?
trannieessesWhat sick f*ck watches a bunch of andric creatures play football.?
It is up there with trannies reading to children.
Inverted as going to pride.
NO real girl when I was at
prison campschool would play football.Today gynic men do knitting and dyke looking builders play football.
Fatima witbred and East German shot putters in the 70′.80s and a little bit of hollyfreak films/Tv series converted you very easily.
Get back in your hole troll.
Nothing wrong with breast feeding in public. Nothing wrong with breast feeding PERIOD! It is only an issue to people who view tits as a sexual organ and not for the nurturing of their young. Porn helped to make tits seem like they had one purpose only (for getting jizzed on)
Because they are sexual organ, ask any men, I mean MEN.
WAS WONDERING WHAT HAPPENED TO THE MEMES…. TO HELP MY FELLOW MEME LOVERS STAY SAFE:
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From Sidney Harris. Made years ago. Still apply
Like the Brawndo ref in Meme 10 – ‘its got what plants crave’.
LOVE that documentary.
Your alternative update on #COVID19 for 2022-07-30. Pics jabbed UK dead. Athlete Deaths are 1700% higher. mal-engineered Drosden PCR, midazolam, bad DNR (blog, gab, tweet).