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15 Memes to Get You Through the Day – Part 25

Memes are back again this week, for our quarter-century edition. Yes, it’s already been 25 collections of memes…hasn’t the time just flown by?

Well, not for us, but for some people I’m sure. Probably the ones who aren’t doing memes.

…shall we crack on?

1.

As you’d expect there’s some pretty fertile meme-soil surrounding Liz Truss this week…I worked in an Argos stockroom for a half-Kwarteng when I was a teen.

2.

For those who don’t into math, that’s about 28,000 per Kwarteng.

3.

He’s baaaaccckkkk

4.

Someone get the jar

5.

Well…can you?

6.

You’d think the apocalypse would at least lower property values a little bit.

7.

As my gran used to say, “Don’t give him any money, he’ll just spend it all on anti-tank weaponry.”

8.

Soooo….guillotine time?

9.

“Oi mate, you got a license for that trowel?

10.

Doubled the workforce, halved the wages. The logic holds up. Just sayin’.

11.

Alternate title: “When did you last use your heating?”

12.

Jokes on them, I homeschool.

13.

Also explains why he needs your money.

14.

Losing the game is the only way they’ll learn.

15.

Same for the UK, only no guns so we’ll just be throwing batteries and coffee cups at each other.

And finally…

OK, maybe it’s cheap to keep going back to the Liz Truss well, but if this doesn’t make you laugh you’re made of stone.

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mariusmioc
mariusmioc
Oct 27, 2022 12:13 PM
Blackwater River
Blackwater River
Oct 26, 2022 12:22 PM

FYI
On iPhone on privacy you can declare you don’t want to share your info with third party developers.

Doesn’t matter. Go down and look at data.

There was one I could only see if I downloaded it. It was 9 MB

Included was EVERY SREENSHOT I had taken. Not just the image but THE ENTIRE PAGE.

Those were then scanned for wrong images including my entire photo library and every email.

All to make children safer?!

covidiot
covidiot
Oct 26, 2022 9:46 AM

How to post your own memes in a comment:

First, upload the image file to a (free) upload site; Postimages is straightforward enough.

this URL should be provided:

https://postimages.org/

DavidW
DavidW
Oct 25, 2022 6:51 PM
Reply to  Mucho

From Canada link UNAVAILABLE

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This is becoming more and more common as Big Brother’s global censorship is ramped up.

Mann Friedmann
Mann Friedmann
Oct 25, 2022 8:58 PM
Reply to  DavidW

Set your VPN to a UK proxy.
But one cannot access video without signing up.

chauf
chauf
Nov 9, 2022 3:43 PM
Reply to  DavidW

same here
these mthr fckrs are a pest
oh chiNADA… FJT!!!

Captain Spock
Captain Spock
Oct 25, 2022 10:27 AM

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Captain Spock
Captain Spock
Oct 25, 2022 10:25 AM

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Captain Spock
Captain Spock
Oct 25, 2022 10:23 AM

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Adair Brion
Adair Brion
Oct 25, 2022 8:08 AM
covidiot
covidiot
Oct 26, 2022 9:47 AM
Reply to  Adair Brion

not like that.

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hotrod31
hotrod31
Oct 27, 2022 2:45 AM
Reply to  covidiot

… and trolls emerge from under the bridge … where God’s banker was last seen.

Johnny
Johnny
Oct 25, 2022 4:46 AM
Stop The Prison Mentality
Stop The Prison Mentality
Oct 25, 2022 3:40 AM

And to complement the article immediately following this 25th meme show.

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I3art
I3art
Oct 25, 2022 11:20 PM

Where is g**gle?

covidiot
covidiot
Oct 26, 2022 10:06 AM
Reply to  I3art

deep in the bowels of the CIA. everybody knows that.

antitermite
antitermite
Oct 25, 2022 3:35 AM

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Jeffrey Strahl
Jeffrey Strahl
Oct 25, 2022 5:11 AM
Reply to  antitermite

That’s better than any of the ones in the article.  😀 

Adair Brion
Adair Brion
Oct 25, 2022 7:45 PM
Reply to  Jeffrey Strahl

🤣👍

fertility
fertility
Oct 25, 2022 10:55 PM
Reply to  antitermite

LOL

Blind Gill
Blind Gill
Oct 26, 2022 5:48 PM
Reply to  antitermite

What toss pot downvoted this lol?

Stop The Prison Mentality
Stop The Prison Mentality
Oct 25, 2022 3:20 AM

And I forgot to mention, congratulations on the 25th silver tin foil anniversary and battling through all of those meme haters and their meme hating addiction.

Stop The Prison Mentality
Stop The Prison Mentality
Oct 25, 2022 3:07 AM

Here’s one for the US readers.

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Thinktwice
Thinktwice
Oct 25, 2022 3:03 AM

No matter what you choose, you always end up with the World Economic Forum…

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Howard
Howard
Oct 25, 2022 1:41 PM
Reply to  Thinktwice

And still people refuse to admit that Science is a scam. “They’re just not practicing it right,” they’ll insist. Yeah, my aunt Fanny!

Grafter
Grafter
Oct 25, 2022 2:08 AM

I see the manufacturers of Dettol claim that it kills the Covid19 virus So next time you get the sniffles try a quick gargle before retiring for the night.

Clive Williams
Clive Williams
Oct 25, 2022 4:08 AM
Reply to  Grafter

Just found out, have a bag of chips with plenty of vinegar.

Marilyn Shepherd
Marilyn Shepherd
Oct 25, 2022 6:25 PM
Reply to  Grafter

It’s been advertised like that in Australia for the past 2.6 years, the fucking morons think covid is a ”virus”.

Ort
Ort
Oct 25, 2022 8:16 PM
Reply to  Grafter

In the US, TV ads for the parallel “Lysol” brand of American cleaning and disinfecting products distributed by Reckitt also claim that their disinfectant spray is effective against the “COVID-19 virus”. 

So much for the occasional reformist campaigns to require “truth in advertising”– a desirable state of affairs which is manifestly preposterous on its face.

Blind Gill
Blind Gill
Oct 26, 2022 5:51 PM
Reply to  Grafter

I remember right at the beginning of COVID a mouth wash manufacturer saying that they were looking at whether a mouthwash could kill the virus. Everything went v quiet but I note that part of India’s response was to issue salt nasal rinses. Now I’m at the stage where I think it was a total psyop but it’s interesting that this point was silenced do t you think?

Veri Tas
Veri Tas
Oct 25, 2022 1:02 AM

Not a meme from The National Pulse:

Would-Be British PM Rishi Sunak’s Family Runs A China-Linked, World Economic Forum Partner Company Pushing Digital ID and Social Credit Scores.
SUNAK’S WIFE IS A FOREIGN CITIZEN WITH A SHAREHOLDING IN THE WEF-LINKED COMPANY.

Things will only get worse from now on in.

Clive Williams
Clive Williams
Oct 25, 2022 4:35 AM
Reply to  Veri Tas

Yea, but to say anything is to be racist anti Central Ban-cock.

Mann Friedmann
Mann Friedmann
Oct 25, 2022 9:01 PM
Reply to  Veri Tas

The company is InfoSys.
China is looking at throwing them out.

Steph Amson
Steph Amson
Oct 25, 2022 12:32 AM

#1 had me snorting with laughter straight away. A really good catch of memes this time. XD Also who writes the intro, it’s also really funny. 🙂

Blowtech
Blowtech
Oct 24, 2022 11:53 PM

From some of the comments, I think the jokes were more sophisticated…

Pilgrim Shadow
Pilgrim Shadow
Oct 24, 2022 11:46 PM

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Cloverleaf
Cloverleaf
Oct 24, 2022 11:23 PM

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jubal hershaw
jubal hershaw
Oct 24, 2022 10:26 PM

There must be something wrong…I didnt laugh at any of them

dan
dan
Oct 24, 2022 10:36 PM
Reply to  jubal hershaw

I did, number 12.

Paul Watson
Paul Watson
Oct 24, 2022 10:50 PM
Reply to  dan

Maybe you are at the wrong Guardian..

jubal hershaw
jubal hershaw
Oct 24, 2022 11:08 PM
Reply to  jubal hershaw

I anticipated some Indian jokes but maybe that’s racist.

Blowtech
Blowtech
Oct 24, 2022 11:51 PM
Reply to  jubal hershaw

I’m sure others expected Russian jokes, can’t please everyone

Jeffrey Strahl
Jeffrey Strahl
Oct 24, 2022 10:04 PM

First time ever that i didn’t find one from the collection which i really felt like sharing.

NikkiBop
NikkiBop
Oct 25, 2022 4:23 AM
Reply to  Jeffrey Strahl

I agree. This wasn’t the best collection.

Blowtech
Blowtech
Oct 25, 2022 5:13 AM
Reply to  NikkiBop

I don’t know, they seemed fine, but I’m new

Sam - Admin
Admin
Sam - Admin
Oct 25, 2022 10:15 AM
Reply to  Blowtech

Ah, you may quickly detect a portion of the community here tends to have a rather reproving attitude toward OffG, its writers, its editors and its admin staff, to the point I sometimes wonder if they’re commenting here of their own free will, since there must surely be places they’d prefer to be. Maybe it’s an expression of their own self hatred? Whichever, I’d almost forgotten what a supportive community looked like until I visited Edward Slavsquat’s substack the other day. 😂 A2

Blowtech
Blowtech
Oct 25, 2022 3:39 PM
Reply to  Sam - Admin

Care to give me a thumbs up then?

Sam - Admin
Admin
Sam - Admin
Oct 25, 2022 4:13 PM
Reply to  Blowtech

Ah hello disapproving tone, never far away. 😅 Almost as if people can’t contain some sort of deep-seated resentment as they slog it out each day Below The Line, trapped in some surly Sisyphean nightmare. I honestly do wonder about that. 🤪

Have a few thumbs up. Perhaps one of the resident multi-voting trolls could take a break from downvoting admin and upvoting bigots and give you 40 upvotes? 😉

👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍

Oh and thanks for saying the memes were fine. Not good but fine hehe But seriously, thanks.

copter
copter
Oct 25, 2022 6:07 PM
Reply to  Sam - Admin

lighten up sam.

Sam - Admin
Admin
Sam - Admin
Oct 25, 2022 8:51 PM
Reply to  copter

Thank you for chiming in to correct Offg’s ever-errant course.

Blind Gill
Blind Gill
Oct 26, 2022 6:18 PM
Reply to  Sam - Admin

Some of the community Sam.

Sam - Admin
Admin
Sam - Admin
Oct 26, 2022 8:05 PM
Reply to  Blind Gill

Well, while your dry and chilly correction isn’t reigniting my faith (rather it’s at risk of compounding my sensation that endlessly-disapproving latent hostility reigns supreme down here 😂), I have amended the wording, as that was the right thing to do. It isn’t everyone. The naughty kids mustn’t be allowed to overshadow the good ones. So, thanks and please accept my apologies if I offended you. A2

Mike
Mike
Oct 30, 2022 9:06 PM
Reply to  Sam - Admin

A strange verbosity and talkativeness is often a sign of depression.

Sam - Admin
Admin
Sam - Admin
Oct 31, 2022 12:11 PM
Reply to  Mike

Well…. 😅 who wouldn’t feel a bit depressed presented with so much potential in the comments going to waste due to a lethargic culture of perpetual adolescent snarking and sniping. So many perpetually pursed lips everyone must have mouths like cat’s arses round here. XD A2

TRM
TRM
Oct 24, 2022 10:02 PM

Some of the lies they’ve told us that are now proven to have been KNOWN by the liars when they lied about it. KNOWN LIES. That’s murder.
But ya didn’t get me and mine bitches so the last laugh is on you, you compliant, self righteous, bullying, macho wankers!!!!

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Baldmichael Theresolute
Baldmichael Theresolute
Oct 24, 2022 9:38 PM

Priceless! No. 10 (the image not PM’s residence) is very insightful. I must remember that.

Paul Prichard
Paul Prichard
Oct 24, 2022 9:36 PM

Your alternative update on #COVID19 for 2022-10-22. Vaccine Repugnance, Government Revulsion, Doctor Aversion, Police Animosity – did this guy miss anything (blog, gab, tweet).

Violet
Violet
Oct 24, 2022 9:32 PM

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mcc
mcc
Oct 24, 2022 9:28 PM

very good I liked particularly no 8 and the last one. But I’m curious to know who painted the picture at no 11.

DM:
DM:
Oct 24, 2022 11:48 PM
Reply to  mcc

The Letter by Berthold Woltze (ca. 1896)

Just copy the image or the url of the image and google it.


mcc
mcc
Oct 25, 2022 12:58 PM
Reply to  DM:

Many many thanks.

Blowtech
Blowtech
Oct 24, 2022 11:54 PM
Reply to  mcc

Wasn’t one of us

Violet
Violet
Oct 24, 2022 8:46 PM

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Seansaighdeor
Seansaighdeor
Oct 24, 2022 8:27 PM

I must be made of stone.

But 11 & 12 are particularly good, 11 especially.

This was one doing the rounds which I was hoping to see although don’t have the image.

Its the guy who says that in his lifetime his his son lived through 4 chancellors, 3 Prime Ministers and 2 Monarch’s.

Trouble is he is only 4 months old. (Was 2 PM’s but just got updated today)

Baldmichael Theresolute
Baldmichael Theresolute
Oct 24, 2022 9:48 PM
Reply to  Seansaighdeor

Thank you and oh Gordon Bennett, that clever idiot Rich tea ‘Fishy’ Sunak is now PM. I must get my thinking cap on. Mmm…well I have already skewered him.Liz Truss may have not been right, but Mr Sunak has borrowed the UK into huge debt with his incompetence as chancellor and will be far worse.

This is part 1 covering Sunak. Please note anagrams.

https://alphaandomegacloud.wordpress.com/2022/08/25/a-new-pm-for-uk-conservative-party-candidates-rishi-sunak-and-liz-truss/

Sholapur
Sholapur
Oct 24, 2022 8:20 PM
Baldmichael Theresolute
Baldmichael Theresolute
Oct 24, 2022 9:52 PM
Reply to  Sholapur

I think the fusing together refers to the bivalent boosters for the ‘flu and covid 19.

Although the ‘flu and Covid 19 are the same of course. Which vaccines won’t help.

Will probably cause the ‘flu/Covid 19 though. How nice.

Marilyn Shepherd
Marilyn Shepherd
Oct 25, 2022 6:30 PM
Reply to  Sholapur

Yet it’s amazing how many crackpots think ” viruses’ have brains

Violet
Violet
Oct 24, 2022 8:14 PM

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Veri Tas
Veri Tas
Oct 24, 2022 11:49 PM
Reply to  Violet

What about Joe Biden’s face when he has a moment of lucidity and realises Hunter is his son?

Violet
Violet
Oct 25, 2022 3:00 AM
Reply to  Veri Tas

Two peas in a pod both pedos.

Pilgrim Shadow
Pilgrim Shadow
Oct 24, 2022 8:07 PM

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Violet
Violet
Oct 24, 2022 8:04 PM

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Martin Usher
Martin Usher
Oct 24, 2022 7:40 PM

Liz Truss will be missed — such promising material. What’s going to be interesting is how my brother reacts, he living in deepest rural Sussex, a regular Daily Telegraph reader and, up to now, a staunch Truss defender. I tend to have a slightly more cynical view, partly from viewing from afar and partly from having seen it all before. Suddenly its all changed — its enough to give one severe whiplash.

Rusnak’s not going to be any different, just nothing like as entertaining.

Baldmichael Theresolute
Baldmichael Theresolute
Oct 24, 2022 9:55 PM
Reply to  Martin Usher

I am from Sussex albeit not deeply rural, merely reasonable rural. Whilst Liz Truss was not going to be brilliant, I do not trust Rich Tea Sunak one little bit. I wrote this on him. Note the anagrams.

https://alphaandomegacloud.wordpress.com/2022/08/25/a-new-pm-for-uk-conservative-party-candidates-rishi-sunak-and-liz-truss/

hotrod31
hotrod31
Oct 25, 2022 12:39 AM

Anyone trusting ANY politician would have to have rocks-in-their-head.
Politicians, can’t work for the general populace because their masters won’t let them.
Unfortunately, it is the same in every country …

Polish Bloke
Polish Bloke
Oct 24, 2022 9:59 PM
Reply to  Martin Usher

“Sunak was different to other sixth formers in Winchester: a lifelong nondrinker, he wasn’t distracted by the allure of the pub.
But there was something else that marked him out from the herd. He was a conservative in every sense: not only in his outlook and demeanour but in his religious attitudes, too – a practising Hindu who avoided beef.”

Bankster with values…? But can’t have both of them, either one or other, isn’t it ?

Or they bought him, everybody has got a price.

BTW : his wife looks really strange, abybody mentioned ? Sick, weak, unhappy or what.
Say : overworked ? ( 😉 LOL )