15 Memes to Get You Through the Day – Part 25
Memes are back again this week, for our quarter-century edition. Yes, it’s already been 25 collections of memes…hasn’t the time just flown by?
Well, not for us, but for some people I’m sure. Probably the ones who aren’t doing memes.
…shall we crack on?
1.
As you’d expect there’s some pretty fertile meme-soil surrounding Liz Truss this week…I worked in an Argos stockroom for a half-Kwarteng when I was a teen.
2.
For those who don’t into math, that’s about 28,000 per Kwarteng.
3.
He’s baaaaccckkkk
4.
Someone get the jar…
5.
Well…can you?
6.
You’d think the apocalypse would at least lower property values a little bit.
7.
As my gran used to say, “Don’t give him any money, he’ll just spend it all on anti-tank weaponry.”
8.
Soooo….guillotine time?
9.
“Oi mate, you got a license for that trowel?
10.
Doubled the workforce, halved the wages. The logic holds up. Just sayin’.
11.
Alternate title: “When did you last use your heating?”
12.
Jokes on them, I homeschool.
13.
Also explains why he needs your money.
14.
Losing the game is the only way they’ll learn.
15.
Same for the UK, only no guns so we’ll just be throwing batteries and coffee cups at each other.
And finally…
OK, maybe it’s cheap to keep going back to the Liz Truss well, but if this doesn’t make you laugh you’re made of stone.
Made me lol 😂#Memes #LizTruss #Conservatives pic.twitter.com/VCDOTkUE5G
— Pamela Brown (@earth_marine15) October 20, 2022
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FYI
On iPhone on privacy you can declare you don’t want to share your info with third party developers.
Doesn’t matter. Go down and look at data.
There was one I could only see if I downloaded it. It was 9 MB
Included was EVERY SREENSHOT I had taken. Not just the image but THE ENTIRE PAGE.
Those were then scanned for wrong images including my entire photo library and every email.
All to make children safer?!
this URL should be provided:
https://postimages.org/
Radio presenter Tim Gough, 55, dies live on air during his breakfast show – OK! Magazine
From Canada link UNAVAILABLE
This is becoming more and more common as Big Brother’s global censorship is ramped up.
Set your VPN to a UK proxy.
But one cannot access video without signing up.
same here
these mthr fckrs are a pest
oh chiNADA… FJT!!!
https://postimg.cc/JGmzbtJS
not like that.
… and trolls emerge from under the bridge … where God’s banker was last seen.
Wear with pride:
https://www.etsy.com/au/listing/1019382110/fck-fauci-fire-fraud-virus-clothing
And to complement the article immediately following this 25th meme show.
Where is g**gle?
deep in the bowels of the CIA. everybody knows that.
That’s better than any of the ones in the article. 😀
🤣👍
LOL
What toss pot downvoted this lol?
And I forgot to mention, congratulations on the 25th
silvertin foil anniversary and battling through all of those meme haters and their meme hating addiction.Here’s one for the US readers.
No matter what you choose, you always end up with the World Economic Forum…
And still people refuse to admit that Science is a scam. “They’re just not practicing it right,” they’ll insist. Yeah, my aunt Fanny!
I see the manufacturers of Dettol claim that it kills the Covid19 virus So next time you get the sniffles try a quick gargle before retiring for the night.
Just found out, have a bag of chips with plenty of vinegar.
It’s been advertised like that in Australia for the past 2.6 years, the fucking morons think covid is a ”virus”.
In the US, TV ads for the parallel “Lysol” brand of American cleaning and disinfecting products distributed by Reckitt also claim that their disinfectant spray is effective against the “COVID-19 virus”.
So much for the occasional reformist campaigns to require “truth in advertising”– a desirable state of affairs which is manifestly preposterous on its face.
I remember right at the beginning of COVID a mouth wash manufacturer saying that they were looking at whether a mouthwash could kill the virus. Everything went v quiet but I note that part of India’s response was to issue salt nasal rinses. Now I’m at the stage where I think it was a total psyop but it’s interesting that this point was silenced do t you think?
Not a meme from The National Pulse:
Would-Be British PM Rishi Sunak’s Family Runs A China-Linked, World Economic Forum Partner Company Pushing Digital ID and Social Credit Scores.
SUNAK’S WIFE IS A FOREIGN CITIZEN WITH A SHAREHOLDING IN THE WEF-LINKED COMPANY.
Things will only get worse from now on in.
Yea, but to say anything is to be racist anti Central Ban-cock.
The company is InfoSys.
China is looking at throwing them out.
#1 had me snorting with laughter straight away. A really good catch of memes this time. XD Also who writes the intro, it’s also really funny. 🙂
From some of the comments, I think the jokes were more sophisticated…
There must be something wrong…I didnt laugh at any of them
I did, number 12.
Maybe you are at the wrong Guardian..
I anticipated some Indian jokes but maybe that’s racist.
I’m sure others expected Russian jokes, can’t please everyone
First time ever that i didn’t find one from the collection which i really felt like sharing.
I agree. This wasn’t the best collection.
I don’t know, they seemed fine, but I’m new
Ah, you may quickly detect a portion of the community here tends to have a rather reproving attitude toward OffG, its writers, its editors and its admin staff, to the point I sometimes wonder if they’re commenting here of their own free will, since there must surely be places they’d prefer to be. Maybe it’s an expression of their own self hatred? Whichever, I’d almost forgotten what a supportive community looked like until I visited Edward Slavsquat’s substack the other day. 😂 A2
Care to give me a thumbs up then?
Ah hello disapproving tone, never far away. 😅 Almost as if people can’t contain some sort of deep-seated resentment as they slog it out each day Below The Line, trapped in some surly Sisyphean nightmare. I honestly do wonder about that. 🤪
Have a few thumbs up. Perhaps one of the resident multi-voting trolls could take a break from downvoting admin and upvoting bigots and give you 40 upvotes? 😉
👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍
Oh and thanks for saying the memes were fine. Not good but fine hehe But seriously, thanks.
lighten up sam.
Thank you for chiming in to correct Offg’s ever-errant course.
Some of the community Sam.
Well, while your dry and chilly correction isn’t reigniting my faith (rather it’s at risk of compounding my sensation that endlessly-disapproving latent hostility reigns supreme down here 😂), I have amended the wording, as that was the right thing to do. It isn’t everyone. The naughty kids mustn’t be allowed to overshadow the good ones. So, thanks and please accept my apologies if I offended you. A2
A strange verbosity and talkativeness is often a sign of depression.
Well…. 😅 who wouldn’t feel a bit depressed presented with so much potential in the comments going to waste due to a lethargic culture of perpetual adolescent snarking and sniping. So many perpetually pursed lips everyone must have mouths like cat’s arses round here. XD A2
Some of the lies they’ve told us that are now proven to have been KNOWN by the liars when they lied about it. KNOWN LIES. That’s murder.
But ya didn’t get me and mine bitches so the last laugh is on you, you compliant, self righteous, bullying, macho wankers!!!!
Priceless! No. 10 (the image not PM’s residence) is very insightful. I must remember that.
Your alternative update on #COVID19 for 2022-10-22. Vaccine Repugnance, Government Revulsion, Doctor Aversion, Police Animosity – did this guy miss anything (blog, gab, tweet).
very good I liked particularly no 8 and the last one. But I’m curious to know who painted the picture at no 11.
The Letter by Berthold Woltze (ca. 1896)
Just copy the image or the url of the image and google it.
Many many thanks.
Wasn’t one of us
I must be made of stone.
But 11 & 12 are particularly good, 11 especially.
This was one doing the rounds which I was hoping to see although don’t have the image.
Its the guy who says that in his lifetime his his son lived through 4 chancellors, 3 Prime Ministers and 2 Monarch’s.
Trouble is he is only 4 months old. (Was 2 PM’s but just got updated today)
Thank you and oh Gordon Bennett, that clever idiot Rich tea ‘Fishy’ Sunak is now PM. I must get my thinking cap on. Mmm…well I have already skewered him.Liz Truss may have not been right, but Mr Sunak has borrowed the UK into huge debt with his incompetence as chancellor and will be far worse.
This is part 1 covering Sunak. Please note anagrams.
https://alphaandomegacloud.wordpress.com/2022/08/25/a-new-pm-for-uk-conservative-party-candidates-rishi-sunak-and-liz-truss/
https://www.theguardian.com/science/2022/oct/24/immune-system-evading-hybrid-virus-observed-for-first-time-rsv-and-influenza
Viral cooperation… Hahahaha! Good trolling, Science. Good trolling.
I think the fusing together refers to the bivalent boosters for the ‘flu and covid 19.
Although the ‘flu and Covid 19 are the same of course. Which vaccines won’t help.
Will probably cause the ‘flu/Covid 19 though. How nice.
Yet it’s amazing how many crackpots think ” viruses’ have brains
What about Joe Biden’s face when he has a moment of lucidity and realises Hunter is his son?
Two peas in a pod both pedos.
Liz Truss will be missed — such promising material. What’s going to be interesting is how my brother reacts, he living in deepest rural Sussex, a regular Daily Telegraph reader and, up to now, a staunch Truss defender. I tend to have a slightly more cynical view, partly from viewing from afar and partly from having seen it all before. Suddenly its all changed — its enough to give one severe whiplash.
Rusnak’s not going to be any different, just nothing like as entertaining.
I am from Sussex albeit not deeply rural, merely reasonable rural. Whilst Liz Truss was not going to be brilliant, I do not trust Rich Tea Sunak one little bit. I wrote this on him. Note the anagrams.
https://alphaandomegacloud.wordpress.com/2022/08/25/a-new-pm-for-uk-conservative-party-candidates-rishi-sunak-and-liz-truss/
Anyone trusting ANY politician would have to have rocks-in-their-head.
Politicians, can’t work for the general populace because their masters won’t let them.
Unfortunately, it is the same in every country …
“Sunak was different to other sixth formers in Winchester: a lifelong nondrinker, he wasn’t distracted by the allure of the pub.
But there was something else that marked him out from the herd. He was a conservative in every sense: not only in his outlook and demeanour but in his religious attitudes, too – a practising Hindu who avoided beef.”
Bankster with values…? But can’t have both of them, either one or other, isn’t it ?
Or they bought him, everybody has got a price.
BTW : his wife looks really strange, abybody mentioned ? Sick, weak, unhappy or what.
Say : overworked ? ( 😉 LOL )