12 Memes to Get You Through the Day – Part 28
Yet another Monday. Yet more memes. You know how this works by now. We’ve got a world cup, COP27 and the G20 to meme over. Let’s dive right in.
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Qatar with the epic troll job.
2.
Some people really do deserve the Great Reset.
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Every “fact-checker” ever.
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That is what’s missing from my life.
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Anti-fa (most of the time).
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Add an electric fence and you have a deal.
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We’ve all had that conversation…
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…with these people.
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The new Covid wave is gonna be a tough sell.
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Legend has it he can fill a hearse with nothing but a needle and a few billion dollars.
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Score’s getting out of hand…maybe time to institute the mercy rule.
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I have that mug in blue. My hat is the same colour though.
Bonus – from the comments
Just a few of the words to be completely meaningless these days.
By next spring it will be a religious experience, and the ones it kills will be lucky and chosen by god.
Disgusting cynicism. Billionaires and politicians want to help save the world…they just need your money to do it.
…but think of the benefits to the climate!
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Maid in Canada
Did they have a swimsuit contest at this beauty pageant?
The winner brings to mind the “Fat Lady” cyber-disguise worn by Quaid (Arnold Schwarzenegger) in “Total Recall”:
Looks like Ting Tong from Little Britain
😆😆😆
Those poor girls around him when it was announced having to appear happy.
This is the end of all beauty contests
and remember folks xmas is coming early this year when the Dec 5th new “sanctions” on russian oil happen, best stock up now, still at least you can be assured that India and China dont give a fuck about xmas or western sanctions, so as we watch our western industrialised nations crumble we can be sure we are doing the right thing in supporting the freezing nazis in ukraine, ho, ho ho and a merry satan yuletide blood ritual to all
The meme a few from the end struck me as exceptionally funny considering I wrote an article titled “Take the Vaccine and You Won’t Go to Hell”…did someone else come up with this funny idea the same time I did?? That’s so funny!
https://www.shrewviews.com/p/take-the-vaccine-and-you-wont-go
I sometimes feel like moving to No. 6.
I have little interest in football now, but I did watch a bit of it, so I quite like Number 11, but this is not a response to that, though I did laugh, about the app crashing, and them having to let The England supporters in having given up trying to check their tickets on their mobile phones (who’s stupid idea was that – WEF lunatics trying to delete cash and paper tickets ?) It worked so well at a festival a couple of years ago, that this year, they changed their policy. If you want a beer- bring cash.
This is an agreed response to the band we saw last Saturday in our local pub, (even though the pub wouldn’t take cash) – the band did. They were Brilliant , and it was Free to get in.
I am now amazed when anything actually works.
https://twitter.com/GinnyWebster/status/1594724233116274688
Tony
Hi Tony. You and I use to post on Spivey,s site a lot, do you know whats happened to him or has he been disappeared like Northern Truthseeker in Canada?
Why 3 down votes for a personal question? Someone needs help!
Aye, you, for giving a fuck about up and down votes.
Thanks for that, very constructive. Now we know.
Chris Spivey still has a site in his own name. Surprised you have not found it. He does not post as frequently as he used to – if you were with him through the ‘intimidation’ period you will know why.
He had to delete much of his original site by order of the courts.
Chris was the greatest teacher of how to spot a false flag.
Ok, thanks for letting me know, I will have a look. Did you ever follow Northern Truthseeker as I know he was under threat from JT Nazi party?
Got it, thank you.
The world becomes more evil every day…
I’ve just come across the following:
“College of Physicians and Surgeons of Ontario ‘suggests’ un’vaccinated’ ‘patients’ are mentally ill and should be put on psychiatric medication”, at:
https://globalresearch.ca/report-canadian-doctor-says-college-physicians-surgeons-ontario-suggests-unvaccinated-patients-mentally-ill-should-put-psychiatric-medication/5799822
Classic! Real life “inmates in charge of the asylum.”
Who would downvote this?! Come on, downvoter, give your best argument against the above. We’re listening.
Quite a number of posts are thumbed-down, here on Off-G, where there’s no legitimate reason for so doing. I think they’re being done by what I (rightly or wrongly) term a ‘bot-troll’.
Arsehole would be a better terminology.
No chance, they do not have the balls or actually anything of relevance.
I used to think well of Canadian physician and writer Gabor Maté until the scamdemic New Abnormal asserted itself.
Alas! although it’s too aggravating to look up to refresh my memory and provide a link, a year or two ago I chanced upon a Gabor video or commentary in which, in his capacity as an esteemed expert on the psychopathology of addiction, he promoted the conventional positive view of vaccines, and offered a fatuous “psychological” analysis asserting that “anti-vaxxers”, like “climate change deniers”, were effectively buying into a “cult” for the usual pathological reasons.
I don’t believe he recommended draconian “cures” for wayward anti-vaxxers, but his supercilious perspective was pure pro-scamdemic pop psychology. Bah! Humbug!
to gabor mate i would rather shoot up street heroin for the rest of my days than take one clot shot, stuff that up your hungry ghost addiction programs
I went to a Graham Elwood show in late July with a friend who still listens to him. He’s quite obviously controlled op, but I sat through his gig and some of it was funny. But he just HAD to mention how many Americans are part of a cult – he didn’t say “anti-vaxxer” and maybe it was more about the idiotic masks and how some refuse to go along with that nonsense. He probably made a quip about Trump as well since that’s fairly de rigueur for your average leftist cultist. I was good, I did not heckle him and I said nothing to my friend, who’s of course been dutifully vaxxed, but man I wanted to. Who is in a cult Graham? Right after he left the stage, what did he do? Put that dog snout diaper right on his face, not one bit of the fucking irony of that made it through that oxygen deprived brain. Needless to say, I went as a favor of sorts to my friend, but I won’t make that mistake again. She did pay for the tickets, so at least I did not personally pay to see that asshole.
Down voting facts,WTF?
No, no, no, I think the Physicians and Surgeons of Ontario need to be given an unknown injection of our choice (ditch water produces a robust immune response)!
i would give them something more than ditch water…. 💩
Oh this is quite an old idea. Didn’t Sage look into using mental health act to argue people who didn’t want to be vaccinated could be considered as lacking capacity.
Every Monday i wonder if Off-G would have some good memes for a change, as it hadn’t happened in weeks. Oh well, not today. Well, there is a good one, but it’s in the Comments. 😀
Cracking memes cheers for those nuggets. OffGers, I’ve released a track about the tyranny and the pushback: “The Great Resistance.”
It will only ever exist on substack & Odysee. Youtube & Spotify are compromised and beholden to big tech & censorship advocates.
https://open.substack.com/pub/nicholascreed/p/the-great-resist-listen-to-my-originally?r=16xjwn&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web
https://odysee.com/@WelcomeToTheDelusion:d/The-Great-Resist:ce?r=A33uWozQTiTcwBpqxRDk1KPKo2RteGzZ
The gov of Colorado recently got attn for extending the emergency order for Covid to include the flu and RSV – but what the order actually seems to say is due to staffing issues at hospitals, staff no longer have to file paperwork in order to transfer uninsured patients out of the hospital. This would negate the need for any official death panels and eliminate the paper trail!
#6 isn’t about walling yourself off from people, its how you build on the Canadian prairies. Its the wind that’s the killer in winter so you need those trees for a windbreak.
As for visiting the Gulf and expecting to get drunk…….surely everyone knows that this just isn’t going to happen? (Also, note that MBS has nothing to do with Qatar — in fact every now and again they’re enemies.)
yep, those who don’t enjoy wet (cold) winds almost year round won’t get that, they prefer teletubbie landscapes ; )
no 6 needs to get ten times as much land, enclosed with ditches and thorny hedges and a pack of hounds.. no electric fence required.
polytunnels too.. orchards, tatties and cabbage, lol
i can dream….
and hats off world cup hosts for pointing out west doesnae have hegemon on entire culture, as yet. fitba? who cares.
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Your card was declined for believing in politics.
“Cull/Euthanize the Untermenschen Useless Eaters (the surplus population) and anyone who do not profit the War Racketeer Corporate Fascist Eugenicist Oligarch Mobster Psycho Nazis.”
“Jack Kevorkian and Jim Jones were rank amateurs compared to the Psycho Nazis.”
Are you sure that statement by Gates is from this year? At the G20 summit? Not that it would matter much, because we all know this is what he believes.
“Just passing it along. Would appreciate it if anyone can verify or disapprove that Billy Eugenics said such.”
I went to the local chain pharmacy today and the pharmacist who used to own an independent pharmacy up the road, but was bought out by the chain, was working there behind the counter — mask-less for the first time since 2020. I told him it was good to see his face. He smiled. I said “trust the science!” And we laughed. He stopped laughing when I followed that with “yes, the science said they never worked”. They all know. I wondered as I waited in line how many people have been jabbed and injured through just that one location. It’s just surreal.
In the NWO, Science can change totally, and serfs must accept the new truth.
MASK NOT is what you can do for your country.
There’s an old quote from 2010 that as per someone has used. I do wish ppl would stop making shit up.
He said back then:
“There’s also a lack of willingness to say is spending $10 million on that last month of life on that patient, would it be better to lay off those 10 teachers and make that up in medical costs? That is called the ‘death panel’ and you’re not supposed to have that discussion.”
We know the fucker is a eugenicist but please let him hang himself.
This is what Billy Eugenics said:
Bill Gates on selective medical advancement benefits
“Innovation can actually be your enemy in health care if you are not careful.”
How’s that?
“If you accelerate certain things but aren’t careful about whether you want to make those innovations available to everyone, then you’re intensifying the cost in such a way that you’ll overwhelm all the resources.”
Like million-dollar chemotherapy treatments.
“Yeah, or organ transplants for people in their seventies from new artificial organs being grown. There is a lot of medical technology for which, unless you can make judgments about who should buy it, you will have to invade other government functions to find the money. Joint replacement is another example.”
http://www.rollingstone.com/culture/news/bill-gates-the-rolling-stone-interview-20140313?page=3
Kevorkian was providing a service to those who wanted it, right?
What you’re missing is that there’s absolutely nothing stopping you spending your money on keeping you alive and healthy. The problem is that you want to spend other people’s money, be it an insurance company’s or government’s or a provider’s. This is when you discover that there’s a price on your head — literally. Actuaries know how much everyone is worth so how much its worth spending on you. Governments at least do this openly — for an insurance company its all a trade secret.
One consolation is that people apply the same thought processes to things like cars.
Sorry, I agree with Greta on this one. I live near the ocean and plastic balloons are just tragic for sea life that mistakes them for food. I know, it’s just a meme, but balloons really ought to be outlawed or made out of biodegradable not-plastic & not-mylar.
If you think an inanimate object merely existing is the cause of littering, you’re a moron. 80 IQ peasants from the third world who’ve never heard of waste management are the real problem. The vast majority of ocean waste comes from India, China and various other hives of subhumanoids.
Keep repeating the dogma that consumer waste come from the Third World, and hope it is true.
I don’t disagree with you.
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As an erstwhile avid birder, I take your point. The point of the meme is that Greta is such a humorless killjoy that even a notorious psychopathic clown is put off by her. Most children instinctively love balloons; there’s something almost magical about them.
The meme is contradictory because the ‘Greta’ image is wearing a glorified ‘balloon’ …
Albeit, I agree, plastic, as well as ALL motorised vehicles are the best-of-friends & the worst-of-enemies. Toodle-do.
it actually reminds me of yon film “The Hitcher”
with ole rutger, rip on that shoulder of Orion.. . .
“Hearse Whisperer” got me. JD Rockefeller’s allopathic medicine tyranny has come to a head. To see where Big Pharma is heading, or most likely is already in the works, watch Spiderhead (on Netflix). Excellent film starring and co-produced by Chris Hemsworth. We’ve taken the pillnjab paradigm as far as we can go. After I discovered people like Kirk Maxey, CEO of Cayman Chemical, and his nefarious background, I wouldn’t trust any vaccine ingredient like CC’s SM102 or CRISPR technology for that matter. Too many unsavory characters in the soup these days!
The Covid-Cryptocurrency Connection: How FTX and Sam Bankman-Fried Bankrolled the Lockdowns
Chris Hemsworth is taking time out:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-11451449/Chris-Hemsworth-announces-hes-taking-time-acting-following-shock-health-news.html
A tap on the shoulder perhaps?
Just my conspiracy theory
Obvi to those who can see…
Does anyone else think Bankman-Fried sounds like a plan?
Bye bye. What was I thinking? … f#####g duh.
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Aindrila Sharma Death News: Bengali actress Aindrila Sharma passes away at the age of 24 (indiatimes.com)
Another Covid jab success story for the enemy class. Oh well, at least these criminals are rolling out a Digital Death Shot Register, upon which your freedom to do as you are told will hinge.
I hope India comes to its senses and starts hounding these criminals all the way to hell. There is no excuse for this. Anyone saying this is anything other than a criminal operation is conning people out of the truth.
The above news report doesn’t even make sense! She “breathed her last at 12.59pm” … “later, she suffered yet another massive heart attack” and even later than that, she was on the ventilator and in critical condition.
Such as word salad!
Yes it also goes on to say she had cancer which is unusual for such a young lady. Not sure what is going on here, tbh!
The Supreme court of India has ruled that the planned compulsory imposition of the jab is unconstitutional. -thenationalnews.com 2022-05-03
They may have come to their senses with the benefits of IVM and the dramatic deaths of a few famous champions of the jab.
The governments of Japan, Scandinavian countries and Costa Rica have rebelled. However, the “free” Western press seems to determined to censor all such news.
The way they give a fuck, that’s offence and kick in the balls for me
Worth repeating:
Anyone seen the movie “Chicken Run”?
definitely worth repeating…in tears lol
Yeah, so, err, ahem. Where’s no. 8 originally from then? Asking for a friend.
Forced to drink milk meme. I’ll let you search for it yourself, because posting any sort of links seems to put me on the pending black list.
Thought the same…
OnlyFans.
There’s a Scottish version of this. It’s Ironbru though.
Sorry, Irn Bru.
At this point I would date the cartoon on #11…
what did it say ?
; )