Well, it’s May 1st – Happy May Day (Meme Day?) everyone!
Where I live it has finally – finally – decided it might be Spring after all. My cat is sleeping in the sun, birds are singing in the trees…
…you know what? Maybe everything is going to be alright. Maybe.
“Not only will America go to your country and kill all your people. But they’ll come back 20 years later and make a movie about how killing your people made their soldiers feel sad.” – Frankie Boyle
Guys, they’re preservatives OK? I mean, what would be the point in injecting foreign genetic material into your body if it degraded before it had a chance to give you a stroke?
I actually had completely forgotten about this…what is it about opening ceremonies that make the elites go a bit weird?
And finally, here’s another non-meme to buoy us back up.
I agree with the sentiment. Like I said, my cat is sitting in the sun outside, and when I’ve posted these memes I’m gonna go scratch his ears and forget about the awful state of the world.
I suggest you all do the same.
Have a good day everyone, and if you have a meme you would like to see included you can send it to us via our submissions email, or post it in the comments (instructions below).
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