22 Memes to Get You Through the Day – Aliens R Real Edition
Our first memes in many a moon, and it’s fittingly space-themed. As expected, the US Congress’ “UFO hearings” sparked a rash of meme activity. Enough to spark this back to life.
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Even the professional memers were getting in on the act.
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Weirdly, nobody really seemed to care about the “revelations” very much…
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…seriously, there were tons on this.
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We’ve entered bizarro world alright.
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It was actually heartening to see so many people thinking “psy-op”.
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And, indeed, “distraction”
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Speaking of secret child abuse rings…did you hear about this?
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In honor of recently departed Pride Month, and the corrupt establishment’s Rainbow Camouflage (a good name for a band).
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In other news, it was quite hot in some hot countries this week. Which means the world is ending, but we can save it by doing this…
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…and this…
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…and this.
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Someone needs to add “aliens” to his guy’s thumb.
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Then there’s the anti-family stuff.
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And the pro-vaccine stuff.
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Speaking of, did you know Pfizer’s vaccine supply contract was subject to an FOI request? I’m not going to judge until I can read the unredacted document. But I’m not optimistic.
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Of course, the odds of getting an unredacted copy are not good.
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“At Dystopia’s Crossroads” is a great title for a book. You can consider this an official copyright claim.
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It all makes you kinda nostalgic, don’t you think?
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But at least we still live in a democracy.
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Isn’t that basically what Covid was?
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This made me chuckle for – frankly – an embarrassingly long time. So I’m including it, if you want to maintain the “political” meme charade, pretend it’s making a point about a cashless society.
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Can’t even pretend this one is political, but as someone who struggles with this reality everyday I want you all to know my pain…
BONUS Non-memes
Technically not a meme, but definitely a joke, is how CNN explains percentages to its readers:
This is from an actual, supposedly serious article written by CNN’s senior data reporter. The ramifications are incredible.
Either they believe their readership is that stupid, they are that stupid themselves, they would like their readers to be that stupid…or some magnificent combination of all three.
…maybe most people really are that stupid. That’s a harrowing thought, but I guess it does explain a lot.
Technically not a meme, and definitely not a joke, but certainly very true…
Technically not a meme, definitely not a joke, certainly very true, and also pretty inspiring…
…we should all be proud of ourselves, you know.
Happy Monday.
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Very interesting. It would be impressive except that according to the collected wisdom of youtube, it was not a hologram and not visible to the naked eyes of the people in the stadium.
It had to be viewed on a phone or other digital screen or maybe they were given some AR glasses (aka putting the screen right in front of your eyes and blocking out all other vision).
But to connect the dots with the UFOs, all you need to do is block out people’s own natural vision and send in the flying saucers.
If you see blood and feel a terrible pain in your chest, you know it is working.
You guys have a great sense of humor.
These will get me thru the day.
How to distract humans below ~age 10: Look, there is a squirrel!!
How to distract humans above ~age 10: Look, there is an UFOl!!
Covert actions 101. The main trick is to choose the right moment, that is when you want to hide something else.
Article comment:
“When it comes to the mRNA poison “jabs”, one aspect of the jabs is not only never discussed but is a valid point that needs discussion.
The “supreme court” of the USA (I use that term loosely) has opined that artificially-created DNA sequences can be patented. As the mRNA “jabs” insert artificially-created sequences into the human genome, it could be argued that once “jabbed” the recipient becomes a “slave” and is “owned” by the artificially-created DNA’s “patent holder”.
This is not merely conjecture, but is a valid point that needs to be perused.“
tedious I know
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Tedious, but completely factual
One can easily imagine the slogan – (“Arbeit macht frei” – Work makes you free) – that graced the entrance to Auschwitz -being boldly emblazoned over the entrance doors of every hospital across the Western world. Since each one efficiently morphed into its own little mini-Auschwitz – each complete with it’s own little Mengele(s) and Mengele helpers among the nursing staff – and all in the blink of an eye when the covid extermination program was rolled out. But hey, it’s not their fault, they “were only following order.” I see a meme in there somewhere.
Pity 17 didn’t use ‘This Perfect Day’ by Ira Levin rather than ‘Animal Form’ or ‘Fahrenheit 451’.
It’s more relevant but not as well-known because it wasn’t made into a film (the only other Levin novel where that happened was his ‘Rosemary’s Baby’ sequel where Satan’s child has grown up… to head a charitable foundation!).
Not a meme but a good one all the same for printing as stickers and posting around, so as to seed minds.
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Motion Light is my favourite.
That Kitkat line is a classic especially with the performing pandas. Brilliant. I remember how my roommate and I giggled over it.
I try never to buy Nestle products but I used to enjoy a kitkat back in the day. Even now, every time I walk (wistfully) past the kitkats that ad comes to mind.
“Packed with peanuts, Snickers really satisfies” is another that stuck with me. Snickers got me through the all nighters that occur when one opens the text for the first time three days before an an exam. It’s now even one of the first results in the Censorship Engine: Does Snickers really satisfy?
I bet nobody ever had a coworker nicknamed Snickers.
kitkat were originally rowntrees mackintosh if my memory hasn’t failed me
Excellent memory! Purchased by Nestle in 1987. So you reminded me that KK was not Nestle when I consumed them. In fond memory of Quality Street, Aero, Smarties and Rolo…….
Wasn’t Snickers called Marathon. ?
The epitome of plebeian low IQ conservatism
Best ones yet.
5 star.
Who is this, sounds like my best pal (you wish, wtf), anyway,just like the local paper, shit, I’ve forgotten wot I wos gonna say, gone all cockney, not cockney, scots, I THINK.
Our ex-prime minister, Scott Morrison said to the people of Australia, the Covid vaccines would only be released in Australia if they are 100% (yes he said that) safe and effective.
He was a liar. He should be in prison, along with the medical ‘authorities’ and associations and the unelected chief medical officers.
scott morrison was a former ad-man, so I guess ANYONE who believed what he said, deserved what they got. Moreover, it would be debatable whether he even WON the election which elevated him to PM. I’m willing to wager a $ that the results were rigged … because the DS needed a bombastic, deeply compromised dip-shit, to enable the AUKUS contractual theft. The mere fact that he still sits in parliament and get’s free tax-payer $$$ tells you about the true state of OZ politics. It is a genuine criminal enterprise, aided and abetted by the MSM.
Former Australian PM Morrison is a great schemer, and believer in “Miracles” – his party won that unwinnable election because of, as he claimed, “A Miracle”.
Instead of resigning from parliament after losing the subsequent election he’s hanging in there, probable because A Higher Authority has promised another “Miracle” will regain for him the top dog prime ministers job…(such staying power !)
Does anyone know if the trial of any of the jab brands was going on in Melbourne during December 2020? I ask because at that time, a healthy person there in the medical line collapsed and died of a stroke.
Good to see the memes back
Humble pie.
Unpalatable for many, indigestible for most.
And yet, Steve Marriott and an amazing band. Rock on, you small face!
Please pass the HP sauce. American Henz ketchup is to suffer in silence beaten down by bewitched mothers across America.
You will never get the vaxxed to say you anti-government-ultra-radical-conservative-who wish-to-destroy-America conspiracy theorist was right.
That’s because they don’t think we are right, and never will.
Prat!!
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Hehe…😂😅🤣
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I heard a guy on the radio say “Lost on the Road to Utopia.”
I thought that sounded like a good book title.
“If you enjoyed “Lost on the Road to Utopia,” you’ll love “At Dystopia’s Crossroads.””
Four luminous globes seen from the back garden at night. Maybe car-sized, about 1km away. Driffed east then moved up, rapidly behind clouds, visible again, speeding up, gone.
Then, above me, a small light, on seeing it, spiraled up out of sight.
Not from space..imo…
Stick to the branded Vodka:)
Only whiskey makes these denials of reality. Off course it was intruders from Space.
‘Not fro space…imo…’