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2023: A Strange Odyssey

“This Coffee is too Important For Me to Allow You to Jeopardise It!”

Riley Waggaman

The algorithm demands more efficient coffee!

Roscosmos, which is a black budget Masonic scam just like NASA (it’s just a joke, relax—OR IS IT?), recently crashed a Shahed suicide drone into the Moon for science. Probably you read about it.

But a far more exciting example of Progress went entirely unreported in English-language media. I am of course referring to Moscow coffee shops tracking every movement of every employee and customer in order to calculate coffee security, efficiency, and convenience:

Modern technologies are continuously integrated into various business areas, and the Russian coffee industry is not waiting on the sidelines. Recently, Russian coffee shops have begun using artificial intelligence (AI) to optimize the operation of their establishments. The new approach allows you to regulate the productivity of staff and analyze the behavior of visitors, which contributes to more efficient management and improved quality of service.

Okay.

More from VC.ru, because I am not talented enough to type something this special:

Traditionally, coffee houses have relied on manual management of staff and evaluation of work based on the subjective opinions of managers. However, with the development of technology and the availability of large amounts of data, Russian coffee shops have begun to implement AI to improve business processes.

Ah yes, Automated & Objective Coffee Management. This is what we’ve all been dreaming of since 1968. Gone are the dark days of Manual & Subjective Coffee-Making & Drinking. And it’s about time.

Your Constitutional Right to receive coffee at record speeds is now being supervised by AI. Your coffee is The Mission. The mission will be completed no matter the cost—and the bumbling humans will not be permitted to interfere.

Wait. I think I’ve seen this horror film before…

Actually, it’s remarkable how the Future continues to be far less cool than advertised. Sixty years ago everyone was promised that we’d soon have a Trump Tower on the Moon. Instead, cutting-edge technology is being deployed to supervise ditzy 20-something art students as they squirt caffeine into dainty little mugs.

I can’t be the only one who has noticed this?

But we must be pragmatic. Colonizing the Moon is not possible until we deploy neural networks to neutralize all the black market cabbage dealers, whose illegal vegetable deals are preventing our spaceships from passing through the Van Allen radiation belt.

A much-needed crackdown on pensioners trying to make a few extra rubles.

BUSTED. TO THE MOON!

These great leaps forward remind me of the vending machine with luscious lips developed by Russian robot firm Promobot.

Here is an Associated Press nightmare from last year’s St. Petersburg International Economic Forum:

For those of us who don’t trust the Lamestream Media:

“The robot is capable of working around the clock. It never gets tired or distracted,” the official Promobot “Cyber Cafe” video promo explains.

Most of you are probably not baristas, and therefore feel immune from Objective AI Management, but let me remind you of that famous couplet from Homer’s Odyssey:

“First they came for the leggy baristas. And I did not speak out, because I was a blogger and the leggy baristas sensed this and ignored me, and I was bitter about this.”

— Abraham Lincoln, Gettysburg Address

Riley Waggaman is your humble Moscow correspondent. He worked for RT, Press TV, Russia Insider, yadda yadda. In his youth, he attended a White House lawn party where he asked Barack Obama if imprisoned whistleblower Bradley Manning (Chelsea was still a boy back then) “had a good Easter.” Good times good times. You can subscribe to his Substack here, or follow him on twitter or Telegram.

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Stephen
Stephen
Sep 3, 2023 11:45 AM

How about inner space marketing development, by interfacing directly into the colon with objective drip fed management.

Hugh O'Neill
Hugh O'Neill
Sep 2, 2023 11:11 PM

Starbucks opened a cafe on the Moon. The coffee is OK apparently, but there just isn’t any atmosphere…

T.S.
T.S.
Sep 2, 2023 4:02 PM

This whole AI thing is just the advertising department in overdrive.

I do not asume any sinister moves behind this anymore, i just think they are all dumb as bricks.

Let’s face it they were no nobel prize material to begin with, now after the nth booster they are just plain shit crazy stupid.

Vagabard
Vagabard
Sep 1, 2023 8:15 PM

‘BRICS’ apparently does have an ideology, though I couldn’t work it out. Robot bricks?
https://www.rt.com/news/582111-brics-has-an-ideology/

“BRICS-11”
The 11th letter of the alphabet being ‘k’.

All the ingredients for “BRICKS”. Thus far I got… 🤔 

sandy
sandy
Sep 1, 2023 7:28 PM

The terror of this AI IoT totalitarianism is universal across Earth and none of these Haoles will do anything different. We must unplug this monster, somehow.

But Holy Crap! I don’t know what’s more distressing, the content of the article, or the self-indulgent pathology of comments who only worry about their “coffee and their service”. WTF! Who are these people who seem to have zero compassion for the working class? Day traders who’d just as soon invest in this totalitarian tech slave industry ’cause it benefits THEM? Wow. Well now i understand where the constantly lurking deathly cynicism comes from around here. Or is it today a swarm of AI cyniBots sinking hearts? Some people who’ve barely worked, real physical labor in their entire life? The anti-union, anti-equality ZH libertarian-capitalists Klub? I’m retired and can get here early to comment, that’s my excuse.

Mishko
Mishko
Sep 2, 2023 2:10 AM
Reply to  sandy

There is also this scene in Barbie where a giant Barbie stands in for the megalith and evokes violent behaviour in little girls.

NickM
NickM
Sep 1, 2023 2:44 PM

How to Win Friends and Influence People: BRICS Summit in Africa
| by Prof. Martin Jacques

https://youtu.be/4Kck-Zi5VGA?si=E2j66eAMTySgKhAM

NickM
NickM
Sep 1, 2023 2:39 PM

“Russia’s Defensive Lines Holding Firm in Ukraine | say U$ Colonel Scott Ritter and Judge Andrew Napolitano”

https://www.youtube.com/live/AK3S0fIHup4?si=oQlgn_7IfrikR-1V

Vagabard
Vagabard
Sep 1, 2023 10:06 PM
Reply to  NickM

Good analysis. Scott Ritter is the man

NickM
NickM
Sep 1, 2023 2:34 PM

NASA is Set to Double the Size of the Universe by 2024

“NASA’s James Webb Space Telescope is the most powerful telescope in the history of humanity, and one of the most ambitious engineering projects ever attempted.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shPwW11MEHg

Every time they build a better telescope the world becomes bigger. When I was a boy the best telescope sat on top of a mountain, and the Universe was a mere 5 Billion Light Years in diameter. Then NASA began to put their telescopes even higher up, up in Space, and the Universe got even bigger and older. The universe has added 8 Billion years to its age during my lifetime. And NASA’s James Webb telescope, the furthest out so far, is sending signals that are likely to increase the age and size of the Universe.

“Did I mention that the Universe was big?” — Hitch Hikers Guide.

Thom Crewz
Thom Crewz
Sep 1, 2023 9:54 PM
Reply to  NickM

The telescope needs further adjustment, because all they can see right now is an image of Zelensky’s splayed anus.

Vagabard
Vagabard
Sep 1, 2023 10:10 PM
Reply to  NickM

Age and size aren’t synonymous. Otherwise a good point

mgeo
mgeo
Sep 2, 2023 6:33 AM
Reply to  NickM

Maybe you missed the latest scientific buzz. Due to JWST observations and resulting anomalies, they are now revising the size of the universe to double, i.e. ~26 billion light-years.

Hemlockfen
Hemlockfen
Sep 1, 2023 2:00 PM

Love my coffee. Fresh ground is the only way. Espresso grind. Strong

Not like this story. Weak.

NickM
NickM
Sep 1, 2023 2:46 PM
Reply to  Hemlockfen

And a little bitter.

Mishko
Mishko
Sep 2, 2023 2:15 AM
Reply to  Hemlockfen

A bit contrived and campy. Not overt in outlining the one world Beast System.

Matt Black
Matt Black
Sep 1, 2023 9:28 AM

eye, eye

STJOHNOFGRAFTON
STJOHNOFGRAFTON
Sep 1, 2023 6:31 AM

I grind my own perfectly aged coffee beans for a toothsome but bot and algorithm free brew. No periscopes in my brew.

Nick Baam
Nick Baam
Sep 1, 2023 4:36 PM

Hand-grinder, I hope. (From Palestine.) Electric burns the beans.

Hemlockfen
Hemlockfen
Sep 1, 2023 8:53 PM
Reply to  Nick Baam

First time I have heard that. Burned beans.

Thom Crewz
Thom Crewz
Sep 1, 2023 10:00 PM
Reply to  Nick Baam

Electric grinder with no heat. Just beans ground to a powder.

STJOHNOFGRAFTON
STJOHNOFGRAFTON
Sep 3, 2023 2:47 AM
Reply to  Nick Baam

Yep. A 60+ yrs Italian hand crank grinder operated by moi, a spiritual decendant of Abraham.

Thom Crewz
Thom Crewz
Sep 1, 2023 9:58 PM

You won’t get the full flavor unless you grind the beans between your buttocks.
Gives a slight nutty taste so I hear.

Erik Nielsen
Erik Nielsen
Sep 2, 2023 2:37 AM
Reply to  Thom Crewz

May I remind you people that this site is not a kindergarten. Its a serious intellectual news media.

May Hem
May Hem
Sep 2, 2023 6:14 AM
Reply to  Thom Crewz

I can beat all of you, I grow coffee bean plants in my backyard and so do a number of neighbours. We have our own coffee club!

mgeo
mgeo
Sep 2, 2023 6:36 AM
Reply to  May Hem

Long live the competitive one-up-manship zero-sum-game spirit.

STJOHNOFGRAFTON
STJOHNOFGRAFTON
Sep 1, 2023 6:27 AM

I grind my own perfectly aged coffee beans for a toothsome bot and algorithm free brew.

Penelope
Penelope
Sep 1, 2023 5:17 AM

Good grief! It’s been 55 years since I watched that movie– 2001. It came out in ’68. How odd life is. I was then long awake as to the tyrants’ conspiracy– but they were not yet TPTB. And I didn’t really believe they could do it. They bragged about how much more effective money is than military power.

Edwige
Edwige
Sep 1, 2023 8:34 AM
Reply to  Penelope

A couple of lesser-known but revelatory A.I. themed cultural landmarks are the 1970 film ‘Colossus – the Forbin Project’ and the Hazel O’Connor song ‘Eighth Day’ (or the whole ‘Breaking Glass’ film really).

On Kubrick, ‘Eyes Wide Shut’ (showing elite Occult rituals) came out exactly one year before Alex Jones’ “infiltrated” Bohemian Grove (showing elite Occult rituals). Further evidence that these two events were co-ordinated comes from the fact that Jon Ronson assisted Jones and in 2008 Ronson was given access by the family to make ‘Stanley Kubrick’s Boxes’ about the Kubrick archive.

YourPointBeing
YourPointBeing
Sep 1, 2023 11:24 AM
Reply to  Edwige

Revelation of the method

Clive Williams
Clive Williams
Sep 1, 2023 1:15 PM
Reply to  Edwige

Love 8th day with the vid that comes and goes on u-tube.Also I’ve the original album.

rossgopicotrain
rossgopicotrain
Sep 1, 2023 6:38 PM
Reply to  Edwige

In general, Kubrick’s, ‘Eyes Wide Shut’, was a completely banal and boring movie, viz. no major insights or enlightenment could be gleaned from the purported glimpse of ‘how the elites operate/live’ Kubrick spotlights via said film. For what might have been the primordial reason for the hullabaloo one should refer to Jasun Horsley and his concomitant work, i.e., ‘The Kubrickon: The Cult of Kubrick, Attention Capture, and the Inception of A.I.’. Jasun’s theory is brilliant; and could bring much more to the narrative than just the stunted, sensationalistic and circular (i.e., cybernetics) story the msm/alt news has erected and enunciated for decades now. That is all! RGB-Y3 out!!

Clive Williams
Clive Williams
Sep 1, 2023 10:05 AM
Reply to  Penelope

I was 14 It was an ending Part Two… for all of us Western Europeans 55 years ago.

Hemlockfen
Hemlockfen
Sep 1, 2023 9:10 PM
Reply to  Penelope

That’s weird. Never saw it till a couple years ago. Turner Classic Movie (TCM) channel. I was 12 when it premiered. I remember the adds well. It came and went as fast as it came. Never missed a Star Trek episode, however. Always was a battle. No one else liked the show in my house. I fought hard for Kirk and Spock. The movies were dumb as were the series sequels. The original plots kept getting recycled. I forced my way through 2001. Logan’s Run was way better. Again, another one I did not see until recently.

GR-Watch
GR-Watch
Sep 1, 2023 4:35 AM

“Constitutional Right to receive coffee at record speeds is now being supervised by AI”

this crummy AI is not keeping up with the times.

fastest coffee delivery will have to be by injections. injections make our ruling Elites ecstatic. can you imagine ‘mRNA coffee shots?!

another advantage for coffee injections, is eliminating the need to remove the facial mask while having coffee. another wet dream of the Elites: stay masked!

Clive Williams
Clive Williams
Sep 1, 2023 1:08 AM

Hate to ask but are us GeBeJesus..allowed to peak in the mini Window as we pass at the Trillion dollar Chalise brimming with brewed Coffee…I mean I was born many Supra blue Moons e-go. And an original I’am Not A Robot.

Clive Williams
Clive Williams
Sep 1, 2023 1:26 PM
Reply to  Clive Williams

Guess not. Course I know where the Automatic arrows come from 7.5 B to One Gb Englishman.
Cheers
Enjoy the coin I helped create it Both sides of the Pond. For Nothing.

voo boy
voo boy
Sep 1, 2023 12:31 AM

It’s all nuts lol

Ras-Puputin
Ras-Puputin
Sep 1, 2023 12:24 AM

The drug of choice for doing your BS job like a machine, every day, for 50 years. They tried amphetamines during their big wars (crimes against humanity) and found their human drones burned out too quickly with those to be useful for using on the general population.

Coffee is just perfect for the smooth longer term running of the machine. By the time the chronic consumption has wrecked you, you are getting past your useful phase anyway, and so the mass incidence of heart attacks (before mRNA jab poisoning became trendy) among people in their 60s is not a big deal.

Edwige
Edwige
Sep 1, 2023 8:50 AM
Reply to  Ras-Puputin

The Herp (relative cancer risk) os coffee is much greater than almost any other legal foodstuff (alcohol excepted, obviously). The Herp figure for average US intake was 0.10% compared to 0.4% for lettuce, 0.3% for orange juice, 0.2% for mushroom, 0.004 for potato, 0.0001 for pears and 0.00007 for parsnip.

Anything that’s been pushed as somehow “cool” is almost certainly a slow kill. See also, for example, sunglasses which block the brain’s natural alert against sunlight so the body doesn’t produce its natural defence against skin cancer.

Placental_Mammal
Placental_Mammal
Sep 3, 2023 11:38 AM
Reply to  Ras-Puputin

Environment

Coffee plantations are massively destructive to the environment. As are tobacco, tea, and sugar plantations. 95% of Northern Queensland’s tropical rainforest is have been felled to cultivate this poison.

Veri Tas
Veri Tas
Sep 1, 2023 12:20 AM

Yes, indeed, NASA is one of the many fraudulent, tax money-grabbing organisations the criminocracy has come up with to exploit human beings: NASA recently discovered what appears to be a ‘force field’ over Earth, fueling the fire over whether our planet has been under spiritual and physical quarantine as many have suggested. Numerous philosophers and spiritual teachers have spoken about this ‘quarantine’. http://in5d.com/earths-quarantine-force-field-discovered-by-nasa/ http://www.bibliotecapleyades.net/biggestsecret/matrix/matrix18.htm The video linked below released by NASA about the upcoming (back in 2014) Orion space exploration craft, shows a NASA scientist admitting that they still haven’t worked out how to properly shield the spacecraft from the radiation emitted from the Van Allen belts. In the video presentation below, NASA engineer Kelly Smith explains about many of the risks and pitfalls surrounding the new Orion Deep Space Mission to the planet Mars. Surprisingly, chief among Smith’s concerns is whether or not his spacecraft can successfully pass through… Read more »

Captain Birdheart
Captain Birdheart
Sep 1, 2023 12:54 AM
Reply to  Veri Tas

Thanks but why so coy ?

No thinking individual can, looking at the evidence, conclude that we are on a spinning globe.

OffG doesn’t cover the biggest lie directly, why?, we know why.

There is no stopping the truth, keeping secrets will destroy you.

Duckman
Duckman
Sep 1, 2023 7:33 AM

the downvotes identify that many, even so called thinkers outside the box cannot actually grasp that the fundamental dynamics of the plane upon which they exist have been sold to them as a lie… if you are fooled re the fundamental core of your manner of existence then how much easier it is to fool you on just about every lesser element? those that understand the relevance of Jesus understand that the cross symbolises the cube unfolded understand the relevance of the black cube and who uses it, its relevance to “prison reality” and a chink of light comes through after the chink of light keep kicking like a good un and eventually the cardboard cube that imprisons reveals itself as nothing more than tissue paper meanwhile those that use the black cube to infiltrate every facet of life, avoid scorching dew fires, avoid falling buildings, avoid recrimination for apartheid,… Read more »

Balkydj
Balkydj
Sep 1, 2023 10:49 AM
Reply to  Duckman

Tinkers & cussing springs to mind … 😉

Veri Tas
Veri Tas
Sep 1, 2023 10:58 PM
Reply to  Duckman

Except that the existence of Jesus is a lie as well. All the ancient historians travelling at the time made no mention of Jesus or a figure of his stature at all.

Today’s religions are copied stories from the first civilisation on earth – the Sumerians, and their beliefs that the alien astronauts were gods. Somehow they were able to penetrate the van Allen’s belts; either that or those radiation belts did not exist then – the “quarantine force field” was created at some point afterwards.

Brianborou
Brianborou
Sep 2, 2023 11:50 AM
Reply to  Veri Tas

“ Except that the existence of..” Can you provide concrete evidence to this claim?

By the way the Sumerians weren’t the first civilisation on Earth by a long way !

https://www.worldhistory.org/article/1580/lost-civilisations-of-anatolia-gobekli-tepe/

semaj
semaj
Sep 5, 2023 1:34 PM
Reply to  Veri Tas

I cannot remember which pope it was, somewhere around the 12 or 1300s maybe, who was recorded to have said, ‘This myth of Christ has served us well’.

Balkydj
Balkydj
Sep 1, 2023 11:38 AM

For clarity, “The biggest Lie…” being, what precisely Capt’n. ?

Why so coy ?

Straight back ‘atya’.

Erik Nielsen
Erik Nielsen
Sep 1, 2023 2:34 AM
Reply to  Veri Tas

I can explain everything. They say the cosmic waves can cause cancer in any human through a wall of 100 mm lead.
But at that time in 1969 they made a plasma shield of electronic proton neutron mix that works like vaseline against the bombardment in the van allen belt.

After that, mankind discovered soft values makes more money and forgot hard math and physics. We got joints, porn and Woodstock. https://youtu.be/JaaT_HRb4GU

Balkydj
Balkydj
Sep 1, 2023 11:24 AM
Reply to  Erik Nielsen

Nothing like a piece of Danish Bacon, or did you mean ‘Homegrown’ ?

Either way, the Danes were specialists and the forerunners

Of cultural change, in the 70’s 😂
You surely know & remember well.

Erik Nielsen
Erik Nielsen
Sep 2, 2023 2:32 AM
Reply to  Balkydj

World class culture of the 1970’es. https://youtu.be/z_zw__sjunA

Balkydj
Balkydj
Sep 3, 2023 7:47 PM
Reply to  Erik Nielsen

Literally, as painfully ‘bad’ as Benny Hill & Page 3 girls, lol.

With added Lobster up the bum. 😂

I feel ya’, in a pinch, & upon reflection,
Some might say, ‘extreme socialistic nonsense’,
But was it ? Today we see 🌈 rainbow flags everywhere
Complimenting Copenhagen Culture… & book burning from Islamic characters, too: Confirming ‘It’s just a ride’, on white swansong
For ole’ Pinocchio & Uncle Joe/Sam.Fox.’news’… 😉.

https://youtu.be/Rwa0vaR7slQ?si=PO58bsNF9hiJgbNX

Same as it ever was – talking heads ‘beguiling’ Society…

With whatever works to divide peoples & provoke distraction,
From pertinent points, like Gold (en) Standards,
Or the Golan, or Golda Mabovitch/Meir, (best known for
Commenting, ” There was no such thing as Palestinians. ” )
And still today, sad to say, people love ‘Pinocchio’,
& stereotype imagery, more than reality.
Greetings Erik,
Balky

Edwige
Edwige
Sep 1, 2023 9:08 AM
Reply to  Veri Tas

The Van Allen belts are just one factor – there’s also radiation from solar activity (which no “mission” could predict) and micro-meteorites in their own narrative. Isn’t it peculiar how there’s no footage ever shown of space suits being tested in a vacuum? Apparently it was attempted once but they had to stop when the test subject reported his spittle was boiling. Either space isn’t a vacuum (which would also solve one problem of light travelling) or humanity has never and can never go into “space” except in propaganda and symbolism – or both. It’s seldom remembered that vacuums were once a major theological issue with the Vatican maintaining that they couldn’t exist. It’s essential not to confuse “space” with the upper atmosphere, a distinction Corbett repeatedly refuses to make in his gratuitous diatribes against “flat earthers”. NASA recently extended the upper atmosphere past the moon in an attempt to… Read more »

Erik Nielsen
Erik Nielsen
Sep 1, 2023 10:20 PM
Reply to  Edwige

Meaning we are trapped here on earth? We can never get anywhere??  😢 

May Hem
May Hem
Sep 2, 2023 6:30 AM
Reply to  Edwige

I’m still waiting to see a genuine photo of earth supposedly taken from ‘space’. NASA can only supply photoshopped cartoons, all of them different.

The NASA logo features the forked tongue of a snake.

R Anand
R Anand
Sep 4, 2023 10:24 AM
Reply to  May Hem

Exactly. I do believe that what we have been told about space, shape of Earth, other bodies, distance of Sun and Moon, etc, needs to be scrutinised totally and thoroughly. If it is after all just conjectures and without sound and solid proof then we must consider what non-conventional researchers have been saying (for instance –> https://rumble.com/v1mqqys-explosive-moon-landing-hidden-lands-plasma-moon-flat-earth.html).

Clive Williams
Clive Williams
Sep 1, 2023 1:40 PM
Reply to  Veri Tas

’69 They used Fly by Wire module. You may know it from us involved in single seater motor racing. Old Technology.

NixonScraypes
NixonScraypes
Sep 1, 2023 2:37 PM
Reply to  Veri Tas

Ah but they sneaked through using the very hush hush Van Allen Braces Technique.

Andy
Andy
Sep 1, 2023 3:17 PM
Reply to  Veri Tas

The video is conveniently unavailable.

Hemlockfen
Hemlockfen
Sep 3, 2023 5:14 PM
Reply to  Veri Tas

A money black hole. Like a science fair for intellectual elites. Army Corps of Engineers is exactly the same. Create a problem and develop a bad plan to solve it with Pork funding. While I am at it, might as well bring up APHIS. Another mountain of money for “slowing the spread” of a spewing fountain of invasive species. To date they have not stopped a thing. The operative words: Government waste. I digress.

The Coming Revolution
The Coming Revolution
Aug 31, 2023 11:55 PM

Perhaps the author thinks the laws of Capital shouldn’t work in Russia, so that the progression of forces of production there arrives at the cellphone level and stops there.

Violet
Violet
Aug 31, 2023 11:37 PM

Neil Armstrong.

Neil A spelt backwards is……

Sophie - Admin1
Admin
Sophie - Admin1
Sep 1, 2023 8:19 AM
Reply to  Violet

Neil was a Small Gray? 👽

I think we are finally getting down to the real dirt here. If any of your future posts go to pending for longer than 8secs – assume it’s NASA censoring your TRUTH. 😉

Violet
Violet
Sep 1, 2023 8:46 AM

Hehe 😂

Thomas L Frey
Thomas L Frey
Sep 1, 2023 5:20 PM

No,

I think we all know by now that you likely gate keep everything, because you are in a professional culture dominated by people that like to have control over others, and allow your bias to influence actions.

Free Thought Project reacted similarly to admins getting exposed for gate keeping and flat out pushing their own bias. That site is now behind a paywall to comment and gets zero interaction.

Oh the irony that Marianna would be proud.

Sam - Admin2
Admin
Sam - Admin2
Sep 1, 2023 6:31 PM
Reply to  Thomas L Frey

You do realise you’re contributing to shutting down free expression here, in that you’re seeding distrust by insinuating we’re gatekeepers. Now THAT is ironic. 😅

Your evidence that we are gatekeepers?

Sam - Admin2
Admin
Sam - Admin2
Sep 4, 2023 1:02 AM
Reply to  Sam - Admin2

More downvotes, says it all

Johnny
Johnny
Aug 31, 2023 11:17 PM

What’s with the plague of coffee shops anyway? Don’t drink coffee and paying 4,5 or 6 dollars for a 5 cent tea bag and some hot water is fucking ridiculous.

Hector2023
Hector2023
Aug 31, 2023 10:03 PM

I’ve read this article three times and I’ve still got no idea what he is banging on about.

Ras-Puputin
Ras-Puputin
Sep 1, 2023 12:31 AM
Reply to  Hector2023

Russian humour.

JanJ
JanJ
Sep 1, 2023 7:22 AM
Reply to  Hector2023

Do you lack a sense of humor? It was meant to be funny. I found it hilarious!

Hector2023
Hector2023
Sep 1, 2023 10:03 AM
Reply to  JanJ

I don’t think so JanJ but the n again every dullard thinks he or she is the life and soul of the party. I’m pleased you found it hilarious. I thought it was drivel.

Rita
Rita
Sep 1, 2023 10:13 AM
Reply to  Hector2023

TLDR: Russia EVIL. Putin baaaaaaaaad. Your coffee cup is spying on you and transmiting your data to the KGB while you drink the coffee.
Sums up pretty much every RB article come to think of it.

Rita
Rita
Sep 1, 2023 10:13 AM
Reply to  Rita

rw

Willem
Willem
Aug 31, 2023 9:56 PM

‘Wait. I think I’ve seen this horror film before…’

Exactly. All make believe

futurist
futurist
Aug 31, 2023 9:31 PM

Operator, put me through to the moon!  😂 


comment image

Joe Smith
Joe Smith
Sep 2, 2023 6:33 AM
Reply to  futurist

This is kind of stupid. I won’t tell you why.

Cela
Cela
Sep 19, 2023 9:46 PM
Reply to  futurist

I know about the moon haux, relax… but theoretically his call was to Houston which looped him in to the space cadets.

Those who still believe should read Dave McGowans hilarious takedown, “Wagging the Moondoggie.” https://wikispooks.com/wiki/Document:Wagging_the_Moondoggie

Thomas L Frey
Thomas L Frey
Aug 31, 2023 9:26 PM

Your coffee must be carbon free by 2030.

Erik Nielsen
Erik Nielsen
Sep 1, 2023 2:59 AM
Reply to  Thomas L Frey

Consumed within 15 minutes.

Balkydj
Balkydj
Sep 1, 2023 10:31 AM
Reply to  Erik Nielsen

With visual confirmation 😉

Home & Away. 🏡

Get your Fix,
(& a Bodycam…) 😂
So We Know,
Everybody’s bodily movement…
And never forget:
Followed by Coolaid,
Instead of Water.

Brianborou
Brianborou
Aug 31, 2023 9:24 PM

Meanwhile to more mundane matters, the City of London/ US/U.K./ NATO Ukrainian Nazi regime’s war is going none to well !

https://bigserge.substack.com/p/escaping-attrition-ukraine-rolls?utm_source=profile&utm_medium=reader2

The Coming Revolution
The Coming Revolution
Sep 1, 2023 12:06 AM
Reply to  Brianborou

And a new military coup in Gabon, Africa. President Ali Bongo overthrown putting an end to 55 years of French-friendly Bongo dynasty.

Gabon, is the country hosting the largest French military base in Africa, and where, according to former president François Hollande, France has “important interests”. Talks had it that an attack on Niger could be organised from there. Not any more.

Jeffrey Strahl
Jeffrey Strahl
Sep 1, 2023 2:21 AM

No reason to attack Niger. The former finance minister is now the prime minister, and the Wagner militia is there to secure the mines. BRICS is not gonna be any better a master than France/US/NATO, in fact just a continuation. BRICS just added six new members, including Saudi Arabia and UAE. “Progressive” much? LOL.

Brianborou
Brianborou
Sep 1, 2023 7:54 AM
Reply to  Jeffrey Strahl

“ BRICS is not going to be any better …”

Read and learn !

https://www.unz.com/pescobar/

Sophie - Admin1
Admin
Sophie - Admin1
Sep 1, 2023 8:14 AM
Reply to  Brianborou

If you learned that Pepsi had been started by and funded by and promoted by the CEO of Coca Cola – what would you think was going on?

Brianborou.
Brianborou.
Sep 1, 2023 11:26 AM

Have you actually read the article ?

Sophie - Admin1
Admin
Sophie - Admin1
Sep 1, 2023 11:47 AM
Reply to  Brianborou.

Yes. Now answer my question if you feel able to

Brianborou
Brianborou
Sep 1, 2023 2:31 PM

Yes, you have read the article and agree with it or disagree with it plus give reasons why.

“ If you learnt that Pepsi ..” Perhaps, you can expand on how it’s related to BRICS ?

Thomas L Frey
Thomas L Frey
Sep 1, 2023 5:22 PM

The illusion of choice
that is similar to the illusion of FREE EXPRESSION in an empire of lies and gate keeping.

The Coming Revolution
The Coming Revolution
Sep 1, 2023 2:30 PM
Reply to  Jeffrey Strahl

Former finance minister is now prime minister? What of it? Bolsheviks had to use Czarist bureaucrats to run the State for their expertise. Nothing unusual in that. Wagner have been in Africa for years helping local governments (for a fee, although Prigozhine has denied that) in this troubled continent, as a counter-weight for the presence of French, US and other Western forces. What’s going on in Africa may appear not radical enough for some minds; it is for Africans. 80 years of “aide au développement” French program, and other dealings with the West have seen to it that Africa remains mainly a primary economy. That experience taught Africans they must get out of a primary economy and use their own resources for local development, not just for export. You say it will be the same with China and Russia? Well, they’ll be kicked out of Africa too in that case.… Read more »

Erik Nielsen
Erik Nielsen
Sep 1, 2023 3:00 AM

France only has the Kurdish question left.

mgeo
mgeo
Sep 1, 2023 8:40 AM

Revolutions in Africa since 2020 alone stretch right across the continent at its widest. Those scores of US bases may be busy.

The Coming Revolution
The Coming Revolution
Sep 1, 2023 3:08 PM
Reply to  mgeo

Maybe you’re right. Who can tell for sure? How is the power of Capital as incarnated by US, EU, China, playing out and combining and competing, and how is Africa moving through all that power?

Ras-Puputin
Ras-Puputin
Sep 1, 2023 12:28 AM
Reply to  Brianborou

The media human drones were getting excited about the Ukrainian thugs using some old tanks someone threw at them.

Brianborou
Brianborou
Sep 1, 2023 8:10 AM
Reply to  Ras-Puputin

“ ..Ukrainian thugs ..” Not just any old run of the mill thugs but City of London/ US/ NATO trained thugs supplied with almost everything but the kitchen sinks !

mgeo
mgeo
Sep 1, 2023 8:42 AM
Reply to  Ras-Puputin

Ukraine is not allowed to deploy the tanks from UK to the frontline. Any UK tank must have an accompanying tank.

Gabriel
Gabriel
Sep 1, 2023 11:41 AM
Reply to  mgeo

With NATO moniker ‘Storm Chaperone’

Jeffrey Strahl
Jeffrey Strahl
Sep 1, 2023 2:24 AM
Reply to  Brianborou

Russia’s uranium monopoly Rosatom is doubling sales to the US, while Russia’s government continues to pay Ukraine’s “Nazi regime” lots of money to allow Gazprom gas to flow through the pipeline through Ukraine, and the “Nazi regime” continues to allow that gas to flow, making money for Gazprom and the Russian state.

Brianborou
Brianborou
Sep 1, 2023 8:04 AM
Reply to  Jeffrey Strahl

Did the Minsk accords 1 and 2 not exist ?

Did the Maidan Coup, financed by the US, not exist ?

Did the shelling of the Donbas by the Ukrainian Nazi regime since 2014 not exist ?

Did not the Nazi Nationalist Ukrainian Stephan Bandera, who along with his fellow Nazis not murder Jews, Poles and anyone else opposing them, have statues erected all over the Ukraine or the Azov plus other nationalist battalions wear SS insignia ?

pad
pad
Aug 31, 2023 9:15 PM

ahahahahahahaha awesome!!!!

petunia petherington
petunia petherington
Aug 31, 2023 8:55 PM

NASA is s SCAM…in Hebrew it means ‘too deceive’!

Willem
Willem
Aug 31, 2023 10:09 PM

And the logo reads as an anagram for satan, with the red letter t that looks like the tongue of a serpent.

Jeffrey Strahl
Jeffrey Strahl
Aug 31, 2023 7:22 PM

Riley, when 4IR total surveillance is implemented in Russia, it’s a good thing. Only NATO agents like you can’t see something so obvious.  😂  😂  😂 

Seriously, THANKS, mohn!

George Mc
George Mc
Aug 31, 2023 7:21 PM

But we must be pragmatic. Colonizing the Moon is not possible until we deploy neural networks to neutralize all the black market cabbage dealers, whose illegal vegetable deals are preventing our spaceships from passing through the Van Allen radiation belt.

You’ve just prophesised (or possibly inspired) the next financial black hole scam.

Rhys Jaggar
Rhys Jaggar
Aug 31, 2023 7:19 PM

My view on coffee in coffee shops is nuanced. If you want a coffee during rush hour, with lots of other people wanting the same, it’s probably a good idea to be quick.

But if you’re there in low periods, with barely a queue in the store, isn’t it infinitely more human and humane to have a friendly chat with the person serving you, rather than behaving like a robot wanting to be served by a robot??

Captain Birdheart
Captain Birdheart
Aug 31, 2023 11:11 PM
Reply to  Rhys Jaggar

Don’t ask them if they think we have been to the moon, could jeopardize that coffee, keep it light.

Veri Tas
Veri Tas
Sep 1, 2023 12:02 AM
Reply to  Rhys Jaggar

You can’t have it both ways.

Erik Nielsen
Erik Nielsen
Sep 1, 2023 3:51 AM
Reply to  Veri Tas

Why not? Actually I think its the best idea sincerely.

People who love being in the 2-dimensional synthetic computer Metaverse world, and people who belong to the 3-dimensional real world.

As you say Rhys cant have both. You have to chose, and those who have got the jab and E-ID have chosen.
Its their world, their Smart cities, their faecesbook, their many QR carts, their QR supermarkets, their smart phones, their smart watch, their drone delivery.

When we had the lock downs, the un-vaccinated were outside in free air, and the jabbed were inside the restaurants shedding jumping breathing spike proteins, nanobots, mRNA, lipid lucifer on each other, and thats exactly the way it should be.

The only problem is, at some point the metaverse jerks will get suspicious about why we look so happy for not being allowed to enter their space.

Clive Williams
Clive Williams
Sep 1, 2023 6:59 AM
Reply to  Rhys Jaggar

A Sure sign of Corporate. So your down to what uniform they wear. Typically Regulars are Water Babies. Heaven help them if they have their Water McQueen in one and I-Phone in the Other…hands.
Harmless Creatures….never amount to anything…yet vital to our Bio-Mass Fuel Trials.