16 Memes to Get You Through the Day – Part 34
Fall is here, which means the silly season of news is over and there’s suddenly stuff to satirise again. The leaves are turning. The weather is chilling. The memes are fire.
Let’s go.
1.
It’s new booster season guys…
2.
You can always tell because it coincides with the latest variant.
3.
I’m sure this one is safe though.
4.
In other news, the US lost a jet this week…
5.
Not AGAIN!
6.
Turns out it was this asshole doing another heckin’ insurrection.
7.
Old but gold.
8.
Did you see the Canadian Parliament giving a standing ovation to a member of the SS?
9.
Well, you can’t patent eggs.
10.
Considering these people applaud Nazis and defend Big Pharma, pretty sure “left” should be in quotes.
11.
…case in point.
12.
My school had uniforms and small lockers, and I couldn’t be happier about that.
13.
Scrappy always felt like a narc to me.
14.
Not at all political, but it speaks to me.
15.
Well, if that’s what it takes to save the planet…
16.
Why do men keep thinking about ancient Rome? Where did this weird trend come from?
SAD BONUS MEME
Speaking of the fall of Rome…
HAPPY BONUS NON-MEME
Not a meme, but worth a laugh…
BREAKING: Ukrainian media edited Zelensky’s UN speech to make it look like he had a bigger audience
They forgot to edit out Zelensky himself sitting in the audience. Look at the 0:14 mark pic.twitter.com/xA1DLr2eXH
— Jack Poso 🇺🇸 (@JackPosobiec) September 21, 2023
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Day by day the myth of the German monster grows. https://www.marxists.org/history/etol/newspape/ni/vol11/no07/koster.html The New International, October 1945 P. Koster – Carl Jung and the Nazi Superman From The New International, Vol. XI No. 7, October 1945, pp. 204–207. Transcribed & marked up by Einde O’Callaghan for ETOL. — Day by day the myth of the German monster grows. To give it credence, well known scientists along with big names in the field of art and literature are gratefully welcomed into the crowd of accusers. The doctrine they expound is difficult to distinguish from the Nazi racial theories they supposedly condemn, and it is just about as scientific. Articles are written describing the infamous German character. All Germans are arrogant, sadistic, cowardly, etc. The word “German” rather than the word “Nazi” has become a symbol for all that is to be despised. The latest addition to these preachers of hatred is Carl… Read more »
I vote no. 3 in as the best chuckle.
a few chuckles in there : )
aye, Scappy was a mafia plant, always said so…
Here is my little contribution. From now nazified Canada…I expect to see Trudeau in drab olive army attire soon, claiming it is to show support for Ukraine, when it fact it will be the next step in training Canadians to “get used” to totalitarian rule…
i think you should be thinking more Goering Vogue, Todd ; )
blue sequin suit with pearls? Or maybe . .
; )
Ha! Funny. Yes, that’s good. But I still think he may choose to be more like his dad (Fidel).
Honestly people pushing the he’s Fidel’s dad shit are just mugs and morons who repeat anti communist propaganda from the very people you think are also communists. That you also know are liars.
I think it is funny.
https://alphaandomegacloud.wordpress.com/2023/05/27/silly-saturday-sovietk-turdo-the-latest-brand-in-canada/
Sorry…how do you post a picture in comments? I have a nice meme to share…
Hi Todd! There is a small instructional at the bottom of this memes piece, titled “How to post your own memes in a comment”. A2
You know, I am rather embarrassed. Sorry about that…I should have been more attentive…thank you!!!
More Not a Meme:
American Cardiologist Dr. Peter McCullough spoke to the EU and had this to say about the clot shots. Make up your mind Doc. Keep it crystal clear this time.
It’s not over till it’s over. Crimes against humanity. And they know it. Still covering their asses. They will never stop lying. They have chosen to continue killing and maiming 6 month old babies to protect themselves. Evil.
https://www.theepochtimes.com/health/covid-vaccines-and-future-boosters-are-not-safe-for-human-use-dr-peter-mccullough-testifies-in-eu-parliament-5492281
You’d have to be desperate if this gets you through the day! Or still be at playschool.
Chief Crazy Horse
I have hung 3rd booster pic over the fireplace to keep the grandkids away from the fire, works a treat.
Is this for real?? Good lord.
https://alphaandomegacloud.wordpress.com/2023/08/19/saturday-snigger-jacinda-ardern-where-is-she-now/
J6 ‘insurrectionists’ upstaged:
https://substack.com/redirect/64cff062-9866-475e-910b-fc8c6bfc7276?j=eyJ1IjoiMW1ubHR0In0.Mnq4fs3AkhSeoeodbWUdGIT5DnCpeewPsYeXgtit8-w
What did the anti-vaxxer say to the vegan? 😉
Not even the aliens cant stay out of the Clinton’s Body Count 😉
God, there’s nothing funny about this nightmare, but thank you.
The Hancock one. Precious.
The closer you get to the drain the faster the spin…
Not a meme. A repeat post. The Epoch TV documentary, No Farms No Food,was released last night. Share it. Post it. Get it out there. Here is the link: https://www.theepochtimes.com/epochtv/nofarmersnofood-5390883
We have laboratories = food. So this documentary was controlled alternative news, a lie. Fake news on alternative media.
There will be plenty of food from Laboratories when all farmers are erased from the surface from this planet. As Elon Musk says, get used to the future!.
Farm food? It rings a bell; but I can’t quite place it. Was it something people used to eat before GMO took over and force fed everyone on slop?
Yes, ancient ages when they wrote their stuff with ink on papyrus rolls. Now everything is easier. ChatGPT write everything for you and google check its spelling.
What’s most important is for citizens to turn on their own country and to never look at foreign networks using paid/ unpaid assets to destabilize society. Espionage and propaganda operations must blend seamlessly with “trooth”. I think it’s working quite well at this site.
How many boosters did you have mate? Hope it was lots you can have mine if you want I don’t need them. Ever.
The Rockefeller Plan for the BRICS New World Order, in their own words…
“So while the front page news has blaring headlines about the supposed conflict between West and East, you’ll find the truth a little deeper in the paper: that all these political types work for the same bosses and are actually buddies behind the scenes. Don’t be distracted by the public puppet theater.”
Mainstream globalist propaganda reveals East/West conflict is a farce
Mcduff’s Mindfields, ep 181: “Rockefeller and the BRICS”
We have suspected that. But nice to have it confirmed.
In Sydney there’s still a few hours left of today, 26 September 2023, the first anniversary of the US destruction of the Nord Stream gas pipelines – so there might still be some mention of that dastardly deed by the local arm of the corporate propaganda media…
If not, that’ll be another significant event erased from memory by Historical Amnesia…
(aka – memory holed)…
oh .. would the leader of the free world, and the champion of democracy and human rights, do such a thing?!!
“A former national security advisor said the US would destroy Taiwan’s semiconductor factories if China seemed on the verge of controlling them after an invasion.
“Robert O’Brien, who served as national security advisor in the Trump administration, told Semafor the US “and its allies are never going to let those factories fall into Chinese hands.” ”
https://www.businessinsider.com/us-would-destroy-taiwan-semiconductor-factories-avoid-china-trump-adviser-2023-3
It’s called The Samson Option.
So Sydney still has “a few hours left of today.” Lucky them. In Washington, yesterday today and tomorrow have been cancelled. And the darkness is coming your way.
And now to some positive pro-life meme: Muhammed Ali’s poem about truth.
https://youtu.be/CWTh7gVKvtI
Sonny Liston was unbeatable. He despatched Floyd Patterson in 2 minutes. Ali took several rounds to defeat Patterson. Liston was forced to throw his fights with Ali by the corrupt sports establishment. Mobster Moe Dalitz used the N word when he made a death threat to Liston. Liston was murdered in 1970.
Dismissed. When you see the fight no silly excuses count. Ali a butterfly against a puncher. Ali’s dancing around the bull and give it the final punch at the end.
All bs is revealed in real world.
Forgot the link Sonny/Ali https://youtu.be/Hy_q6r4dKew
The monster Ernie Terrell was also unbeatable, a rock nobody would KO. Ali took him out too.
All legendary and famous boxers confirm Ali was the greatest. https://youtu.be/9Q_8W8Dhx38
Sonny Liston was just a puncher.
Daniel Andrews, one of Big pHarmer and the WHOs four star Generals in Australia, has resigned suddenly as Premier of Victoria
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-09-26/daniel-andrews-victorian-premier-press-conference-melbourne/102902188
Pangs of guilt, a better paid job in the private sector, or just psychological exhaustion from a reign of ‘terror’ ?
We’ll never know.
Thanks for the news. I heard he was voted in again as PM by the sheeple with an overwhelming majority after all his controversies under the scam.
“The entire vaccinated global population” liked him.
I’m pretty well convinced that elections are pure fraud and I just hope that the jab totals are too….. I hope….. I hope.
The ugly truth is a heavy burden. But we are men and must bear it.
Perhaps the girl’s father beat him up again. 🙂
https://alphaandomegacloud.wordpress.com/2022/01/27/daniel-andrews/
Battery Hen
The pro battery hen, pro factory farm ,pro antibiotic (and now MRNA) tainted meat meme was not appreciated.
Memes are effective propaganda tools, but it’s The Documentary form that’s considered most effective…Not sure what ‘The Father of Modern Propaganda’, Edward Bernays would have thought of documentaries, or memes for that matter…
Propaganda – The Manufacture of Consent (53.27)
https://odysee.com/@swprs:3/propaganda-the-manufacture-of-consent-ARTE-2020:7
Boosters or whatever coming back? Just say no!
This song kept me sane about two years ago when I thought (and was mostly right) that I was alone:
RC The Rapper – Just Say No!
Fine guy this rapper.
Not keen on rap personally. I prefer this:
https://leaderleader.bandcamp.com/track/the-shot
If only parents, on behalf of Society, weren’t so hell determined to deny the young their right to say “NO !” – there’d be a lot more people with backbones today fighting against the drive to constrain us all in a global digital prison…
Spot on! Obedience is rewarded from early on. Defiance is medicated these days.
‘Go to Hell’: MEP Christine Anderson Delivers Damning Message to the Global Tyrants
The Covid Narrative Flunked the Critical Thinking Test
check out WilliamWallaceProtestSongs, Resistance.
outstanding tune. mental video.
Imagine these tunes were on the mainstream??
It’s true, you can’t patent eggs.
But you can stuff thousands of chickens in cramped cages, debeak them, force feed them, pump them full of chemicals and collect their ‘eggs’.
Or you can keep your own hens or buy free range eggs. They are very nutritious and good for you. No point throwing the baby out with the bathwater, just avoid consuming animal products resulting from factory farming methods.
From an ethical point of view, no I don’t share the same emotional investment into animals as you. We are one in the same and I will be consumed when I die.
Yeah, but you’ll get to grow old gracefully Bob.
About one billion sentient creatures a year are not given that choice.
Just watch out for the fox and other nasty varmints of Mustelidae family.
I’ve lost 30 chickens over the past 2 years … mostly my fault because the chicken coop was not 100% sealed off. A weasel or some such got in and wiped out the lot twice. They were free-ranging daytimes and occasionally the fox would pick off one or two. This I accepted.
Will try again. And again, until I get it right.
Poor chickens. You cant even guard a chicken and secure its safety.
How will you ever be able to manage a country with its population?
“I will let a weasel take out one or two of you from time to time, but I will not let you all go because then I will be out of money”. Vote for me as President?
This is why we all sit in the mud to the neck today.
The weasel has to live too.
Fancy that.
The most successful tennis player in history is unvaccinated.
And a VEGAN.
But he is “the goat”….says moderna. Meaning he is “the baphomet”??
Judas goat?
I didn’t understand goat too..
GOAT = Greatest Of All Time in sport slang but the Baphomet double-meaning is there for sure.
It wasn’t so long ago that when someone was the ‘goat,” they were the guy who received all the blame for the team losing, short for scapegoat. In the wake of Hip Hop, “Goat” now has a popular connotation, perhaps in keeping with the ongoing inversion of things and ideas.
Positive, not popular.
Just because I didnt understand a word in a sentence I get 5 down votes, people turning their back on me. Sour smiles. F…fingers. Outraged. My comment sucks. Im a lonely wolf, cornered, a terrorist, ultra-right wing, dont understand a shet about everything.
Arent we a bit touchy nowadays?.
Here’s an LGBT movement that I fully support!!!!!
Equating the Great Satan with liberty using the statue on Liberty Island is mathematics at it’s poorest.Automatic rifles have been used by US and other militaries to butcher those seeking liberty around the world.Beer puts me to sleep. The exception are the mammaries which are great to see and feel.
The Zelensky watching Zelensky “media public relations stunt failure of all media public relations stunt failures” is contemptible, despicable, scandalous and infuriating.
War propaganda can be described in a variety of ways, – but there is absolutely nothing “funny” about it…
oh, and
So this is funny? You think this is funny?
Imagine YOU were one of the guys laying on that railway track with a lot of ropes around you. Then YOU would not think it was funny!
Eric, chill mate. I recognised my daughter there instantly.
Sorry, Eri(k).
Women.
those are politicians mate
if those are politicians she needs to make it a complete circular track so the trolley can do multiple laps
We (s)elected them. We support them. We pay them. If a majority of us didnt voted more then once for them they couldnt hold power for one single minute. Case dismissed.
The curve is very tight.
There is a real danger that the trolleybus will topple over and derail, killing all of the occupants and the driver.as well as one or more hostages.
Absolute genius.!
A classic case of framing, but the novelty is that it is aimed at kids. Sick.
most Vegans, myself included, wouldn’t feed lab-processed, chemical-laden, “plant-based” food to a Fauci LOL
It has been pointed out that there are no Stone-Age paintings of salads on cave walls…
Stone-Age kids were spared being told “Eat yer effin Greens !” – so the species could go forth and be multiplied by them when groan-up…(anon)…
* grown-up…
Is that some sort of Virtue Signaling you’re engaged in,
or are you just showing off the advantage that 10-12 years schooling gave you ?
…….😎…….
I simply detest bad spelling, bad punctuation, bad grammar, etc.. I never have done (I’m 64).
It doesn’t take much to learn how to spell and punctuate correctly…
Do you peruse everyone’s comments looking for spelling mistakes???
No, I most certainly do not. Everyone who knows how to spell correctly and to punctuate correctly will always spot incorrect spellings and incorrect punctuation.
Well Christine, when i was 64 i loosened up a bit…
I never had troubles with spelling, though post-64 i’ve an
occasional touch of old-timers…
Anyway, i gave you an uptick; i thought your intervention
deserving…
…….😎…….
Fully enlightened beings tend to finding themselves detesting so much, these days …
Oops! Have just spotted a typo. I meant to write “… I always have done… [ie, detested bad spelling etc…]…”, NOT “… I never have done…”….
So…
For goodness’ sake, I was merely correcting a typo (of mine); because I’d made the typo, the original didn’t say what I’d intended it to say. Thus I corrected it.
So why would you react to that by saying “So…”. ???
And, even more nauseating, someone has thumbed-up your needless reaction.
I always wanted to be an English teacher now I is one.
I think it may have been intended as a pun, Christine, which many of us would consider legitimate under the circumstances.
Remember Frankie Howard? ‘Please yourselves.’
I suppose there wasn’t any motive to paint salads on cave walls. It was only when the covid cult turned up that survivors painted warnings on cave walls.
They got him anyway. Look the needle straight up in his little finger with nano-lipid 666 bots and graphene antennas. As the Yuval Harakiri guy from Israel says, nobody can avoid the cult.
Another variant on the way, you say ?
Must be, because last night (25/9/23) on Sydney teevee was ‘Contagion’, starring Jason Bourne (aka – Matt Damon) – the fifth showing since ‘covid’ debuted…
It may not have been re-run coinciding with the revelation of Another Variant, but not everything can be a neat coincidence…
https://henrymakow.com/lamestream- media- heimlich.jpeg
Don’t you think he had a nice haircut and a quirky little moustache…
😅🤣😂
Führer.
Must try harder.
I’m not able to type accents on my computer. I do know that the ‘u’ in the word ‘Fuhrer’ has an umlaut accent on it… [I did five years of German when at school in the 1970s].
Whoever has thunbed-down my post above (be they actual human beings, or ‘bots’] should be ashamed of themselves, for my comment contains nothing but facts.
Well, whoever (or whatever…) thumbed-down my post above truly are showing themselves in their true colours.
The people who’ve thumbed-down my post above (and the one above that, too) are beyond contempt.
Project Paperclip becomes true in Canada.