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It’s Cold in Davos

Sylvia Shawcross

Well, heaven help us—the Gods of Mount Davos are meeting again. We’re now at Wefcon2. Run! Run!

But I digress.

Not.

So let us just examine this with an open mind just so that we the mooing herds can have some idea of how this new year is going to unravel. I do know that they seem to want to reinvigorate “trust” in the general public. It is the highlight of their agenda. Now, don’t be laughing. We know (but they don’t) that they never had our trust in the first place.

How could they have had trust?

By the time most of us had figured out who they were, they were already untrustworthy. Poor devils. They, once again, are chasing their delusions. Who are we however to deny them what small bits of happiness they can muster up? They truly want to make us to trust them.

Hahahahahahaha… oh dear… let’s go on shall we?

There’s only so much laughing hysterically we can do as human beings after all. Let’s try not to be cynical. Or more cynical anyway.

First when it comes to trust and respect we’ll be needing to know what they’ll be eating. That’s always the first thing. Will it be cricket caviar or Kobe beef at $300 a pound? It takes an awful lot of crickets to make a pound so I suspect they’re about the same price and so whatever they eat will cost us taxpayers quite a bit.

We can only hope they’ll choose the socially-acceptable menu if nothing else. And if they want our trust, leading by example, they will drink the cockroach cocoa and silverfish spritzers and eat imitation beetle beef with a side order of fly fries. On camera. Live. If they want our trust….

The second thing is how many private jets and limousines are they using to overwhelm Co2 levels on the planet again? Last year it was an outrageously grievous number and it wasn’t a good look for them. Even still they made a stab of an effort and they “did” bring in buses. The elite’s underlings with gnarly smirks were indeed seen getting off the buses awkwardly as if they didn’t know what the hell they were doing. (Which of course, they probably didn’t.)

I don’t know that the buses were in fact EVs or not. Probably not. It’s cold in Davos. And Minneapolis, Edmonton and some place in Australia know all about how EV buses don’t work in the cold. They learned the hard way of course after spending millions before discovering this. It certainly made us taxpayers cry. Even still, you gotta say they tried. They failed a pretty basic test as in who on earth would not have anticipated cold weather? I mean really! It boggles the mind! Really!!!!

But… you know, everybody makes mistakes. We need to give them some kind of applause for effort perhaps. Meanwhile, the big ones, the leaders had their tinted window limousines which were probably justified as protection from the mooing herds flatulating on them or something. They need to eliminate that tint stuff. It’s hard to trust anyone behind tinted glass. I’m sure they’d be happy to do this for us. And exactly how many security personnel do they really need? For heavens sakes!

You’ve got to have enraged an awful lot of people to require that level of security which makes it difficult for any of us to believe in all this goodness they want us to believe in. Get rid of all that secrecy and security! If they want our trust….

Next we’ll want to know how many prostitutes have they funnelled in for the event? This is why they actually have to meet in person rather than do all this meeting stuff with zoom technology thereby saving the planet from their climate-killing private jets. Having sex with a strange person on line just doesn’t have the same effect as in mucking about with a real person now does it?

They’re not the most popular people in the world, these WEF types so we can probably cut them some slack here—who else would sleep with them? They gotta get it where they can get it. This however does mean they have to assure us that they are not using underage prostitutes, are paying the prostitutes fair wages and have in fact informed their spouses of their intentions at Davos so we don’t have to go through all that wearying divorce publicity, and that they in fact do not use taxpayer money for any of these shenanigans. If they want our trust…

How many bottles of champagne will they have available for the late-night parties? These are measurable goals for the public to ascertain how much havoc they will force upon us in the coming year and whether or not we should trust them. We know that the WEF met approximately only 18% of their goals last year by their own account. This year they will be frothing and fuming and frantic to meet their goals. A pending world war, a financial meltdown and potential famines and disease might not do the trick. They’ll have to come up with a whole new set of horrors.

Maybe they won’t horrify us? Maybe they’ll switch roles, stop trying to control the entire world, and try and entertain us instead… Klaus singing and dancing while riding the four horsemen of the Apocalypse with his cult members high-kicking to some “kill the motherfucker rap song.” I dunno… But they’ll have to pull out all the stops if they want us to trust them now… After what they’ve done. And they definitely need to stop doing what they’re doing. Not double down for heavens sakes.

And speaking of this… I understand Mr. Gore, aka Mr. Green himself is stepping down. Nope. Nope. NONE of these Davos people get to step down. NOT. NO. NEVER! They are going to have to ride this thing out to the bitter end with the rest of us. Ain’t no way they get to spirit away to their exotic bunkers after promulgating all this. Their greenness is a life sentence in the public eye. It should be. If they want our trust….

Also, I’m not sure why there are so many articles and channels dedicated to the topic of finding happiness. We already know. The WEF has told us: We will own nothing and be happy. So there. Hand everything over to the State and we can frolic about in a happy daze because they will take care of us.

Historically this has never worked but then since when did history matter? Even the American constitution only promised people “the pursuit of happiness.”

But these guys—they have the answer right?

And speaking of happy, here’s an earworm to cheer you up:

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acd
acd
Jan 26, 2024 2:12 AM

“No matter how cynical you become, it’s never enough to keep up.” Lily Tomlin
Cynic, past, present, future–it can not be otherwise

Habitualminer
Habitualminer
Jan 22, 2024 2:28 AM

The video at the end was icing on the ironic cake!

Straight Talk
Straight Talk
Jan 21, 2024 3:57 PM

This year’s gathering should’ve been called the “Admit Defeat and Retreat” retreat. There’s a reason that WHO is now nicknamed The World Homicide Organization.

I still find it very weird that Schwab is blaming libertarianism (aristocratic unfettered capitalism) for thwarting his global governance plans, while Argentinian president Javier Milei “just left the World Economic Forum Speechless!” by supporting the 50-yr economic policy that has destroyed the global middle class by handing over the reins to the private sector and ending fiscal policy investment for public purpose.

“In a fiery and passionate speech, Argentinian President Javier Milei took the stage at the World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland, and delivered a powerful message about the virtues of freedom and capitalism.

Milei, a libertarian economist and outspoken critic of government intervention, argued that the West is facing a serious threat from the rise of socialism, which he defined as “the intrusion of the state into the economy and the degradation of society.”

Milei called for a return to the principles of individual liberty and free markets, which he said are the keys to prosperity and progress. “The state is not the solution, the state is the problem itself,” he declared. “You are the true protagonist of this story. And rest assured that as from today, Argentina is your staunch unconditional ally.”

I hope everyone can see that this is a phony argument, since both are advocating for corporate global domination.

“In a libertarian society, there is no commons or public space. There are property lines, not borders. When it comes to real property and physical movement across such real property, there are owners, guests, licensees, business invitees, and trespassers — not legal and illegal immigrants.”
~ Jeff Deist, president of the Mises Institute

So, end nation-states (national sovereignty), borders, Constitutions, environmental protections, citizenship itself. They BOTH want a world of Big Owners and Others…. who will own nothing. Worker-owned businesses are their biggest threat.

“Capitalism is but the gentleman’s method of slavery” – Kwame Nkrumah

Erik Nielsen
Erik Nielsen
Jan 20, 2024 10:10 PM

Gold? Did anyone mentioned gold in Davos?? If anyone have news about gold I wanna hear it.

Habitualminer
Habitualminer
Jan 22, 2024 2:27 AM
Reply to  Erik Nielsen

Yeah, they have it. What’s more to say?

Hemlockfen
Hemlockfen
Jan 20, 2024 5:45 PM

Talking about the menu brought to mind the movie, The Menu. Maybe they are eating each other as in the movie but not literally. Vat grown flesh clones (grown in California with a special climate change permit). That would be interesting. Who would be the most eaten? I will leave the rest of my line of thinking to myself…………

NixonScraypes
NixonScraypes
Jan 20, 2024 5:11 PM

Rebuilding trust is done by building back better PR. They’re all at it at the moment but can’t figure out how to be trustable lying thieves. They lie awake nights worrying about it, believe me……maybe.

Sam (in Tiraspol)
Sam (in Tiraspol)
Jan 20, 2024 8:41 AM

For the record, electric-powered buses have been working fabulously well in cold weather for at least 50 years, and they form the backbone of the city in which I live. But to be clear, these are powered by OVERHEAD lines and are not the modern “charge a battery” type vehicles.

Likewise, electric trains (again, powered by static lines, not batteries) have been reliable workhorses in cold-weather countries for almost a century.

Sylvia Shawcross
Sylvia Shawcross
Jan 20, 2024 8:44 AM

Good heavens Sam. You’re so right! I’d quite forgotten. I suppose thats not an option anymore…

John Dough
John Dough
Jan 21, 2024 8:13 PM

You forgot to ask the most important question.
Who are the guys at the very top?
Are we dealing with human or non-human entities?

Hemlockfen
Hemlockfen
Jan 20, 2024 5:37 PM

Chicago Transit Authority buses with overhead lines. Lots of sparks. Don’t forget bumper cars at the summer carnivals. The EL, which I will never even think about riding again, is electric. Then there was/is the occasional news blurb about someone getting electrocuted on the “third rail”. Does the local “Trick Shop” count? They sold books that electrocuted your hand when you opened it. We had contests to see who could endure the jolt the longest before dropping it. And it hurt. A lot.

David McBain
David McBain
Jan 20, 2024 5:28 AM

Hahahahahah. Nice one. (Trussed is more the word that springs to mind with that mob.)

Sylvia Shawcross
Sylvia Shawcross
Jan 20, 2024 12:38 AM

Please note that in the above piece I myself and me did not italicize the rap song phrase. This was an editorial decision completely out of my hands. It is kind of disturbing me now as it can be taken the wrong way. sigh…

Johnny
Johnny
Jan 20, 2024 4:42 AM

Struth Sylvia!
Here I was, thinkin you just had a holiday in Detroit!

All is forgiven, but no more slip ups or we’ll be contacting the censors at Fakebook and Pootube.

Sylvia Shawcross
Sylvia Shawcross
Jan 20, 2024 5:26 AM
Reply to  Johnny

We will all have no place to go to do our slip ups anymore if the world carries on the way it is. We writers will end up talking to ourselves all whimpered up in a corner somewhere trying to remember words and if they actually existed. Anyway, it was not my fault is all I’m saying. I do not advocate the killing of anybody. Ridicule maybe if warranted. And certainly snarky bits…. And maybe crickets stuffed with caper juice and onions. But killing… nah.

el Gallinazo
el Gallinazo
Jan 19, 2024 11:35 PM

Great essay, Syl. Only one correction. The “pursuit of happiness” is a phrase from the Declaration of Independence written by Thomas Jefferson. But as a Canadian, you are forgiven for this peccadillo.

Sylvia Shawcross
Sylvia Shawcross
Jan 20, 2024 12:02 AM
Reply to  el Gallinazo

oh those damn pesky details again… thank you el G.

Johnny
Johnny
Jan 19, 2024 11:00 PM

If IT wears the uniform of conformity, a tailored suit, or some kind of high fashion apparel, IT will be LYING.

If IT struts with an entourage of advisers and security bullies, IT will be LYING.

If IT looks like a TURD and smells and sounds like a TURD.
IT IS A TURD! 🤑💩🤑

Prle
Prle
Jan 19, 2024 10:50 PM

a quote from the book The Great Taking
by David Rogers
The people controlling this system are quite obviously not benevolent. They are not noble. They are not elite. They are insane!

They are the antithesis of everything we could value, admire, and love. These people do not represent human development, or the future of humanity. They are lacking in essential human qualities. They are aberrant. Antipathy for humanity is aberrant. For 99.99% of human history, sociopaths like these would not have survived the next winter. Their nature was seen and they were ostracized from the village, to save the village.

They operate today through anonymity enabled by inhuman scale of social organization. Even so, this will not allow them to continue indefinitely. We have entered a time in which their nature is being recognized. Knowledge of their existence has become unavoidable. Their grasping will come to an end, because all of humanity cannot allow it to continue. Once it is recognized, humans will bond against a common existential threat. People from all walks of life will join in common cause. We have witnessed this already.
If the people behind this Great Taking persist in their insane schemes, they will inevitably be found. It will be quite simple to follow the collateral to those who have arranged to take it. Perhaps they aren’t such masterminds after all!

We will come to know who is behind this hybrid war against humanity.

We will come to know who controls the Bank for International Settlements, the Federal Reserve System, and all central banks globally, and hence all political parties, governments, media, and armed forces.

We will come to know who controls the CIA.

And we will finally know who has been behind the assassinations.

Let me close with John F. Kennedy’s own words:

Our problems are man-made;
therefore, they can be solved by man.

underground poet
underground poet
Jan 20, 2024 2:19 AM
Reply to  Prle

They also could be made from God, ergo only God can solve them.

NixonScraypes
NixonScraypes
Jan 20, 2024 4:31 PM

That JC fellow had a snappy answer to the question, something about Caesar and rendering, as I recall

P. Kean
P. Kean
Jan 21, 2024 4:25 AM
Reply to  Prle

Just to clarify, the author of “The Great Taking” is David Rogers Webb …

Paul Watson
Paul Watson
Jan 19, 2024 9:00 PM

Cold weather is God’s way of saying burn more globalists .

Vagabard
Vagabard
Jan 19, 2024 8:20 PM

When too cold in Davos, Elise Stefanik canfix the day. There being no better ‘running mate’:

She may even have potential to have kept King David warm, amidst his hundreds of concubines (some competition, of course). But in the modern era, one settles for a Donald Trump in his old age.

Plus, maybe throw in a ‘Swift’ rival to make the outcome far from certain…

https://www.ynetnews.com/article/bkk9h0utt

iskratov
iskratov
Jan 19, 2024 7:43 PM

“The ideas of the ruling class are the dominant ideas in every era; that is, the class which is the dominant material power of society is at the same time its dominant spiritual power. The class that has the means of material production at its disposal, at the same time, has the means of intellectual production, so that on the whole the ideas of those who lack the means of intellectual production are subjected to it. The dominant ideas are nothing other than the ideal expression of the dominant material relations, they are the dominant material relations taken as ideas: they are therefore the expression of the relations that make a class the dominant class, and therefore they are the ideas
of its domination . The individuals who make up the ruling class also possess conscience, and therefore think; (…)”. [Marx Engels, The German Ideology

Vagabard
Vagabard
Jan 19, 2024 8:36 PM
Reply to  iskratov

There’s probably some truth to that. Those who are are (relatively) materially more affluent will also generally excel in intellectual fields too.

The best house in the neighbourhood generally has the best academic results. Go figure

mgeo
mgeo
Jan 21, 2024 5:21 AM
Reply to  iskratov

Though a great intellectual, Marx was too stuck with the factory paradigm. You can do “intellectual production” for a while, but as the plunder, tyranny and devastation worsen, consequences and opposing ideas follow.

tonyopmoc
tonyopmoc
Jan 19, 2024 6:20 PM

Syl, I am not quite sure why. but what you write almost always brightens my day up even when I wake up at 5:30 am, and am fkcing freezing. Whilst its nowt like here in London, what you Canadians and Russians have to live with – it was very cold in Oldham in 1963 – my brothers and me even built an igloo in our back garden… I admit I did love it. It was my job to get the coal fire going, when I got home from school with the back door key and it was too cold to wee

 “We know (but they don’t) that they never had our trust in the first place.” Disagree I was born in 1953 – I am convinced that “they” were actually concerned about the health, welfare, and education of us kids. Not only did we get free school milk, the school dinners were pretty good too as were the dinner ladies. We even went to the seaside a lot – school trips and fun in the sun to get some Vitamin D by the seaside.

They nearly killed us off in WW2

They are trying even harder now…just do not ask if you have been jabbed or even worse, wore a mask.

Tried to do a bit of a video, but seriously annoyed The BBC – who tried to kick me out of the way…I was at WOMAD concerts before them… Kids – hadn’t been born

“Talking Heads – Psycho Killer (Live at ‘The Old Grey Whistle Test’ – 1978)”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WiOfhIppig

Tony

Sylvia Shawcross
Sylvia Shawcross
Jan 20, 2024 5:33 AM
Reply to  tonyopmoc

And you with your snapshots always brighten my day too Tony

moneycircus
moneycircus
Jan 19, 2024 5:41 PM

The Postmodernism Generator is a computer program that automatically produces “close imitations” of postmodernist writing.

How did I know that would not get stuck in “pending”?

tonyopmoc
tonyopmoc
Jan 19, 2024 6:48 PM
Reply to  moneycircus

Anything to do with AI is complete shite. I have now got this bog standard mobile phone, and its AI piece of crap Bixby trying to learn from me? Go on then Bixby – feed the cat.

Erik Nielsen
Erik Nielsen
Jan 22, 2024 4:37 PM
Reply to  tonyopmoc

What had you and other people expected from AI = false Intelligence?
It sounds like complete shite, it walks like complete shite, it talks like complete shite. So what is it?

moneycircus
moneycircus
Jan 19, 2024 5:38 PM

I think the Davos pros titues got a lesson in market economics from the bouffant guy from Argentina.

New president Javier Milei made quite an impact when he stormed the WEF citadel.

I am not on his bandwagon (I’ve expressed severe doubts) but let’s give him credit for being one of the only speakers at Davos to challenge the narrative.

https://moneycircus.substack.com/p/crisis-update-argentinas-javier-milei

Vagabard
Vagabard
Jan 19, 2024 8:44 PM
Reply to  moneycircus

He made the decision not to join the Commie BRICS club. *Indeed*, give the guy some credit.

May Hem
May Hem
Jan 19, 2024 9:41 PM
Reply to  Vagabard

I think he’s just another actor to provide entertainment and distraction.

Milei strongly supports the Israeli government and does not speak about the dominant banking role in this ‘reset’. This tells me all I need to know about him.

vera
vera
Jan 19, 2024 11:31 PM
Reply to  May Hem

He’s Mrs. Thatcher in a clown outfit. (I fear.)

Erik Nielsen
Erik Nielsen
Jan 20, 2024 10:03 PM
Reply to  May Hem

We found out here on OffG that Israel is US Navy’s biggest land based military Air-Carrier to carry out bomb raids and operations in the entire ME. Qua Kennedy Jnr’s statements.

Then 1. The dog is still wagging with its tail, then 2. Anyone supporting Israel is supporting US Navy Air-Carrier base of Israel. Israel itself is patsy for US/UK.

See, things then make sense.

Sean Veeda
Sean Veeda
Jan 19, 2024 5:26 PM

We also need to know how Klaus’s hollowed-out alp is heated. Is it with air source heat pumps? Are there solar panels under the snow, or a wind turbine at the top of his mountain?

Clutching at straws
Clutching at straws
Jan 19, 2024 5:21 PM

Recently my cynical side has gone into overdrive.

We were watching a thing on tv about nuclear near misses, Cuba sort of stuff.

My wife said it’s really worrying, all this nuclear stuff.

All I could see was a big pantomime, a performance designed to scare us.

If you believe,as I do, that the cabal runs the world and has done for a long time, why on earth would they ever allow themselves to be put in danger?

They wouldn’t.

The threat of alll out nuclear war is the adult version of the bogeyman.

Covid was the trigger for me. Now, everything I see makes sense in an alternative version of reality. Disease X, wars, climate, politics, all of it. Every single piece fits together.

It’s like those magic eye pictures, once you see the tiger there’s no going back.

Bastards.

Lizzyh7
Lizzyh7
Jan 20, 2024 8:14 PM

Yup, there is no going back once you see it. As hard as it is to see it, I no longer have any desire to go back to not seeing it, even if that were possible. I feel the same way now after the covidiocy too. Not that I didn’t see some kind of agenda at work prior to the covidiocy, but that for me cemented the knowledge that almost all that we have been taught is a blatant lie with a planned agenda behind it. While many would say I wear a tin foil hat, there ain’t no tin foil hat going to save anyone who sees the lies for what they are.

MattC
MattC
Jan 19, 2024 2:59 PM

these WEF types …. probably cut them some slack here” – more than happy to oblige. Instead of a one yard drop on the scaffold, we can settle for 30”.
I trust (!) that should be more than acceptable.

Edwige
Edwige
Jan 19, 2024 1:12 PM

Klaus Schwab wrote in 2016 that alien life would be proven within a decade. Oh look:
https://dumptheguardian.com/science/2024/jan/14/what-happens-if-we-have-been-visited-by-aliens-lied-to-ufos-uaps-grusch-congress?utm_source=pocket-newtab-en-gb

Funny how the Guardian hates alt-right figures like Tucker Carlson but both of them push this Grusch garbage….

Antonym
Antonym
Jan 19, 2024 2:11 PM
Reply to  Edwige

Even if extraterrestrial aliens exist there are NO instances (yet) of them heavily interfering in Earth surface threatening human stupidities like a full nuclear World War.

We DO have terrestrial ‘aliens’ – satanists – in the Cabal’s latest avatar, the WEF and these dummies ARE fanning the flames for Hell on Earth, WW III. They are still humans though, with all physical vulnerabilities and very low in numbers, so a guaranteed fail for their cult.

Veri Tas
Veri Tas
Jan 19, 2024 9:49 PM
Reply to  Antonym

Have a read of Zecharia Sitchin’s The Earth Chronicles.

Christine Thompson
Christine Thompson
Jan 20, 2024 11:09 AM
Reply to  Veri Tas

I read those books approx. 40 years ago! Some of their content has been corroborated by other, more recent, researchers.

NixonScraypes
NixonScraypes
Jan 20, 2024 4:39 PM

Were they Masons too?

YourPointBeing
YourPointBeing
Jan 21, 2024 9:44 AM
Reply to  Edwige

I, for one, welcome our (fake) alien overlords
.
I’ve been panic buying popcorn in anticipation of the (fake) aliens/alien invasion.

I do hope they roll this particularly ridiculous dice in my lifetime, as I will actually die from laughing.

Not a bad way to go.

Space is fake and gay.
(No offence meant to any homosexuals here present)

Rhys Jaggar
Rhys Jaggar
Jan 19, 2024 1:07 PM

‘As a high-rolling Global Green Czar, Mr Kerry, how much carbon did you guzzle last year?’

‘That’s not an appropriate question!’

Always good to hear we should trust uncritically those people that won’t answer the most pertinent question possible to a green catastrophist…..

Paul Watson
Paul Watson
Jan 19, 2024 9:08 PM
Reply to  Rhys Jaggar

Worth US$ 100 MILLION, 5 homes,a yacht and a private jet.
The guy is seriously worried about the climate..

The Light
The Light
Jan 19, 2024 12:48 PM

I actually think the only people still on their side now are the politicians, media and business leaders that have to keep supporting the narrative or else they get unalived or unperson’d.

Go to most comments sections -everyone knows. They have net zero chance of getting away with it again, or anything at all for that matter.

Watch people resist – it’s coming, and it will be glorious!

ChairmanDrusha
ChairmanDrusha
Jan 20, 2024 12:47 AM
Reply to  The Light

Unfortunately most regular people (normies) support the agendas tacitly by just simply going along with whatever they are told.

qwertboi
qwertboi
Jan 20, 2024 10:19 AM
Reply to  The Light

“I actually think the only people still on their side now are the politicians, media and business leaders that have to keep supporting the narrative or else they get unalived or unperson’d.”

Or they get Jeremy Corbyned. “Anti-Semitism” covers a Multitude of Sins.

Authoritarian third-way ‘centrism’ (aka ‘global capitalism‘) hates opposing arguments. CBDC, genocide in Gaza, global warming and mandatory mNRA ‘vaccination’ all serve the NWO, and must NEVER be opposed or allowed to express itself.