The UK’s “Chicken License” Rebellion – the GOOD way to deal with BAD laws
Kit Knightly
Apologies if you can't read their *ahem* chicken scratch.
As of today, the UK’s “Chicken License” is in full effect. October 1st marked the deadline for registering your chickens with the proper authority.
Moving forward anyone caught with an unlicensed chicken will be in breach of the law and subject to fines and poultry reclamation.
I am entirely serious.
Back in March the UK govt’s “Department for Environment Food and Rural Affairs” (DEFRA) announced changes to the poultry registration laws, essentially redefining a “flock” from “50 birds or more” to 1.
So, from now on, everybody in the country who keeps even a single bird – not just chickens, all outdoor birds – has to register as a poultry keeper.
You understand, this is all about protecting birds and the public from avian influenza, not at all about increasing government monitoring with the final aim of stamping down on self-sufficiency.
Banish that cynical thought from your head.
Fortunately, the people of the UK have a tried-and-tested method of dealing with absurdity—more absurdity.
In the run-up to the deadline thousands of people took to the DEFRA website to register their “chickens” – frozen, nuggets, unhatched and even rubber:
Just about to register my bird 🐔🤔 pic.twitter.com/zkrzWBkaq4
— 𝘽𝙀𝙇 (@Bel_B30) September 29, 2024
Just completed my #chicken registration.
Suprised they didn’t ask for photos… pic.twitter.com/1aPBgdtxLL— Richard David On 𝕏 (@Trying_Very) September 29, 2024
The result is that the online service strained…
…and then broke:
That’s all poisoned data flooding the system rendering the register all but useless. A display of the power of malicious compliance.
Good work.
— I Support Farmers Markets (@SupportMarkets) October 1, 2024
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Well done those folks!!
I wish I had thought of registering my imaginary flock of nuggets, fried, frozen and rubber chicks.
The form asks for the location of where the birds are kept? Well,that’s easy…
‘Nuggets’ in any branch of McDonalds
‘Fried’ in the local KFC
‘Frozen’ in the freezer
‘Rubber’ in the bath along with the duck.
Good. Another insane law to be ridiculed. I would add the ridiculous microchipping of cats.
https://alphaandomegacloud.wordpress.com/2024/02/14/im-pussed-off-uk-government-wants-cats-microchipped/
“you are breaking the
lawlegal”; law and legal are not the same thing, if it is not spelt the same it does not mean the same thing. If you have chickens and are going to diminish your status from that of a man, or woman, to a title a number of levels below man, or woman, then that comes with duties and obligations. Such as to register your chickens. Or you, could simply be a man, or a woman, having your property: in this instance the chickens of you. Property, that which is proper to you, that which you, can claim exclusive to all others in a society, is your highest right, the only right, and the foundation of all other rights. Prroperty is that which you, have the right to set the law for as a man, or woman.How much repression will trigger the rEvolution? In some local US jurisdictions, restrictions have been attempted on urban food gardens. Chickens. Now with supposed “liberal”, “progressive” Dims calling for limits to constitutional rights we have a call from the Horse’s Mouth, a former Secretary of State and purposeful loser to GW Bush, calling the First Amendment, our right of free speech, assembly and redress of grievances, a threat to the PTB’s ability to rule. Cancellation of First Amendment rights in the US is the ultimate no-no utterance, that indicates the PTB’s frustration to control peons has fueled them to attempt, ANYTHING. It will be their end.
John Forbes Kerry, his full name, has the anagrams ‘Berserk’ and ‘bonkers’.
“essentially redefining a “flock” from “50 birds or more” to 1.”
Not at all reminiscent of the re-defintion of “pandemic” that was a vital prelude to Convid.
As far as I am concerned, whilst I don’t have any chickens, DEFRA can just flock off!
My chickens identify as transsexual squirrels.
Great, I recall the weapons amnesty back in the 90’s during the recession
how Britannia Scotland had no go area’s and violent attack despair horror the media reported.
so good old government launched a weapons amnesty and you all could drop of the weapons to the police station and nothing will be said.
Loads of people dropped of garden waste like broken wood, tree branches, old metal railing (basically it was quicker than taking to the tip).
Not long ago they brought in
Cats being chipped and not getting them chipped would mean 500£ fine and the vets would report your cat,
so the trick is, tell them it is a stray.
Who is honestly going to come around and check if your cat is chipped or your chickens have been registered it like the TV licence thing, it is ruled by fear and consent.
Cat or chicken police will not turn up.
and tell them alt media whores to stop shilling knife attack Britain with it fake videos.
Well said.
https://alphaandomegacloud.wordpress.com/2024/02/14/im-pussed-off-uk-government-wants-cats-microchipped/
Yes, it is ruled by fear and consent but also the authorities like to encourage and enlist the dumb public to do their ‘civic duty’.
There are the curtain twitchers and busybodies who have nothing better to do than report a neighbour or those with whom they have an ongoing feud or dislike of.
Duing the scamdemic, I remember the public being encouraged to grass up those who broke the ‘rule of six’, or whichever invented nonsense of the week was de rigueur at the time.
The Stasi in East Germany used a huge network of informants, just ordinary people – around 1 percent of the total population – to enhance its own 90,000 agents intelligence gathering operations.
It would not surprise me if in the future one’s social credit score could be enhanced by being a
snitch‘good citizen’.Always best to stay on good terms with the neighbours, or if possible, live in a place with no neighbours close by.
There seem to be some much more important news stories in the world this week than regulations about poultry.
This law is part of the steady global crawl toward separating people from their access to real food. To make us all 100% dependent on the fake food they are busy rolling out.
This itself is part of an even bigger global agenda of removing human freedom and crushing the human spirit.
Most of the “more important news” you are talking about is just noise designed to keep us distracted from this terrible agenda.
I think the “more important news”, including phantom claims of ww3, will fizzle as soon as its purpose is served. But news like the above will end up changing billions of lives and lasting many lifetimes in its effects.
Perhaps I’m wrong, in fact I hope I am.
Thom, it’s about controlling everything, and when it’s about the food supply, I would say that’s very important.
But unlike those other stories, this is actually something people (in England and Wales, at least) can have an impact on through non-compliance … or else through ‘malicious compliance’, as Kit put it.
All stories highlighting creeping globalism are important.
There seems to be much more important stories than someone killing someone. See what I did there?
Poultry is not paltry and eggs-actly the sort of thing we need to fight against!
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I have 13 chickens, and of course, I will register them as soon as I get full disclosure regarding the Registration process, including my name in ALL CAPS and the CESTUI QUE VIE ACT.
You give ownership of everything you register to whoever holds the original document/deed/certificate, i.e., your child, car, home, bank account, land, company, etc. Just for a laugh, go to the company house website and check every director’s surname and ask why it’s in ALL CAPS.
Owner is a title that is not man, or woman, it is some levels below man, or woman, and comes with duties and obligations. I, do not own anything, what I, have is property. The all capitals name birth certificate is not you, and it is not yours, it is property of another. The bank account is not yours, the property: in this instance the money; in said bank account is yours. A title or piece of paper to property, the “thing” is not the property itself, it has nothing to do with the property. The land registry is not going to claim your property: in this instance the house and land of you; the DVLA is not going to claim your property: in this instance the car of you; and so on. The “state” can only take “children” from “parents”, pair that rents; if you, do give said man, or woman, the authority by taking a title such as parent, and have a child and or children. Instead of being a man, or woman, having your property: in this instance the son or daughter of you.
The land registry will not claim your property but the fact that the property is in the name of your legal person fiction allows the court to act on behalf of a creditor and remove your keepers rights and throw you out your house.
J.D. I like you and believe you are a lawyer with empathy toward your fellow man. You are using legalese terminology in your response, thank you for that.
In Scotland to be notified to go to court its worded as such:
Procurator Fiscal v You. Therefore the charge is against You and never me.
The Crown acts as trustee for us all as we are all lost at sea presumed dead, and as a dead thing is dead it cannot have rights or freedoms. I am always the beneficiary.