Quick Take…Inside the “Epstein Birthday Book”
Is the latest release real? And does it matter if it is?
Kit Knightly
The Wall Street Journal has exclusively released digital copies of Jeffrey Epstein’s “birthday book”, a document allegedly handed to Congress by lawyers representing the Epstein estate.
The big fuss is the odd note apparently signed by Donald Trump inside the doodled outline of woman’s body, plus another entry making reference to Trump “selling” a woman to Epstein:
For some reason they’re calling this a “bombshell”.
There are also pictures of Epstein with Lord Mandelson, as well as a doctored magazine cover from Alan Dershowitz a note from Bill Clinton and miscellaneous contributions from various notables.
From what we’ve seen so far, it’s all…nothing much.
It’s just a dumb book, 238 pages curated by Ghislaine Maxwell for Epstein’s birthday, and full of contributions she solicited from his address book of rich and famous names.
Risque innuendos, out-of-context in-jokes, childish limericks. A rather unseemly but hardly criminally damning look inside the lives of wanton decadence led by what the limitations of language force us to call “the elite”.
That doesn’t rule out some other “BREAKING NEWS!” epicly damning memo coming out, or CCTV footage or a signed confession or…you know, anything they need.
Because, in the end, how much faith should we really have in this material? And how much energy should we be putting into analysing it?
The fact of the matter is that this book may not have existed before yesterday. Or some of it did, and some didn’t. Or it did, but names/dates/faces have been changed.
Technology has rendered all digital evidence suspect, especially when it’s being drip-fed into the public domain by institutions known to be corrupt.
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Raja Miah deconstructs Mandelson, Starmer and the Labour Party, but he doesn’t here make the connection to the wider establishment (though he may do so elsewhere). I believe this release is all part of a coordinated psyop by Pompeo & co. Moreover, there is nothing in the Epstein files which hurts Trump; and any indications otherwise are just bait.
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https://www.redwallandtherabble.co.uk
So I guess we’re just meant to forget the non-prosecution of Savile now?….
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/czewp16k6k6t
Mandelson to reappear on some globalist corporation or foundation in six months?
There are some excellent details/paper clippings/photographs and accounts delving into the Transatlantic nonce network here. Loads of dirt on the players and their front companies such as their sordid “charities” for children. This rabbit hole runs deep. These people are basically as low as you can go. The posts about Childline and Lambeth Council are just two of many more.
The kakistocracy laid bare.
https://x.com/MrLilburne
The media only publishes diversions from root causes which would prove all the elites are crooked as a matter of daily activity. This class of people have to much money and authority at stake to tell the truth. Just follow the money…
https://www.zerohedge.com/political/go-talk-bill-gates-about-me-how-jp-morgan-enabled-jeffrey-epsteins-crimes-snagged
They are also all members of one or several secret societies, and they take so-called blood oaths to keep the group’s secrets. Whatever blood oath means, I think there’s a threat in there somewhere that every members intuitively understands…
Was Epstein a Zionist? Mandelson a Zionist? Dershowitz? Maxwell? Is Trump a rabid pro Zionist? Are Zionists murdering genocidal bstrds?
Why are we looking anywhere else?
If I were a criminal investigator, I would concentrate on the Liberal side knowing here is big fish everytime I throw out the line.
Clinton and his wet cigars, Biden’s fumbling hands everywhere, Zelensky’s sniffer nose, Palantir’s weirdos, etc.
Former presidents had to resign for less criminal behavior and the only corrupt & disgusting individuals are those fuckheads in the White House as well as such malicious, criminal dumbasses writing bullshit articles like the one above.YOU are protecting & promoting child traffickers & rapists that’s why you deserve to rot in hell, shitty Kity!!!!
Which former president resigned for less than being anonymously accused of writing an unseemly letter? I’m no Trump supporter, but get a grip.
Quick, look over there – Trump, Boris Johnson and Epstein! You know the mainstream media’s bosses are up to something big when they have to resurrect alleged scandals from years ago. Perhaps they are just trying to keep the heat off their puppets Netanyahu, Zelenskyy and Farage as always or perhaps there is something else brewing?
Although i would never, ever posit that i have any unequivocal evidence that this is a psyop/staged deception {designed and delivered to divert and distract the masses from more pressing issues of the day (i.e., war in Ukraine; Gaza; immiseration – everywhere; aftereffects of stabbies; etc.)}, at this point in time, i would be leaning towards that as a plausible theory. Moreover, if push came to shove i would be more than willing to posit that said sordid scenario is nothing but another example of what Horsley (see, ‘childrenofjob.substack.com’) has alluded to as the, ‘2nd Matrix’; wherein ‘bread crumbs’, are, intentionally or not, proffered to those inquisitive types (read: conspiracy theorists); in an attempt, subsequent to expressing their disagreements and dissatisfactions w/ the mainstream narratives (i.e., 1st Matrix), to quench said disillusionment w/in the sphere Horsley has given the appellation, ‘conspiratainment.’ In other words: from AJ to Icke; from Dyer to Dore; from Fuentes to Fuellmich; from Pool to Passio; from Webb to …: nothing but McGuffins – all the way down! That is all!! RGB-Y5 out!!
This is more training of the masses to react unthinkingly. Remember the changing covid definitions: disease (even no symptoms), influenza-like illness, test, lab assay, case, need to isolate, period of isolation, pandemic, immunity, herd immunity, vaccine, cause of death, variant (without specific test), pandemic.
Related fear-mongering: curfew, no treatment in curfew, comorbidity, cumulative graph, cluster, next wave, new normal, contaminated currency/animal/sewer, protecting the health service itself, lab leak, bio-weapon.
Is a pimp for minors the only guilty guy? The johns are also at fault, and most were not Jexish. Dumb as doorbells, apart from moral gone cases.
Sorry woke folks, your trick to blame only “Western male” Jxxs for your group’s deficits is too obvious for the non-brainwashed. you got Soros-ed.
It can always be used by Liberals to throw mud and saw doubt on Trump.
Lies, damn lies and sex secrets.
“Because, in the end, how much faith should we really have in this material? And how much energy should we be putting into analysing it? ”
Congrats, Kit. YOU just hit on the KEY point of the WHOLE thing, because THEY KNOW that SOME people WILL actually BELIEVE that document has ANY REAL importance WHATSOEVER and they’ll DEBATE and TALK about it FOREVER, but their KEY AUDIENCE is THE REST, who will SEE it for the RIDICULOUS bullshit that it IS, just like THE REST of the RIDICULOUS bullshit and CONTRADICTORY EVENTS, etc. that are BEING STAGED around them FROM EVERY DIRECTION, day AND night, 24/7 and 365 days a year.
The GOAL and END RESULT, of course, is that when you are BOMBARDED from EVERY direction with nothing but PROPAGANDA you have NO IDEA WHAT the TRUTH REALLY IS, one way or the other, and you have no idea one way or the other WHO is OR isn’t TELLING it, because EVERYTHING IS SUSPECT, everywhere and THAT makes people UNEASY, UNCERTAIN, AFRAID, and much more EASY TO MANIPULATE and Control, with the STUPID tactics that they RELIGIOUSLY USE from the SAME PLAY BOOK… OVER and OVER… BECAUSE… it WORKS…. BECAUSE… WE keep ALLOWING it To, AAAANND keep ALLOWING THEM… to DO it. 👊😔👍
Jeffrey’s responses to Donald in that exchange are very subdued. Nothing new to add other than servile agreement/flattery.
Suggestive of fraud in my book. Surely the real Epstein had a mind of his own
Seems like OG is doing the white wash shilling by proclaiming this is nothing burger when as a publication it self never once mention the Epstein file and Trump and co saying they now dont exist.
Vance only last week told everyone they dont exist.
Dont expect OG to tell you this.
it is to close to something else which they never ever mentioned during the whole Epstein thing.
Whitney Webb is the go to person, dont waste your time on cheap shilling articles like the above.
Why don’t we accept the truth that rumors (which are all correct) tell us are true: our owners fuck children for Israel.
And they kill children for Israel, too. 😡
Its time Israel got fkd.
Someone appears to want to keep this story alive, in the middle of all the other noise. Who could it be?
Ah, the MacGuffin* du jour; they are the limp and mushy carrots in the hellbroth of public discourse! 🥕 🥣
*MacGuffin: “an object, event, or character in a film or story that serves to set and keep the plot in motion, and within the story is considered extraordinarily meaningful or valuable despite it lacking actual intrinsic value or importance“.
I generally dislike the anti-intellectual rugged lumpenyahoo aphorism scornfully deriding “opinions”, on the grounds that they are like rectal orifices, because “everybody’s got one”. Sometimes this lapidary wisdom is augmented with “… and some of ’em stink!”
But today it popped into my head as I skimmed and perused comments threads abounding with instant experts weighing in definitively on the legitimacy of the alleged Trump signature. It’s another Dunning-Kruger orgy! 🖋️ 🤬
It’s the very spiky signature as faux pubic hair on this drawing of a woman’s torso – and Trump says he never does drawings and who are we to disbelieve him? – that makes it all seem very fake to me. I must say the more I read and hear about the Lolita express with barely underage girls and the participants willing to get into their party pants, the less I believe any of it. Of course these people are all corrupt. Of course these people have abused other humans with no concern for any of them. But concern for themselves and their own interests? They have a ton of that and no one with a shaky reputation to uphold would be that stupid. This is all about bringing them down with some shred of plausible deniability. They’ve agreed to this ritual humiliation to keep themselves from being strung up for some other hideous crimes they definitely don’t want us to find out about. My opinion for what it’s worth.
I believe Trump. Trump looks like someone who dont use drawings. Also he is in a position where you dont joke like that with yourself.
If they can fake the moon landing they can also fake Trump’s signature, off course. There is no Dunning-Kruger. It is that easy man!