The Fakest Election of Our Lifetime Goes to the Polls
Kit Knightly
It’s voting day. Historically, that would mean that by some time early tomorrow morning we’d know who was going to be President, but they have already announced that counting the last few percent of the vote in a couple of states may take up to thirteen days.
A hallmark of totally normal not at all corrupt voting practices.
It’s actually hard to believe anybody can take this election cycle seriously, given how obviously and blatantly the 2020 election was rigged. That should have been the final nail in the coffin of American “democracy”.
They told you they were going to rig it, they told you how they were going to rig it, they rigged it live on television – in front of your eyes…and then claimed anyone saying it was rigged was a “conspiracy theorist”.
2020 was the fakest “election” ever…
until now.
2024 is even worse, it is a complete nonsense. A fairy story. Just look at the candidates…
In the Blue Corner we have Kamala Harris. Probably the least real candidate ever to run for President, her entire campaign is a Psy-Op.
In the 2020 race she polled last in the Democratic primaries and dropped out very early. As of 2023 she was the least popular Vice President ever, and only got the nomination thanks to Joe Biden’s dementia.
No exaggeration – this woman is a disaster. She appears to have some form of substance abuse problem and probably quite a low IQ. She can’t talk without a teleprompter, rambles incoherently in response to the most basic questions, gives the same speech (with the same phony over-rehearsed gestures ) over and over again, campaigns with polar-opposite positions depending on the state she’s in, and, if that’s not enough – during her time as AG of California she is known to have kept prisoners locked up past their sentences to use them as cheap labor.
But since the insane 2024 presidential carnival began this completely talentless, mediocre morally compromized nobody is being sold to us as some type of super uber duper female Barack Obama. A brilliant tactician, awesome debater, all round bundle of charisma and “joy”.
It’s fake. Obviously.
Her “massive rallies” revolve around offering free concerts by Beyoncé and Lady Gaga. Her “real” moments of door knocking and “having a beer like a regular person”, awkwardly staged.
She’s a big fat, slurring zero tricked out as something for the actors and celebrities to worship, nothing more.
But in the Red Corner we have The Donald.
Again.
Selling his “drain the swamp” no-nonsense “anti-establishment” platform.
Again.
Pledging to do all the stuff this time he didn’t do last time.
His very presence on the ticket is a testimony to the contrived nature of the ballot.
The story is that nobody wanted him there. The Establishment tried – oh so hard – to convict him of crimes to stop him from running, but they just couldn’t quite manage it.
The GOP tried – oh so hard – to beat him in the primaries, but he was just too popular.
Finally, as an act of desperation they tried – oh so hard – to kill him.
Twice.
Or maybe three times
…and yet, somehow, incredibly – here he is.
All the power the establishment could muster just couldn’t stop God’s own Donald from winning through.
See guys, the voting does matter and the system is just so fair, that even when they try – oh so hard – to cheat it’s almost impossible.
The Donald is proof that American democracy really is a thing!
Funny, but somehow, in all that blaring noise of Wurlitzers blasting Souza marches, millions of people seem to have forgotten Operation Warpspeed and the vaccines our Trump was so proud of.
Frankly, we deserve a better class of puppet.
So yeah, it’s all just a story, and the question isn’t “who wins?”, but rather “who has been chosen to push the establishment narrative forward?”
And, honestly, even with that in mind it is hard to pick.
Virtually every Presidential Election I have watched has had a pretty obvious “winner” going in, the media messaging was clear and consistent…
…this year not so much.
CNN, for example, so firmly pro-Biden last time is being much harder on Harris, which could be a show of “impartiality” because they know she’s going to “win”, or could be an explanation for why she “lost”.
Different polls and media outlets are predicting every result from a Trump landslide to comfortable Harris victory.
Much of this is drama to keep people invested, and white noise to disguise corruption, but it still makes projecting the result difficult.
I would have bet my modest savings on Bush(x2), Obama(x2), and Biden winning each one of those five elections…but I would also have bet on Clinton winning in 2016 too.
This time around, it’s not clear at all. I can see arguments for either “side” being the final globalist pick.
In Harris’ favor is the fact that she was clearly specifically chosen to be on the ticket (hence pushing Biden aside and avoiding the primaries), married to the fact she will buy some automatic tolerance from the left who won’t bring themselves to criticize a female President of colour and who will happily bask in the “Orange man lost” glow for at least a year or two.
They also appear to setting up a new version of the “mail-in ballots” lie from 2020, with the narrative of “secret female voters”, voting purely based on (entirely made-up) issue of abortion rights.
Finally – and increasingly, I think, most importantly – there is the demonstration of power inherent in taking a candidate nobody likes and pretending, brazenly, she won an election.
So, all those reasons are why they might pick Kamala.
But then, if they make Trump “win” it immediately shuts down all people who claim 2020 was rigged, because , people will argue naively, why would they rig it against Trump in 2020 then let him win it in 2024?
On top of that, Trump will win back many right-leaning libertarians who were alienated by the Covid scam but still want to believe.
He will, of course, push the same globalist agenda as Harris – but disguised in “right-wing” talking points that will effectively stop some people noticing what he’s doing.
So, yes, these are some good reasons the globalists might pick Donald.
Each has strengths and weaknesses. Trump, I think, potentially offers more benefits from the Establishment point of view, but there is just too much “the polls are wrong, Harris will win easily” messaging to completely ignore this possibility.
Right now it could go either way.
They are even setting up that the story of the “election” won’t end today, with both “sides” warming up to contest a close result. Democrat politicians are already saying they may refuse to certify the result and the “liberal” press are attacking the electoral college. On the other side, “voting irregularities” and “machine outages” will be reported in the hopes of stirring up unrest from Trump voters.
Washington DC is all boarded up pending riots…from either side, I guess.
More fuel for the Civil War they seem to want to start.
But let’s not forget that whatever chaos might be staged, however long it goes on for and whichever way it finally lands, the agenda won’t change.
All tonight’s result will tell us is how they are planning to market that agenda over the next few years.
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That old Chinese curse comes to mind:
‘May you live in interesting times’
To vote or not to vote?
That IS the question
A joke or a bigger joke?
That, sadly, is the answer.
Don’t forget that in the US all elections — Federal, State, County, City etc. — are run at the same time on the same day. This article bemoans the lack of choice between the two principal candidates for President. This is just one race among potentially dozens, many of which will affect you directly.
So if you don’t like any candidates in a particular race then just don’t vote in that race.
‘You can have no dominion greater or less than that over yourself’ – da Vinci
As I’ve been telling everyone lately, I’m nostalgic for the days when they at least PRETENDED to run serious candidates.
No, the question is WHICH establishment gets to assert its agenda. Because as JFK pointed out, there’s more than one oligarchy and they have some radical differences!
For we are opposed around the world by a monolithic and ruthless conspiracy . . .
Another useful barometer of Woke ideology is “Democracy Now” where 2 days ago, they equated Pro-Life with Misogyny. DN on today about GOP “election deniers” which is really a slur like “Conspiracy Theorist” i.e. if you don’t like the results of a democratic vote, you alter them and accuse any who points this out as being an election denier.
In their defence however, they are consistent in their coverage of the Palestinian genocide which even the Israeli paper Haaretz levelled at Netanyahu yesterday (apparently) – though I am not a regular consumer of Haaretz.
Israeli newspapers say things every day which, if we were to say them, would be called antisemitic. They are worth an occasional read.
We stopped watching DN after Amy joined LOCKDOWN hysteria. When Amy’s “War & Peace Report” enlisted in the Ukraine War, all credibility was vaporized just like the 911 crash debris in two off campus sites. The elite’s 2024 is a Room Full of Fun House Mirrors.
It’s impossible for Kamala to win.
But it was also impossible for Joe to win in 2020. Remember his rallies when ten people turned up?
Besides,whatever the result, AIPAC wins.
In a way it might be a blessing if Kamala “wins” and the USA public fails to respond. Then we can put to bed any illusion that they will ever use the second amendment for its intended purpose.
But I’m not American so don’t mind me.
I may have made this point previously (can’t recall): here in NZ, the state radio (propaganda) hates Trump, loves Kamala. Since our MSM is pure Mockingbird, this rather suggests that the CIA are actually concerned about a Trump victory (?). Certainly, the Trump camp have been scathing about the role of the CIA and Tucker Carlson mentions their role int he JFK assassination. Finally, the lovely Tulsi Gabbard has joined Trump (what’s not to like?)
P.S. I suspect NZ has a special place in Mockingbird because it was here that the MSM first delivered a full account of Lee Harvey Oswald’s Russian sympathies etc. A faraway land from which to spread the narrative i.e. the US MSM referring to reports on the foreign press. NZ has become a rich resource of globalist puppets in every PM from 21st Century.
Peanut The Squirrel –
Victim of The Germ Theory
Peanut The Squirrel –
Victim of The Biosecurity State
Peanut The Squirrel –
Victim of “There can never be enough Security.”
https://covidsteria.substack.com/p/governmentsteria-best-peanut-the-squirrel-memes
Well, I don’t know – I think Trump comes across as one of the least fake Presidential candidates I can remember. That’s why the media hate him because he doesn’t follow their hokey and patronising election playbook. The fakery seems to be in Harris who can’t even seem to smile without looking like a Halloween mask.
Harris is a completely worthless person who has been handed one sinecure after another
for being an establishment yes-woman. She has no achievements to speak of. She is also a bona fide psychopath, hence her crackling when discussing dead babies.
Trump… maybe 90+% chance he’s controlled opposition. And he has a terrible take on some of the biggest issues. But there’s that tiny amount of hope remaining.
Vote Trump and enjoy the theatre. Hope for the best. I wish you all luck.
Harris is repellent in nearly every particular. Her voice and cackle are unendurable. Plus, she’s an idiot. Recently she went on some Muslim podcast and starting talking about cooking with bacon. As Bugs Bunny would say, “what a maroon.”
This is the best scenario.
I think it’s all been scripted long ago.
Trump is on the same side as the globalists. He’s just going at it slower than Kamala and the Democrats. Trump is slowly pushing us to the left. He’s controlled opposition and he gives us some truths (lying media, globalists, etc), to make us think he is on our side, then he will stab us in the back. I’d rather have Kamala win the election, at least we know who the enemy is, rather than someone we think is on our side. I’d rather have “We the People” fight this whole corrupt government and secede from the Union, and start fresh. We could do this simply and peacefully by “going on strike” and stop working for any politician, Washington DC, all the 3 letter agencies, Big Pharma, Big Tech, Google, Wallstreet, MSM, Blackrock and other conglomerates. Their system would crash in a week. They can’t control us if we don’t comply. We don’t need 100%, only 30% would be enough.
Unfortunately, I see that too many people want to believe that Trump has some magical plan to “save the USA” because they’ve been fed too many “happy ending stories” all their lives. They don’t want to face the ugly painful reality or even try to make changes themselves. I am not pessimistic, I am quite optimistic. I want a change and I see a change is possible, but the only change that can come is from “We the People”, not any of our (s)elected officials themselves.
Both parties are driving us over a cliff, but one party is observing the speed limit.
(Stolen from The Duran.)
Either way, the election is a raw demonstration of the power of ‘The Algorithm’. How to keep elections as close to a 50-50 split as possible.
Ostensibly the result hinges on ‘swing states’ – Pennysylvania, Nevada et al- but why?
From the point of view of data-gatherers a 50-50 split encourages people to “Get out and Vote!”. Your vote matters – and it really does. At least in terms of the overall result and in terms of future targeted shopping ads to be received on the basis on voting profiles.
So yes, it does matter. An algorithm, like a human, needs to feed on good data, rather than on the most woke in our midst. The more representative of the whole population the better.
So get out and vote. Your data matters
There is only one side in this election that is anti constitutional and anti American. Willing to lie & cheat to win….that would be and has been the Marxist Left…since the GOE was shut down. The deceived now wants lead as it was in the beginning. Even Muslims know this, e.g. The Somali leadership in Minn. endorse male leadership for the country.
I wish that folks would actually study history and get a clue on “communism”, “Marxism”, “collectives”, “anarchism” and “fascism”. Dems and liberals are not the “left”, nor communist or Marxist, and Reps are not “conservatives” or freedom loving for all. Both parties and ideologies are pro-war empire, pro-capitalist privatized state totalitarians. Real “communism”, if ever implemented, would be direct democracy, consent based, wealth & poverty limiting, self organizing, non-hierarchical, self-rule. This reality would equal how the Iroquois self organized themselves 600 years ago, before the Northern European Exploitationist War Monsters plagued the Americas.
A brave try. But it’s so painfully obvious that although even nominally communism is long gone, that’s all you hear from a belligerent faction. The commies are coming! The commies are here! On and on and on. It’s deeply ironic that so many who saw through the covid crap still fell for the Great Revolution that must have happened when the Groovy Left took over!
Written like a smug commie writes.
The “press” has blown it for themselves forever.
No one with a brain believes them, and no one can
trust them. At the least Mr. Trump doesn’t hate citizen and babies
as much as the left. That’s all of them. It’s just what the left does.
They can’t help themselves. I’ve heard Yemen has nice beaches,
maybe y’all move there so we normal Americans can repair the damage
of the last 4 yrs.
Ok.
I’m done.
Be well.
Niles
MSM “news” in UK:
“The closest run election in a generation”
“On a knife-edge”
“A few swing states will upset the results”
So, the US is split almost 50/50 on the selected topics.
Yeah, right !
It doesn’t seem plausible to have a 50/50 split when one side is openly implementing (and proposing to continue) policies that are designed to destroy the USA.
There are only so many votes you can buy by offering free gibs.
The winner will be selected in an elite Zoom conference some time today. The vote totals will be adjusted accordingly. They will select whichever flunky wannabe will seem like the best enforcer of their 4IR/war preps agenda in the immediate future.