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A Tale of Two PSYOPS
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Once upon a time, on a planet called Earth, there was born a global-capitalist empire. It was the first...
The Revenge of Trumpenstein
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So, it’s déjà vu all over again. That’s right, he’s back! Trumpenstein the Monster! Literal Russian-Agent Hitler! The Ayatollah...
Fear and Loathing in New Normal Germany
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The first rule of New Normal Germany is, you do not compare New Normal Germany to Nazi Germany. If...
Guilty!
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So, the Berlin Appellate Court overturned my acquittal today. I am now, officially, at least according to the New...
The Hate-Crime Commissar of New Normal Berlin
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The column you are about to read is a “hate crime.” Or, rather, an alleged “hate crime,” as I...
The New Normal Right
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OK, this will be one of my non-satirical essays … or mostly non-satirical essays. It will serve as a...
The People’s Court of New Normal Germany – Part Two
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So, my second trial for alleged thoughtcrime-tweeting is going ahead as planned on August 15 in Berlin Superior Court...
The People’s Court of New Normal Germany
CJ Hopkins
Just when I thought things could not possibly get more shockingly totalitarian in New Normal Germany, where I’m being...
The Civil War Simulation
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It has been slouching toward Bethlehem for the last eight years. The gyre has been widening, the falcon turning...
That’s All Folks (Redux)
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Well, what do you know, it looks like we’ve got another “CRISIS OF DEMOCRACY” on our hands. Yes, that’s...
Asymmetric Idiocy
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I miss the 1970s sometimes. Not just the music. And the sex. And the drugs. I miss the terrorists....
Fighting Monsters
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So, I gave a little speech about art, and war. The Internationale Agentur für Freiheit, a Berlin art and...
The Palestine Congress
CJ Hopkins
Thank God for the German Hate Police! Or heil … or whatever the appropriate salutation is for these unsung...
The Hate Police
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From now on, any form of expression that the authorities consider “likely” to offend a member of one of...
Degenerate Art in New Normal Germany
C J Hopkins
One of the first things totalitarians do when they set about transforming a democratic society into whatever type of...
Mistakes Were Made
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Make fun of the Germans all you want, and I’ve certainly done that a bit during these past few...
The Ministry of AI Truth
CJ Hopkins Remember HAL, the homicidal Heuristically Programmed Algorithmic Computer from Stanley Kubrick’s 2001: A Space Odyssey? Well, if you...
The Resistible Rise of The New Normal Reich
CJ Hopkins So, the German authorities have filed an appeal to overturn my acquittal in criminal court last week....
Meet the Thought Police
CJ Hopkins So, my trial for thoughtcrimes in New Normal Germany takes place next Tuesday, January 23rd. It will...
The Year of the Mindfuck
C J Hopkins Well, that’s pretty much it for 2023 … which I’m officially dubbing The Year of The...
