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The Year of the Zealot

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It was the best of years, it was the worst of years, it was a year of brilliance, it...

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A Tale of Two PSYOPS

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Once upon a time, on a planet called Earth, there was born a global-capitalist empire. It was the first...

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The Revenge of Trumpenstein

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So, it’s déjà vu all over again. That’s right, he’s back! Trumpenstein the Monster! Literal Russian-Agent Hitler! The Ayatollah...

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Fear and Loathing in New Normal Germany

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The first rule of New Normal Germany is, you do not compare New Normal Germany to Nazi Germany. If...

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Guilty!

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So, the Berlin Appellate Court overturned my acquittal today. I am now, officially, at least according to the New...

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The Hate-Crime Commissar of New Normal Berlin

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The column you are about to read is a “hate crime.” Or, rather, an alleged “hate crime,” as I...

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The New Normal Right

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OK, this will be one of my non-satirical essays … or mostly non-satirical essays. It will serve as a...

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The People’s Court of New Normal Germany – Part Two

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So, my second trial for alleged thoughtcrime-tweeting is going ahead as planned on August 15 in Berlin Superior Court...

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The People’s Court of New Normal Germany

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Just when I thought things could not possibly get more shockingly totalitarian in New Normal Germany, where I’m being...

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The Civil War Simulation

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It has been slouching toward Bethlehem for the last eight years. The gyre has been widening, the falcon turning...

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That’s All Folks (Redux)

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Well, what do you know, it looks like we’ve got another “CRISIS OF DEMOCRACY” on our hands. Yes, that’s...

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Asymmetric Idiocy

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I miss the 1970s sometimes. Not just the music. And the sex. And the drugs. I miss the terrorists....

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Fighting Monsters

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So, I gave a little speech about art, and war. The Internationale Agentur für Freiheit, a Berlin art and...

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The Palestine Congress

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Thank God for the German Hate Police! Or heil … or whatever the appropriate salutation is for these unsung...

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The Hate Police

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From now on, any form of expression that the authorities consider “likely” to offend a member of one of...

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Degenerate Art in New Normal Germany

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One of the first things totalitarians do when they set about transforming a democratic society into whatever type of...

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Mistakes Were Made

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Make fun of the Germans all you want, and I’ve certainly done that a bit during these past few...

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The Ministry of AI Truth

CJ Hopkins Remember HAL, the homicidal Heuristically Programmed Algorithmic Computer from Stanley Kubrick’s 2001: A Space Odyssey? Well, if you...

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The Resistible Rise of The New Normal Reich

CJ Hopkins So, the German authorities have filed an appeal to overturn my acquittal in criminal court last week....

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Meet the Thought Police

CJ Hopkins So, my trial for thoughtcrimes in New Normal Germany takes place next Tuesday, January 23rd. It will...

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