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Mistakes Were Made
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Make fun of the Germans all you want, and I’ve certainly done that a bit during these past few...
The Ministry of AI Truth
CJ Hopkins Remember HAL, the homicidal Heuristically Programmed Algorithmic Computer from Stanley Kubrick’s 2001: A Space Odyssey? Well, if you...
The Resistible Rise of The New Normal Reich
CJ Hopkins So, the German authorities have filed an appeal to overturn my acquittal in criminal court last week....
Meet the Thought Police
CJ Hopkins So, my trial for thoughtcrimes in New Normal Germany takes place next Tuesday, January 23rd. It will...
The Year of the Mindfuck
C J Hopkins Well, that’s pretty much it for 2023 … which I’m officially dubbing The Year of The...
The Schizotocracy, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love The New Normal Reich
CJ Hopkins Well, 2023 is almost in the books, and things couldn’t be going better for the New Normal...
The Hate Machine
CJ Hopkins I think something’s wrong with my Hate Machine. I’ve got it turned up to 10, but I’m...
How (not) to Relativize the Holocaust
CJ Hopkins OK, I owe everyone an apology. I get it now. I’ve seen the light. I finally understand...
The War on Horror (or Whatever)
CJ Hopkins Welcome back to the War on Terror. I hope you had a nice 7-year break. Yes, that’s...
The GloboCap Nazi Follies
CJ Hopkins Here’s a story destined for urgent dispatch down the Memory Hole. In fact, if you listen closely,...
How Not to Launch a Global Anti-Censorship Movement
CJ Hopkins So, I’ve been excommunicated from Michael Shellenberger’s global anti-censorship movement. It’s my own fault. I was sowing...
The Criminalization of Dissent (continued)
CJ Hopkins So, the Berlin State Prosecutor has launched another criminal investigation of me. Apparently, I’m being charged with...
The Road to Totalitarianism – Part 3
CJ Hopkins So, the Germans are putting me on trial for my thoughtcrimes, and, apparently, I’ve already been found...
The “Free-Speech Twitter” PSYOP
CJ Hopkins It’s never a very enjoyable experience, facing the fact that you’ve been bamboozled. Realizing that you’ve fallen...
The Two Minutes Hate (New Normal Edition)
CJ Hopkins Today’s edition of the Two Minutes Hate, brought to you by GloboCap, Inc., and featuring an all-star...
The Second Coming of Literal Hitler
CJ Hopkins So, the quadrennial simulation of democracy in the USA is getting underway, and personally, I couldn’t be...
The Criminalization of Dissent (Revisited)
CJ Hopkins Greetings from Thoughtcriminal 231Js1736/23! That’s my official Thoughtcrime Case Number, which my attorney needs to reference in...
Fear and Loathing in the City of Westminster
CJ Hopkins Our descent into City Airport was like the drop-ship scene in the movie Aliens. The BA CityFlyer Embraer...
New Normal Germany Blues
The first rule of New Normal Germany is “You Do Not Compare New Normal Germany to Nazi Germany!” I...
The Anti-Anti-Semitism Follies
CJ Hopkins Roll up, roll up, because it’s time once again for The Anti-Anti-Semitism Follies! That’s right, folks, it’s...