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Brave New Normal – Part 2
My columns haven’t been very funny recently. This one isn’t going to be any funnier. Sorry. Fascism makes me...
Virus of Mass Destruction
There comes a point in the introduction of every new official narrative when people no longer remember how it...
Brave New Normal
So the War on Populism is finally over. Go ahead, take a wild guess who won. >
REVIEW: The Man Who Skewers Presidential Numbskullery
Masterful essays take aim at the numbskullery of Trump, his hapless political opponents, and the boneheaded media warriors who...
The War on Death
CJ Hopkins OK, I’ve got some good news and I’ve got some bad news. The good news is mainly...
Covid-19 Global Lockdown
CJ Hopkins Let’s try a little thought experiment. Just for fun. To pass the time while we’re indefinitely locked...
The Great Chinese Bat Flu Panic of 2020
CJ Hopkins Pray for me, my friends, because I have the flu. No, not the Chinese Bat Flu, or...
Subcomandante Bloomberg
CJ Hopkins Break out the pussyhats and vuvuzelas, folks, because the neoliberal Resistance is back, and this time they’re...
Bernie Sanders’ Commie Kill Swarm
CJ Hopkins America just can’t catch a break. After three long years of brutal oppression under Donald Trump’s Russia-backed...
Dead President Walking
CJ Hopkins I never thought I’d hear myself say this, but I’m a little worried about Donald Trump. I’m...
World War III
CJ Hopkins So, 2020 is off to an exciting start. It’s barely the middle of January, and we’ve already...
2019 – The Year of Manufactured Hysteria
CJ Hopkins Well, it looks like we’ve somehow managed to survive another year of diabolical Putin-Nazi attacks on democracy....
Reclaiming Your Inner Fascist
CJ Hopkins OK, we need to talk about fascism. Not just any kind of fascism. A particularly insidious kind...
The Ministry of Wiki-Truth
CJ Hopkins OK, here’s a silly one for you. Have you ever wondered how all those Wikipedia articles get...
The Putin-Nazis Are Coming (Again)!
CJ Hopkins So, it looks like that’s it for America, folks. Putin has gone and done it again. He...
Trumpenstein Must Be Destroyed!
CJ Hopkins So here we go. Like a 1960s straight-to-drive-in Hammer Film Production, the 2020 campaign season has begun....
The Future of the Spectacle
If you want a vision of the future, don’t imagine “a boot stamping on a human face — for...
Manufacturing Mass Fascism Hysteria
CJ Hopkins If the neoliberal ruling classes expect to keep the American masses worked up into a white-eyed hysteria...
The War on White Supremacist Terror
If you enjoyed the global corporatocracy’s original War on Islamicist Terror, you’re going to love their latest spinoff, The...
The United States of Fascism Hysteria
CJ Hopkins So it’s been an exciting few weeks for Antifa and the rest of the neoliberal Resistance. OK,...
