189 Search Results for cj hopkins
GloboCap Über Alles
So, how are you enjoying the “New Normal” so far? Is it paranoid and totalitarian enough for you? If...
The New (Pathologized) Totalitarianism
You didn’t think they were kidding, did you, when they started introducing the Brave New Normal official narrative back...
The Worst Literal Hitler Ever
So, the GloboCap-Resistance Minneapolis Putsch appears to have not gone exactly to plan. Once again, Trump failed to go...
The Minneapolis Putsch
Well, it looks like the Resistance’s long-anticipated “Second Civil War” has finally begun … more or less exactly on...
Brave New Normal – Part 2
My columns haven’t been very funny recently. This one isn’t going to be any funnier. Sorry. Fascism makes me...
Virus of Mass Destruction
There comes a point in the introduction of every new official narrative when people no longer remember how it...
Brave New Normal
So the War on Populism is finally over. Go ahead, take a wild guess who won. >
The Things You CANNOT Say About Coronavirus
Pssst....You. Yeah, you. Are you interested in talking about...things? You know, the kind of things that we’re not allowed...
The War on Death
CJ Hopkins OK, I’ve got some good news and I’ve got some bad news. The good news is mainly...
Covid-19 Global Lockdown
CJ Hopkins Let’s try a little thought experiment. Just for fun. To pass the time while we’re indefinitely locked...
The Great Chinese Bat Flu Panic of 2020
CJ Hopkins Pray for me, my friends, because I have the flu. No, not the Chinese Bat Flu, or...
Subcomandante Bloomberg
CJ Hopkins Break out the pussyhats and vuvuzelas, folks, because the neoliberal Resistance is back, and this time they’re...
Bernie Sanders’ Commie Kill Swarm
CJ Hopkins America just can’t catch a break. After three long years of brutal oppression under Donald Trump’s Russia-backed...
Dead President Walking
CJ Hopkins I never thought I’d hear myself say this, but I’m a little worried about Donald Trump. I’m...
World War III
CJ Hopkins So, 2020 is off to an exciting start. It’s barely the middle of January, and we’ve already...
2019 On OffG
On the first day of a new year we take a look back at 2019 on OffG, and offer...
2019 – The Year of Manufactured Hysteria
CJ Hopkins Well, it looks like we’ve somehow managed to survive another year of diabolical Putin-Nazi attacks on democracy....
The Ministry of Wiki-Truth
CJ Hopkins OK, here’s a silly one for you. Have you ever wondered how all those Wikipedia articles get...
The Putin-Nazis Are Coming (Again)!
CJ Hopkins So, it looks like that’s it for America, folks. Putin has gone and done it again. He...
Trumpenstein Must Be Destroyed!
CJ Hopkins So here we go. Like a 1960s straight-to-drive-in Hammer Film Production, the 2020 campaign season has begun....
